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Xetima:
Who be the lawyer? Na Mr. Falana?

lol...igbo men no send your identity o...if dem wan make money on top ur head, trust me, its a done deal!
igbo kwenu!

THE SCHOOL CALLED MARRIAGE
Marriage is the only school where you get the
Certificate before you start. It's also a school
where
you will never graduate.
It's a school without a break or a free period.
It's a school where no one is allowed to drop
out.
It's a school you will have to attend every day
of your life.
It's a school where there is no sick leave or
holidays.
It's a school founded by God:
1.On the foundation of love.
2.The walls are made out of trust.
3.The door made out of acceptance.
4.The windows made out of understanding
5.The furniture made out of blessings
6.The roof made out of faith.
Be reminded that you are just a student not the
principal.
God is the only Principal.
Even in times of storms, don't be unwise and
run outside.
Keep in mind that, this school is the safest
place to be.
Never go to sleep before completing your
assignments for the day.
Never forget the C-word...Communicate.
Communicate to your classmate and to the
Principal
If you find out something in your classmate
(spouse) that you do not appreciate.
Remember your classmate is also just a
student not a graduate, God is not finished with
him/her yet. So take it as a
challenge and work on it together.
Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main
textbook of this school).
Start each day with a sacred assembly and end
it the same way. Sometimes you will feel like
not attending classes, yet
you have to.
When tempted to quit find courage and
continue.
Some tests and exams may be tough but
remember the Principal knows how much you
can bear and yet it's a school
better than any other.
It's one of the best schools on earth; joy, peace
and happiness accompany each lesson of the
day.
Different subjects are offered in this school, yet
love is the major subject.
After all the years of theorizing about it, now
you have a chance to practice it.
To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the
greatest privilege of them all.
Marriage is a place of love, so love your
spouse. More grace from God.
*shared*

wetin i go do kwanu...i go chop d paper na... well, dats a sign of a broken home..

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k". I copy am sha...

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k". I copy am sha...

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what are you guys into? ..I like what i'm seeing...

that's greatly commendable! ..Naija will get there soon.. good people, great nation!

awww...I feel for them...but why coffin?

e no hard me learn moto sef...popsy teash me for inside our compound dat year...
I only scatter fence once .. and since, na pro tins...

dicefrost:
If i'm still familiar with naija tactics, this guy will be persecuted and harassed, he ll graduate 10years after his mates

the last time i checked, that boy's mum was a Professor in that school...so e no go easy for the VC...

Emperoradrian:
he bcame a foolish black goat d day he pronounced dat keke anywhr around sch will b #20 instead of d normal 30 bucks and nw he wants a plate of fud to b sold 4 #150 ...haba wat nw will b d fate and profit of d fud sellers and also d keke drivers,imagine dat d keke man hired d keke and is supposed to bring returns to d keke owner,at d end of d day hw much will he tak home to his family?

I don't support the food price slash sha..sellers may stop cooking food to taste....but i strongly suspect you are one of the KEKE owners in the school..
great zikites...great GIANTS

Adva45:
HIV things. Beware dude.

hnmmmm...thanks ....but i have personal tools for that though....

Abeg who help me see all these
Mal.am wey dey do pedicure...e be
like say my toenails don dey
overgrow...adim serious o...

Abeg who help me see all these Aboki wey dey do pedicure...e be like say my toenails don dey overgrow...adim serious o...

so many 'i will' by oga Ben...may29 no far frm now sha...our eyes are on you Oga...
u may be making enemies in the incoming senate already...but no worry, God is your muscle

Zombi2:
move on to what brand

Apple

ok...it is expected of them...

thank you Tecno, for introducing me to the Android world....but now, i have to move on ....

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my brand new legedeze benz...due to fuel scarcity....wetin man go do kwanu...

just got myself a brand new padded mercedes benz footwear.....e get remote sef...[img]just got myself a brand new padded mercedes benz footwear.....e get remote sef...[/img]just got myself a brand new padded mercedes benz footwear.....e get remote sef...

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oh dear...na God go punish dat your neighbour

very thoughtful of him....I just like that man...

..and that's maturity.. besides jim na weyrey boy...so uti gats pipe low

cute

For those that reside in Lagos.
please if you have any business to do with going to Apapa today..change your plans or cancel that appointment, but if you must go, grab yourself a mat and pillow, incase.
All the roads that links with Apapa are inaccessible for now..
thank you!

chai...na so i take flop for one recent interview wey i go...pathetic me! ..still hoping for miracle sha....

chai...but nothing new here...we know those tearing this country apart with greed...Jona's 'saraka' go soon end...

see this girl o..u just come lagos? ..those boys dey break moving car, still rob am...if u dey inside when dey decide to rob u, you maybe typing some rubbish from your hospital bed...

she should be a Role model to Tonto Dike that burns 'fake' bag that she could have given out....nice kid..