₦airaland Forum

That one no mean say person no go chop rice bros!! Oil&Gas association go surely chop ooooo

Did your dad married your mom with 5m in his aza ?

Preshy561:
A man shouldn't think of marriage if he doesn't have atleast, 5m in his account.
Wedding expenses and luxury excluded.

I’ve lived at mosan 2017 the canal isn’t that big but negligence led to her death. She should have known other roads leading to gowon estate from mosan bus stop! Anyways rip to the beautiful young lady tho!

Bros my own bad mouth Dey learn from where you Dey. I throway salute

SageMK:
Let me address your stupìdity.

First on the menu is why embark on a journey when you don't even have transport fare? Are you that fóolish or you simply don't care about your safety??

Secondly, you tagged your girlfriend as a feminist, well what does that have to do with money? Feminism has never been a money related issue. So what the fúck do you mean?

Lastly, nobody here gives a fúck but you are too dumb to notice that. You are a liability to your girlfriend and NL.

Just turn visit to vacation no cap

Chamber2000:
I went to see my girlfriend yesterday for weekend groove and now I want to go home for tomorrow service and I asked her for TRANSPORT money but she refused to give me because it's a guy that gives women transport money and not the other way round.

I will update you guys soon

Savage level

Oluromantic:
Wow. What a good stranding ..I'm praying for such a stranding o. Sweet stranding. Her kitchen n pussy go hear am.

Are you an American lady?

Strongsoul:
Helo everyone.I been with my ex husband for 3 years.He is 33 years old.He was living in my country.He is Nigerian i am white.He was ilegaly here.I was d one to provide for food rent and all...He was always ungrateful and always talking how i should fix his documents..I promised him that i can but at end i couldnt.My family didnt suport him coz they always thought he is using me.At the end when he realised he cant move forward with me he divorced me and left me to 58 years old woman with green card and money.He told me to my face i have nothing to offer him...What should i think now and how should i feel?Who is to be blamed?

Are you in Lagos?

Ilamina:
What should I do

Are you in Lagos?

Helloflife:
I need some fun in my life. Probably go out, have fun, make some new friends and get a boyfriend.

If you know how i can achieve any of this, feel free to holla

Na wa oo! Folded stomach, pls explain better

MariaLavina:
Oboy! see fine face with folded stomach.

Chief Judge Nairaland, well done ma!

Jodha:
He knew she was a LovePeddler and he still wanted her... what's making him chicken out now?


He should man up...and face the problem square head...he should marry her o . Shuu
..is it her fault?...

Did she know he was his father?

Is it not in the past?

Mtsheww

Pls I have interest in joining DSS, can you help me ?

AdolfHitlerxXx:


Many years back.... i was a DSS officer working undercover as a popcorn seller in Lome

I kept my Sig Mauser service pistol carefully hidden in my cart.

I was on the trial of Uzor Kenechukwu, a dissident promoting secession in Nigeria all the way from Togo.

Mr Solicitor na ur wife? Chief Judge Nairlaland wetin concern you ? Ewu

wealthyhenry:
Are you OK? Don't worry someone else will offer to make her cum. No go find work dey there dey look for pesin wife you go fvck...

You’re an idiot, what has Yoruba got to do with such wicked act? It happened in Asaba for your information don’t just type rubbish with your 11,500 China phone

goodnessme1:
wickedness of yolobas.

Bruh no fear just go buy ampiclox becham and take it

You again, wait. Have you seen a pauper with fat belly ?
Beer cost pass ogogoro, let’s stay guided b4 you run enter Mack trailer abeg..

MariaLavina:
And you have failed as a Man if your Stomach is bigger than your bank account.




Shikena!

Pele omo redeem

MariaLavina:
In some many ways dearie

See who’s talking, are you different from her in anyway!!

MariaLavina:
A big Disgrace to Womanhood.

Aunty were you feeding your ex?

Amarabae:
It's paining him.
Regina was feeding him, so the feeding spoon is gone

Pele, Omo Redeem !

Amarabae:
Bravo to the girl

Useless fools that think that all girls are cheap like their sisters

How you take know say na 10% money ??

Born2Breed:
10% good oh.

Life is too short to be too serious bitch!

Biglittlelois:
Ewww, buzz off abeg.

What do you think? Let’s hangout

dollytino4real:
u

Really?? Suck your asshole. Are you from mars or Jupiter your sex drive is madder

Sallyluv:
Hi fams,
Actually I had to create a new moniker on this platform as I'm quite popular around here.
So I just me this really bad-nice guy who I'm into,we've been dating for 2 weeks now.The sex is super good,but the issue is that whenever we're in bed,he always begs me to suck his rod and balls..especially the balls and every time I'll suck it with everything I've got just to make sure he enjoys it,but when it comes to my turn he only sucks my pvssy which is good ooo,but I also want him to suck my ass,like he should stick his tongue deep in my ass just the way I suck his balls but he won't agree and its really painful cuz I luv that shii more than anything in this world.
Please help me guys...how can I convince him to do the needful...I'm feeling so depressed .I even told him I'll suck his ass if he does it for me but still he refuses...pardon my typo as I'm here for advice.Thank you

Really? I can do it all babe. Hit me up

Biglittlelois:
She sucks his balls, he has to lick something else too.

Are you a sex therapist ?

frozen70:
You don't need any drug to last long in the bed

For how long will you be taking drugs just for sex ❓

You are too young to complain because such complains will come up at older age not now that you are still vibrant

Learn how to delay ejaculations that's why you are the one in control

Lastly,
Wotk on yourself
Your life style
Your feeding habits
Your anger management
Your stress levels
Your state of mind
Stop taking anything minerals

Can you do such ?

MiaB:
He had his chance








He lost it

What’s your number honey? Let’s be friends

jackals:
Lols...Should I really?

You’re welcome, I’d like to be friends with you.

frozen70:
Thanks dear

A female with good sense of reasoning.

frozen70:
You want to over work yourself over a pussy

Your woman likes sex and you think you have gotten something to cherish ❓

At your age now, follow natural way of satisfying a woman with out looking for enhancer

Your heart beat and heart rate determins your strength, anything more than that, be ready to find your self in an emergency unit of the hospital

If she likes sex and you can't go rounds to satisfy her, leave her to find her match

Fine girl

mirexxx:
buy her a puppy

Bad girl

XhosaNostra:
Lol, not exactly like that. Let's just say you come across incomplete (broke), like someone with a handicap
Honestly, a broke or stingy guy is very off-putting.

I remember standing behind one handsome guy on a queue, at a cafe. This guy was busy making a whole lot of fuss over his order. Didn't want gravy added on his meal because it'd up the price, even though all he had was a very small portion of stiff porridge the size of an apple & a chicken foot Watching him nickel & dime was the most unattractive thing I've ever seen.