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Celebrities › Re: Porn Star Afrocandy Shares Throwback Photos Of When She Was A 'Good Wife' by Bmaster(m): 12:24pm On Jan 06, 2023
visaclick:
Everyday of your life use 18hours dey......... cheesy grin
fear vaginarians ,hope I'm correct though grin
Romance › Re: FUN: First Call You Received In 2023 by Bmaster(m): 12:20pm On Jan 06, 2023
and the first person I called is my land lady.i know it's funny but it's True.
I called her and wish her all the good things of life that 2023 can bring.


Modified:
I called her my land lady cos she is the owner of the apartment I'm living at,she paid in full for the whole 3 bedroom flat with parlor,and it happens that she rents one room out to me.
Romance › Re: FUN: First Call You Received In 2023 by Bmaster(m): 12:10pm On Jan 06, 2023
it's from my mom,she called to check if I arrived back 2 my base safely
Politics › Re: SOLUDO PAYS UNSCHEDULED INSPECTION TO AWARDED CONTRACTS by Bmaster(m): 12:04pm On Jan 06, 2023
Talk and do governor.
God bless you sir
Travel › Re: 18 Passengers Burnt As Bus Collides With Trailer In Bauchi by Bmaster(m): 8:50pm On Jan 05, 2023
Jennyclay:
cry cry

R.I.P to the departed souls.

Nigerian roads are death trap, our roads are not wide enough. Especially that oyo-ibadan express road, One need to see how trucks, bus and cars are struggling to pass that tiny dead road.

biko always travel by air. I can't remember when last I traveled by road.
travelling by air depends on your destination.
And again no safer route again be it water oo,land oo or air.
God na him wey we commit this year for hand,
Rip to the dead
Romance › Re: I Am Thinking Of Proposing To My Ex’ Sister by Bmaster(m): 7:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
Candidlady:
if it doesn't work with your ex sister


please try their mother
savage grin
Una no get joy, grin
Politics › Re: The True Definition Of Laboring In Vain. by Bmaster(m): 7:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
...and don't be surprised it might be the end result of your 2023 endeavors grin


Politics › Re: Don’t Wait Until The Last Day To Change Your Naira Notes__CBN Governor by Bmaster(m): 6:52pm On Jan 05, 2023
emefiele,at your age you are still stupid,
Chai,smh cry


New naira note that is on ghost mode,na him dis wan dey yarn dust about undecided
Politics › Re: Peter Obituary Is The Chief Sponsor Of Insecurity In Nigeria, See Proof (Video) by Bmaster(m): 10:01am On Jan 05, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:
Shame on you grin u are in pains now the truth bitters alot
u lack integrity,and as such not worthy to open a thread to call someone out.
You scammed people here with fake promises of arranging a meeting for them with Mr president one on one.
Oh lest I forgot,the last Time I checked you BAT collected Woto Woto from Atiku,but it's peter Obi that's your only problem?
Keep deceiving yourself undecided
Romance › Re: If A Lady Brings This To The Table Won’t You Eat It ?(pic) by Bmaster(m): 9:55am On Jan 05, 2023
Y not ?
Half bread is better than None.
Or where you expecting I rejects it,
When I am not mad ?.
I will chop clean mouth,and still do what I have in my mind, because I was not thought never to accept foods unless they're balanced diet,no never undecided
Politics › Re: Peter Obituary Is The Chief Sponsor Of Insecurity In Nigeria, See Proof (Video) by Bmaster(m): 9:46am On Jan 05, 2023
it marvels me that people's new year Resolution is to continue in abject stupidity cheesy
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Buhari Signs 2023 Budget, Says Provisions Made For 2023 Elections by Bmaster(m): 11:23am On Jan 03, 2023
let them give us a free,fair and credible election!

The new naira note they printed how far ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 2nd January 2023 by Bmaster(m): 6:10pm On Jan 02, 2023
xynerise:
2 odd is huge compare to what I am seeing there
it's his choice bro.
He got his money through gambling,so however he chose to spend it,is not my concern

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 2nd January 2023 by Bmaster(m): 6:05pm On Jan 02, 2023
xynerise:
So you risked 20k because of 2k profit? Your Mumu too much o
actually that's not me,but my bro.
And it has been working for him for a very long Time.
Sometimes he will just stake #200k for 2 odd,and he always win it


He staked on Liverpool sef.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 2nd January 2023 by Bmaster(m): 5:55pm On Jan 02, 2023
it's straight win .
So,mbappe couldn't score PSG to victory last night without playing along with Messi and Neymar ?
And Tomorrow now,he will be trying to Rub shoulder with the Real Goat �?
Shame on him embarassed

Family › Re: Not Only Ladies, Guys Too Are Pressured To Get Married. by Bmaster(m): 11:52am On Jan 02, 2023
what many men are pressed about is their choice of girls.
Your parents are not fools,they know when you're being held down by a love spell by that evening newspaper you brought to them,
Again,how dare you bring home to your parents a repackaged,Retired ashawo hustler ?Damn, When you Are not mad ? grin
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Favours The Rich More Than The Poor – Tinubu by Bmaster(m): 11:31am On Jan 02, 2023
[quote author= post=119629210]Anything to move our darling nation forward is all we want at [/b].

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime whether the evil ones like it or not.

[b]God bless all sane , honest and hardworking Nigerians.

God bless Nigeria.
[/quote]u see this year,better not yarn dust oo.
As you called the mods on me and made me got banned for 5 days,hmmm...
I will see to it that any small rule you break on this forum,the mods must get noticed.
Unless,you behave this year
Politics › Re: Thunder Fire Buhari !! by Bmaster(m): 7:53am On Jan 01, 2023
op,I just wanna believe you've ready your PVC before deciding on who thunder will fire and who it won't.

Vote for Peter Obi for a good governance.
Vote Labour Party
Career › Re: 2023 Suggestions That Will Change Your Life. by Bmaster(m): 7:23am On Jan 01, 2023
op,after my di^k don see finish for where my hand dey,na I'm I go come start a mental masturbation ni ?
God forbid!even without being told,I knew I'm free already from any act of masturbation being it mental, spiritual, physical, physiological or otherwise.
..


Happy new year to Nairalanders
Nairaland General › Re: What Are Your 2023 Resolutions? by Bmaster(m): 3:35pm On Dec 31, 2022
yusufu16:
My top priority in 2023 is my Health above everything. Eat fruits, vegetables, exercise regularly and have enough sleep
Awww....,Rich kid cool
Nairaland General › Re: What Are Your 2023 Resolutions? by Bmaster(m): 3:32pm On Dec 31, 2022
I must see the end result of every bet I placed,no more cashing out before the whole game ended.

I have lost thousands if not millions because of it.

2.i must look fresh every Monday whilst sitting at home,and my favorite spot will be Aunty chinenye's shop.
That her sister that have developed interest on me,I must knack her front and back without spending much.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Obi, Desmond Elliot, Dbanj Attend Unveiling Of The Dozy Mmobuosi Foundatio by Bmaster(m): 9:44pm On Dec 25, 2022
Okealaaye:
It is the Beauty of Democracy! You make your choice I make mine. No one choice supersedes the other no matter how more reasonable and more preferable it appears to be. Whoever is displeased with the choice of the other person has no right whatsoever to Lord his own choice on the other, unless he's prepared to accept to be named Dictator. The Igbo have a saying that describes such preferences: Let the eagle perch and let the hawk perch. Whichever says no, may its wings be cut off! The Yoruba will say: The sky is wide enough for all the birds to fly without touching wings! The British have a word for that kind of arrangement: Accommodation.
OGA beta shattap dis Xmas evening oo.
Let the hawk and eagle perch at the detriment of 200 million souls,ain't it ?
Beta shattap before someone nearer to you will do the needful oo.
We're talking about the future of 200 million souls here,and all you came up with is this nonsense adage ?
Top Pages › Re: IPOB Attacks: SE Indigenes Avoid Christmas Trips Home by Bmaster(m): 1:31pm On Dec 21, 2022
aariwa:
Travel and have Fulani herdsmen kidnap from the highway and if you don’t have money they will kill and dump your corpse in the forest so I advise you use flight instead or stay back where you are . The whole Nigeria and highways are unsafe now. Buhari totally ruined Nigeria in 7 years ..and a normal person will see this and want to vote another vegetable who can’t walk a few steps without being held due to Yoruba Muslim tribalism?…no be madness be that? …they are looking for pigs to fight with while majority of responsible Nigerians have moved up on the March towards good leadership of Mr. Peter Obi
lol grin
Op never see this coming.
His intentions were turned upside down,God bless you brother.

He posted this thrash so as to tarnish the reputation of peter Obi and that of good people of Igbo land,but as usual the first to comment was not what he expected grin
Business › Re: Tax Clearance Certificate Required For Foreign Exchange Transactions In Banks by Bmaster(m): 10:43pm On Dec 20, 2022
Omo,I am seeing a stressful 2023 already,
But God dey! embarassed
Politics › Re: I Have What It Takes To Succeed Buhari As Nigeria's President - Prof Imumolen by Bmaster(m): 9:13pm On Dec 20, 2022
Flysinglemom:
That "shey you dey whine me niiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oh oh oh oh" song comes to mind grin grin grin
I checked your profile pic.
I for say Hi,buh all this yahoo boys I no trust them,.
Before I take my hand by myself create the beginning of my own downfall.
shocked
Politics › Re: FG Has Not Declared Any official Public Holiday Yet - Ministry Of Interior by Bmaster(m): 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2022
God knows I'm praying and working hard towards achieving a great and huge sum of money,and if I do,
EVERY DAY WILL BE MY OWN HOLIDAY
Business › Re: See How Nigerians Treat The New Naira Notes (Photo) by Bmaster(m): 9:57am On Dec 17, 2022
sirjamesjnr:
. Is there no mechanics in other countries? Some people are so irresponsible and stupid and also have useless excuses for foolishness
in my dictionary,I can't find sirjamesjnr.
So you're inconsequential and so is your quote angry
Business › Re: See How Nigerians Treat The New Naira Notes (Photo) by Bmaster(m): 9:56am On Dec 17, 2022
olaeffect:
So their is no mechanic in countries were money is treated with dignity abi?
Stupid people will always have reasonable excuse.
Very unfortunate.
in my dictionary,I can't find Olaeffect,so you are inconsequential and so is your quote sad
Business › Re: See How Nigerians Treat The New Naira Notes (Photo) by Bmaster(m): 9:54am On Dec 17, 2022
awoluyi:
Some Nigerians are intrinsically dirty and highly unfriendly with good quality. They have eyes that don't appreciate and love beautiful things. They pig incarnates.
in my dictionary I can't find awoluyi,so you're inconsequential and so is your quote sad
Business › Re: See How Nigerians Treat The New Naira Notes (Photo) by Bmaster(m): 9:53am On Dec 17, 2022
BigBashiru:
Are there no mechanics in western countries. You and your fellow blacks are very lazy and consequently, love generating excuses just as you have done....the black man has low IQ.
in my dictionary I can't find bigbashiru,so you're inconsequential and so are your quote grin

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