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iamoyindamola:
I don't like access card party
It's an indirect way of telling people they are not invited

That’s just what it is ; a party where u select the attendees before the day of event . Anybody without access card should automatically know their presence is not required .

But we get strong head for naija

liveLongNprospa:
But this is a common situation.
There are people that are actually invited but the security moves mad or something.
Especially in events.
So they have to call so that it gets sorted out.
Me sef don go sort out issues like this as part of hosts.

The major issue is being recorded and posted online for people to insult you.

This particular case is not the same as what u narrated .

Davido’s wedding was strictly by invitation . The invitation was in two forms, the hard copy and the soft copy . Both form of invitation had a bar code which will be scanned at point of entry before u are allowed in.

Everyone that got the IV was aware the access code grants u entry . The moment u failed to present the access code u don mess up na.


They ought to know such type of parties is not one where u will be able to sweet talk urself in or the security will understand ur plight.

I never said recording and posting them online is right o; in fact I pity them cos the whole thing is embarrassing . I’m only saying people should be more intentional about not putting themselves in such position

iamoyindamola:
This is just me
That was how my colleague handed us one access card to her wedding
Even though we came in staff bus the bouncers didn't let us in until we saw a familiar figure
I was already disengaging myself from the group because na embarrassment if they didn't let us in

That's the disadvantage of doing Access card parties. While u are trying to control the crowd and prevent people u don't want at ur party, u will end up shutting some important people who either forgot their access cards or were too nonchalant about it thinking they will be allowed in on self recognition basis.

Once u tell me it is an access card party, I won't leave my house without the card.

But then, this is Nigeria. Most of those bouncers will collect cash and allow gate crashers enter; I have seen it happen wella. Those bouncers sef dey run their own small side business for gate

iamoyindamola:
Look well na areola you see

Areola West Ham keeper Abi which one ?

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8136851/beautiful-ladies-denied-entry-davido

Blueraydick
Omo see wash and disgrace

They will probably be let in eventually ;
But I don’t know why some people do this thing sha .

As I Dey like this ehn, I Dey respect myself gan and I hate embarrassment . Where dem no call me, I no Dey go and even where dem call me I Dey make sure I get full gist about the event before I even commot house .

When we were in school we did a lot of funny stuff , crashing convocation parties , going to mosque to collect iftar during Ramadan as non-Muslims , dressing up to attend wedding ceremonies hosted within school premises , crashing naming ceremonies in our hostel area , etc. But all those things ends once person graduate .

I still attended a party in April where access card was required for entry . Though I went with 2 other people , I made sure I got access card for them from the host before the day of the event . I no like embarrassment at all; make person come Dey outside Dey beg bouncer . No matter how well dressed u are , dem go rubbish u

iamoyindamola:
Now he's foolishly dragging those who he shouldn't indirectly

Funny thing is he's the one that got 5pm wedding IV while the people he attempted to drag got the 10am wedding IV.

The guy no get class and he's ready to drag everybody inside rofo rofo with him

iamoyindamola:
God I hate that guy with passion
Everything about him, even though those he's fighting ain't my favourite too
I just hate guy with loose mouth, portable is not like this na

I don't even hate, I just get amused that some Nigerians stan someone who is shallow and lacks decorum like him.

Imagine person wey dem invite go wedding begin drag fellow guests. Smh

A40:
Soft porn una

Na una sabi that one. Let's be pretending we don't see women like these everyday for real life

Nobody is pretending those girls don't exist.

All we are saying is macaroni is doing same thing Nedu wazobiafm was doing; trying to push skits that are not funny with girls with big booobs and backside clad in sexy cloth. That's not comedy.

seankafor:
What could have made this big man commit suicide

Maybe depression or any mental health issue.

iamoyindamola:
This stupid boy verydarkman should be returned to jail
Who they give assholes like this relevance

Na bloggers wey dey give am relevance I blame.

People like him are a nuisance to the society and do not deserve to be given the kind of attention bloggers give him. It is the bloggers that are always pushing his nonsense videos to our face.

I never person wey shallow like that guy in a long time

Ibime:
I can't wait for all these people swallowing Govt propaganda how Russia loves them to move to Russia. I've been in Turkey for the last week. I mistakenly booked a hotel where 90% of the clientele are Russian. It's one thing to swallow propaganda, it's another to live with these people. People wey no dey even smile, when black man walk past, they will move away, you ask them questions, they will just stare at you and start nudging each other.

One guy from Kazan came to take picture with us, and couldn't wait to tell us how he is one of the good guys and there is no difference between us (black) and them, that we are all human. I come dey reason why he feels the need to tell us that that unless their society is completely unused to black people. One German-Turkish guy dey commiserate with us and wish us good luck tell us say we make mistake to book this hotel. Nothing concern me sha, I dey do my thing dey go and spend most of my time in the gym. To be fair, one or two friendly ones dey but few and far between. One of them I met in the gym does sets with me and spot for each other etc

Once Okpa shows them his Putin fans club, they will treat him with utmost respect 😁

GloriousGbola:
okpa has still refused to run to russia to earn rubles and knack russian chicks in a simple military operation that requires stamping on a comedian

People like Okpa only profess their love for dictators, terrorists and communists from afar. They never grow the balls to go where the action is to experience it live and direct

liveLongNprospa:
Yeah this.
My prayer is the citizens avoid tomorrow's protest and the president has to look for a way to atone for the death of those heroes that died to make this come to pass.
He just has to do something sha

Which one is tomorrow prostest again?

Is there more to their protests? I though the reason behind the protests is to force the government's hand to repeal the finance bill. What other thing are they protesting for ?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
But the US government is also promoting terrorism by
supporting and backing Ukraine's neo nazi group. They should pick a side and stand by
their words. You cannot promote and support terrorist groups thousands of metres and kilometers away from your national boundaries to destabilize sovereign states and be complaining when the citizens of these countries flood your country.

You destroy Libya, destroy Iraq, destroy Syria, Palestine yet you don't want their citizens in your country. Na ment dey worry you.

How does US providing military aid funding to Ukraine(an ally defending itself against an aggressor) the same as supporting terrorism?

Which kind mumbo jumbo false equivalence be this ?

Anybody that wants to support terrorism should go and live with the terrorists and side with them in flesh and blood

liveLongNprospa:
How far

Was it worth it?

Kudos to Ruto for doing the honorable thing- FOLDING by Listening to the voice of the people.

I think one thing that worked to the advantage of the people in Kenya is that the country is one with no single dominant tribe like we have in Nigeria. The country is one with several minority tribes unlike where have like 3 dominant tribes which makes it easy for politicians and people in government to always use tribalism divide the people.

raumdeuter:
Most of them fled terrorism in Syria and Middle East yet go to Germany to promote ideals of what they fled from
Like fleeing Boko Haram or ESN and getting to a safer place and promoting what you fled from

Their hypocrisy stinks to high heavens

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
No wonder our abroadians dey support Israel or some even maintain absolute silence The fear of deportation is real.

The law is a right move in the right direction .

Why will u be living in a civilized world and enjoying the privileges of living in a civilized world only for u to be promoting terrorism ?

If u want to promote terrorism maybe u should go and live with the terrorists themselves and enjoy the ideals of terrorism . Put mouth where ur money is ; don’t support them from afar when u can do it right at home with them.

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnzqv4CxGCM

What kind of operation are they running that they have a fire within months of operation? Na real wa

Their insurance premiums are going to shoot up.

Someone may have been stealing product

Fire can happen at anytime when it comes to this kind of plants .

The problem with those kind of plants is there are some component that are expected to be cold at all times and there are some components that are expected to be hot at all times. Any slight issue maybe due to human error or negligence could lead to serious catastrophic consequence for the operation of the plant.

The insurance will surely settle them . But the incident will give them a major set back in their operations

GloriousGbola:
https://web.facebook.com/watch/?v=2791675360998567&rdid=bVP3PFjNJFD5qtJE

BREAKING: Fire outbreak at Dangote Refinery

Credit: Facebook

good God Almighty

i hope this is fake news

For refinery wey the whole country still dey wait for its first batch of PMS to hit the street?

The official photographer for Davido’s wedding yesterday tried to adjust his pose , but Davido told him to gediffock because he obviously doesn’t recognize him . See the guy’s reaction below.

Somebody said Davido is so rich the guy took gediffock as a normal joke 😂

Jodera:
That's my grouse here too.
He has Alfie doughty who he should have included due to his performance this season but he chose plenty Rb to play Lb. The pundits didn't caution him for it, but na prime innocent Saka should take the fall. No be say Saka na flop sef.

I swear I'm just angry here as Wright even suggested that. E pain me that such is coming from our own legend.

They are just picking on Saka as a soft target .

Southgate is a terrible coach that is struggling to even identify his best 11 with plethora of talent at his disposal . They should address that first .

I don’t know how they being ex footballers cannot see that Southgate is the problem of the team and nothing else . Can’t they even see that England doesn’t even have a playing pattern ni ?

patrickmuf:
It's a short-term fix because England's left-hand side is dead. But then, why not Foden or Palmer since they're left-footers too?

The suggestion makes no sense . They should be blaming their useless coach who left good LB at home and pack right footed full backs to the tournament .

Their coach has mental problem but they don’t want to tell him 😂. Imagine playing Trippier as LB and when Trippier gba tire , he sub him for another RB and move Walker to LB .

So it is players like Saka that should pay for Southgate’s fooolishness ? There are so many talented LB playing in the EPL eligible to play for England whom the coach could’ve taken along with him na

mostob:
Declan Rice on James McClean saying he’s ‘overrated’:

“Do you know what? I played with James for Ireland for three games and I got on with him really well. I am not going to sit here and slag him off. I thought he was a really top guy. When I left Ireland to come to England, I heard a few things he was obviously not happy about. He made comments a few years ago.

“It is what it is. I am not going to sit here and say anything about him. He’s had a great career himself – I think he is coming to the end of his career now and he’s got over a hundred caps for Ireland.

“It would be easy for me to sit here and say something back to him but, like I said, we are at opposite ends of our careers now – he’s 35 and I’m 25.

“I’ve known him, I’ve played with him, he’s entitled to his opinion and I’ve had to fight a load of those opinions from other people before.”


This is classy from Rice.

This is maturity 💯 from Rice

Amigoss:
Why is Tinubu always making this careless statements when it is edo elections ,not even in Lagos does he talk like this,Na that you will not walk alone talk pain me pass.....Well,Edo no be Lagos part 2 loading

https://twitter.com/ElijahDeyKampke/status/1805641738079314204

E don set!

That means say enough tools ⚒️ go come out this una Edo Election like this

iamoyindamola:
This stupid guy should be killed immediately too and people were complaining when police threw one trinity guy in jail last year for same offence
You can't be going around pranking random people with different thoughts or emotional stability

https://www.nairaland.com/8135020/uniziks-ifunanya-miracle-bliss-dies

I have always hated that nonsense they call prancing and I was one of those that actually felt the trinity guy needed to rot in jail to teach others like him a lesson.

I knew one day it will come to this .

Nigeria is a country that is hard already , there’s no need to put people through more pains by subjecting them to this nonsense pranking.

Some people are walking with High Blood Pressure , and some stupid prankster will put them under pressure with stupid prank .

Dem supposed jail this particular guy for manslaughter ; the family of the girl should not do any yeye settlement with him 😡

A40:
I still like Nasboi and the other dude NastyBlaq skits once once

Let me tell you the real truth. There's no haha very funny Nigerian comic act out there. Not even those guys you mentioned above


Mehh. The IG baddies are the candy that come with the medicine. I don't use the word objectify for willing participants. That would be as ridiculous as saying I'm objectifying Meg or Sukihana. Nothing wrong in selling their market to wider audience

Objectification is what guys try to do with someone like Tems not all this one una dey talk

Baba, Macaroni is selling soft porn in the name of skit making and there’s nothing funny about it.

ouzo1:
Person just marry instead of goodwill messages,na him divorce Dem dey analyze..Awon Soothsayers.

😂😂😂

seankafor:
evolve

Protest 🪧 is the worst solution to a problem in Africa I've ever seen

Evolve into what exactly ? Evolve as how ?

seankafor:
I am ready to bet my last card that come back this time next year, the situation would already be worse than it is today

So what do advise the people do ?

[quote author=liveLongNprospa post=130656230]Omo

Ruto nor send those protesters.
Baba Don quickly brand them as terrorist and has invited the army.

Time to see how the people of Kenya will respond

Press Briefing, State House, Nairobi. pic.twitter.com/XaCbLshV2K

— William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) June 25, 2024

African leader . He opened his eyes and allowed the protest to drag for one week; one long week that involved security agents cracking down on and abducting influencers and organizers of the protest .

Now jungle don mature he’s calling the barrack boys . Let’s hope the barrack boys will not eye his seat, sack him and declare martial law if things get more bloody.

raumdeuter:
If person say he wan fast players like VVD go still dey serve am food

VVD; The gift that keeps giving

andrewbaba44:
no be raumdeuter food wan set so 👀

Na real food done set 😂