₦airaland Forum

Truly, I do not understand Ekiti people. Are they not the supposedly most educated state with highest number of professors, yet electing and contented with the likes of Fayose?

well, I am not from Ekiti, it's non of my business; until someone close to me introduces an Ekiti person to me as an intended spouse......

'a a wa gbo labare oro!!!'(e go come hear wehn!!!)

Mchheeeew!

himkers:
See this one talking.....how many land your papa get for lagos?? foooool!!

Not to yah fault, that your yeye land.....wait and see!!!

Down, by looking at the step slabs you will know cos from the angle of the slabs, the photographer could only have been taking the picture from below.

Na today.....?

U wan try Francophone Countries? Cameroun? Ivory Coast etc...? Those ones, na dem accepted culture sef!!!

millionaireman:
Because they first told you that Jonathan is a thief, without first providing you evidence of his thievery; you agreed he was a thief

because they told you that Jonathan was running a most corrupt government, but failed to show you any evidence that Jonathan wa s running a corrupt government. Majority of Nigerians including you agreed...

and they told you Jonathan was a weak leader because he could not fight BH to finish, he could not release Chibok girls, but majority of you Nigerians did not know that BH violence and Chibok kidnap were instruments that aimed to sack Jonathan from office.

Bros, sharrap there, The guy was a thief and running corrupt government......all the evidences are there!!!!

tunnary:
so person wen no go sch fit become president eh. Its only in nigeria anytin can happen, anyway time shall tell

And we can see the mess your PHD holder has thrown the country into with his PHD in Zoology! Anyway shebi he has single-handedly destroyed PDP and nearly destroyed Nigeria, if not for God!!!

Thank God, Stout is not on the list ........

African Leaders never learn!!

Someone is going to be arraigned before International Criminal Court very soon, sadly he still "cluelessly" doesn't know!

omenka:
This is one thing I just can't stand about this man. His remarks are always so disjointed, lacking in depth, and generally nonsensical. I feel extremely nonplussed whenever I read him and ask myself; does this man really have a first degree, let alone a master's??

I've tried over and over again to make sense of what I quoted up there without success. Most painful is this isn't a typo, it is simply how he speaks (gibberish in most cases when not reading from a prepared speech). Please if anyone has any idea what mr President was trying to say, fill me in.



And mr president I noticed even in your interview with Aisha Sasay, you kept saying "the Boko Haram" blablabla. Pleeeease, the "the" isn't necessary, simply say "Boko Haram". Haba. Could english language be this difficult for a supposed PhD holder??

Spare the drunk!

That's the after effect of ultra high consumption of ethanol (aka ogogoro)

Heard he's high on the stuff more than 12 out of the 24 hours in a day.

Just re-read it slowly and calmly, you'll get the drift.

APC Insulting? Go check out your PDP goons at it. Especially Doyin Oku-Igbe.

tombig:
OLORIBURUKU somebody. Just as u don't want d groom want happiness, so shall happiness be far from u.

Olopa, ewo ni t'epe?

He's now going to 'Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement', this dude has totally lost it.

No mind the creep, sheybi he wan die there and die there he must......

African Leaders no dey learn at all.

Continue to postpone, you go soon go join Laurent Gbagbo.

Omo ale

3Ceagle:
Much as I agree with IBB on the court thing. How good is our judicial system. Which of the Generals has ever obeyed court ruling. The same court he and is other Generals used and ignored during their administrations. Nigeria is in a cross road because both ways, we will encounter rejection of election result.

On a reflective note, mind you I don't support any of GEJ or GMB. We have seen Jonathan, his strenght and weaknesses. What has GMB achieved with his people in the north so far. What social reforms has he brought to his people. We need know in details and factual what he has done to make the north a better place. How has he reached out to other regions before now. This is what supporters should research and sell to the public and not name calling. I am truelly dissappointed with shallow minded nairalanders. If this is what followership is about, I will not join ranks of any side.

On what platform was he expected to do that? His 2.3 million/m salary as ex head of state (whilst the others are collecting 23million/m?

To aswer your question, let us vote him in first, see whether or not he will perform, and if he doesn't we vote him out like we have already voted GEJ out due to non perfrormance.

Reading IBB's allegedly discussion with Jona above just makes me the more sorry for Jonathan.

So he seriously thinks he can rubbish and dishonor people like IBB and OBJ etc whilst hiding behind the likes of Tompolo and Asari

I pray he doesn't get used as a scape goat for all the atrocities of previous and present administrations in Nigeria.

I was living and working in Ivory Coast during the Gbagbo / Quattara saga. Just the same way every one tried to advise Gbagbo - Clinton, Obama, Mandela, Mbeki, UN Chairman, OBJ, etc and he refused but chose to hide behind some rebels and thugs thinking he will rule another term. The rest is now history for him.

Has it ever occurred to any one that Topolo and Asari may be scamming Jona and actually be in constant touch with the likes of IBB and OBJ secretly? They may even vote for Buhari in the next elections if they have not run away by then. Jona has surrounded and aligned himself with the wrongest people on earth, I really feel sorry for him.

Well what's my own there? They say a word is enough for the wise.

whirlwind7:
Seriously? That building is a night club?

What kind of people go there?

Kai, people and their bad mouth sha......

Yes it is a night club and people better than you go there. Must every one go to Soul Lounge or Mega Plaza Roof Top.....Abeeeegi!

@uyplus

See answer to your question below. Permission from the writer.

RE: NIGER DELTA READY FOR WAR!!!
You are free to share
Forwarded as received
I was in conversation with a United
Nation official yesterday and we were
talking about the acquisition of
warships by ethnic militant Tompolo,
in a country were our brave soldiers
are being starved off equipment. He
told me point blank that in every
major conflict he has assessed or
being involved in as a UN official it all
started with one fellow choosing to
ARM an ETHNIC MILITIA as against
the national army of the country,
sometimes deliberately depleting the
army before the violence starts.
I first got reports of Niger Delta
militant Asari Dokubo buying military
helicopters and hardware from
diplomatic intelligence sources about
2 years ago. Shortly after that he was
arrested in Benin Republic but
released upon the intervention of our
government. What I can see is very
clear, JONATHAN is leading an effort
to create an alternate military force in
the Niger Delta to force the hands of
the generality of NIGERIANS when the
time comes. How else can one explain
Tompolo a man once declared
wanted for killing our soldiers now
effectively taking over the duties of
our navy?
Where is all the money coming from?
Do you think the arms are being
bought for boat parade or regatta?
No they are to kill NIGERIANS.
JONATHAN has never been able to
rise to fill the position of the
NIGERIAN Presidency, he acts like an
ethnic war lord and at the rate he is
going he is going to push us into the
path of Liberian and Sierra Leone,
while silly people are busy cheering
him on.
I have taken it upon myself to write a
letter of complaint and warning to the
United Nations Secretary General to
pay attention to what JONATHAN and
his cohorts are doing in Nigeria,
seemingly pushing the country closer
to a violent ethnic crisis.
This crisis would consume the entire
African continent if not checked.
This morning I received this in my in
box, and I couldn't help but shudder
that we are dealing with really
devious human beings who have
mistakenly found themselves in
power. Their attitude and body
language says it all:
"I'm really amused that we are all
screaming murder years after the
deed was done? It's well over 3 years
that I have been screaming the
overall plans and strategies of the
south-south vs the behemoth Nigeria,
i.e, their eventual emancipation! For
the sake of many who have not read
or few who have taken these posts as
scare mongering by Oyenuga lanre
Paul, I'll re summarise them here. To
free their region of the shackles of
endless exploitation and domination
by the rest of Nigeria, the south-south
decided as follow:
1). Cripple the Nigerian Army's
capacities to engage in sustained
warfare: thus the encouragement of
BH and decimation of the army's
hardware and personnel.
2). Ensure Nigeria is economically
destitute and unable to spend on
warfare: thus the unprecedented
looting of the treasury, resulting in
our current vulnerability. Okonjo
Iweala is not 'coordinating' for
nothing.
3). Is the military takeover of our
coastal waters by the south-south,
which is what the coastal waterways
protection contract with Government
Tompolo was designed to guarantee.
Let no one be deceived, less than
0.5% of our military, (including naval
and air force) personnel can swim in
an 8 foot deep pool, not to mention a
river or coastal waters. Thus, how do
you engage these toughened militia in
their coastal waters, when we couldn't
tackle BH in plain view?
4th). Is the intense frustrations of the
oil producing companies by the south
southerners nouveau-riche to hand
over the onshore production bases to
them by forced sale or outright
disruption of their operations. As we
chat here, 70% of the onshore
operations have been sold off by the
major players like shell, Mobil, etc.
As well as the training of ex militants
as pilots under amnesty Anyone
doubting my claims of warning about
these can browse through my
timeline.
IF THE SOUTH-SOUTH PULLS OUT
TODAY, WE ARE SITTING DUCKS! The
South-East are tagging along with the
south-south, for obvious reasons and
I don't blame them!
The choice of Buhari is due to these
calculations by our rulers in the
South-West and the core North.
Unless I'm paranoid, we have a scary
situation ahead. I moved my family
out as far back as 2011, based on this
concerns.
GEJ will very likely lose the elections
in 2015, but the south-south will keep
their oil. Can we afford a war with a
region sitting on oil? Do we have a
military capable of delivering our
goal? Would it not be cheaper to
renegotiate our federation?
Or, would it be another Rehoboamic
declaration of "To your tents o
Israel"? GEJ ain't clueless, he's merely
troubled by the plots he's a key
player in?
Viva Le Nigeria'.."!
It's from Oyenuga lanre Paul

OkeEsibe:
ATLEAST HE HAS TRIED TU SOME EXTENT. NOBADY IS PERFECT.....APC WANTIN TU GRAB POWER BY ALL MEANS...

Who is using FORCE here?

APC silently and commendably going about their campaign telling us their strategy to take Nigeria out of the mess intgo which 'Jona and the Gang' has plunged us, or

PDP attacking a person's personality and hammering on irrelevant and inconsequential points with no clue of what they are offering us for the next four years with another arm of their Gang threatening to burn Nigeria if Jona loses.

Com'on Dude, just step out of your foolishness and observe the two parties and tell yourself the truth.......who truly deserves your vote?

""z et everibady dt comes to watch yu actuali like yu...dey jst came tu si BUHARI spew trash from his rotten mouth...

APC wanting to grab power by all means...

Buhari is a muslim, Jonathan is a Christian

Jesus Christ is the way, truth nd the life....Mohammed is bleeping wat?

God said we (christians) would dominate the earth.....nd the devil is usin the Muslims to cause trouble....

But GOD IS SUPERIOR TO ALL...

Jonathan 4 PRESIDENT""


I am a Christian and a practicing one for your information, but this post of yours is the dumbest post I ever read on Nairaland. No need telling you why because you can never understand.........typical of your types.

@ OP,

Continue to dey Photoshop your pictures for crowds for PDP campaign rallies, ok?

Shey February 14, you will go to polling stations to Photoshop voters for your party.

Nonsense!!!!

What do I see in these three pictures?

Pictures 1 & 2. An unsure and weak president greeting and shaking hands with a strong and confident traditional King (Olu of Warri). Mr. jonathan's poise and the Olu's stern and intent look into his eyes says it all.

Picture 3. Definitely there's honour amongst thieves. Two of them be like ...."ol boy.....if you just try maga me or play smart over our joint loot,....I go........"

Well, just my interpretations sha.....

Animals !!!!

shadowgwalker:
Jonathan will win!
The haters will continue with their killings!!
The bombs will roll in more!!!
who gives a fyiok about the killings of the bastards?its their hobby!!!
And the end of the day it's your shittt!!you will deal with it cos the next regime will be hardcore MILITARY

You see this your stoo.pid mentality and statement is exactly the same mentality Jona has that he has messed up big time as at today. If you read the five questions OBJ allegedly asked him when he visited Baba in Otta along with Adeboye and Oyedepo,OBJ asked Jona why he did not do anything about the Boko Haram insurgency when it started and he told him to curb it decisively, but Jona did nothing because he had this your same stoo.pid mentality too and Baba said he warned him it will boomerang on him.

Even that apart, as the President and Head of State are you saying here that if any other tribe (other than your) is distressed or facing grave challenges, the president should do nothing and continue as if all is well?

Hmmmm, I pray your guy does not go the way of Kenya's ex president with ICC too after he is voted out of office next month.

Dude wise up.

FotherMucker:
Its only in Nigeria where paper qualifications matter that much. Sure GEJ supposedly has a PhD, but where did that get us?

Some of the most successful people in the world are dropouts. We're making too much of a big deal over pieces of paper.

I'd rather have an aged, honest, transparent and experienced President than a corrupt, drunken kleptomaniac with a PhD.

#Fact...nah ur papa born you.1000likes broo

sKy007:
Election dey come you still dey Kano dey do investment. Ok

Leave am.......!

PassingShot:
But for your last line, I would have "liked" it.

It was the last line that actually pulled a smile out of me.

coogar:
why are you such a morön?

this is a statement of result freshly issued by his school that used to be under kaduna state but it's now under katsina state. the original document that had buhari's statement cannot exist anymore - the school has now issued a new statement. if you look at the date - you can see they crossed out the year 20 and wrote 1961.

Why do you bother to explain to the slowpoke.

He can never comprehend nah.

Jusr this morning on my way to work, I passed two Conoil filling stations on College Road, Ogba. Two of them less than a kilometer apart, but on opposite sides of the street.

One was selling at 87 naira / liter, the other at 97 naira / liter.

I tire for our people o!

Why would an able bodied man like this steal an Okada. Can't he go to a construction site to get a job?

Isn't anyone reading what Keegan posted above? Are you people that silly?

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