Failure44:
Damn Elon musk and china for almost sending me to my early grave.

Left sports betting addiction to crypto and it's the same result but this time I really got hit hard especially since I put majority of my savings in it.

I'm resuming school as a fresher next week and I don't know how am gonna survive with the last money I have.


Do i invest the little i have in crypto with the Hope's it goes back up
Advice needed am badly hurt and confused

If you want to sell the one you have left. I can buy it from you

ikorodureporta:
The right way to go! Kenya did the same thing. All of you crying for school & church resumption shl know that this is like a war situation. Staying alive is what matters most

God bless you, you have spoken like someone who really understand's the effects of COVID-19, it beats my imaginations seeing educated people, people who should know better talk without proper reasoning..

Enskynelson:

Login to your portal
Click WALLET
Then CREDIT WALLET
enter RRR without the - e.g 111122223333
Click submit
Try again until you see 'payment record for 11112222333 inserted"
After that, go back and click WALLET
then VIEW WALLET.
GO back again and u should have the money credited into your wallet.
Cheers.

I have been having this same issue since yesterday

desag:
Hello House,

My brother made mistake in his jamb registration by choosing wrong instruction that does not offer the course he intend to study.

Is it possible to make modification to the registration after been submitted . and how to go about it, then cost if involve.

Thanks in anticipation

You can visit the nearest CBT centre to make the corrections or call me on 07033232330

LadyCecey:
I was given admission by Jamb in 2013 I also printed my Jamb admission letter back then but I recently checked my name on jamb matriculation list with my reg number my name came out alongside my university and course I studied but below it they wrote you are not on Jamb matriculation list kindly print your admission letter online. Hope there's no problem or if there is what should I do?

please contact me (07033232330) on WhatsApp and let's work this out

ceejay80s:
Available

How much?

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Uziyl:
Guys please help out...I transferred from a school in Ghana to a Federal university here in Nigeria in 2016. Which we all know Jamb is not required to get admission in Ghana. I used direct entry to get an admission into the Federal University. I was given a slip when I was undergoing my registrations with the school. There was a Jamb number on the Slip given to me but I've never taken jamb before. This is my final year and I'm graduating soon. So I want to know if this Jamb Regularization applies also since I don't have a Jamb result. Do I follow the same procedures cuz I have no jamb Exam Year to fill in the form.
Thanks.

Since you have the jamb number from the school, most likely the school has done the regularization on your behalf... Go to the student affairs and confirm from them

The unfortunate day that I will never forget in my life, I was at work doing my thing, when PHCN struck. No electricity in the entire plaza and the Mikano generator won't come on.

So, all work for the day was grounded. I was hot and bored but there's no alternative.

As I dey inside heat, pressing my phone, this lady walked into my office. She worked in a travel agency that was also in same plaza. We talk frequently, so it was cool.

Apparently, her work was grounded too, so she came to gist with me in my office. No big deal, we're chatting!

After about 30 minutes of talking about Nigeria and electricity, she asked if I was hot and I said yes. That, ladies and gentlemen was the beginning of the day's unfortunateness. ���

If only I had said no, maybe I would not have put myself in this trouble.

As soon as I said yes, she suggested; "Since we can't even work now, how about we step out for some ice-cream?"

Trying to sound bougie and all, emi omo Mushin, I said; "Oh, no shit, let's do this. Good idea!"

Nah, fam. It was a bad idea. A terrible one at it... ���

In my head, I was thinking; "Ok, we take a stroll to underbridge and buy FanYogo, then come back to the office to suck nylon till the ice-cream turns to ice-block."

Didn't know that aunty had other plans. I didn't realize it was going to be bigger than that.

Well, she said; "How about we go to Coldstone?"

That was the first time in my life I heard that word. I mean, for someone who served an entire year in Kwara state for NYSC, when did Fashola create Coldstone?

This one must be new but no shit, let us go there! Haaaa......

We set out. Took keke from underbridge to Toyin street. You know that Coldstone on Toyin street? Yea, that one. That was where I almost met my waterloo. ���

While in the Keke, I was wondering why we had to go this far for ordinary ice-cream ooo... Hmmmm!

How much de my pocket? #1, 250 or so with some 10-10 Naira notes.

I did a quick maths.

Keke to Toyin street = N50 x 2.
Ice-cream, las las = N400 x 2.
Keke back to underbridge = N50 x 2.
Total = 1k.

Use remaining change go house after work. Perfect date, iyalaya anybody! ��

Issssorrai, Pedro do your thing.

We got to the place, fear first hook me. The place fiiiine dieee. Na there I come de reason say, as this place fine like this, you sure say the ice-cream nor go cost pass your budget?

Devil whispered to me; "Calm down guy, no wahala!" Ok o!

We got closer and I was seeing the kind of cars that were parked outside. Honda Crosstour, Toyota Muscle, Honda Evil Spirit.

Sebi it was at that point that I was supposed to know that this place don de pass my level but mumu me, MUMU ME, I was heeding the Devil's advice. ���

The babe was already talking about flavours. Make I nor lie, everything she was saying was not making sense to me. Talmbout; "What flavour will you like", "Are you mixing?", "You'll like their signature flavour."

Ogbeni koshidanu, bo se n se e, ko lo n se mi... ���

We got to the entrance, and the security opened door for us and said; "Welcome to Coldstone" while smiling. Na there the real shit hook me.

Guuuuuy, they're opening door for you because of ice-cream.

Was it not there, I should have taken to my heels? No, overconfidence ti poju!

MUMU Meeeee ooooo... I nodded at the guy as we walked in.

My legs were trembling but I had to stay calm, so as not to disgrace my entire lineage. I suspected that I had bitten more than I could chew but I felt it is all just aesthetics, the ice-cream fit no cost like that.

So, we joined the queue. TBH, I was just looking at the ice-cream inside the showglass & it seemed the different flavours were screaming; "RUN, RUN, my niggah, RUN!"

But hey, it was too late. Besides, how expensive can it be sef? Abeg, e nor fit cost. Las las 500 Naira, lobatan!

It got to our turn. The babe started to place order.

"Hi, let me have Chocolate and Cream with Waffles and Gummy Bears."

Dem begin pack the thing put inside cup. The ice-cream Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccc like Aminat

While she was ordering, I was confused AF. I didn't know what to order for a while until I saw Hennessy Flavour.

Aha! 3 in 1.

Lick ice-cream, cool down the heat and then still get high on top!

Oh my, "Please, ba n ko ice-cream oni shayo." ����

I got the Ice-Cream.

"Hello, ba mi fi epa si dear."

Dem pour am groundnut. Correct!

"What's that?"

She say na Brownie.

"Ok, put am.

Dem put every on top. Ice-cream be looking like Ojubo Esu...

Then, came the big moment.

"Oh yea, you may now approach the counter for payment."

LMFAOOOOOOoooooooooo... Ara adugbo, e wa ba mi sukun. ���

She started pressing the computer & it felt like she was pressing my destiny.

The number was just going up and it seemed like she had no plans to stop.

Haaaaa! Pim 1,300, Pim 2,500, Pim 2,800, Pim 3,100, Pim 3,500, Pim 3,800, Pim 4,200..........

And she kept pressing. ���

Haaaaaaaaa... Mo ti shi ice-cream mu!

I was now trying to remember if I prayed in the morning before leaving the house. You know I usually say the "Olorun ma je ki n pade alakoba" prayer every day.

Be like the prayer angel for that day dey off duty! ���

Ogun akoba adaba leleyi ooo, lorii pe a fe mu ice-cream...

Elo ni FanYogo nitori Olorun

She finally said 4,800 is your bill Sir. I could not do anything but think about how that same amount would have gotten me like 50 litres of FanIce... ���

Haaa, mo shi ice-cream mu!

I literally broke it down right there mentally...

At @BarEnclave, Heineken meji = 800.
Turkey = 400.
One extra Heineken for the road = 400.
Tip Zino = 200.
Everything = 1,800.

Haaaa... Mo ti se mistake... I entered "Had i known" state of mind immediately.

LMFAOOoooooooo... My life flickered in front of me!

How much is my salary Elo ni mo n gba

See ehn, I was already looking for Coldstone apron to wear. I can clean table well. In fact, I have a PhD in Waitership.

E dakun, e saanu aje. Mi o ni se bee mooo! ����

I can come and do internship here.

Take this thing back plis dear.

Well, to cut the long story short, I had my ATM card with me. I gave her the card and there goes my 8,500 life savings.

O dun mi because I ignored all the signs from the beginning. Ori mi o pe at all.

I have not even given her the card, GTB already deducted the 4,800.

Awon eranko jatijati... ���

I know that bank had been planning my downfall since the day I asked them to deactivate SMS because of monthly SMS charges. Won get mi... ���

After paying, I felt my soul left my body. Meanwhile, the babe was already digging into her ice-cream. No, my guardian angel forsook me that day.

He left me to suffer in silence.

We went to sit at the available space and the babe started chattering about how delicious the ice-cream was.

LMFAOOOOoooooo... Sweet ice-cream come dey taste like chalk for my mouth.

I swear 100 Naira FanIce inside the confines of my office would have tasted better.

TBH, I'm sure the ice-cream tasted great but the depression in my soul didn't allow me enjoy it. I was just tasting Akamu wey Sugar no dey. ���

A whole 4,800 just go like that because I wanted to form bougie...

Halfway into the ice-cream, the babe now said; "We should have ordered Pizza o."

See ehn, it took God-level self control to not reply her because, in my mind, I was like; "PIZZA? PIZZAAAAaaa AEFBJN OFSRBRKN OYWRN"

You want to add to my sorrow

For like 1 hour, I was there taking the ice-cream bit by bit because, meeeeehn, I am not rushing this thing. I will take my time and enjoy the AC here. I must enjoy my money.

I kept imagining the kind of soup my mother would have cooked with 4,800.

I asked God for forgiveness!
Happy weekend remember don't go forming posh

Babalola502:
Please I checked jamb website now and I discover that my name is not on the matriculation list on jamb website. Please how do I go about it to be resolved

Kindly chat me up on WhatsApp, let me look into it... 07033232330

AlienStar:
Hello everyone, I am an OND holder from the department of science laboratory technology, I which to study pharmacy through direct entry. My result is not yet out, till August. My question:
1. Which school accepts DE, OND(cause UNN doesn't)
2. I'm yet to get my result, hope I'm safe?
3. During registration I put other dip because I'm yet to regularize, is anything wrong with that?
4. I didn't submit my direct entry form to JAMB office, hope I'm safe?
PS: if there is anything I need to know, pls do not hesitate to tell me.
Thanks

Let's talk on your regularization... 07033232330

skypower:
Good day all, can anyone help me with the direction to Mushin Study centre, Lagos.
Also if that's your SC, how do you rate the staff there? Are they friendly and accommodating?
I need answers as I intend changing there.

From anywhere in lagos, take a bus to Oshodi under bridge, then pick a bike going to Fatai Atere/Ladipo... Stop at NOUN... or take a bus going to mushin stop at cappa bus stop then pike a keke napep going to Ladipo stop at NOUN

Toluabigr8:
during the d.e registration I mistakenly put other diploma instead of national diploma can this be rectify? I have my jamb admission regularized already

Yes you can correct it... You can contact me if you're in Lagos... 07033232330

BlushPink:
i want to apply for regularization but i cant find “Late (Retroactive) Application” on the side bar.

Opera1

You can't do it yourself, you have to visit a CBT centre... You can contact me for a fast registration 07033232330

johnsonm2g:
Please can anybody on this forum help me on this as I prepare to fill my jamb regularization online form. I was admitted as a part time student with no jamb number, please what can I fill in the space for jamb registration number and year of Exam can I leave it blank?

Leave the space blank...

Nickcheez:
Please I scored 191 in jamb and i want to opt for fuoye to study business admin,is there any sure chance i would be admitted?
Help a brother

You have a good chance but why don't you opt for TASUED for a *BETTER* chance of admission?

Deegeorge:
Can somebody please shed more light on jamb regularization number which is required for DE... cause can't imagine having registered since November 2018 and yet nothing yet

Let's talk on WhatsApp/call so I can understand you better
07033232330

hernandson:
have done few of them sir,still awaiting their response

07033232330
Let's talk on WhatsApp/call to help you finish all what you need to do

CotenantNIG:


hello sir I registered last year in noun And even given matric no but have no paid school fees after registering, his my admission still valid

Regards

Yes, your admission is still valid, you can start when you're ready

AngryParrot1:
For an advanced level of detox, every month skip breakfast for one week. This therapy can heal ANY disease if prolonged. This is detox even to cells level.

This further proves that fasting is good for the body

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Will be expecting you

n0ble:
My profile goes like thus:
institution: Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria
course: physiology
but it still says you are not on the matriculation list, kindly
print your admission letter online.
What should I do from here
Please help

If you're still interested in this I can get it done for a token kindly contact me on 07033232330

ShopAdvisorNg:
I'm 21 years old with a small boy stature. I'm being insulted and looked down at because of this. Ladies look at me as a kid. men I'm older than look down on me. pls recommend me a good and effective beard growth cream to improve my masculinity prowess. I'll really appreciate your inputs.

See you, we wey get the Beard sef dey find way for the thing make e no grow again... On mans meat is another man's problem... You better lock up

It's a goal

AmericanDad:
He is a drug pusher. Blood money i do not envy. Such men don't end up well

may God enrich you with more wisdom

Pidginwhisper:
I ain't following you for nothing.

You can say that again

AngryParrot1:

I agree. But this is what I found. Once u cross 21 days, ur body will adapt. Once u do something different, it will react badly. That's how it communicates to u dat it doesn't want u to stop. If u can achieve this, common cattarh/cold will not near u. U will be able to understand what ur body tells u always, through feelings.
Ur immune will also become extra powerful against diseases. Ur mind will become more powerful. This is really true. I am experiencing it.

I know good living is quite expensive but its worth it, will try this soon...

AngryParrot1:


Mostly wholesome foods. I avoid anything processed and packaged. Vegetables, grains, fresh meat, fruits, and I do a daily partial detox. I skip breakfast everyday. I eat by 12 noon.

Hmmmmmmmm this is quite interesting but not easy to maintain

Thank you for this great information...
What foods can you advice