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jkpretty:
Em erm em Network's accessible to joey82 only. All applicants may resign.

Supplementary list dey now.

Anyway just tell Joey82 to watch his back. . .24/7

Yes O! The very first in a family of 5kids. . . all boys.

NOIBMUUL:
[size=38pt]is there anything hard in saying, "I WANT YOU TO KNACK ME"?[/size]

go ask gamine, she knows what time it is,

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Damn!! Ngbo Gamine, wetin time talk? LMFAO 

tkb417:
the network operators are dilligent chaps. The lines are back up

Yes O!
The network operators are however giving sole consideration to da smooth operator- Bolarge himself.

@jkpretty
D main loverboy coming right up.

Met the first nairalander yesterday on a date. . .
None other than the delectable jkpretty.
She's much prettier than the name could possibly connote, and jeez! she is what I'd succinctly descibe as an ideal conversationist.
  God knows 4 me,nairaland just got interesting!!!

@poster
U really do not need any piece of advice on this matter. Thank your stars he's still saner than several others who'd
ensure u do not leave that house the same way you came. Right now, do what is most convenient: give him all the
radius you'd give the devil himself.

I await the day you women will actually do the right thing when it comes to sexual assault and RAISE HELL!!
Know that this thing is rampant because you folks choose to keep mute 'bout it. Your keeping mute only further encourages the perpetrators and endangers other women like yourselves. Stop being decieved and cowed by a seemingly insensitive society. Women are actually finding their way to top positions where they can influence things in your favor if we menfolk seem passive. I repeat please start making life intolerable for them. It's happening in South Africa, it can happen here. Let's not allow it to degenerate to the point where 1 woman is raped every minute as was their case before you act.

@poster
I presume your ass never got ram-rodded by some 31yr old homo when u were just 15yrs old.
You wanna know why? Cos it's illegal, and I guess u're the better for it today.
In the same vein, leave that small girl alone.

jkpretty:
@ Bolarge
You, where do u always run to? hope you're back to stay?
Not only will i not let u go, i'm strapping u on my back, Lol

LMAO  I'm here with the iro for the strapping oh! Won't miss this for the world.
I get vibes you actually here within my kingdom in Ib. You come put Lagos for profile.
Abeg let's gist on YIM if it's ok with you.

Professionally: I'm sorry we lost him/her.
           Socially: I'm sorry (when I'm right )
     Emotionally: I love you. ( D tin hard one kind. Guess I'll never make a good liar. )

@rosquare
Beautiful post.

@jkpretty
I can't let u go oh! Lailai.
Sup girl. . . been a while. Caught u today.

Busta:
Don't do it

I'll go with Busta. Don't do it!!!

_{Busta, abi u don't want me to come with u?}

We firstborns need serious deliverance from this social mentality.

I can see the thread was started sometime in 2005.
I'm pretty sure the poster won't ask this same question now!!

babymine:
They've started already.

You can say that again.

Where's it in our constitution that I shdn't stare?

   Sue me.

In her dad's presence. Especially if you some broke ass.

Still praying some day'll be ma lucky day.

StanLord:
for me my advice is that if there faith carrys it (to get married) believing God that it will work out for there good.Then i suggest they shld go ahead and marry

Pleeeeease don't even go there. This has nothing to do with faith and everything to do with common sense.
If they want to test their faith, let them use it to change at least one of their genotypes to AA.
Then and only then can they contemplate marriage.
I can understand if they're the only ones going to suffer the consequences of any stupid
decision, but bringing a child into a life of misery and agonizing pain just doesn't sit well with me.

Rolayo, my miracle is on d way.
D new Speaker na my uncle.
I go soon chalo my Bentley.
  You go hear ween.

     _{Nonsense girl}

Define the bad in the "bad wife" 'cs I seem to be luving it.

_{I hope it's bad as in baaaad as in baaaaaaaaad girl. Get ma drift?}

E be like say ddem don frustrate my guy.

@Topic
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN. . . . . He's in deeeep shit. And for the first time, shit feels good.

_{. . . Been there; done that.}

@poster
Ol' boy na so we see am o! Get used to it.
They learnt from us and they're about surpassing us at d tin.

denex:
And when a chick has huge titties and monster cheeks on the behind, I don't even think it's necessary to find out her age. I just put her between 22 and 28 which is over legal.

You obviously didn't attend ISI.

tkb417:
it depends, if its a car i bought for her, ill gladly take it back so she will know, we parting is at a cost.
She will need to readjust her life, jump kabukabu like never before

Bwahahahahahaha!!!! OMG! This is why I love nairaland. Peeps just can't but crack me up.

So you owe me one.

Brotherhood creed.

Peace.

nana:
Chai!

You dey fear?

@iykedee
Bros leave story now.
D baby for don be at least 1yr 5mths by now.

See we don already disprove the nonsense hypothesis sharp sharp.

Can we see the contract papers?
Only then can we determine if the terms have been violated.

^*whispers* BTW, one chick for there gats serious hots for you o!
Click on ds and do your thang.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-90286.32.html

@$hadex
My guy, u spilled it just the way it is. Kudos men.