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so many important job postings today.. the wind if Change is really blowing faster than expected....na em be say i go soon get my dream job.....so shall all my fellow job-seekers! |
hmmmm...nkea dukwa serious |
# babanowthatyouarethere 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place 2) Replace petrol subsidy 3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it. 4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop. 6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics. Don't use all our money to buy shoes andprivate jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary. 9) Let there be electricity, we don't want tobe hugging transformers. 10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,BBC, Aljazeera and so on. 11) Baba No forget ur promise to elliminate Boko haram n all d random Bombings within ur first month of office coz we wanna b safe goin n retrnin frm clubs weneva we feel like witout fear 12) Not forgeting d Missing Chibok girls oo and oda miscillinous 'missing' 400 women too, na ur turn to begin find dem as u bin think say e easy 13) Ehen! D ova 200million (dollars abi naira sef, I don forget) locate dat1 too 14) As Jonathan revive rail system una say its nt upto per, abeg sharply begin construct electric trains 15) I no need tell u to immediately begin arrest and detain all those thieves and criminals in power dats bin bin looting dis country n causing so much poverty n unemployment... dat1 already dey ur cv so I trust u 16) I hear say u and Origin dey quarrel, baba forgive us leave dat1 for us make peace reign! 17) U promised 1dollar will b equal to 1naira oo! Arrange dat1 too so I can spare ma savings n get dat iphone6 for 6000 18) Not forgeting d oil price u promised to regulate coz my car(s)'ll soon be ready oga! 19) Make sure u arrest all those people that usually send us unnecessary messages and calls like, " Make yourself irresistible by looking at his eyes and putting across your point. Dont be shy. To get 5 Days FREE trial of Luv Tips, send LOVE to 38500". Did I tell them that u don't know how to make my man love me? Mtssssh 20) And lastly, pls can some1 pls do smtin abt hw d thickness of Viju milk have drastically reduced? Hapi New month y'all |
# babanowthatyouarethere 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place 2) Replace petrol subsidy 3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it. 4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop. 6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics. Don't use all our money to buy shoes andprivate jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary. 9) Let there be electricity, we don't want tobe hugging transformers. 10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,BBC, Aljazeera and so on. 11) Baba No forget ur promise to elliminate Boko haram n all d random Bombings within ur first month of office coz we wanna b safe goin n retrnin frm clubs weneva we feel like witout fear 12) Not forgeting d Missing Chibok girls oo and oda miscillinous 'missing' 400 women too, na ur turn to begin find dem as u bin think say e easy 13) Ehen! D ova 200million (dollars abi naira sef, I don forget) locate dat1 too 14) As Jonathan revive rail system una say its nt upto per, abeg sharply begin construct electric trains 15) I no need tell u to immediately begin arrest and detain all those thieves and criminals in power dats bin bin looting dis country n causing so much poverty n unemployment... dat1 already dey ur cv so I trust u 16) I hear say u and Origin dey quarrel, baba forgive us leave dat1 for us make peace reign! 17) U promised 1dollar will b equal to 1naira oo! Arrange dat1 too so I can spare ma savings n get dat iphone6 for 6000 18) Not forgeting d oil price u promised to regulate coz my car(s)'ll soon be ready oga! 19) Make sure u arrest all those people that usually send us unnecessary messages and calls like, " Make yourself irresistible by looking at his eyes and putting across your point. Dont be shy. To get 5 Days FREE trial of Luv Tips, send LOVE to 38500". Did I tell them that u don't know how to make my man love me? Mtssssh 20) And lastly, pls can some1 pls do smtin abt hw d thickness of Viju milk have drastically reduced? Hapi New month y'all |
# babanowthatyouarethere 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in place 2) Replace petrol subsidy 3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it. 4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make U Go Chop. 6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says your call credit is low please recharge! 7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics. Don't use all our money to buy shoes andprivate jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary. 9) Let there be electricity, we don't want tobe hugging transformers. 10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,BBC, Aljazeera and so on. 11) Baba No forget ur promise to elliminate Boko haram n all d random Bombings within ur first month of office coz we wanna b safe goin n retrnin frm clubs weneva we feel like witout fear 12) Not forgeting d Missing Chibok girls oo and oda miscillinous 'missing' 400 women too, na ur turn to begin find dem as u bin think say e easy 13) Ehen! D ova 200million (dollars abi naira sef, I don forget) locate dat1 too 14) As Jonathan revive rail system una say its nt upto per, abeg sharply begin construct electric trains 15) I no need tell u to immediately begin arrest and detain all those thieves and criminals in power dats bin bin looting dis country n causing so much poverty n unemployment... dat1 already dey ur cv so I trust u 16) I hear say u and Origin dey quarrel, baba forgive us leave dat1 for us make peace reign! 17) U promised 1dollar will b equal to 1naira oo! Arrange dat1 too so I can spare ma savings n get dat iphone6 for 6000 18) Not forgeting d oil price u promised to regulate coz my car(s)'ll soon be ready oga! 19) Make sure u arrest all those people that usually send us unnecessary messages and calls like, " Make yourself irresistible by looking at his eyes and putting across your point. Dont be shy. To get 5 Days FREE trial of Luv Tips, send LOVE to 38500". Did I tell them that u don't know how to make my man love me? Mtssssh 20) And lastly, pls can some1 pls do smtin abt hw d thickness of Viju milk have drastically reduced? Hapi New month y'all *copied* |
Nothing will change that..Buubuu is a wise man meanwhile Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
That's really sad.. meanwhile Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
meanwhile Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
the wind of change has struck them..... |
That's really commendable .. meanwhile Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
aite..on it |
That's really commendable if them.. meanwhile Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
Pweedyfaszy:yea..good old days...hope u did plenty of those.... |
emmm...abeg which of the Mods dey incharge, abeg move this topic to promise land na...abeg |
dechandel:congrats my dear...but u really missed! |
never knew he was on dreads. and now that's CHANGE! |
good for them though.. and now that's CHANGE! |
UrennaNkoli:lol, i've been to karachi before...they do 50% of what i just put up...u must be 'from upstairs to school' type...lol |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film inuncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If you didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. - If you didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. - If you never waved @ white birds expectin your nails to be whiter - If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees @nights - If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it you car! - If you didnt mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat while walking along the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one you did. Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet you didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now, I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dont know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing on sing on, praise d lord. I know you are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are you guilty? |
Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! |
Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! now, that's CHANGE! |
That's really commendable if them.. meanwhile Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............ Only his wife came back Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went together....... ...only Obasanjo returned Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went together....... ....Only his wife returned Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went together..............Now,,both of them are coming back together. GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso Rock! ! ! Change is really here!!! |
Better days are here!!! Better Nigeria begins now... Good people, Great Nation!! |
Better days are here!!! Better Nigeria begins now... Good people, Great Nation!! |
Tolany25:hmmm...not really sweetie...I yaf flenti moni to complement whatever her Dad will be bringing on board.. |
Better days are here!!! Better Nigeria begins now... Good people, Great Nation!! |
Better days are here!!! |
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been confirmed winner of the Presidential Election. Vanguard News... APRIL 17, 2011...oh, abeg make una no vex.. I just love reading old newspapers!= |
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been confirmed winner of the Presidential Election. Vanguard News... APRIL 17, 2011...oh, abeg make una no vex.. I just love reading old newspapers!= |
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been confirmed winner of the Presidential Election. Vanguard News... APRIL 17, 2011...oh, abeg make una no vex.. I just love reading old newspapers!= |
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been confirmed winner of the Presidential Election. Vanguard News... APRIL 17, 2011...oh, abeg make una no vex.. I just love reading old newspapers!= |
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and