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Nice one

Fill up the damn treasury man! that's why we kicked out those that emptied it...that's why you are there now!
take all the time you need..

thank God you are still alive taking selfie for accident scene..
#naGodwin

if them like make them talk 19yrs...I go just carry my bearless and baby face show for there...
na dem go tell me say i too young for the job

That's the way it should have been....
So, it is not a good news for Nigeria but for APC.
If any party thinks they can subdue us with their sick 'fight' instead of performing, then they should be ready for the consequence cos we still have our PVCs.
#askPDP

right on time!
Op, how do you know I'm working my CV now?
thanks.

I think the real heat of governance is felt more inside here.. welcome home to your hot seat Mr President. and Goodluck(you need that)

awww...swthrt God is your muscle
but building a bank? @15?...
who be this girl parents abeg? ...because say she sabi maths? ok...continuu..

There's a rat poison called 'weda e chop am or e no chop, the stubborn rat must die'
trust me, they will all die at once..
OR
I may resort to pleading with them to free my documents..because that may be a 'village thingy'

..and the police is now part of our rape problems...
why is rape becoming a trend??.
this can not continue!!!

na Amebo they hungry una..
he is not living there yet but so many positve things don dey happen...

Lagoon specialist and Amiable Ambo..

make i pass small time..

A boy calls FM radio station saying:
Boy: Hello, I found a lost bag with $
700,000,00, an ID card and a master card
belonging to one Mr Victor James, plot 4 Park
View Estate , Ikoyi
Presenter: You are such an honest boy! So, I
believe you want to return the bag?
Boy: No oooh, I dey Craze? For what? I just
want to dedicate a song to him.........play
me, My HELPER OOO
.....happy weekend... TGIF

saraki moments on...
I think today should be declared saraki day on Nairaland...
so much News and photos on one man

ogwu ego, everywhere!

A boy calls FM radio station saying:
Boy: Hello, I found a lost bag with $
700,000,00, an ID card and a master card
belonging to one Mr Victor James, plot 4 Park
View Estate , Ikoyi
Presenter: You are such an honest boy! So, I
believe you want to return the bag?
Boy: No oooh, I dey Craze? For what? I just
want to dedicate a song to him.........play
me, My HELPER OOO
.....happy weekend... TGIF

coup plotters
we are beginning to see those wey give saraki plenty morale..
he now recieves visitors more than the Vice president..

hmmm, Workforce? I prefer direct company recruitment though..

Good job..but they should be careful o...make dem no go strike innocent citizens of we country..

e yaf red for Ohakim...one by one, we go catch all of them...his misery just started..

Really nice to receive good news....B.Ballers...

oh my God..since when did rape ish start sounding casual to my ears.. Castrate him already na!!! . *sobbing*

I need to review the bills myself...

I give the op 54% because i never hear the joke before...

wetin make i do kwanu? ...that's how they roll na...

my president my president.....looking cute and cordinated..

Cruel world...they should be tortured first..

just tired of this Igbo-Yoruba ish... so much hatred no good for body na...

Going the way of PDP ...and who said they are not the same... who be Dogara sef?

Temple Run 5

You know, Wisdom is not measured by the size of beard, if na like that, He-Goat for don become philosopher...
leave those old men mata for another day..

possession Taken!

Vivly:
Some people can attain the highest celebrity status but would still retain the Mgbeke in them.
You can take the chic to Oxford but you can't take the Owerri out of the girl.

shey na dis girl been contest for miss nairaland? i voted for her with love then...i like u, u know...
but i no gbadu dis your post..do you judge an mgbeke by pix or movies, abi she be your classmate?
trust me, that's a hate post and it ain't necessary for now...#peace