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colossus2:
Omo, eleyi gidi gan oooo
The surgeon when go fit do this one travel out oh.
But try see gazzuzz or mayor2013. Check their profile for contacts.

guy you don make me laff scatter for ground. This one no be laff matter o. I need help here I dey tell you.

Abi e fit be jazz? Cos madam had an altercation with a man the night before and the man hit the car with his hand several times in the process. I here say some people get otumopko wey fit dabaru person car or any thing at all.

Dve:
Maybe it caught a virus lol!


But seriously, you already know what the problem is. Water!

Bros eeh! if na water, where then should I be searching? I have looked through the entire engine compartment. I opened the fuse box, all fuses are in tact and no water inside.

GAZZUZZ:
You have water in your electronics, remove the battery terminal and stop using the car to avoid more damage.

Oga GAZZUZZ abeg which one is electronics? Is it the ECU ala Brainbox? I know the brainbox is somewhere behind the radio on the center console. How will water get in there or are there other electronics on the car that could cause such problems?

I bought a 2002 Mazda Millenia off a member here on Nairaland for my wife and I must say it has been amazing. The car is wonderful and loaded with features for its manufacturing date. I am guessing Millie as its enthusiasts call it is Mazda's luxury range.

Now to the problem. Last week Friday wifey was on her way to work and the car died on the highway. All efforts to restart it failed. When wifey called and told me what happened, I did some remote troubleshooting with her help to eliminate some possible causes I am aware could stall a car in motion. When I was sure it wasnt Timing Belt, it wasnt dried out Radiator Coolant, I requested the car be towed back home so roadside mechanics wont fiddle with it.

On getting home myself in the evening on that day, I went to check the car and noticed that the battery has lost all form of power. I mean completely drained of any form of energy. The following morning, I called a battery charger to bring me another battery. When the battery was connected, you guys wont believe what happened . The car headlights came on but the switch was in off position. I fliped the switch back and forth but the light didnt go off. I tried starting the car, it was rolling but wont start. I however noticed that the dash light was coming on and going off at will, the speedometer and tacometer dials were jumping and returning at will, the AC will come on and wont turn off even when I press the off button, the radio has no power. In all this, the engine will crank but the car wont start.

Next I reached for my (Lemur Blue Driver) Bluetooth ODBII scanner to do a diagnosis on the car hoping I will get a result. When I plugged in the scanner and turned the key to on position, the scanner's signature blue light didnt come on and I was worried. Then I cranked the car and to my amazement, the car started. I raised the engine and it raised well, put the gear in D and it went forward, put it in reverse and it followed but still the scanner light didnt come on and my ipad didnt see it to connect to either. As the engine was running, I unplugged the scanner and the car was still idling well but when I tried to raise it, the engine stalled again and all the dash dial started the "Kukere" dance once again and the AC too came on and wont go off if I press the off button.

I repeated the steps severally and got the same result. Car will start with ODBII scanner connected but radio has no power. Car will raise properly and even move. Car will not start with ODBII scanner removed. All dash dial will be flipping back and forth with ignition in on position, dash light going on and off, AC coming on and wont go off with off button pressed.

Abeg my seasoned auto engineers, gurus and fellow enthusiasts. Wetin I go call this kind sickness? What is the car suffering from?

Meanwhile, I live in Lagos and we do have lots of water along the way from my house to hit the main road whenever it rains.

Oscarjax:
Which weed do they smoke?


............... ..... CLASSES OF WEED.............






Oshogbo Weed:
Makes them talk things that only happen in cartoons
Ipodo Weed:
Makes them wanna have sex with anything that moves
around
Agege Weed:
Makes them jump around like they are training for the olympics
Ikeja Weed:
Makes them feel fly like they celebrities
Jamaican Weed:
Makes him feel like they are king Kong.. they both run around
tearing anything they can lay their hands on
Cuban Weed:
Makes them feel like they are the president of the whole nation
Zimbabwe Weed:
Makes them possess imaginary strength: they fit carry block
dey climb up and down or even doing menial jobs
Weeds made for the gods:
Hmmmmmmm very critical... them go enter bush dey chop
anything green...

Guy you don kill me with lafta. See as tears dey pour from my eyes like say I dey cut Cameroun onions. Kai! This your classification of weed na die

Abeg where I fit buy that Ipodo weed? I need take am cook jollof rice for one babe like that wey dey form Yvonne Nelson for all man.

No mind me I no mean am o

prettythicksme:
Word!!!

Word? As if its still not the female folks that put guys through the trouble? Nwa guy is trying not to be a 1min man as it is popularly referred to. Its a pity it took his life but this news wont stop some ladies here from demanding for a longer and harder pounding. Who is to blame now?

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prettytasha:
are u good on magento ?

I can work with any platform but I prefar Prestashop because of its security. You wanna switch? PS is good o.

How far have you gone with your store dev? Theme tweaking and modifs has been made a lot easier these days with the advent of element inspector on all major browsers. That of firefox and google chrome stands out among all others. Just rightclick on ur site page and click element inspector, every other designed modif is at your mercy.

Let me know if you need further help.

Meanwhile, offline dev is the ultimate. That way you can work at anytime and at a better pace than online dev. So push to have a local server and install ur preferred framework.

And again, Prestashop is to e-commerce sites what Drupal is to websites. Nice, secure and a steeper learning curve.

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olatade:
To be candid,I find that "booty" unattractive

Same here bro. I HATE that shi+. I can bet on it that's all she's got to offer. Mcheeeeeew.

Nuella222:
btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate

No naaaaah . I am 100% sure she didn't mean the animal thing in the real sense of it. She is just mocking them jokingly.

Mumusie no mind abeg. How did the baby she came to 'Omugwu' come about? To her thinking, the thing catch una sotey una no fit wait make night come before una begin dey hammer down .

delleby:
That's Supper Ted. Loved the part of the story with mother nature. I thought she really existed then o.

Me too and I felt early morning due was a cosmic dust cos I started exploring since quite early in life to know that cosmic has to do with thing up in the sky, the cloud and the moving stars. So whenever there is morning due during those harmattan period, I always go out to it so I can become a super hero like superted.

Pavore9:
This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear, when he was made they found something wrong with him and threw him away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark store room, then from out of space a spotty man brought him to life with his cosmic dust, he took him to a magic cloud where mother nature gave him special powers, that bear became SUPERTED! Though how many decades now, this intro is stuck in my head!

I am clapping for you man. You got that intro word for word. Ha ha ha. Back in The days of black & white Sanyo TV.

Yeah . Imagine where ogbosho dey revolt? End time knocking..

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Hmm... my lady crush of all time. Belle' of life.

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Kai! Walahi I can imagine what they assumed that to be .

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Dont even worry your heads about that ish. Its a natural phenomenon. I've forgoten what its called. It happens to both male and female, young and old so its not peculiar to you. Its the same reason that when a baby is peeing and you exclaim loudly, the baby startles and stops peeing. The consciousness that someone is nearby sets your system to an auto shut-off mode.

To continue with your natures call, it takes your ability to shut off your surrounding.

Serves em all right. I can imagine him form larger boy to all dem legit guys working hard for their pennies. Crime does not pay and even when you thought you got paid, you're gonna get served sooner or later.

Work hard early and grow your wealth.

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Chidoks:
I read through all the comments and wondered why some women talk in razz manner.like seriously? your husband baby factory is a public property?? what does that make your own? you accuse decent women of praying & fasting,plus making excuses for their husbands yet you liken their( and your) most private property to a stairway.this is not the will of God o! you people should learn to fear God.don't go about confusing and corrupting young ladies and newly married women
** If you are about to marry or are newly married please disregard most comments here.be humble.a good wife is not the one that jumps out of marriage at the slightest provocation.a good wife is that one that takes the pain , makes the sacrifices to be meek, humble and submissive.my people the kind of beating this 'open-eye' women receive on a daily basis from their husbands and even strangers no get part two..the truth is that if you cannot keep one man, you cannot keep the next.
** Op talk to him.let him know you feel disappointed.he's yours , you know how to reach out to him.continue loving him.look inwards too.could there be anything that is capable of putting him off? address such.it may not even be your fault.it could be psychological.the poor man may not have come to terms as to how a head could pass through 'there' .may God grant you the wisdom you need.(amen)

I just keep loving this woman. It was this mentality that made our mothers and grand mothers grow old with their husbands and saw grand and great grand children.

Hold tight to your virtues sweet one. It is priceless. Let the chest beaters be wallowing in perpetual misery.

Chidoks:
Dearest men are like that. i don't know why they enjoy dirty chats with women they wouldn't dare stand with in the public.
however the silence treatment is not the best nither is a fight better.
my solution: i suggest you do what i did.. one blessed sunday morning i woke up too early and immediately my mind went to his phone..i snuck to the sitting room to read.oh yes i read all his sms, all his badoo chats and they are really bad and dirty..even his face book chats weren't good.he was flriting like mad and i went cray with jealousy.what God d granted me the grace to control myself.i just started scrubbing the house after i corrected his badoo profile. When his majesty woke up i demanded to speak to him and he sat.i brought his phone and showed him all i saw.oga no talk pim; The guy just kept quiet .after some minutes he got up and went inside .i went mad i followed him to the room and told him how much he hurt me, how no man had never slept with me and i swore unto death if i ever allow another man have sex with me while married to him.i wad broken.i went to church afterwards and was relieved by the word of God.
my tactics paid off. after church he explained he indulged in those chats 'cos he was bored.i fidn't believe him but i didn't argue.he later deactivated his badoo account ..i healed faster than i thought.i even visited his phone this morning.i do it regulary.he doesn't even know because i see things but don't react till i see what will make me to
try talking to him.pretend you believe hie explaination. and keep loving him...and pray too

Can a man ask for a more virtuous wife? God bless you woman and the products of your womb. Abeg buy me oga one bottle of origin. He is a lucky guy for picking right.

Your mama train you wella.

The answer is 12 using BODMAS. It's simple, since there is no Bracket, no OF, no Division, the next which is multiplication comes into play: 3x3 = 9. The equation then becomes 3 + 9 - 3 + 3

Stage 2: using the same BODMAS

9+3 = 12 and -3+3 = 0. With stage 2 done, we are left with 12 - 0 which is equal to 12.

So the answer is 12 QED.


My bad. Answer is 12

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Aitee1:
Not an excuse, it's the fact!

Not that I indulge in it, have been with lesbians and chronic masturbators I seek their opinion on the matter and to some extent don't blame them.

As a man take time and pleasure your woman not just few pounds and you erupt and the show ends.

There was a thread someone create seeking answers why sex comes to a stop whenever the man reach orgasm but reverse always the case when a woman reaches orgasm, some claim it's the men that do all the work, what work work fire no be una mate dey offload trailer load of cement

Bia! Aitee you don take laff tear my belle this evening. You no well you hear . . . . no be only offload cement.

Na women be that for you. If na man now feminist go dey scream 'Crucify him! Crucify him!'. Ndi ara.

Sweetheart, I've walked down this road before. You sure can get over him but you need to start the process. It starts from loosing him is all your social media accounts, phone contact, his pictures and even avoid his friends.

It's when you have done all these will your reset module begin to run.

You will get over his hold in no time.

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I feel your pain @OP. Nothing can be as traumatising as having your partner Oceans away when you are legally bound together. It becomes even more burdensome when you respect your dignity and marriage vows (which is fast eroding in today's Nigeria) and choose not to step out on your partner or form an unholy liaison with the opposite sex. It doesn't all have to be about s#x but the very basic ingredient that marriage is built on which is companionship. This very type of companionship cannot be provided by ones kids or relative. So I really do feel your pain prinwa. May God intervene in your situation and also hold you together not to loose it. I'll remember you in my prayers.

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