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na by force to return call? if jigga my nigga no wan talk to that guy wey dey act mafia 1 minute and sisi in the next na crime? The guy dey vex because him no fit say yea i was on the phone to the best poet alive so im decide to show public say him and jay dey close.

and who called him a puppet on here? the guy sold drugs for 13 yrs from the age of 13 and didnt stop until he released his first album at 27 and yes i bought his singles then in nigeria and na the puppet masters naim arrange that virgin beauty wey im marry abi?

rob can go eat a dick i will listen to jay's songs for a long time but i think i will stop watching rob's movies

imagine sisi complaining say guy no call am lol in ijaw

so u can self-service while watching it?

hornipipe: Still my favourite.
Hope she drops a sexx tape soon

what is the age difference between us

Wiz-Prince:
Hi Peeps, Lets Test Our English Knowledge.

I Know Some of You Thinks English Is Simple But i Bet You'll Find It Difficult in This Aspect!

...Please Translate

"HOW MANY YEARS YOU TAKE SENIOR ME"

To Simple and Correct English... Let The Fun Begin.

less cars more commercial vehicles, im not saying commercial vehicles will bring a permanent solution to it but it will help and cabs in residential areas and more footpaths but there will never be a permanent solution im not being negative but real because without people no congestion and the population is growing everyday.

fashola knows the solution to the congestion and the new traffic law is part of it.

nigerians should walk more why drive if you are only going 2 miles away its not like its cold.

waterways and ferry, i remember i everytime i need to go to apapa from cms i always use the ferry and its so quick and economical

and obey traffic laws

another invest opportunity look beyond the picture

igbsam: Well, since fashola are chasing after bikes, am sure this one aint included cos its no longer a bike. What do we call this ?
Am sure in this guys mind, he's saying "Fashola u no fit catch me for dis one never"

emusmith: “no signal“....................Equation1

“went to defaecate“...Equation2

“break failed“...............Equation3

“4 injured“ ...................Equation 4

This must be a QUADRATIC EQUATION, Nigerians are good at solving this...

THE ANSWER IS FRAUD. THESE TRAINS HAVE WARANTEES AND INSURED, I HOPE, SO THE BREAK CANT FAIL UNDER A YEAR BAD AS E BAD, AND ONLY 4 INJURED COULD MEAN THE COLLISION WAS CALCULATED AND THERE HAVE TO BE AN EXCUSE FOR COLLISION SO THATS WHERE THE SIGNAL COMES IN AND IF THE MAN WENT TO TOILET THEN THATS THE EXCUSE FOR NO SIGNAL.

na manual signal dem dey use for uk my broda, like we all know the problem na nigerians not nigeria na nigerian leave a vital position go use toilet without making sure say im replacement or relief don dey positioned,even if na my mama pikin na auto sack but nigerian oga go pity the man say na call of nature then the man is back to work, and come to think of it thats 2 trains down and how are we sure say no be arangee because na only 4 injured. train collision at high speed worse pass to plant bomb for the train abi na snail paced train? the train drivers fit be part of am, dont get me wrong no be BH it could be some sort of fraud

HNosegbe: Na wa o, in the year 2012 we still use manual signalling?

the tatoo culture don always dey 9ja even my nan get tatoo for her belle and fela dancers been get removable tatoos u no dey see how dem dey paint their faces.

Brand_new: See the Tattoo culture being brought into Afrobeat.
Sounds and looks cool though.

I WONDER WHEN NIGERIANS WILL PRACTISE CHRISTIANITY THE RIGHT WAY...,KIDS SHOULDNT PAY TITHES BECAUSE THEY DONT EARN INCOME. LAST TIME I CHECKED ITS 10% OF YOUR INCOME I UNDERSTAND IF PARENTS GIVE KIDS MONEY TO PAY OFFERINGS BUT THAT OFFERING IS NOTHING IT ONLY BECOMES SOMETHING BECAUSE IT ADDS UP. KIDS AINT MEANT TO PAY TITHES EVEN CELEB KIDS BECAUSE THEY CANT LEGALLY CONTROL THEIR MONEY

SO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OK IF IT WAS ''ALL THE MEN IN LAGOS'' MAYBE YOU WANT TO RESEARCH INTO CHRISTIANITY VERY WELL AND FIND OUT THAT JESUS TAUGHT A WOMAN MORE THAN ALL HIS DISCIPLES. THIS DOWNGRADING OF WOMEN MUST STOP, MAN WANTS TO CONTROL WOMEN ALL THE TIME AND THAT NA IM CAUSE THE FALL FROM GLORY BECAUSE THE WOMAN WEY GOD CREATE BEFORE EVE NO GREE SEE ADAM AS SUPERIOR SO SHE LEAVE THE GARDEN. I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA NO BE GOOD GIRLS DEM DO CHURCH FOR NA FOR THE U KNOW THE REST

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SOME PEOPLE CALL IT RUBBISH INVENTION..,HOW BIO CAN ANYTHING BE? AND YOUS LOT SIT BACK AND DISS NAIJA EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SEE THE GOOD THINGS THAT COMES OUT OF IT. THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY ONE ROUND OF PISS IS CLOSE TO 1LTR AND THAT IS 6 HRS ELECTRICITY MEANING AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THAT GENERATOR YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR ELECTRICITY. BRING THAT TO ENGLAND AND SEE IF IT WONT SELL AS IN NO ELECTRIC BILL ONLY SERVICE GENERATOR AND I TRUST ENGLISH MAN GO DIY THE THING WHEN TIME REACH TO SERVICE. UNA DEY THERE DEY CRITICISE INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR WAYS TO ENCOURAGE OR BETTER STILL INVEST ON THE GIRLS. EVERYTIME I VE BEEN IN NIGERIA I JUST SEE MONEY EVERYWHERE I MEAN THINGS THAT CAN EASILY TURN TO MONEY NOT NECESSARY BIG MONEY BUT CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT THAT CAN KEEP ANYONE GOING.IMAGINE IF THESE GIRLS WHERE CHINESE NA NIGERIAN MAN GO IMPORT THE GENS FROM CHINA. A PROPHET IS REALLY NOT RECOGNISED IN HIS OWN TOWN. OH NA GOVERNMENT SUPPOSE SPONSOR THEM

and soooo se make i dey dance owiegiri?

joanana: Samsung has reached yet another sales milestone with its Galaxy S III flagship. The Korean giant just announced that it has sold 30 million units of the smartphone worldwide. The number includes the I9300 as well as carrier specific versions offered in specific markets such as the United States, Japan, and Korea and is spot on with earlier expectations.

The above number has been achieved in an impressively quick fashion – the first Samsung Galaxy S III units hit the shelves roughly five months ago. With the upcoming holiday shopping season right around the corner, coupled with the healthy drop of the handset’s price in some major markets, it is all but guaranteed that the number will increase even further, thus cementing the position of the device as the go-to top shelf Android smartphone these days.

SOURCE: http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_has_sold_30_million_galaxy_s_iii_devices_worldwide-news-5040.php

na lie..., maybe the guy na yahoo guy and anytime wey him try for pikin na to hammer through the laptop dey im head so im no dey concentrate well to hit the spot wey dey make pikin. wuh bout laptop can make u infertile jokes i laff in ijaw

maskid: u sabi say u neva still say anything?. wich comment u make now? u dey there dey dance etighi.

its the heart of the city still. Aint no luv in the heart of the city

Foxybone: You are both ong please.... The Aluu4 song is "No love in the city"....

Thanks for taking the correction....

its 80k for contract job which can be 3 months more or less after contract no more work or 40k always work

tendercharles: Let me break it down. He says if 80 x 12 = X, then X = 40 x 24

u really avent said anytin

to lustfully look at a woman is a sin.

to breastfeed a baby in church is not wrong

but to look at a breastfeeding woman is wrong so for not minding your business or being distracted by a breastfeeding woman is a sin

hope you pray for your own forgiveness because na you be the sinner

lol blind from smoking cannabis? lol naija anything for the hustle se na the 30k make u talk am or u serious.

50calibre: You sited the US as an example so I felt it would also be right for you to know the full facts about the subject vis-a-vis marijuana in the US.

Well you said I should give you one example of the deadliness of cannabis right? Ok

- Years ago when I was seating for my WAEC exams, I saw first hand the power of cannabis. The day we were supposed to sit for physics paper, we had already been
seated in the exam halls when a candidate who was supposed to seat for that paper showed up.

The guy was being carried by two guys, he wasn't speaking, he didn't know where he was and he was also blind. A teacher asked what had happened to him and they said he smoked just one wrap of marijuana and fell blind. The guy was fed soaked garri and placed to sleep, he missed that paper although he regained his full sight 2 days later.

I know people who smoke it can never accept or admit it's dangers, just the way alchoholics never listen to their doctors until it becomes fatal so I respect that.

Besides cannabis is a good plant, I once used it for my hair but I don't believe it should be smoked except on a doctors prescription.

how does an agbero's pikin behave before he starts smoking marijuana? like an agbero i guess

50calibre: You go fear na! So if marijuana is legalized and everyone starts smoking it, what about the madness and violence it will fuel? Just look at agberos

ahh izon, my bayelsians dont worry we are coming and all these will stop, i know some people will say we ve heard this before but lets wait and see because that man from bayelsa wey stubborn pass me im yet to come across, only more money to fight those twats remain. Imagine a man cant live up to his name, i mean the (GM) Tamarakuro Oweifie meaning GODSTRONG MANTALK which can be translated to 'with the might of God man speaks'.what a name for a weak man oweifie my bayelsian black buttocks. Na so that state make my mama spend her £300k on some stupid reform within the state then started longing her until i asked her to come back to the uk and stop wasting her time with people that cant understand her simple english. my people suffer out of ignorance but with a little wisdom they will smile because an average ijaw man or woman is rebellious.

im sure alot of people saying its not possible werent born or bred in lagos, i live in london and believe it or not the lagos i knew is no different to london, now when i hear numbers like 10-15 million people as against the 300k when i was in lagos is shocking, if lagos is defaced its the towns people that defaced it with their lifestyles and hustling ways. Fashola should make lagos unlivable for those that cant keep to the laws and maintain simple hygiene and anyone caught breaking the law should not just be jailed but do community service like sweep roads and fill pot holes etc and see if lagos will not go back to normal.There is more to come even to child abuse and the rest,it pains me to see minors hawking it burns my heart. Nigerians for a better nigeria support Fashola not his party

some nigerians cant imagine how someone born in the united states will say something like oponu iranu thats why he is asking if its ajegunle u no go blame am.

geeez: Okay! When did Ajegunle become a state? Brain cells drying up

mayor of london rides a bike to work and some mps its not a biggie. i used to walk from surulere to apapa as a little boy. bicycle lanes will be of benefit even to the so called poor man because no need to give pikin dem transport money since most people school locally. even me when i go to nigeria i will have a bicycle ready since i trust it more than those lagos drivers wey no go driving school and its safer and will save the planet. And will create employment e.t.c

naptu2: At last! This is what Ojo Madueke should have done. Kudos to LASG.

Let me quickly address some of the criticisms that were directed at Ojo Madueke.

1) Some people said "How do you expect me to ride a bicycle from my house in Oshodi to my office in Victoria Island?".

Ans: That's not what this initiative is for. You are expected to use the BRT or LRT for such journeys. However, you are expected to cycle when you want to go to the supermarket, barbershop, chemist, tv viewing centre, video club, cybercafe, bank, etc in your neighbourhood.

Oh, and the fact that you cycle does not mean that you are going back to the stone age. Rather, you are helping to save the planet, exercising, reducing traffic jams and living a healthier life.


Ojo Madueke (who was minister for transportation) cycling to a Federal Executive Council meeting.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/775157_Ojo20Maduekwe20bicycle_jpg405cf70723099f0d4a6d05dd118e1ee9

nothing shines in benin bros..,na red everything dey turn to

ayee001: It's nice but why is the tiles of the toilet not shining?

fundamental human right nko like freedom of movement?

dumb ass like you.

CuntDestroyer: I have never read such rubish since I stumbled upon Marie-Antonietes Finger-Butt Series.

Abiola's Kids with all the assets he had and all the opportunity they were given and also his heritage must be at least an elevator ride to the top for her.

She is ;

1. On a TV game show ( Not on some high level board meeting)

2. If she was so smart, how come she can't attract the necessary investor portfolios or get a bank loan at least?

3. Where is the money? Gone. Kola Abiola is a common landlord in Lagos, renting everything from his Father's Hanger at the Domestic wing to office spaces his father's empire once operated from. I recall one of Abiola's senior sons being arraigned for fraud. When Kudirat Abiola was fighting for her Husband's release, Kola was busy jetting to Minna to beg Aisha (IBB's daughter) for marriage.

4. The truth be told she has no clue on how to raise the required funds. Anyone could have handed her a portfolio brief and rehersed the pitch with her before going on air.

Stop supporting trash!

na wa o, nigerians speak in english but not all nigerians that can read and write can understand english english,did you not hear, she has a fair amount of money but is only after their expertise and experience in that field and yea mko had money and even if mko was still alive with all the money she will probably still go to the dragon's den. Right move in the right direction

advocate666: We are not talking of anybody's daughter here.

This is Chief MKO Abiola himself. The Bill Gates of yorubaland.
ITT Vice President, Africa and Middle-East
Chairman ITT Nigeria LTD
Founder of Abiola Farms, Abiola bookshops, Radio Communications Nigeria, Wonder bakeries, Concord Press, Concord Airlines, Summit oil international ltd, Africa Ocean lines, Habib Bank, Decca W.A. ltd, and Abiola football club.
Chairman of the G15 business council, President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange, Patron of the Kwame Nkrumah Foundation, Patron of the WEB Du Bois foundation, trustee of the Martin Luther King foundation and director of the International Press Institute.
Conferred with 197 traditional titles by 68 different communities in Nigeria
His financial assistance resulted in the construction of 63 secondary schools, 121 mosques and churches, 41 libraries, 21 water projects in 24 states of Nigeria

The Aare Ona Kakanfo of yorubaland.

What happenned to all the family money? Yoruba PEOPLE!

His daughter is begging for £50000 in UK.
Half a day fasting by GEJ will pay double that amount. So put it in perspective. Not that big an amount. Won't even buy a good 4x4.

its like a woman saying i want a child but i dont want to get pregnant. Electricity is part of civilization and the man is probably trying to live civilised but his decision on the providers of the so called electricity is uncivilised. if that was someone else the person go resign because him don hammer as long a there is evidence big time assault.GBH and its an inprisionable offence. Nigerian masses need to stand up for their rights and this oppression of the has to stop.the man with nothing to lose get more power than a man with alot to lose i.e na rich man get more to lose than poor man. And a richer man is not a better man than a poor man only richer

shallow minded people say them dey ashamed to be identified as nigerians..,you have alot of reasons to be proud to be from nigeria but as a nigerian maybe you ougth to be ashamed. whatever u change that green passport to..,on whatever passport you carry place of birth go always be nigeria. change your accent, your lifestyle, your name, you will always be BLACK and now choose anyother black nation you go rather come from. let me help your shallow ashamed to be nigerians minds ''JAMAICA''? and its probably them when you see them abroad they look like chukwudi and mufutau like say them stamp map of nigeria for their foreheads. nigerians please change your mindset and dont allow your mentality make you disown thy mother

lol see studio.., i remember those days in hackney after uni we go smoke igbo then start to free style with laptop, piano,mic and software but we werent high enough to call it a release, Na wa o is this what a studio looks like in 9ja so out dated lol

ijebabe: LOL. I swear she was high when she was singing this song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik2HKyj2PiY

another woh woh actress

eric1960: Nollywood diva Rita Dominic granted Femi Oyewale of Encomium Magazine an interview recently where she revealed that she would soon tie the knot. Excerpts.........

.............When are you getting married?
Very soon. You guys would soon get IVs. Sincerely it’s very soon.
Has it been difficult getting the right man?
Just leave it like that. Maybe, But I am not answering. You are trying to push me.

http://.com/2012/10/maybe-it-has-been-difficult-getting.html

lol na in the name of exposure na...call her woman,african woman no go gree,she go say i be lady o..,and na dem african pass, she don see for abroad how people dey marry 10 times and almost every guy don get pikin outside wedlock so e go hard for girl to marry guy wey never born forget say she be naija with enough guys wey never born or she think say na her money dem wan chop? and if thats the case sef she suppose ready to spend her money on a fine boy wey single and wey be progressive nigerian because she wohwoh wella so she settle with a next wohwoh guy but man only wohwoh without money with money the women are his. shame though she jus fall her hand. whats up with all these lawyers wey no gree practise law abi na jenifa wey she take study the law?

munaco: Strange and interesting topic, why are u using just one person to equate millions of Nigerian abroad. why not tell Achebe and Soyinka to come back home because those people are not even earning what MDs in Nigerian banks are earning.Please, how many of ur mates are in the same shoe like u (i mean primary to secondary). Omo just dey happy and thank God for most things He did for u.
£15000 = 3,7500,000.
Average Lecturer salary N250,000 to N300,000
Multiply by 12months 3,000,000 to 3,600,000 respectively
Can that money pay for duplex in lekki phase one, NO.
that is why the country is still backward.

my man consider his expenses in the uk against his expenses in nigeria and there isnt alot of margin between what he earns at the jobcentre compared to what he will earn in nigeria as a lecturer which is his passion. in his case he has british citizenship he can work in nigeria and visit his family off term and he will have more money saved in nigeria than he would have saved in the uk. and what exactly does white collar and blue collar job mean? last time i checked thats one of the reasons nigerians in nigeria would not do some certain jobs in nigeria but will do it in the uk. and jobcenter job is white collar by definition