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Prayer prayer all the way. . . . in Jesus' name. . . .

After all d paraga last night how u no go see vision?
Nigeria 3 Mali 0. True prohet has spoken.

See as ddem look like Oshodi area boys.
Na dse same igiripas go play awa ajeburra boys so?

See as ddem look like Oshodi area boys.
Na dse same igiripas go play awa ajeburra boys so?

Ruse.

holythug:
. . .mine was d break of d molue failed & we almost found our way into d lagoon
tnks to d driver. . abeg make them use d body do tins for milk

LMBAO
The day's too young o! Pls don't crack my ribs just yet.

iceblue:
NAFDAC will get on their case!

Yes o my sista, Dora go get stroke one time!

You wz a commercial romantic/sexual break.
She's back to da main event, da Real McCoy.
Move on dude.

@Nauttyprof
What exactly are u professing?
Abyssmal slackness?

@poster
Like yemivictor rightly said, u know what u should have done else there'd've been no point starting this thread.
I don follow babe reach Ojoo when I should have dropped at Aare jxn in New Bodija before. Can't even quantify the distance for u non Ib folks. There was even a case where I highlighted from a cab and immediately saw a drop dead gorgeous chick entering another cab which was going in the opposite direction. Reflexly I jump inside the cab o! The driver then asked for my destination, I said "My guy leave story, just drive. . ."
 Anyhow, anyhow, phone number must drop.

fashi
go on soun
jeun soke
dem go take
eeyah!
na today?
gbabeski. . . . . . .
. . . . . . the list is endless

@+osisi
I really must thank you for bringing to light a very, very important issue. This is prolly one of the most interesting and thought-provoking threads I've come across in a while. I also want to commend the quality of contributions hitherto. I must say I'm seeing the best of Nairaland once again. Keep it up people.
Folks like iyes have said it all. We're embroiled in a crass conflict of religion and tradition, a direct consequence of the imposition of alien cultures on ours.
Like an earlier poster hinted at, and it bears repetition: Our culture is rich. Too rich. I speak as a bonafide Yorubaman.
Everything depicted in our traditional wedding is of immense substantial import. The way we honor our parents, the way the bride honors the groom, the way the groom's family honors the the bride's and vice-versa, the way we display our willingness to cross the seven seas, do everything doable just to pluck that exotic flower in the bride's family's lush garden. . . . People, it's beautiful! and guess what? God gave us!He recognises and consents to it 100%.
Personally, I would embark on a "white wedding" just to please my fiancee knowing fully well that our ladies have been totally reprogrammed to believe in the white wedding (gown) trend.
White wedding ko, indigo wedding ni.
Very soon your wedding won't be valid unless Ovation magazine covers it, at least so they say in their ad.
  Madness.

Set her up.
She comes to your office, take her home from work. Make sure your real babe is waiting for you there.
Show all the love expected of a man to his adorable fiancee to her and right in the presence of this intruder, start some serious making out with your new babe as if this ex- doesn't bloody exist.
She'll get the message. No normal woman can withstand that.

OMO IBO:
a few years bACK at university. i met this girl from zimbabwe with this heavy duty ass. we've been doing frolicking for a while but this particular day my thingy refused to stand up. girl was boiling. she even had the condoms ready for me to pounce but long john refuse to wake up. o boy, that day i shame. after a while it occurred to me i took some antibiotics earlier which may have been the cause.

LMFAO
U for just tell her say u never chop since morning.
Dse guys won't kill me on Nairaland.
More pleeez!!

"Babe, I thot yours was the biggest booty in Ib. One Tola girl just proved me wrong".


_{. . . . D resulting slap aka whoozing no go get part2.}

@poster
Trust me, neither is as embarassing to them as your threads.

yimiton:
as for the one who has nothing, even what he has will be taken away'.

I sure hope he still has his hands and his d** . LMFAO

Yes. Her name's Sylvia and she was just tooo fiiine.
Actually did it bcs of soo many other guys around there who were ogling her.
It was simply to make a point. She understood. D guys recognised.

. . . . May God deliver us from our vanities.

@poster

Ol' boy! D only thing wrong with this relationship is YOU. Everything has been spelt out clearly.
YOU're d one refusing to wake up n' smell the coffee.

tkb417:
Obasanjo represented the wowo kingdom and he got away with it. But check out the cool dudes also.

tkb, u wan follow me argue?
for every fine guy u mention wey hammer for naija, I'll give u 5 ogbonge wowoists.

@yimiton
A guy gets particularly sensitive when a babe talks down on his looks (esp here dt we're sure ds' his real pix).
Leave us guys to wounjure d guy.

yimiton:
That sure is physically very ugly.
The head is long and not beautiful at all. I hope you have a lot more than physical features to offer the world.
If you have a beautiful mind and character, good for you, otherwise, boy, you sure are a waste on this beautiful earth of us.

Now that was harsh.

@poster
Ol' boy, nottin do you. You cld've been a lil more creative in seeking our appraisal sha.
Hope say u hammer as per cash. Poverty na d only problem for naija.
Na d wowoest beings dey control d biggest cash & of a natural consequence d finest babes for naija.
Gbabeski!!

joshjosh:
would the last person to leave Nigeria please remember to switch off the light.

What light? NEPA? U dey ds country so?

My guy life no hard reach all that levels.
Just dey catch your fun dey go.
One love.

You think say im never know?
He just dey wait make u misbehave give am good reason/excuse to reban you. lol

The most annoying thing men do is to always complain about women. . . . .
Yet can't think straight immediately they see a size 36DD.
Osereka, I no mention your name o! LMAO

@Topic
maybe both

@monisoola
To answer ur question straight up, no, your expectations are definitely not grandiose.
To address the situation u have however detailed above, I will say you are dealing with 2 major and 1 minor contraindication to your relationship.
The major contraindications being:
     -Your parents' lack of consent and
     -Differing religious orientation.

The minor in this case being:
       -Your man's seeming non-chalant attitude. Every guy passes thru a nonchalant-like phase at some point (though I get this feeling this might be more major than it actually appears)

Something tells me your man has already done a better/more objective analysis of the situation than you have and doesn't exactly see a future. Sorry, but that's how I see it. I may be wrong. This will explain why he's not exactly keen on investing in the relationship the way you are.

Way forward:
Dearie start thinking with your head rather than your heart. Anything above 2 contraindications to a relationship is a red alert. Ignore it to ur own peril.
Sit him down and table everything before him matter-of-factly.
Take note of everything he says and use your womanly instincts to read btw the lines.
Then act wisely.
Cheers.

Adebam:
Give me some money-_{asking my guy}

Eeeyah. . . .
One good chick in da house y'all.