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this topic seems to be directed to me...hmmmm...the way i recharge and send ehnn..

FriedPlantain:
All the sh1t listed above is nothing but crap. The last interview I attended was pretty straightforward and I killed it . After downing 3 bottles of orijin that early morning some minutes on my way to the interview just to help boost my confidence level, I stumbled and theatrically staggered to the front of the Secretary's desk and unconvincingly mumbled my reason for being there to her.

15 minutes later, it was my turn for the interview and I walked briskly to the interviewer's office.

Interviewer: Good morning
Me: good morning sir (grinning widely at him)

Interviewer: can we meet you
* Me trying to stiffle a short maniacal laughter threatening to escape from my lips*
Me: My name is Jay Jay Okocha, I am here to support your team...............


*well, I'd hardly finished that sentence when I was bundled out of the premises by the security.

u just made me laugh like craze man for beer palour...

a nice Weather in May....and
MayWeather's bout increased my bank
account...what a weekend...

meanwhile,that same bout paid me well, so i have a different opinion..what a beautiful Weather in May...#teamMayWeather

a nice Weather in May....and MayWeather's bout increased my bank account...what a weekend...

na normal thing na...shey him wan die there ni.....I've decided to follow all lalastic topics, all d dayz of my nairalanding...

#TeamMayweather

my bet is on Mayweather

chai
NICE LITTLE STORIES.
.
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for
rain, on the day of prayer all the People
gathered but only one boy came with
an
umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
.
2. When you throw a baby in the air,
she
laughs because she knows you will
catch
her.
THAT'S TRUST!
.
3. Every night we go to bed, without any
assurance of being alive the next
Morning
but still we set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE!
.
4. We plan big things for tomorrow in
spite
of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE!
.
5. We see the world suffering. But still
we
get married !!!
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !"
.
"Now, Every Hope And Trust That You
Have On God This
Day, Shall Reap Fruits Of Over
Confidence,
As Long As You Can Say "AMEN" &
"SHARE" In Jesus Name!!! AMEN!

that's my girl
NICE LITTLE STORIES.
.
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for
rain, on the day of prayer all the People
gathered but only one boy came with
an
umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
.
2. When you throw a baby in the air,
she
laughs because she knows you will
catch
her.
THAT'S TRUST!
.
3. Every night we go to bed, without any
assurance of being alive the next
Morning
but still we set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE!
.
4. We plan big things for tomorrow in
spite
of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE!
.
5. We see the world suffering. But still
we
get married !!!
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !"
.
"Now, Every Hope And Trust That You
Have On God This
Day, Shall Reap Fruits Of Over
Confidence,
As Long As You Can Say "AMEN" &
"SHARE" In Jesus Name!!! AMEN!

NICE LITTLE STORIES. . 1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella. THAT'S FAITH! . 2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. THAT'S TRUST! . 3. Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up. THAT'S HOPE! . 4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. THAT'S CONFIDENCE! . 5. We see the world suffering. But still we get married !!! THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !" . "Now, Every Hope And Trust That You Have On God This Day, Shall Reap Fruits Of Over Confidence, As Long As You Can Say "AMEN" & "SHARE" In Jesus Name!!! AMEN!

the only ways...
money(M)
make money(MM)
make more money(MMM)
make more millions of money(MMMM)
make more millions of magnificent money(MMMMM)

sue them when you get to Aso rock..and stop disturbing us with irrelevant stuffs...
e be like first one year of Apc govt will be 'witch-hunting'....kini concern me kwanu...

confirm werey boy...i think his case has gone beyond yaba left...

that's why i'm putting this plot up for sale...with original copy of C of O..

nma my love...

make him too follow chop small na...e no dey purge belle...

the cloth is made of lectus and the necklace, carrot, nice combo!

I will be back to read this...

ok..done with washing..back to read and comment....pls they should also publish names of those they owe...my name should be there....

booked..tonto tins

nice one

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a
question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a
grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you
know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know
you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you
were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on
your wife, and you manipulate people and talk
about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realize you'll never amount to anything more
than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what
else to do, he pointed across the room and
asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known
Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's
lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with
anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst
in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
on his wife with three different women. One of
them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach
the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said:
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you both to the electric chair.

sharp nigga...imagine say this guy succeed..chaiii...just imagine the life ahead...but karma mehnn...

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES.
.
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for
rain, on the day of prayer all the People
gathered but only one boy came with an
umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
.
2. When you throw a baby in the air, she
laughs because she knows you will catch
her.
THAT'S TRUST!
.
3. Every night we go to bed, without any
assurance of being alive the next Morning
but still we set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE!
.
4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite
of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE!
.
5. We see the world suffering. But still we
get married !!!
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !"
.
"Now, Every Hope And Trust That You
Have On God This
Day, Shall Reap Fruits Of Over Confidence,
As Long As You Can Say "AMEN" &
"SHARE" In Jesus Name!!! AMEN!

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES.
.
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for
rain, on the day of prayer all the People
gathered but only one boy came with an
umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
.
2. When you throw a baby in the air, she
laughs because she knows you will catch
her.
THAT'S TRUST!
.
3. Every night we go to bed, without any
assurance of being alive the next Morning
but still we set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE!
.
4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite
of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE!
.
5. We see the world suffering. But still we
get married !!!
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !"
.
"Now, Every Hope And Trust That You
Have On God This
Day, Shall Reap Fruits Of Over Confidence,
As Long As You Can Say "AMEN" &
"SHARE" In Jesus Name!!! AMEN!

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES.
.
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for
rain, on the day of prayer all the People
gathered but only one boy came with an
umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
.
2. When you throw a baby in the air, she
laughs because she knows you will catch
her.
THAT'S TRUST!
.
3. Every night we go to bed, without any
assurance of being alive the next Morning
but still we set the alarms to wake up.
THAT'S HOPE!
.
4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite
of zero
knowledge of the future.
THAT'S CONFIDENCE!
.
5. We see the world suffering. But still we
get married !!!
THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !"
.
"Now, Every Hope And Trust That You
Have On God This
Day, Shall Reap Fruits Of Over Confidence,
As Long As You Can Say "AMEN" &
"SHARE" In Jesus Name!!! AMEN!

Brb

oh my Ikogosi...nice resort, natural environment, amazing cold and warm spring flowing side by side without mixing up...and Awesome pool...
Ama go back der soon...

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hmmmmm...

Hello people I hope everyone here has been following the happenings in South Africa "Let's have a black SATURDAY demonstration this SATURDAY MORNING against the gruesome killings of foreigners in S.A. no shopping at shoprite, pick n pay, spar, steers, debonairs, hungry Lion, Mr Price, Woolworths, or any shop that is a south african invstment. S.A must be put in their place. Send this to all your contacts. Black Saturday for South Africa products. Media like BBC must be invited Boycott all South African shops in a bid to make the RSA take a stiffer action against Xenophobic attacks. PEP, Shoprite, Game stores. Circulate this message and take action. Someone's mother, father, brother,. sister could be saved. Help save a life" Let's all help end this shameful wicked act by South African people