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MissJoy29:
True talk! I like realistic people. It doesn't make them negative or pessimistic. Just saying things the way they are.

By the way, everyone desires a happy marriage. But why do we hear more bad news about marriages everyday? Or do people enter into that institution with the sole aim of making negative headlines these days?

I'm #teammarriage. I want a happy home too. But I'm not gonna be blindsided or naive to think marriage solves a lot of the problems listed above by the OP. Try telling that to my friend whose husband gave her STI from sleeping with their neighbour who's known to be a slut. Try telling that too to that lady whose husband(my friend) is ALWAYS online chatting other people up.

Thank you very much. This was what I was trying to explain to the OP.

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Starkid3010:
I Discovered Dat Both Of U Are A Talented Good Writers Why Are You Wasting Ur Talent ?? Do You Know U Can Make Money From WRITING? Wait O Please Wat Did U Gain Now Afta Harasin Each Oda Both Of You Can Even Work Together And Make Cool Money!!! Stop Wasting What Someone Is Looking For

Thank you, bro. Lessons taken. I will be more mindful in the future.

Starkid3010:
You Guys Should Stop Stop Behaving Like A Kid

Alright, bro

itchie:
No, not mine.The pains you're feeling is from the excessive amount of foolishness domiciled in your brain

The cry of a dead man At this stage of your putrefaction, it would be unethical for me to continue pummeling you.

itchie:
Have you gone nuts? You are persistent in claiming that I am a dead man yet you are sending me messages and responding to mine. Oh Lord!! I give up on you. Your ridiculousness is mind-boggling. I wonder why people around you have not noticed the strains of insanity that are evidently manifest in you. You blundering schlemiel, it is yourself that you will kill not me. You won't even get within an inch of me before you are put out of your misery

I feel your pains

itchie:
What kind of imbecilic fathead posts a message to someone he believes to be dead? You must be a lunatic. In fact, Your lunacy is on a whole new level. You should be confined to a madhouse before you do something terrible to yourself. Now I understand why your posts have been riddled with stupidity and preposterousness. Go get some medical attention

Lame. Just lame. You are a dead man. I killed you today. Now, go to hell, brainless spook

itchie:
Of course! Why would I expend so much mental energy in bothering myself with addressing a detestable nitwit like you in a proper manner? You're just an abhorrent piece of garbage. I will continue to address you in any manner I want unless you are able to prove that you have somehow miraculously rid yourself of your irrationality.

You are dead, you pesky maggot Stay dead. Someone, wheel this useless, rotten mass of flesh to the mortuary. He is no use even to himself. His head is full of the urine of a madman.

itchie:
If I was writing to an to an academician or a luminary, then I would be bothered about using the proper punctuation marks but since it is a harebrain like you that I am addressing my posts to, I couldn't care less. The mode of my writing to a jerk like you is in consonance with your abominable character

Incoherent, just like Starkid said. The idiot finds it easier to use words that go over his shriveled head than construct his sentences properly. and yet it is because he is not addressing an academic. Very entertaining pig.

itchie:
Why would you begging me to use simple words? Are those words way beyond your level of comprehension? Quit complaining and improve your vocabulary dunce!! I studied to acquire knowledge of those words to use them not to store them in a shelf dotard!! And I'm definitely not going to stop using them just because a dimwit like you is too dumb to understand them

I noticed you were struggling Your sentence construction is horrendous but you wanted to impress by all means. Commas are conspicuously lacking in all your body of texts. It is just so unbelievably puerile. Go to school, bro. You are just so unfortunate. So evidently cursed never to amount to anything. But you can strive, bro. You can strive to be at least a little better than this miserable level that you have condemned yourself to.

itchie:
Yeah, they are lame and weak kicks but that's for intellectual heavyweights like Soyinka not for ludicrous blockheads like you. I am sure it took you a while to even comprehend what I wrote because you're so dumb that the word dumb itself is jealous of your dumbness. You're just a waste of space in God's universe. We would rather have had an inanimate object in your place. Yeah, that's how much of a picayune fellow you are.

Lame, lame, lame. I know you can't give what you don't have but you can borrow a brain from your ancestors. Ops, they never had brains. There is no problem with lending you a brain but what is the assurance that you won't lose all the brain cells before you return it?

English 101: Learn to use simple words. Of all words to indicate insignificance, you had to pick the most obscure. Only illiterates behave that way.

itchie:
Coming from the one who derided don jazzy for choosing to be the bigger man and more matured man, this is the height of irony. You dude are the living example of a pained asshole. Infact, if frustration and impotent anger were to have a face, they would look exactly like you. Disgusting lamebrain. I advise you to put the brain God gave you to use...Oh!!! I forgot you are bluntboy. You must have the bluntest brain in the history of mankind. Fvck off loser. Hate filled idiot!!!!

Lame and weak kicks

You are no match, you irredeemable dunce with a skull full of engine oil. Take your worthless advice and follow it to the letter and then shove it down your smelly ravaged anus. No one needs it more than you.

itchie:
Hahahaha, how can one be inspired by the Numbskull of the century? You can't even inspire a mosquito. Your entire life is an epistle of buffoonery. You should start by inspiring yourself to do just one useful thing with your miserable life before you think of inspiring another

What is the idiot gibbering about? Pained mutherfucker whose life is fraught with untreatable frustration and anger. You are so messed up, not even success can fix you. Even death will not be enough to free the world of the malodorous smell of your valueless existence.

itchie:
Your own competing spermatozoa didn't need much convincing to let you win either. They were so disgusted with your imbecility even as a spermatozoon that they let you run all by yourself because they didn't want any contact with you. It's the same moronic idiocy that you've brought into this world. I am worried for the people who are so unfortunate to deal with a simpleton like you in real life. If you are this odious online, only God knows the kind of obstreperous twerp you are in real life

Create your own insults and stop seeking inspirations from mine, you spastic imb.ecile. Unfortunate wan.ker whose squashy brain has been used to appease the god of stupidity.

itchie:
Dimwitted cretin, I don't blame you, it is the people that bought a tecno phone for an irresponsible slowpoke like you to access the internet with that I blame. A jackass like you would be familiar with the stupidity of sheep when you spend your whole time in stupid and foolish endeavours. Dunderheaded fool

I don't blame you either but the other spermatozoa who allowed the weakest and most worthless of them reach the target. The result is this miserable and unprecedented dunce that we all have to share this small space with.

itchie:
Hahahaha look at this fool. I am the one who is dissapointed sharing this space with an odious nincompoop like you. See who is talking of level. You have level and yet you have the time to come here and be quoting everybody to spew rubbish. I'm sorry for you. With the amount of hatred and bitterness you harbour, I don't know how you can amount to anything in life. All your reasoning faculties can come up with is how to hate on people who are making strides in their various fields. Like I said before, fvck off, useless hater

You are the bigger fool, you ignoramus with the stupidity of a sheep. Did I quote at least five people randomly? You village idiot. I can understand your pains. The position where Don is today is the limit you worthless piece of SHIIT have chosen to get to and you cannot bear to imagine that limit to be low in reality. You talk about hate and yet started the insults first. Run along, you unfortunate fellow with no hope of redemption.

Akexstinger:
Now we know your type. Dayun! Your beef with Don Jazzy no be here. No wonder you trying to preach that JUJU man of Onyeka to us.
Why call Don Jazzy's name in trying to pass his message? That's how you know a frustrated movie director and a writer.

I have no beef with Don Jazzy. And I am not trying to preach Onyeka. Onyeka is not a juju man. For Christ's sake, must everyone be a Christian? The man worships a river goddess. Call him a pagan if you like but calling him a juju man has no sincerity in it at all.

itchie:
Abeg fvck off. Useless hater. I was following your argument with other nairalanders on this thread and you were coming off like an Intelligent fellow until I saw you agreeing with the rubbish that that other guy was posting. Imagine! You're even trying to portray Onyeka as one big man that don jazzy is too small to mess with. Do you even know the Onyeka you're trying to promote or you're just consumed with hatred for someone who is successful in his own life? Abeg get out. Continue hating while those who are making it continue making it

Run along, kid. Onyeka is a friend and he is way bigger than Don Jazzy. Onyeka talked at Harvard recently and there was quietness. Who knows Don Jazzy in places where brains matter? The fact that some of us share this space with you does not mean we are in the same miserable level with you. Of all people, you had to link me with Olamide. Who da fucck is Don Jazzy? A music producer who has produced Grammy Award winning songs or artiste

itchie:
Get a life kid. Bad belle no be work. You're here hating on someone who made it in life and who doesn't even know that a nonentity like you exists. If you can believe that don jazzy is still a tenant then you are one of the dumbest fools I've seen on nairaland

You don't have to insult him. I don't understand why you are so pained. Was Wizkid not a tenant all the while he was claiming to own the rented house he lived in? Would he not have continued claiming ownership of the house if Linda had not exposed him? Onyeka is not the first to say this thing so there must be some truth in it. Many of these celebs live fake lives. You have all been led to see Don Jazzy as a wealthy man and you just can't imagine your role model living in a rented apartment. Even Anthony Joshua with all his money still lives with his mother. So, who da fucck is Don Jazzy?