₦airaland Forum

tobimillar:
Only in nigeria....

Anyways the photojournalist is mad...
Ain't there any positives in lagos or the kano you went? International journalist always writing negative things about Nigeria since 567bc

If you want people to talk positively about, then do positive things.

cococandy:
niceeeee

Yes it was. Thanks.

Where do I start. The Mentalist. Daredevil. Flash. Psych. Mr robot. Marco polo. Narco. My favorite though is The mentalist. Jane is just too awesome.

Finished Product. Washed it down with a screwdriver

Made efo riro yesterday. It was kinda hard getting the ingredients, but it was worth it. I got it right finally; it was drip free. Boys, word of advise; learn to cook and your woman can never do yanga for you.

erico2k2:
Show me where I prefer one over the other and FYI nothing any govt do affects me as I have taken my own destiny in my own hands.

The moment you used jonathan's criticism by buhari supporters.

Emodeee:
A lot of times ladies do discuss that they don't want guys that are too nice to them, it makes the routine of the relationship to be very boring. You can easily predict your man. You wanna enter the car, he opens the door, he goes to the market to buy food stuffs so you can cook. As much as some ladies relish this, most of them detest it.


Do you know some ladies like it when their man beats them?

I heard a story of a lady in a relationship with a guy somewhere in lagos. She is not yet married to this guy but he beats her like a punching bag. After the beating, the lady will still go ahead to beg him and say "I love him, I love it when he beats me" really!
I'm sure she will also enjoy BDS..M from the guy.


Ladies, how do you like your man?
Do you feel good guys are boring?

"Good guys are boring" that was a statement by nelly of nigeria info 99.3 fm.

Ladies, share ur view.

See how phucked up your psyche is?

oloyedayo:
I will have love to reply in your own way but my parent thought me otherwise.

Obviously they didn't. If they had, you would have known the difference between TAUGHT and thought.

JumpingChicken:
You and your mother are the only two Nigerians who think with there asses. And ur mother is among the 5 mo.rons who liked the post. Foo0L.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/09/05/with-only-150000-in-savings-nigerias-leader-may-be-the-least-corrupt-in-africa/

Another eloquent response. Why am i not surprised.

erico2k2:
your fool big pass, you said 40 yrs did the likes of you not blame GEJ for that last 8 yrs, why say 40, he is the boss let him deal with it, he met the dollar at less amount why is it going up, he met the pounds at 270 now its 350 270 to 350 during his short tenure you want to blame past govt for that guy park well jor

As far as i am concerned, all the presidents/head of state in Nigeria since shagari have all being useless. You'all did not have looters; you had opportunist. The fact that you prefer one over the other shows how lost you really are.

oloyedayo:
this is not the change we are anticipating.

Because you are all f.ools. You expect the rot that has fermented over 40 years to be dispelled in 4 years? No wonder you'all are always led like rams to a slaughter house.

Oyetboy:
Here's a video of the humiliation of the Senate president earlier today at the eid praying ground, where he was disgraced and pelted with stones.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquK4JE3zX0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquK4JE3zX0&fulldescription=1&gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=en

From grace to grass. Ambition can be a terrible thing. Sometimes, enough is plenty.

JumpingChicken:
Least corrupt President in the world....



More power to your elbow.

Sometimes i think Nigerians think with their asses. What kind of insane post is this. It's like saying "someone is the most kind assassin in the world". He's corrupt but the least one? Are you insane? Corrupt and president should never be in the same sentence. God help the Nigerian mentality. And to think, 5 mo.rons liked that post.

braine:
I dont see the epic response. With all these useless frontpage topics, why is nairaland like this lately?

Good question. Answer; Nairaland has been overrun with 12 year olds. It's the new age bro. Triviality is news worthy. I miss the good old days when captivating and mind stimulating topics only made the front page. I don't blame seun though; if i am making money this way, why change it.

Nigeria is a jungle, so you'd expect animals to appear in strange place on occasion.

stexsy:
Our role model.......

Fayose/Ribadu 2019

You and the 84 people that like your post are all mo.rons. You'd better go and look up what "role model" means.

hob:
Dashing couple

If you say so. Someone define "dashing" for me. It seems my understanding of the word is flawed.

abbey621:
Every country has its ups and downs, most of the defects with Nigeria is because of poverty, with money things seems a lot brighter. I have many friends from wealthy families and when they come to visit me in the U.S, they spend heavily and I'm always amazed! This type of people have made 9ja their paradise and are enjoying their life. I look at myself and realize I spend more time at work than anywhere else, for some they enjoy it but for me the entrepreneurial spirit in me is screaming to be free. I mentioned having a maid, a gateman and a driver but you took it as being an oppressor, you really have to change your thinking! You should see it as providing employment for the unemployed, in Africa labor is cheap, it's not about oppressing but paying for services. I wouldn't be able to afford that in the US of A! You also mentioned 365 days of power supply, I can have that too in 9ja, I'm a big believer of solar and alternative energy. You mentioned safety but fail to realize God is the ultimate protector, I grew up in Mushin, schooled in Ijebu, served in Borno, I was safe throughout. There's no place like home my guy

Obviously there's no place like home, but when "home" is a keg of gun powder i'd rather be a migrant. And yes, all your lofty dreams are easy to display here on NL but you and i know both know what's up, don't we?

abbey621:
Yes America is great until you realize no matter how much you want to believe that you are one of them you are not cos there's really no place like home. Yes I make a lot of money but in reality it is chicken change compared to what I could be making in 9ja as an entrepreneur. You mentioned that all amenities are working but you forgot that it's not free. Maybe it's the fact that I'm an Aries but I just don't like when a system is designed to take advantage of people; social security is a scam, insurance is mostly rip-off and seriously 7k just to give birth, ridiculous! This is exactly what the American system was designed for, you make money but spend it all in the US. Over 80% of Americans can't boast of 10k in savings, that's just a measly 2 million naira and yet people buy large houses and so on. The smart people in America are those able to take advantage of the system and invest wisely, those able to use the tools around them wisely, this is where being an African has its advantages. God willing, in the next 10 years I plan on investing heavily on real estate in Nigeria, beefing up my savings and finally saying good riddance to corporate America(Monday to Friday 8AM to 6PM is stressing me out). In Nigeria I can truly live like a king and with continuous income, I can enjoy it for years to come, I can afford a maid or two, a gateman and a driver and it all won't cost me more than what I'm paying for insurance per month. In 9ja, I can own my own company and truly impact people's lives. I can be all that I can be and more; in America I'm just a puppet, making money but not really living! Salah is coming up yet the Mofos expect me to manage my department regardless. I don't know about you but life is too short to be limited, America is just a stepping stone for me to get to my final destination, it will and cannot ever be called home!

You need not look further than the front page of NL. Have you read some of the stup.id shiit happening in the country today. Things that normal people should and must not endure but it's absolutely normal to them. Don't get me wrong every country's got it's own issues but come on. Like i said, i am thoroughly confused as to why a person who has lived in an enlightened society would want to go back to the stone age. The only reason i would consider is the usual Nigerian mentality. It is a very dangerous mentality. Well good luck bro. From what i have gathered from you post, you want to be a king surrounded by slaves. You need to feel like an oppressor. Well you are in luck; there are a lot of oppressed Nigerians to take advantage of. You are on the right track. As for me, i want to live a normal, safe and simple life with a somewhat predictable future for me and my family. Yes, i may pay a lot for health insurance, but at least i have QUALITY healthcare which is more than i can say for ninety percent of Nigerians. Yes i pay for car insurance, but at least when i get in an accident with another vehicle i don't get in a fist fight or a shouting match with the other occupant because i know my car will be fixed to factory specifications. Yes i pay tax, but at least i know my taxes are being used to make my life bearable. I can call the police and in ten minutes they are my residence ready for action. I have 365 days of power supply, regular gas and water, no interruptions. Yes, i am not an oppressor in the U.S but thank God; I am living a very, very, very, very good life. If i decide to step it up a notch, the enabling environment for me to do so is available. God help the Nigerian mentality.

abbey621:
Good for you but I doubt if your pay would make my eyes water. I just completed my second Masters in the USA, I work for a fortune 50 company(State Farm), just got my citizenship this year, make over 70,000 dollars after taxes and I have a 780 credit score, so please spare me the rhetoric! The question I asked was not about your specific situation but in general. Would you rather be poor in America or rich in 9ja? If 9ja was so terrible, you would be inclined to choose the first option wouldn't you?

Good for you too. But since the question was directed at me, i answered as it pertained. The only way i can imagine anyone being poor in america is if the said individual is an illegal immigrant or an akata. With that status there is no hope for you. But wait a minute, you work for a fortune 500 and make all that income and you still stress on moving to Nigeria. See why i am confounded? You are in an environment which is conducive enough to achieve whatever dreams you desire, a place where you have adequate security, a place where all amenities are functioning and you want to trade it for a lawless country where nothing works and the future is uncertain. I must be the crazy one. Yes, i am definitely insane. There is no other explanation.

abbey621:
I hate to argue with you, so let me ask you a question and be honest with me. Would you rather be poor in America or rich in 9ja? The answer would determine if 9ja is truly as bad as you make it out to be

That's the thing. I'm not poor in america. my pay would make your eyes water. What you don't understand is that i am not an illegal alien and i have followed a proven path that leads to success. Go to school, maintain great credit, stay out of trouble. Too easy. If i had illegal status, then that would be a different story entirely.

money121:


See more pics @@ : http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/09/tiwa-savage-and-son-get-matching.html

This is boring. Show me pics of when she's pooping, then i'll be interested.

zinachidi:
how much does he want to use before?

Lol...it's funny when i hear things like this. He's the president and the OP is making it sound like he's being forced to sign the amount. Nobody can force him to sign squat. He want's to that why he did it.

abbey621:
Anywhere can be a paradise when you have money and know your way, 9ja is no different!

Money ain't everything. Peace of mind is. A somewhat predictable futures is not what you can count on in Nigeria. Why the hell would anyone want that.

abbey621:
No pal, you just need to learn how to read and comprehend instead of jumping to conclusion! My original post is still there for everyone to see, an educated person can easily comprehend what I wrote

Lol...Two words that should never be in a sentence together; paradise and Nigeria. Tracking?

abbey621:
I still don't understand why people like you don't bother to read before commenting. Pal let your brain guide you instead of bastardized emotions! I specifically called 9ja a paradise if and only if there's money, can you read or are you just too plain stupid?

I'm glad you realise the absurdity of your initial post and have quickly started changing it. This is why NL's need to stop and think long and hard before clicking "submit". Even if paid 2mil a month of what use is that when there is no security. When your life can be snatched in an instant. When you have to bribe your way through everything. When you have to build your own road and generate your own power. Phuck that.

MissGdope:
good for you bro.

Roger that.

MissGdope:
your call

Hell yeah it is.

MissGdope:
lmao i lived in the usa for 2 years. trust me the grass isnt always greener. they have problems there too even though they might seem perfect

Ain't know country without problems. But, there are problems and there are PROBLEMS. i'd rather face the problems in the U.S, than the PROBLEMS in Nigeria. At least the problems in America has some measure of solutions.

Qc1:
Dude!

Homeboy was 100% right! Before you doubt my claim, I lived in Staten Island NY. Park Hill (NY 10306) to be precise. I had a house on Wright street / Van Duzar, not far from Stapleton (NY 10305). I moved to Canada about 2 decades ago and I'm loving it.

Unlike homeboy, If I can get just 40% of my salary gross in Naija, I will forever be happy. Why? Because Naija is the best place to live! Pure and simple!

Best at what? I'm confused. Someone please define best for me because the way the word is being thrown around here utterly quashes my traditional understanding of the word.

xpac01:
Of course, we understand Sir.
A dying Viper makes the highest waggling...
We got your backs...

I don't know, but i think they make more than noise. They actually back that shiit up with violent actions.

Qc1:
I be like say you be that my brother-in law wey dey drive cabby for Sheridan North-side Chicago?

Truth be told. I did drive a cab for a while. Good money but not great.