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@Topic
No one can speak better on behalf of we cute guys than my humble self.
The answer is no.

kkycee:
SO WHAT WILL You DO IF UR THIS BOY?

Lace her with "Magun".

Isn't this one of the reasons Smith & Wesson's still in business?
Do the right thing girls.

_{. . . then plead temporary insanity.}

Yes na. Why not?

As long as Tade Ogidan is the Director and Usofia is d one with d gun.

_{. . . I know say he go everly miss even with blanks.}

There're really no rights and wrongs in relationships as it were. Everything depends on the
couple involved. If a guy is interested in knowing about your past relationships, it's actually
both a blessing and possibly a curse. If he's in for the "wham, bam, thank u maam" thang he
really cldn't be bothered 'bout how many dudes've been there afterall you're only another statistic.
I'm however yet to meet a respectable guy who's ready to commit to a woman that won't make
inquiries, both directly ie asking the woman involved and indirectly (informers hehe ).

My advice to couples however is whatever the case, come out straight. Come out clean.
Tell him/her as it is. True some peeps have a past that stinks but I'll say this with all boldness there
is only one judge and that is God. The interrogator reserves the right to take a walk if he/she so
desires. Lying can only demean you the more 'cs somehow the truth always has a way of rearing it's
head later. Be true to yourself, and to the one you're looking to make a part of yourself.
 Real men/women judge based on the person before them right now, not some monster that may have
existed sometime in the dark recesses of history.

It definitely is an issue that hasn't escaped my notice but like most things on this forum I don't
take 'em seriously. I choose to view even the lies sometimes as issues real people may be facing and
thus address them knowing someone someplace may benefit directly or indirectly.
To really have fun on this forum you cannot afford to take anything to heart. Trust me on this one.

BTW, we can actually start by  shouting "Story story!!" anytime we see an annoying cock n' bullshit story.

@Factorchic
Ol' boy see whoooozing!!!!

How suppose me to marries persons who spokes bad engliss?
Such persons embarasses me in every public every time. No way at all at all.

2dye4:
the last time i checked, a man was the hunter and not a woman!

When was this?
OK lemme guess. . . . 1986. Bwahahahaha

Eddie4real:
@ snugle,
honey where r u from. is that your pix am seeing, men what a hot pix u've got 'ere.

How many naija chicks fit put up their bikini pix in a public forum?
6th sense mate.

Dredie:
I was actual attractd to d yonger 1(tomisin) which we were jst friends n d elder 1(dami) knows of that, because i do talk 2 tomi 2ru her phone.but rite nw dami trys get my interest.because each time we  r in church she cud never kip hr eyes of me what confirmd her intentions was whn she came 2 my cribs 2 colect cash mend 4 our youth denotion in church(she is our youth president)she actualy didnt colect instead told me to bring it to her cribs.ok this past sunday waz our youth day.after d normal youth/church program,i cudnt wait 4 d menu menu stuf,so i left but dami actualy sent my mine(menu menu) 2ru my younger bro to the house.whn i came bak i saw it n sent her an apreciatn text 4 d delivery.please guys what is she up to n tel me what 2 do

The tone of this post tells me we're dealing with minors here. Prolly 15-17 yr olds.

Love defies any definite definition.

It makes you happy; it makes you sad.
Makes you wannna live; makes you wannna end it.
Makes you laugh so much you start crying; makes you cry so much you start laughing.
Love is crazy; Love is sane.

Geddit?
I'm sure you don't.
No one ever did.

I need to have the Russians' take on this whole issue.
These people fit craze person.

Honestly my only surprise is that you're still asking.

jkpretty:
You mean like em-- Udeme _{who loves to be up in the sky}

You obviously don't know iice.
She means flying as in dragging on the mary janes.

Peeps I've been around long enough to know that correct slap is the only language some guys
understand. On the other hand, u must be a real loser to slap a girl no matter the provocation.
Words hurt a woman more than any slap could ever achieve.

I remember clearly a particular case where a girl slapped a guy, the guy made to sound her
but suddenly stopped in his tracks, took a disdainful look at her and said "you're not even worth it"
Now that hurts far more than a hundred slaps.
Guys, let's get a lil more creative.

What else is new?
T'all started when she stole ma heart anywayz.

An elusive dream I must say.

Too much akpu/fufu na.
But if na guy wan trip them, na chicken & chips dem go order. See dia mouth.

This is a classic example of cases where Adedibu's thugs come handy.
Contact me for phone numbers.

Lest I forget, what's his name and home address? 
  His life will never remain the same again.


_{. . . if it remains at all.}

As long as the guy in question ain't me, hey! why not? Keep slapping 'em ladies.

I'll do everything possible to win their hearts, everything. . .

. . . . . but if all my pleas fall on deaf ears, I'll send this to both their e-mail addys. .

She can't possibly be a virgin!!! Mba! Lailai!
Don't u know the dye is injected thru the and then appears in the skin? ROFLMFAO

God go deliver me from ds forum called Nairaland.

Why don't you set the ball rolling.

Rather, I wan guard against overheating.

Before they blame Osama for the holocaust.

Naah. For my coughs iice's da only remedy.

Bwahahahahaha!! Now have I missed u or what?

I know u won't let dt happen.
Wld u?

iice:
Abeg i loff my cold state

Same here.
How else wld I keep from undergoing nuclear fission?