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njuwo:
A Nigerian Man has taken to his page to advise guys to stick to their babes that these online Girls are not beautiful in real life.

See screenshot below:

https://www.everywherestew.com.ng/2019/04/these-online-girls-are-not-beautiful-in.html?m=1

His and observe.
Then pretend u don't see her.
That's how we roll.
To prevent stories that touch....

babatee100:
Nigeria leaders ain't just the problem. The followers are. We deserve our leaders.

Person wey be say dem neva swear for to be govnor, he just manage win an election, some traditional rulers (jegudujeras) don com de shake hands...we know why they are there....to ask for appointment and slots and brown envelope....why d guy no go steal the treasury dry to satisfy his appetite for money and satisfy the people....

Nija....I hail thee

I said something like this in an older thread and some people came after me.
I don't even know why the governor elect is even more in the news than the incumbent.

Onyi22:
Wow... They look good together
All I see is money ooo I don't know about u

Them try small but them no fine reach me.

Joromi12:
5m for a rail line. Bros u too dey lie

The lie hit me for here.
Abi na clothing line e wan write b4

SageMK:
Akin Alabi should please shút the fúck up.

He has no idea how many lives that his betting company ruined. I guess he's baffled and shocked that someone out there choose humanity over monetary gain.

On paper his idea is a good theory but why wait any longer when the food has already been cooked?!

Let him sit still and watch. This man will get a house.

Ruined how?
It's the naija mentality that has ruined them. Same way Nigerias were warned to only use their free cash to so MMM is the same way they r warned to use their free cash to gamble.
Is it only in Nigeria that people gamble?
Blame the government that has not placed enof emphasis on education, skills acquisition and job creation.
Was it not ur government that decided to share Abacha loot among the country's poorest people?
When education is in shambles, the products will also think shambolicaly.
Talk to the average graduate in the country and see if u can bring out sense from his or her brains.
The black man's greed has always been the death or near death of him!

koolguy88:
this stuff for $2bn? Over-priced.

7.9 million dollars .....equivalent to 2 billion naira oga.

tactius:
The students were asked to leave school, because of non-payment of fees.

They were doing strong head...

So, the authorities called in the Police.

I know you would soon chant 'corruption'...so let's lay a few facts. Universites in Nigeria are poorly funded...and the government does not have extra cash for them at all. So, fees .

If the university does not make life better for the students...then how do you expect them to provide for running costs, etc....

Sometimes, you Nigerians need to see the big picture.

Funny thing is that the typical naija parent is using all his money to build a house in his home town instead of catering for his wards school fees

newsynews:
A picture showing the Mr South Africa Top 20 finalists has left social media users shocked as they ridiculed it while wondering what the requirements to participate in the contest really are.

The picture which was shared via the Mr South Africa official Twitter account got heavily criticized, with many people likening the men to criminals.

The tweet was later deleted by the account's admin but not before the picture was defended by the admin.

The title for Mr South Africa 2018 is currently held by former Mr South Africa 2nd prince and Mr Photogenic, JP Robberts..

Below are some reactions from Twitter users concerning the Mr South Africa finalists.

https://lailasnews.com/mr-south-africa-finalists-ridiculed/

Smh. They ni even fine reach me. If I join the contest I go win from round 1 sef

mrbyron:
However ridiculous it sounds, he might just get lucky and be added to the company's payroll. Sometimes it takes an uncommon approach to situations to get problems solved. I think it's worth trying.

Oh yes. Nigerians r uncommon people. With uncommon mindsets.
The only problem that will be solved will be the uncommon display of uncommon madness, thru uncommon maximum shisshi by both the company and our men in uncommon black uniforms.

newsynews:
An Omega Fire Ministry branch in Dubai has congratulated Apostle Johnson Suleman on the acquisition of a private jet for the propagation of the gospel.

On its maiden trip, the jet was used to fly Apostle Suleman to Enugu yesterday for the Open Heaven Crusade.

The Dubai church stated:



https://lailasnews.com/omega-fire-ministries-dubai-apostle-sulemans-private-jet/

Cc lalasticlala

Good for him

naptu2:
President Muhammadu Buhari will pay a working visit to Lagos tomorrow, Wednesday, April 24th, 2019.

He will commission the following projects while in the state:

⚫Lagos State Institute of Maternal and Child Health, Ayinke House, Ikeja.


⚫ Lagos Theater, Oregun.

⚫Oshodi Transport Interchange

⚫820 mass transit buses

⚫International Airport Road.

He will be received by Governor Akinwunmi Ambode

Lagos State welcomes Mr President. #ItesiwajuIpinleEko #LASG pic.twitter.com/WQYhEqmJqX

— The Lagos State Govt (@followlasg) April 23, 2019

Commission a maternal health centre/complex yet we r yet to commission a world class hospital in Nigeria.
Well, what do I know?

TheGiftedOne:
All the Chelsea fans I know have given up on their team for this season. That sums up Chelsea's performances lately.
My verdict for today's match is Chelsea 2 - 2 Burnley.

90 mins and its 2-2.
U deserve a bottle of white wine and white fish barbecue.

Aldebaran:
Your maker?

Hmmmm

Jesus is not GOD...

Let 'us' make man in our own image.

Nebuchadnezar:
this is exactly why trump is loved by Americans irrespective of the propaganda against him by CNN sponsored by democrats

bunch of fake bastards
i never liked this Obama

Me too. All he knows is how to move his neck at angle of 90 and satisfy his gay cronies. Nonsense and no electricity!

zone51:
No one is arguing that with you.

Even me, am not arguing.

Asour:
Hello! error check Sir !

No player, dead or Alive can possibly win 35 League titles. Yes. Not Messi. Not Ronaldo. None.


I reckon you didn't give this a second thought. The 35 titles here are, I think Juventus'.

Ur absolutely right!
More like 28 trophies.
3 different countries.
3 different terrains.
3 different soils.
That's some inspiration.
Be inspired.
Try something different, be it food, music,or business.
Be like Ronaldo.

ogbiwa:
Cristiano Ronaldo says he will be staying at Juventus "1000%" after the club won an eighth consecutive Serie A title with victory over Fiorentina.

Massimiliano Allegri's side, who failed at the first attempt with a 2-1 loss at SPAL last week, fell behind after a Nikola Milenkovic opener.

Alex Sandro equalised with a brilliant flicked header in the 37th minute.

Victory was sealed after the break when German Pezzella diverted Ronaldo's cross into his own net.

"I'm really happy that I have won the Italian title in my first season," said Ronaldo.

"Of course, it did not go well in the Champions League, but there is next year."

Juventus' 35th league title means the Portuguese forward, who signed from Real Madrid for £99.2m last summer, has become the first player to win domestic titles in England, Spain and Italy.

The Old Lady - as they are commonly known - were knocked out of the Champions League by Ajax in midweek and have won every Italian league title since moving to the Allianz Stadium in 2011.

Earlier on Saturday, Juventus Women beat Verona to retain their Serie A Women title.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47999028

35 league titles( actually its 28 trophies)
3 different countries.
3 different terrains.
3 different soils.
Just how far can a man go in life and outside his comfort zone to create success?
That's some inspiration.
Be inspired.
Try something different, be it food, music,or business.
Try like Ronaldo.
Be like Ronaldo.

SheldonCooper:
Exactly what i am thinking. Because he didn't register his company or what? If the youghurt is safe for consumption , what makes it fake? This our country ehn. To register your company and licence for your product one goes through hell.. how then will someone survive ? The govt doesn't make it easy for entrepreneurs.

One man's survival shouldn't mean the death of many others.
One man's idea shouldn't be worth the lives of many others.

martooski:
Let us help you grow your business

Check my signature

No, help Ronaldo win champions league next season.

ifada123:
I don't know how you people reason Edo people o.

There is a certain fear about edo. And people are frightened by those which dont see it.

Auxtin85:
What will this be blame on why will rape be an option? I believe as far as I breathe no single woman is too difficult to get

Pls try to get Taylor swift.

sbashir10:
Please who is lanre teriba

A teribu hypocrite and liar.

amaniro:
Jaden Smith is a drug addict. All the codeine has sucked all his money. Stupid little boy.

U mean all the codeine has sucked all his body tissues.....he's still got dough. But no muscles and fat.

nairafame:
This Nigerian Lady named Helena Hamah who is a Barber went to Access Bank to redraw N250k but when she Got home and counted the money she discovered that the Bank mistakenly Gave her N500k so she went back to the bank and Returned the Extra N250k!

Watch video below
Source https://www.nairafame.com/2019/04/nigerian-lady-returns-back-extra-n250k.html

From the pics, the caption should have been something like.......
'See how much this female barber make in a month.'
The said story sounds unbelievable

kinzation:
LMAO...ona no go kee me for NL

Chai but the guy resemble brock Lesnar o

gurunlocker:
Juve reached the semis without him with same. squad!

The squad is now old oga

holuwajobar:
Abeg, this drake too fine

The guy no fine reach me joor.

Rickyuzzy:
This is not about name calling... Spread d message. All regions are involved.
I am igbo between

Madam, what he said is true. I frown at any form if tribalism.
If u check what's been happening in the north, the helpless kids are migrating in droves into other states becos the population of their mother states can't guarantee their survival. Look at edo state for example. They are so many now, looking for menial Jobs to do. It never used to be like that.
The earlier the north realized the damage overpopulation does to an economy, the better.

robosky02:
"Your employee today could become your President or boss tomorrow. So be fair and considerate to people".

In July 1988,Mike Tyson hired Donald Trump as his chief strategist and adviser, and today, Mike Tyson is broke and Trump is president

From Jay Z song 'holy grail '
Uh, Blue told me remind you niggas
Uh, Bleep that shit y’all talkin' about, I'm the nigga
Uh, caught up in all these lights and cameras
Uh, but look what that shit did to Hammer
Uh, goddammit I like it
Bright lights is enticing
But look what it did to Tyson
All that money in one night
Thirty mill for one fight
But soon as all that money blows
All the pigeons take flight

Timekeeper:
But a tree can make a forest against big team athletico but against small team, he can't make a forest.
Useless ronaldo

What?
U think athletico Madrid can beat this ajax?
See, any team facing ajax in this year's champions league shud just pray for all the luck, cos ajax is a tricky team.

ricon:
Real Madrid team is a game of luck nowadays, for every win nothing really is assured on the next.

My problem with Juve is laziness and lack of team work. I believe aside Ronaldo's input, every player should be able to score. It's just not cool to buy a single player and believe that's all your lazy team needs. Nothing and no one to complement Ronaldo's efforts.

Exactly. Juventus is not as fluid or compact as say,Barca or liverpool or Tottenham.
The whole team is not greater than the sum of its parts.
Despite this though it has to be said that it will take a real fight for any team to beat this ajax