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Gyokeres balloons the a free ball that was gifted him away 🤦‍♂️

We are now giving the ball away and have allowed them grow back into the game.

We just need Madueke's head to be correct. We are playing well currently

Suddenly we are playing with urgency.

nihilistjnr:
She's not providing value beyond introducing customers to chefs and making a margin for her efforts.

What the girl doesn't seem to understand is that her job is to alleviate the stress of finding a good chef with a great repertoire. That's what she's literally being paid for, and once customers have met a chef they like, she adds no further value to that customer except the chef is unable to meet further requirements.

It's much easier and simpler after introductions to cut out the middleman and split the difference - Chef gets paid more, Customer pays less. They both win.

The problem is her business model not the customers. The pool of customers that can afford and are inclined to hire private chefs in Nigeria is small, and customers willing to do that on a frequent basis is smaller still.

Meanwhile it seems like 1 in every 20 girls on Naija Instagram is a chef.

Her model instead should be charging the chefs a subscription fee for the right to bid for work for her clients whether they get it or not, and then she's making money of both sides for access to the network. If she continues to get customers approach her platform, chefs even if they poach a customer are still incentivised to return to bid for more work. It's still a brittle business model but at least she's providing a little more value either way.

You are nit wrong at all, in fact I always get amused when I see her talk about returning customers because I know a typical Nigerian will just use her service once and then poach her junior chefs (whom are the ones likely to do the most work sef).

I think the only reason she's crashing out is that she expected loyalty from the chefs especially the younger ones who learnt culinary skills under her before being promoted to chefs-for-hire

GloriousGbola:
Nigerians are also part of the problem as a lot of us will try to undercut the guy by engaging his apprentice behind his back. some apprentice may get away with this and think they can do the guys job

This happens alot.

There's this lady I do watch her content on TikTok ; RENTACHEF. This lady is a private chef who created a business out of her job. She has chefs signed to her business whom you can rent and have them cook for you for a private dinner, private events and even as your home chef who would cook your daily meals and get paid for their services.

She makes content of her jobs along with her chefs at her various clients' private residences ( Ikoyi, Banana Island, Lekki, VI, VGC, etc). She gives a glimpse into the kind lifestyle some elites actually enjoy in this our Nigeria with their money.

Early this year I just saw her crashing out in a video she made about how her business suffered seriously last year. Some of the junior chefs she was putting on started taking jobs directly from her clients bypassing the company. This is a brand she has built ; a brand that has Admin staff, procurement staff and other employees that are not even involved in cooking. She runs a proper brand!......

When people probed her asking how did she find herself in such mess, some in the comments section even asked why she didn't have them sign "non-compete clause" and other legal documents that forbids them from taking jobs from her customers behind her.

She opened up that every year all her chefs and other staff members are made to sign those documents obut this is Nigeria. The moment you try to enforce some of those stuff legally, it will be termed as you being wicked and you start getting called out on social media.

She then concluded that it is the customers that are actually to blame most times. Customers always approach her employees behind her in a bid to get their services at a cheap price and those ones get tempted once they flash them cash.

Amigoos1:
American fashion designers don't even make that amount on one cloth. Don't these guys even reason the lie before dropping it.

As in..... I just hate it when people lie unnecessarily unprovoked.

He's already a successful fashion designer/entrepreneur nobody doubts the fact that his craft pays his bills, but all these stories with too much condiment are just crazy!

izzou:
I think only Femi Otedola's story should be taken seriously in recent times.

He didn't deny how he has helped and favored. He says it is even hard work to get that opportunity.

That's the only story in recent times that has substance. These ones are looking for who to whine

Ubi Franklin said he has been in Seyi Vodi's shop for 2 hours and within that time frame he witnessed Vodi make N30m worth of sales. The weyrey wants to use that as defense for the $300,000 Lamba Vodi dropped

Ubi even claimed he bought N5m cloth in Vodi's shop.

I think all these Aspire to Maguire people no just rate Nigerians sha.

iamoyindamola:
She now emotionally blackmail them into togetherness after losing one child and exile one too, those children have seen hell, crime was just only way for them to survive.
See that small gangster leo

That Leo is a born criminal, the boy get plenty darkness inside his heart wey pass the whole family's when added together.

iamoyindamola:
And only milord is from different father i guess
I couldn't account for the total number of children sef

As in..... As much as their mother was always forming righteous anger anytime she sense any of the children going astray , it's obvious she's the cause of the whole problem.

She literally immersed those kids into generational poverty by giving birth to as many as they are. It is pretty obvious that for the family to ever have a chance of coming out of that generational poverty, one or two of them must get involved in very big crime that pays and not some petty crime sef.

iamoyindamola:
Never knew there's a small Caribbean country managed by France called martinique and they spend euro until i watched bandi

I'm currently watching Bandi.... That Lè Fleur family, how on earth did the mother end up giving birth to that much number of children? 🤷‍♂️

This is Isale Eko (Lagos Island), no portable in big 2026. It took the efforts of an NGO to supply them water that would last them for days.

APC has been ruling Lagos since 1999. The oba of Lagos' son Kayode Akiolu represents Lagos Island constituency in Abuja under the APC umbrella.

If come 2027, you decide you've had enough of APC in the state as a citizen resident on Lagos Island ; you will be surprised the kind of persecution you will suffer for your choice.

The Ọba may threaten you and your choice of candidate with the lagoon as your finally resting place. In fact, political thugs and enforcers who are members of the same community will not allow you come near the polling unit once tbey are aware of your political choice. You would be wondering if these are not the same people that were complaining about portable water just few months ago. You would even be asking yourself what changed? Do we suddenly have water now that election is near? 🤦‍♂️

“In the whole of Lagos Island, we don't have water. To fetch water, we spend N3,000, and it's by begging. We need help.”

Indigenes of Lagos Island recount the water crisis they're suffering. It took an NGO group to supply them water that would last them a few days.✍️ pic.twitter.com/OKgYm6WL3N

— Obiasogu David (@afrisagacity) April 14, 2026

izzou:
Gateway International Airport



Our politicians no go kill person.

I don't even understand what they were thinking constructing that road, inspecting for commissioning and finally commissioning without anybody having a single brain cell to tell them what will happen to a road without drainage.

I mean if the contractor was foolish, didn't the Ogun ministry of works engineers inspect the road to see with their eyes that the road the contractor was working on doesn't have drainage?

The stewpid invited the president and other dignitaries to commission the airport last week with the road nit having drainage.

Don't they get embarrassed over situations like this one? Why can't they just do the right thing instead of shirty jobs like this all the times?

Later thew will be bragging about the state's GDP with the terrible road networks all over the whole place. This road wey dem fix, dem still no fit do it right.

Dapo Abiodun is just useless! 🤯

How can you construct a road in 2026 without drainage? Like how useless can that man be? 🤦‍♂️

Days after commissioning the gateway airport, the road that leads to the airport is flooded. Nature didn't even wait for long before exposing the fraud.

WATCH: Flood Takes Over Newly Constructed Gateway Airport Road In Ogun, Days After Commissioning pic.twitter.com/3kTN1ZZQmh

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) April 13, 2026

EmmanuelScott1:
Yes bro, that's the only way he created the account.

Probably the boy doesn't have parents who take their parenting job serious. Anyways, the boy may rig himself out of future opportunities by adding to his age over something as trivial as opening a bank account.

EmmanuelScott1:
You cannot open an opay account without BVN and NIN, this is the first step.

Your friend son falsified his age so that he can open it.

Does that mean the NIN the boy carries overstates his age as being above 18?

GloriousGbola:
There is a limit. 50k,100k,500k I think. Based on tier.

My son recently upgraded his account

It also does not imho have proper regulation

You cannot open an account if you are not an adult. But I know a friend of my son (17 years of age) who did just that

As much as the disruption those Fintechs achieved is appreciated, there's serious job that needs to be done about proper regulations of Fintechs in this country.

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8652724/nigerians-fattening-amupitans-bank-accounts



this is at once funny and also frightening

because it means any stranger can guess your opay account and send you money

not a problem until i want to setup blueraydick with his company ICA dept

Are you saying they set him up ?

Are you saying they he didn't register an Opay account by himself as a private citizen long before his appointment as INEC chairman?

By the way, I don't have an Opay account or any of these fintech financial services account that uses phone number as account number. I've never liked the idea for the security threats such situation poses.

Concluding part

When next any APC supporter tries to gaslight about Tinubu "fixing Nigeria", just show them this tweet as their MCM's scorecard

Funny how Iran's demand majorly focuses on its own survival and nothing to do with creation of a Palestine state.

Sooner or later, we will all learn lessons from the Jews.

Prior to October 7 Iran was living fine, they were comfortable enough to be using proceeds of their oil sales to fund terrorist organizations like Hezbollah, Hamas and co to attack their life long sworn enemies; Israel. The IRGC was in full control in the Persian state and had enough time on their hands to be pursuing the destruction of state of Israel 24/7.

Fast forward to October 7 when the Hamas terrorists struck, the Jews felt they've had enough and decided to go all out to decimate the Hamas and Hezbollah terrorists. After months of speaking with the terrorist groups in the language they understood, the Jews proceeded on the 12 days war to pummel the mother of the terrorist states ; Iran.

They didn't end it there; they followed it up with this recent war that has seen the death of almost all senior IRGC men (including their so-called Supreme leader). They attacked their economic and military infrastructures to the extent that they are gasping for breath economically. They've literally left them with years of rebuild to be done for their military and economic infrastructures.

Even their talking point for the cease fire negotiations shows they just want to survive. One would've thought they will add the creation of state of Palestine as one of their demands since the reason they always give for sponsoring terror against Israel is to force creation of the Palestinian state .

I think one lesson that stands out here is that your distant enemy is only having time to equip your closest enemy because you have not given them enough body hitting to keep them busy.

Altern8tor:
Asnal is a useless club.... How do u use full season to whine everyone and just 5 games to go,,,u waste all ur efforts and go trophiless.... Dat one don pass juju oo

As u can see, I no dey stay home hoping arsenal will Will Win the league.

I go out to do fàájì and get the bet out of life. There's more outside supporting arsenal.

If we win the league eventually we go celebrate. If we no win we go hide hide our face.

No time!

Unlimited22:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don't worry you'll win at the etihad next week.

We have to take destiny into our hands. No worry, we go run am.

We go follow city drag am.

I Dey party where I Dey chop the head of my life on a Sunday evening . Typical Yoruba naming ceremony where Hennessy and Martel Dey flow .

My friend wey be Chelsea fan Dey celebrate every man city goal as he Dey stream the match beside me 😂

The only thing I want to say is : God punish Chelsea fans worldwide!

PS: Don't take this to heart, na henny dey talk

This Iranian really schooled a British leftist lady who said he should be ashamed for waving an Israeli flag in support of the Jews against the IRGC regime.

This is so awesome it made my day!

A British leftist is telling a group of Iranians that they should be ashamed of themselves for waving the Israeli flag.
She tells them they are "brainwashed"

Their replies are nothing short of EPIC!
Watch the whole thing! pic.twitter.com/uPKjMlDEah

— Hamas Atrocities (@HamasAtrocities) April 11, 2026

popizaino:
Allow me breathe

Don't suffocate me with your rant.

I didn't cause you to lose.

Direct all your anger to monsieur Arteta.

I just wanted you to know that having your supposed impenetrable defense is not all it. You also need a ruthless attack as well. Mr defense campaigner

Better don't make me to start hate watching you guys .

I already answer you that Arsenal's defense remains number 1 in the league (with evidence)

If you don't have any other thing to say, abeg fade from my mention.🤡

Kimbeast:
I am not defending him as I myself am curious on what has happened to your defense recently. Are you confidently telling me you are not bothered about your current defensive frailty?

I'm not telling you anything. I didn't quote you taking about Arsenal's current form, I quoted Popi who gave me a mention and I responded to his query about defensive problem as per my old post on this thread about Chelsea's defensive frailty compared to arsenal's.

popizaino:
Troll assnal with their years of underachievement is beneath me.

I cannot troll a team i am better than.

Stop being angry and you will realise the intent behind my question.

Oga, u are still salty about the posts I made agreeing with Timbros and Unlimited that Chelsea has defensive problem with bunch of mediocres you guys parade as defenders...

The post was made last season and early this season.

That's the only reason you would wait for arsenal to their lose or draw and be asking me about Arsenal's defensive solidity.

I alsrwadh answered you that my post back then remains valid. As of today arsenal has conceded the least number of goals in the EPL after 32 games. If you don't have any evidence that suggest otherwise, just drink water and rest.

Normally I no supposed respond to your initial post, but sometimes one needs to set the records straight..

Kimbeast:
He isn't talking about since the beginning of the season but your recent form. 6 goals conceded in your last 4 games and conceding twice each to Bournemouth and Southampton. Even you can't deny alarm bells are ringing with how teams now easily create chances against you especially when that department was your strongest.

I made comment about Chelsea's defensive problem juxtaposed with Arsenal's last season/towards the beginning of the new season.

Look for something else to use as defense for him.

popizaino:
Be calming down. Take your grievance to Arteta not me.

I asked an harmless question

Wetin i wan use trolling assnal do?

This was just telling you it is not all about defending while having a blunt attack.

You asked me about defensive problem and I answered you there's no defensive problem with facts.

Now you dey shift goal post to attack.

You need to make up your mind on what you actually want to use to troll whether it's attack or defense.

raumdeuter:
We need to confirm that the account belongs to him

There has been a news release that he does not own any Twitter account

The evidence is everywhere on the internet. Even some APC members have admitted Amupitan Don shiiit for church.

There's no spinning that can make this go away. He was an APC and Tinubu stan before his appointment.

He either does the honorable thing of stepping down or continue as INEC chair with the blemish on his name that he's obviously partisan. Nobody will beat him whatever decision he takes.

popizaino:
@BlueRayDick

Please what happened to the defensive problem that Arteta solved?

As of this moment arsenal still remains the team that has conceded the least goal in the league this season. So technically arsenal doesn't have a defensive problem.

If you dey watch matches you would know this.


You don't even know how to troll at all. 😏