₦airaland Forum

newsynews:
There are so many false prophets out there. But one thing I know is that Daddy Freeze isn't called by God going by how he rains insults on those with opposing views.

If he were truly called by God, he would know that all he needs to do is just lay the seed and God will water it, not go fighting to force words into people. You can't fight for God.

lalasticlala

Goke7:
The guy is just envious of the folks who have jobs currently in aso rock, nothing more!

DickTator1:
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Stop being jealous

DickTator1:
But the man knows English sha

safarigirl:
you should know that statistics are never a true reflection of the state of things

For instance, Statistics show that South Africa has the Highest HIV prevalence in Africa, however, there is a higher number of HIV positive people in Nigeria than in SA, what does that tell you about all these statistics and tricky percentages?

I have gone through Anambra and I have gone through Osun. Based on facts on ground and not facts on a piece of paper after random selection, Anambra is doing much better than Osun as far as living standards.

Statistics are a farce

kimnicki:
Normally temporary accommodation is given to students for those doing IT in the farm or those doing TP as in the case of education students because it's compulsory they must do it in schl and they pay for this accommodation so the security was really wrong..the dean of students affairs has apologized and given them a new hostel to stay in

9jakohai:
Possible...there are large scale industrial farms in Nigeria

Dasherz:
This censoring of words on Nairaland can be annoying a lot of the time. Nippple becomes Tip


I officially ordain you the minister of women physiology ... whatta brainiac

MrCuteking:
Good afternoon guys, please I have this pretty lady I have been dating for the past 6months. She insisted that there won't be any sex until I pay her bride price. Actually, I love her, so I didn't bring up anything sex all through our courtship. She is perfect, she is everything a man may want in a woman but right now, I'm the most confused human on earth.

We did our traditional marriage last month and finally went down in bed last weekend. the sex was the worst sex I have ever had. Everything about her body is scary. Her pussy is something else. I have never seen such pussy before. It does not have the normal V shape, it is facing downwards, there were various bumps and lumps of flesh inside her pussy and there were traces of hair in unusual places inside the pussy. I can't describe all but everything about her pussy is awkward and strange. Then coming to her breast, she has no nipple on one of the breasts. Only one breast has nipples while the other breast has a big hole in place of nipples. To make matters worse, she moans like a cat. She doesn't moan like normal ladies do moan but like a cat and all through the sex , she closed her eyes.

I use to last up to 30mins but I didn't last up to 5mins due to curiosity. Now I'm not writing you to tell me how to cope with her but I'm writing you to tell me how best to discharge her because the worst mistake I will ever make is to spend the rest of life with her in the name of marriage. Please advice a brother.

Dasherz:
bluntboy please reply this guy

Dasherz:
I need to know na ... shey he wants to roll. ..


How you doing?
and how's ya say going so far?

Dasherz:
bread roll or sausage roll?

shinarlaura:
Lol... you re wicked.
I am sure they use their tongue more to do the job.

I am fine. We had a heavily rainfall this night. So everywhere is cold. I am on leave so i am enjoying myself at home.

What about u?

dollytino4real:
thanks sweerie pie

shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha.

Chaiii.

That thing is too small na

Rokia2:
Funny people

shinarlaura:
Lol...

I even forgot to ask if that 3.8 inches is when tomboy is erected

shinarlaura:
3.8 inches.
Choiiii. Let me not talk

pocohantas:
You are smart!
You are civil!
Educated or not!
I appreciate that!
We need more of your type in this section.

With this your post alone, I will marry you even if you stopped after common entance!!!

Imoksp:
Ok. Not d same Alhaji then.tanx

Imoksp:
Is it d same Alhaji dat i work 4?dat owns 3hotels in Lagos?

dollytino4real:
NL today is my birthday, wish me what u wish ur gf, bf, ur wife, ur husband, ur sisters ur mothers and ur kids, pls no bashing no scratching no biting and dont ask for foto! bluntboy, banmee, kimcutie, sinaj, mrcork, madridguy,divay22, smellinganus,

Greenbuoy:
E fit be sey hin pee on top the nigga final year project.. Ah ah ah ah ah #Emi'Ika
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See as 'castle of great men' be like ship wey wreck for sea since 100yrs ago but wey dem no see move come shore. Buildings wey be sey na bats suppose dey live inside... Ogun la pa awon olori wa!!

Benita27:
In quote, "If I go shopping with my daughter my credit card gets empty. I must go hustle the next month...she likes designers wears". What kind of a child are you breeding if you'd have to empty your credit card on material things just to please that child?. Mind you, I'm not saying she shouldn't buy her child clothes but giving kids the free will to always have whatever they want is bad, and it has negative effects on the child. She's doing the girl more future harm than good 'cause once she can't afford to give her these things this child would resort to all sort to possess them...prostitution inclusive 'cause she's used to the extravagant life style. Again, if she has to empty her account on her child and then go back to doing some morally deprived stuffs she calls hustle just to please her child then her priority is misplaced. She should flaunt her grades like Omotola does and I'll be very pleased with her, not some bullcrap.

biacan:
Thats the car you will buy for me as my wedding gift have you forgotten that these are one of the requirement of having a queen as a wife.....?

Dasherz:
bluntboy the nightmare is back

Dasherz:
bluntboy have you seen this?

Gentlevin:
walahi...bro I have totally forgotten about that day but this thread has opened a sealed wound now....d kind anger wey been day inside me no be small....see d way guys around me that day dey send curses for d guy eh.......it was really painful missing that great goal.

victrick105:
what are you saying....that guy was actually face to face with the net, no defender, no goalkeeper, just him and the post....and he threw the ball away....i nearly broke my T.V that day.