₦airaland Forum

DropShot:
Why has Trump exempted Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Bahrain and Oman from his list of countries he's banning?

Only the wise can understand this.

Bros those countries are the pillars of Islam. They hold so much power in Islam. You would never hear a terrorist attack in those countries.

Why do you think boko haram never visited sokoto.


Sokoto is a pillar of Islam in Nigeria

So I hurriedly click on his profile to see whether the op would make heaven.


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Filashade:
Loool who is the bird that I should say Hi to?

Even I don't know

But I believe birds fly in the sky. So look up

Filashade:
ahahah loool. I havr ran away from him. I have given him motivational words to help him and told he needs to grow up but its over and I wish him luck at whatever he does.

Ahhh me marry him, no way!!!! That is not the kind of man I want and also marriage seems miserable these days so I am unusure about that area although I want to marry my soul mate one day but for now, I want to enjoy being single and enjoying my own company and life in general coz I have never done that and I need to build my self esteem. I hv been taking care of everyone but not myself. I want to breathe and live.

Hey there is a bird in the sky. It's been flying around in the sky for a while now. No one is looking at it.

Be a good girl and stop reading (stop looking down) and say hello to the bird.


The bird doesn't bite and it doesn't hurt to be nice to the bird

I don't know y my mind is telling me to build this.

It would be my service to humanity

gen2briz:
I have a dream that one day, you'll be able to order oloso/runs girls on Jumia and Konga.

Since oloshos are spamming numbers

Yahoo boys

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Filashade:
LOOOOOOOL!!! Now this is the same reason why I dont have sex with men because that is all you think about when you date a girl.
Also what is the point in having sex when he has nothing to offer me apart from sex and being nice to me? A relationship is more than just sex. Plus I dont want to have sex with a man who only wants my money and also if he is broke and I get pregnant I am gonna be the one suffering and regretting and I would have to take care of the baby all byself just coz my man is still a baby himself.

So please I have already broken up with him and blocked his number. I dont have time to waste. If your gonna base a relationship on just sex, you are not the kind of man I want. So go and find someone who want as ur intimacy gadget.

Have a good day sir.

Babe you were too fast.


You blocked the dude already


Too fast.


Ppo complain about me. They say I don't call. they know I care but cos I don't call as often as I should. They think am less caring. My mum, siblings, friends all say this.

They also complain that I'm not serious. I'm lazy etc

But the truth is that I am quite secretive. Like I already told you I'm an ambitious person. In fact, there are so many tech projects am working on right now but no one knows except my co-founder and team.


My mum when she comes over always complain that am always with my computer. She thinks am chatting.

Because am always on my laptop. I have very few friends and they complain that u don't call. I don't go out. They would probably think I'm nor ambitious.

But then am cooking something that would shock them all.


Ya guy might be like that. He probably is secretive too like me and he is unto something.

Blocking him outright cos of what u read here isn't the way to go.

Give him time and say no when he asks for money henceforth. If he doesn't go, he is a good guy. If not, block him


My 3cent

nunamyeong:
because Nigeria fail you no mean, make you dey use dat means to reap people from deir sweat... there is always a way where dere is no way..find a legal way.. abeg

And also

I nor Sabi bomb mails if not I 4 don get like $1m


That guy i do PayPal clone for

He don buy 2017 venza


I did the clone in November.


These boys nor wan teach me how to bomb and get so many emails.

If you b yahoo boy and you have 100k mails

Contact me lets think of something together.

This year I must buy g wagon

LEAFLET:
Nawa oo for the public and hate infested forum?? Drop your e-mail I go write you, Make we work something out!!

See my email for my signature

LEAFLET:
Na only programming you dey do?? You fit clone ulo aku??

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Bro abeg speak English

JeffreyJamez:
Old enough to know that relationship is not all about Sex.

Alright when you done masturbating try to get a gf.

Masturbation isn't good for ya health

Cheers

nunamyeong:
because Nigeria fail you no mean, make you dey use dat means to reap people from deir sweat... there is always a way where dere is no way..find a legal way.. abeg

Bros I b think say after u preach finish u go gimme job so I go stop this thing I dey do.


Just 4 for ya info I make more than 100k for any job I do. It takes me just 30 minutes to complete it.

Someone from here has asked me to build a similar Mmm script for him and he is paying 245k minus hosting. He gave me 172k as 70 per cent mobilization for the job.

And I was selling software for 40k yet nobody gree buy.


As far as I am not doing the yahoo myself I don't see anything wrong.

People sell guns


What buyers use the gun for is not their biz


I still submit cv. I will stop when I get a decent job.

To shock you. I graduated from the University of Benin and am a licensed doctor. I also have a certification from Harvard in computer science.

But no job. I nor fit dey wait. I'm becoming a man. Npower na rubbish.

The other I went for an interview at University of Abuja Teaching Hospital. right in the hall, they were calling names out. Because I don't know anybody I was not shortlisted to resume.

Do you know what it means to bear the title doctor and be broke


Many people look up to me

I can't be a doctor and be looking poor. I gat step up my game



So long I have not gotten a job yet. Yahoo boys will be my customers.



To all Yahoo boys.


If you can spam mails

I can build a clone site for you.

I have built PayPal clone, StanbicIbtc bank clone, Amazon clone, Facebook etc

I'm working on gtbank clone now for a client

Whatever site you want to clone. Just send me the link and the job is done.


Those of you still sending


Your atm has blocked contact 080xxxxxx to unblock

This format is poor

There's a better way


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JeffreyJamez:
I don't have one.... and don't intend to have any till further notice.

Huh


How old are you

pcguru1:
There's this stuff called Prepclass where you can create course material and people can pay to subscribe for it. You can look it up. If I have more information I will share. I think your husband is just getting cranky about work and the economy.

Bros enlighten me about prepclss


I have been having the idea

Didn't know there was a name for it

JeffreyJamez:
You see why a lot of you are in messed up relationships?...When all y'all think about is Sex.....Rubbish.

Bros I hope you not fvcking ya gf o. Cos this hypocrisy go make u go hell

If the boy were on nairaland. He would Break up with you first after reading all these.


I have a feeling if you even break up with him, he wouldn't care. He would just move on.

Dude is not gonna come begging, who dates a girl without sexing her.

Where that one dey happen


He is still bearing the title ya bf cos of the money you give him.

Cos a guy I don't Sex is ya friend not ya bf.


How does one know ya bf from ya friends

I think it's Sex that makes the difference

truthsayer007:
hahahah, my man no wan enter friend zone.

These girls don't knw what they want I swear !

Bros that place nor dey fit me. I don try am tire but no way.



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Filashade:
U dry vex? No be u naija men that say "these hoes ain't loyal" in Chris brown's voice.

Vex ke

Life is full of choices. You made yours

Nothing to vex for

Filashade

Check your mail

Filashade:
Loool. I can cook yes but not Nigerian food just the usual. Lool I am prepared to work on my relationship and I don't double date. I would give it a thought if things don't go well with my bf plus I would rather we be friends than start dating straight away. I hv learn about this in the past. U dnt want to be a rebound do u?

OK suit yourself.

Filashade:
Lool ur not serious

If you looking for an ambitious person. Maybe we should give each other a chance. I love skinny girls and can you cook? If yes, send me a pm.

Chances are you gonna tell ya friends the weird story of meeting ya Mr right after this post.

I'm outta school and self employed.

nunamyeong:
soon dem go gbab you...
always disgracing Nigerian's image everywhere

Wetin I dey do. Am just a programmer.

Every body get e target market. My target market na yahoo boys. Na dem nor dey disappoint.


Government failed me

I go make software. Begin carry from one office to another. Nobody go buy.


Since I dey target Yahoo boys

I have been thanking God for life.


Abeg g guys check my signature joor

VajanahDischaj:
Yahoo boi

Where he dey. Make I beat am

Weezyclan:
Are you a hacker, do you do Facebook phishing, let me know if you still have fresh facebook account login with a minimum of 500
friends and how recent the account is. pls i really need it for something important! you can send the logins to my mail @ ajahtitus98@gmail.com thank you

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Na ad u wan create

Phishing is not having an alternate Facebook account. Phishing is building another Facebook clone and users think it is the real thing.


If you want a clone of any site. See my signature

Double post




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And cocaine addicts are what

Matured?

Will you keep quiet

Black kettle like you





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