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ikaboy:
Let me not say much , before they serve me Ericco's treatment. But truth be told, food Concept needs to up there game.

It's the truth. I keep seeing new workers like every 2 to 3 months and the truth is that heir fried rice isn't tasty.


Fried rice ended with Mr biggs and tantalizers

SisterAnn:
You still dey go chicken republic? They serve the most taste rice you can think of.

I go there to avoid over indulging.
If I buy fried rice there, I taste it in their presence. If the salt plenty they must change to jollof sharp sharp.

My times I don't even buy their chicken unless it's the roast one.

Buy their white rice and get suya outside

Farfalla:
Absolutely fears no one and there's no topic under the earth he won't preach about.
I've been watching some of his videos and I don't even subscribe to all his doctrines, but man, his delivery is something else.
The way he shouts,
"America will go to hell!"
"Listen you heathens!"
"Hell-bound congressmen and congresswomen!"

I can watch his videos and laugh but wouldn't be a part of his congregation though. I apply lipstick 💄 which would be considered sinful in that church.

😂😂😂😂

I guess he's not perfect sha. But I agree with many of his sermons.
Didn't know he doesn't approve of lipstick tho

Farfalla:
TD.

You can also do a search of his sermon on husbands who rape their wives.

Yeah T. d jakes.
I'll check it out.

Pdiddy aka puffy combs aka puff daddy is next.
Feds already raided his homes



"But Kells, the day you put out a hit is the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac killed."


Eminem, on the track killshot

He got fried, finally.

With wisdom u can sell that iPhone of 800k and open 4 POS terminals.


But many naija gals won't think.


With wisdom u will leave bad friends that only know how to drink and smoke and save ur money to do business, but many naija guys wud rather wear earrings and torn trousers and be forming tough guy with a bottle of fearless

Even u need wisdom to be ok health wise, not money.

Please they shud sack everyone in the management team of chicken republic for selling the most tasteless fried rice in the world and worse still, for over working staff to the point where young boys and gals resign so often.

What has he invented or what ideas has he shaped? What theories has he brought up?

No be by degrees o.


E sure me say Tesla or Einstein IQ high pass this guy own.

Give a few days. They will protest in abuja.

Kizyte:
Nigeria 🇳🇬 is survival of the fittest. According to Wyclef Jean, only the strong will survive.

How can I survive with 41 shots by my side?

The government has shot us 41 times

Na u dem shoot 41 times.
Dey there dey form tupac/jayz/50 cent na

Farfalla:
I follow the teachings of certain ministers of God but I'd never heard of Pastor Jennings until I saw this clip below of him doing an impression of President Biden.

I don't know how seriousness and craziness can coexist in one person.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Co-NVR56us?si=DmnOHSEJ4KjeCNSG

The guy so far hasn't disappointed O.
He's attacked a certain pastor who attended pdiddy party.
Called out lil nas x
Attacks the LGBT community like they owe him something.

He fears no one.

I mean for real, last week he attacked the illuminati

Farfalla:
I follow the teachings of certain ministers of God but I'd never heard of Pastor Jennings until I saw this clip below of him doing an impression of President Biden.

I don't know how seriousness and craziness can coexist in one person.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Co-NVR56us?si=DmnOHSEJ4KjeCNSG

U need to check out all his clips of this year alone.
Am certain u will understand him better.

He called out lil nas x after the idiot dropped that blasphemous video.

Called out that pastor that went to pdiddy party.

Called out people that dine with illuminati last week or so.


The guy fears no one. He isn't afraid of LGBT goats. In fact he attacks them as if they owe him money 😂😂😂

Farfalla:
Are you listening to the old troublemaker?

😂😂😂

The man has been firing frm all cylinders thr last few months a d YouTube algorithm keeps bringing him up

Everyone shud just stay off tomato paste.

Go and buy raw tomatoes

This OP funny O.
Why not show us children that climb mountains in order to get to school every morning

BigDawsNet:
Nestle is the best.. it's wey expensive Dan the regular table water but very pure

Nestle is cheaper than cway and aquafina.

Cway is 300 per bottle.
Nestle is 200/250

Nawa.

Only water I buy is aquafina, cway, viju, etc.

Swan water is no more like it used to be. Has a funny taste. Worst is Nestle.


I miss Ragolis bottle water

SSpeter:
, I done mark your moniker, when I go dey around, you go finish 3 full chickens 🐔 for my presence

What are u saying na?

U nor know as naija chicken dey small?

Besides chicken is not as heavy as beef when eating. I cannot eat even 4k beef suya.
But u see chicken suya eh? Na puff puff

SSpeter:
so if you grill chicken and eat with a drink, or if you grill pork or beef is that not food?

No it's not na. Before chicken will full ur Belle u go need to eat like 3 full chickens na.

But eba and soup, u go belleful after 3 wraps of eba

SSpeter:
why would you say that? Meat na food

How meat take be food? Unless u be Chinese wey dey finish full lamb or pig

ForValour:
Nothing special here, just eat one or two for courtesy and face what you came for

What if he came for the meat?

sageb:
Deep lyrics

Thank you sir!

fuckingAyaya:
Sirika is a free man today, malami that stole half of the country's resources is a free man, that werey former humanitarian minister is a free woman today, Buhari's nephew tunde sabiu is a free man ofcourse, ahmed alwan is a free man, Ganduje is also a free man, and so on..... but na only EMEFIELE some sophisticated morons dey call thief the rest were saints. One Nigeria I hail thee!

Na who dem catch be thief.

guobe:
Yesterday I bought alot of bags of water from a truck road side guy and did a transfer to him which he checked and acknowledged .
I drove off with my car only to get an alert that the money bounced back.

I had to make a u turn to meet up with the guy that I bought the water from and told him the money bounced back and we had to go to the nearest POS centre to withdraw cash for the payment.

I gave him my complementary card and left.
The water seller guy called me this morning and thanked me for my magnanimity and told me he had another loss yesterday and it would have been catastrophic if he had lost mine too.
It still baffles me that in the year 2024 ,transfer transactions are bouncing back and I do wonder if such occurrence happen abroad?

Mine bounced back after 3 days.
It was from zenith to fidelity bank.
It showed successful frm my end, and I was even given a debit alert.
The next day, the restaurant had not seen it so they called ( if u do transfer, u write out ur number on a paper) , so I went and showed them the transaction frm my app.

On the 3rd day, I got a reversal!! Menh I was stunned.

The whole thing looked like a fake transfer from me.

Las las I went to return the money to the accountant of the restaurant

I dedicate 'suburban war' by Arcade fire to this thread. It fits the thread in an analogical way.

NB: this album from whence this song is pulled from won album of the year many years ago, beating the likes of Eminem and Lady Gaga I think. Fantastic indie rock album.



Let's go for a drive
And see the town tonight
There's nothing to do
But I don't mind when I'm with you
This town's so strange
They built it to change
And while we sleep
We know the streets get rearranged
With my old friends
It was so different then
Before your war
Against the suburbs began
Before it began
Now the music divides us into tribes
You grew your hair
So I grew mine
You said the past won't rest
Until we jump the fence and leave it behind
With my old friends
I can remember when
You cut your hair
I never saw you again
Now the cities we live in
Could be distant stars
And I search for you
In every passing car
The night's so long...
Yeah, the night's so long
I've been living in the shadows of your song
Been living in the shadows of your song
In the suburbs I
I learned to drive
And you told me we'd would never survive
So grab your mother's keys we leave tonight
But you started a war
That we can't win
They keep erasing all the streets we grew up in
Now the music divides us into tribes
You choose your side
I'll choose my side
All my old friends
They don't know me now
All my old friends
Are staring through me now
All my old friends
They don't know me now
All my old friends
They don't know me now
All my old friends wait







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpWqfrX9908&pp=ygUYc3VidXJiYW4gd2FyIGFyY2FkZSBmaXJl

PeterObi001:
But eniyola came out yesterday and say the award to bobryski was publicity stunt

Kat Williams said in his interview that the most common thing among these Satanists is the fact that they try to pretend it's nothing.

But it's just a matter of time.

The culture vultures.
The gay mafias are slowly creeping in.

They are cancelling who they can in Hollywood.

Nowadays u see men wearing earrings everywhere. If u think it's fashion ur on a long thing.
My problem is how they're trying hard to bully straight people. Like wtf!

80 thousand bags of rice!

That's a whole market full

All the women that was involved in that show or whatever and hasn't spoken against this nonsense is an idiot.
I mean... This is about the biggest disrespect u can pour on womanhood.


That in a room full of women, a man dressed better than all of them.

Women fall my hand o

SultanOfAbia:
Hamas Wey No dey use Condom

Una hate infidels
But una go knack infidel toto into oblivion

Islam and Hypocrisy na Twin Brothers.

Aswear.
Smoking na Haram but then smoke like say tomorrow no dey.
Highness na their food. Frm tramadol to methylated spirit