₦airaland Forum

GreatBoss:
Who pass you don pass you.

You are no where to be found in your tribe.
Nobody know you.

I no argue bros .

Your head pass me, no be lie! With your strong face. You don eat?

Who's this hungry looking fellow ?

See shape of head like Puma slippers!

Dumebi Kachikwu is IPOB..

Exmilitant:
If I catch you, 50 matchet drilling for your bare back.

Shey this muntula dey whine me ni ?

E don stay wey you do frog jump, I don see am!

Exmilitant:
e be like say ya mama no train you to respect elders?

E be like say your mama no train you at all?

Exmilitant:
Akwa Ibom ayaya. The most intellectually endowed state in all of south south.

You people have started with the stupid comparisons ba? You don't like the peace existing in the South South, so you want to bring your mischief in-between.

FreeStuffsNG:
smh. I will henceforth ignore you since you are not ashamed of the disgraceful action of rewarding mediocre 35% score JAMB candidates with admission to mediocre school like UNICAL, Uniuyo etc. I am hugely disappointed in NUC for even allowing such nonsense!
No university in the world uses a 35% score as pass, admitting students with such score is academically fraudulent!!
That is a screenshot of UNICAL website where they shamelessly advertised vacancy for mediocre JAMB candidates with 140 out of 400! Post utme and WAEC are just extra, the statutory exam for university undergraduate education in Nigeria is JAMB

I don't want to think you're having difficulties understanding English in the evening.

By virtue of Jamb's standard, cut-off marks are set for universities which they have to adhere to in selection of students eligible for their Post UTME.

At the end of the day, students who don't ace the P-UTME are dropped. As for calling for students with 140 above in Jamb, that's a standard procedure, going by Jamb's specification. No single department in Unical and Uniuyo have their admission cut-offs pegged at 140 over 400.

Stop making me type plenty! E don dey annoy me .

JayDaily2:
Don't do that, no no don't be like this.

According to the news,

The poor helicopter died but the pilots survived. Poor heli-kipotela.
hahahaha

We don't have money .
Things cannot keep crashing in our country. There should be a thorough inquest and the pilots should be grilled for adequate information as to why they crashed a valuable helicopter.

JayDaily2:
This news seems both amusing and sad at same time

In Nigeria, a helicopter crashed into a building.

Sounds like a script from a Hollywood movie.

Did the helicopter survive.. ?

FreeStuffsNG:
You can not pass common entrance in flying colours in Primary 3 unless he means he scored above those very low cut off mark of common entrance used for most states in the north.

To score 62 out of 250 is pass for Adamawa but still a fail score just like those who scored 140 out of 400 in JAMB and 'passed' into UNICAL, Uniuyo and other glorified Secondary schools. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Nobody gets admission to study any course in Unical and Uniuyo with a cut-off mark of 140 over 400. That score merely represents Jamb's cut-off, not the school's. There's a reason schools still set Post UTME for successful Jambites.

Stop misinforming people over nairaland likes!

Mamayam:
Kindergaten and nursery no b d same tin?

Totally not, in a lot of private nursery schools.

I thought the South West is already developed?

Which other development una dey find again, with Lagos beating Washington DC in terms of development ?!

But finally, BATs only sleep during the day na .

So, whatta-fitti-gwan?

Which kind rotten helicopter be that ?

When we dey watch American feems, the helicopter crash scene dey always look sophisticated. This one be like where them burn dustbin.

helinues:
Toh

We have been advising SE people to put their house in order by avoiding military intervention.

Fishes are not untop of the mountains now

What's the meaning of your last statement?

FreeStuffsNG:
You can not pass common entrance in flying colours in Primary 3 unless he means he scored above those very low cut off mark of common entrance used for most states in the north

I started school at age 2, kindergarten 1 and 2 followed, then nursery 1 and 2 was finished by age 6. Transition at 7, Primaries 1, 2 and 3 where I wrote common entrance examinations and passed with distinction at age 10. So what are you saying?

My placard don dry.

My white crested polo is ready.

I don nice up my sneakers.

Fez cap, sun shades, nose mask, bottle water and face towel, all set.

Tomorrow, we stand on NLC's mandate.. !

Wailers and haters can go and stand on Asiwaju's mandate. E no concern me!

Godwin4444:
u people will think it’s like endsars

Just try any rubbish

So our country must go up in flames cos obi lost?

Bros, no pour me spit abeg !

Wetin concern me, concern Obi and NLC protest? Head dey pain you? Carry that nonsense stand far abeg !

Afamed:
You are right, the economy is going down for those who used to divert the fuel to Cameroun, Chad, Benin.

But for Rain oil, Matrix who are geneine oil market, they are smiling to the banks

You no even sabi spell, you dey attack people up and down cause of Tinubu.. .

Bros, e for pay you better if you use this time, energy and resources take go back school. So that when you return, you'll be able to spell "genuine", at least.

DrGoodman:
Substandard Bridge built by the minister of darkness is already falling apart.

We said it before.

The news did not say the bridge is falling apart due to natural causes or use of substandard materials. The news says components have been removed or stolen from the bridge.

Go school, you say no. Oponu!

I strongly doubt this statement emanated from Femi Fani-Kayode.

Even he is not this foolish!

drlateef:
Make sure you stay in your southeast. Don’t ever come to Lagos. I could see videos of refugees from Enugu loading up several buses coming to Lagos and escaping the sit-at-home. Don’t ever touch Lagos. Nonsense!!!

Why are you pouring saliva everywhere like a sloth.. ?

Everybody who takes a different stand from you Agbadeux now lives in the South East. Your brain dey leak like your mouth.

No.

Leave Agbadeux republic to push their dusty looking ancestor into making catastrophic decisions. We're kuku looking for the slightest opportunity to detach the Niger Delta from this cesspit.

Who knows?! Maybe na God wan work in mysterious way so. E fit be say our own liberation won't require a coup or bloody revolution. Be like the Iragbiji ancestor was rigged into Aso rock for the very purpose of helping to divide this contraption. Let him invade Niger, then when the war starts, we'll kuku push for disintegration from the South South here. Make all man go him papa house!

ivolt:
You don't have any right because you don't have a stake in the business.
The only right you have is tell the government to sell its stake, that is how
investors do, they leave businesses that is not rewarding.

Obviously, head is paining you!

JuicyStar:
Them go soon beat this man

Body never clear am!

With the vex wey Nigerians carry dey waka, wetin them go do am go pass wetin Ekweremadu carry eye see for Germany dah year.

Xscape1993:
Who and who have we offended in this country?

But it's actually possible.

I wrote mine in the same Primary 3, when I was ten.

Offpointng:
Strike/Protest wey dem don call us since or you've got a personal protest to display

Na you help them call am off abi ?

When the Inspector General just gave a nationwide directive to the personnel to ensure water-tight security during the protests so they don't get hijacked by APC hoodlums , you dey here dey spread fake news.

Werey!

Taylor90:
Allow sensible people to speak for themselves

Nothing concern you

Darn.. !

Omoh, you're brutal.

drlateef:
This man called Ajaerob is a bus conductor i suspect. In one breathe you condemn Tinubu by saying minimum wage cannot be reviewed until 2024, and in another breathe you condemn Tinubu for not showing example to private sector by quickly increasing wage before private sector. Is this guy coherent at all? Anyway, I know he is nitwit with no brain like Obi his mentor. All he wants to do is cause commotion in the country and blackmail the judges indirectly to give judgement against Tinubu. He is a mole in this country. He is a biafran man.

Wait small fess,

When the protests begin tomorrow, we'll understand whether Ajaero is coherent or not..

Elvictor:
;Dq

Hold on, did democracy blocked twitter or not?

I seem to remember Democracy slamming fines and penalties on ChannelsTV amd AriseTv for hosting people who came on air to criticise the government . Abi na my brain dey shake?

You should be locked in a room or chained to a metal pole and your phone taken from you.

You don ment but everybody still dey look am like play.