₦airaland Forum

charles009:
An invention that has been in existence since the days of confucius. We just like celebrating mediocrity.

Mediocre people love celebrating mediocrity. Nigerians are easily dazzled. They don't know how to ask "how" or "why". Which is how Buhari won the election. By promising 5k a month for doing nothing and they were dazzled. Nobody bothered to ask how or why it was feasible.

See my point? Why build something like this? It's not going to replace an existing one so why bother?

iyke926:
Dude, stop decieving yourself. The first chicken plucker was invented in 1940.




Nice project work.

Exposure matters. It's so easy to dazzle Nigerians.

olasmith10:
if we were in d advance country, we cld v produced d likes of Thomas Edison, Planck etc..Nigeria is truly blessed.

You do realize their are faster/safer/more hygienic ways in the west to do this? How do you think macdonalds does it for their chain restaurants?

MuguliciousMUGU:
The day Buhari became president, everybody starting crying, the rich now cry's the poor have been crying since 1960, but their cries in 2015 can creat another river niger.

Jonathan transformed the rich to become richer and the poor to become richer too, but Buhari changed the poor to poorest and the rich to poor people, sotey they are crying now.

All this in under three months? haba. Nigerians have a ailment called selective amnesia.

skelewu404:
must u comment on every topic

I am seriously wondering about that as well. I am picturing lady f as a 16 year old with no parental supervision with access to a computer and broadband/internet service. I bet you she masturbates like crazy. Too much time on her hands.

knostbrown01:
'west pay tax because citizen could see what they are doing with it.....i av work with tax agency and is most difficult thing to pay in Nigeria, dos west that you r saying had a specific and consistent tax amount but here in Nigeria, Government tax you unnecessarily, a nursery school paid #30k in a year and Government increased it to 350k without any explanation. Ppl will resist it and apart, what are dey using the one collected for?.....is it not dis Government that couldn't pay salary despite allocations and IGR?

which is exactly my point. The citizens don't understand the benefits of taxation or why they have to pay it, and the government don't know how to utilize the one's the've collected. It's all about the mentality of the country as a whole. It's completely phucked up.

NoRetreat:
I won't dismissed the story as untrue, I graduated from UNILAG, we were all reading at the old library at night, light went off and while waiting for NEPA to restore electricity we could not explained what happened to all of us! There was a sudden rush fom nowhere some were injured some were terrified that was the end of reading that night. It was later learnt that the spirit of Lagoon caused the panick AKT for those who know the library before the lagoon front. So, the story might be true, some guys were always seen at the lagoon at night during the exam.

It always amazes me that when these conspiracy theorist need a phone camera to prove their theories, they never seem to have one. "i saw an alien", "I saw a witch", " i saw mammy water" and they never seem to have pictures. But when it comes to "see a man crushed by a trailer", "man lynched to death in lagos", "nepa official electrocuted on pole" etc, miraculously their camera phone starts to work again

knostbrown01:
Are they not collecting Federal Allowance?,Smh Anyone that puts his/her hope in Politicians is on her OWN because they aren't interested in us but are 100% motivated by self interest.

Who is LadyF ?

Exposure matters. What you should have said was "aren't the people of Onitsha paying taxes?" oh wait; Nigerians hardly ever pay taxes and everyone is ok with it. You all wonder why the west is so much better. well, they take the issue of taxation very seriously because it is what is used for developmental projects and maintenance. The government expects every able bodied person to pay their taxes and the people expects that their taxes are used judiciously. Nigerians expect change but don't want to change their mentality. Good luck with that.

Owongtok:
Some years soon some parts of that TV will be hotly sought after.Remember Old gramaphone and grandfather clock.

Nigerian mentality. God I thank you oooooooooooo.

Federal govt backed terrorists fighting isis backed terrorists. I wonder who will win. Probably they will merge.

Caracta:
There is another one on Lekki Phase 1 pedestrian bridge. He is always there to keep the bridge clean as early as possible. His legs are bad and he crawls to sweep. It takes him hours yet the passion drives him.

Sister. You need to check the definition of "passion". The guy is working for a living. Period. You talk as if what he is doing is a hobby. He gets tips for what he is doing. He is expecting to be paid one way or another. It's a matter of survival.

bushdoc9919:
It is too early to judge Buhari's competence, or lack thereof.

I say...''wait'' until the Ministers have been appointed and worked for a year.

My own yardstick for judging this government is how they intend to diversify us from oil dependency.

Jesus. Are you a Nigerian? you don't think like the average one. So much logic and common sense. You too much jare.

funlord:


Yes! Some apes have been taught to use computers in addition to phones! You must be one of the lucky ones! As for your hunger, I don't have any bananas on me at the moment! Sorry about that! Now kindly take your daft boring banter and get the _fuck off my mentions!

I used to be like you. Short sighted, hungry, frustrated. Until, one day i decided to explore other normal societies and lo and behold my perception changed completely. I realized that most people in Nigeria are influenced in their thinking and mindset based on the jacked up stimuli in the society. Which is why eating food supplies left behind by bloodthirsty terrorist is a good idea by your standards. God i thank you ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

funlord:


Same way your parents deserve the same treatment for getting a dunce like you a phone!

First of all, i'm using a computer. Second, never let hunger influence common sense.

funlord:
So according to your "sensible logic" the terrorists ordered and were expecting poisoned food? Or did they tell you it was their intention to have their rations apprehended by the army? And you have the guts to use that your leprous fingers to type "TALK WITH SENSE"? Your intelligence must be my gibberish! Nonsense!

The guy who liked your post needs to be flogged.

speedyGonzales:
why will they poison their food their own food?

During the vietnam wars, the rebels used to delibrately infect their women with siphillis because they knew that the u.s. soldiers visit their brothels. Now the question would be why would they infect their women with such a disease? right?. I pray you never see war. I have. It's a terrible thing. People do the most absurd thing just to win.

sinkhole:
Bros, those seized foods would have been sold to the public (by Bokos) for consumption by the public!

And you just proved my point. you've just said it's possible. In your example there is no way to know it's from BH. Now that the army is sure it's from BH you want them to give the public for consumption. Really?

Mogidi:
The dried fish and rustled beef are not edible or what?
Meanwhile in Edo state, half our IGR is being used on IDPs.
Government of dullards, for dullards, by dullards.

So you would eat something left behind by terrorists abi? don't let hunger cloud common sense. what if the food supplies have been laced with poison? And some hungry Nairalanders liked his post. Hunger is a terrible thing.

Jaymaxxy:
Unfortunately for you, he remains our president till 2019

Nope. unfortunately for you. And before you start ranting about my love for jonathan, just note that i think he's a moro.n too. You all need to open your eyes and start looking for real leaders. You people can't continue living like this. You all need to wake up.

Rotimi47:
Mermaids are real as I heard stories from a guy whose cousin saw one & he almost died, likewise a local documentary made in Lagos had typical local fishermen interviewed on the issue of mermaid & they responded saying they encounter them once in a while & that 2 kinds exists, the wicked ones who don't like humans & as such attack them & the good ones who help them catch lots of fishes. As for me there is no good mermaid as they're all demons.

It always amazes me that when these conspiracy theorist need a phone camera to prove their theories, they never seem to have one. "i saw an alien", "I saw a witch", " i saw mammy water" and they never seem to have pictures. But when it comes to "see a man crushed by a trailer", "man lynched to death in lagos", "nepa official electrocuted on pole" etc, miraculously their camera phone starts to work again.

CARLOSZ:
As long as nobody is flying in it, its GREAT.

kendrick9:
Nigerians always celebrating medriocrity... something that cant even fly yet here we are celebrating.....

Mediocre people love celebrating mediocrity. Nigerians are easily dazzled. They don't know how to ask "how" or "why". Which is how Buhari won the election. By promising 5k a month and they were dazzled. Nobody bothered to ask how or why it was feasible.

See my point? Why build something like this? It's not going to replace an existing helicopter so why bother?

kendrick9:
Nigerians always celebrating medriocrity... something that cant even fly yet here we are celebrating.....

Mediocre people love celebrating mediocrity. Nigerians are easily dazzled. They don't know how to ask "how" or "why". Which is how Buhari won the election. By promising 5k a month and they were dazzled. Nobody bothered to ask how or why it was feasible.

CARLOSZ:
Great

So this death trap is great abi?

Nnaeb:
Dear JobTrends,



I am facing a very difficult time at my workplace. I landed a job fourteen months ago and the first eight months were the honeymoon period. My boss loved everything I did. I walked around feeling on top of the world. I was very innovative.

First I replaced our outdated newsletter publishing platform with a new one that is faster, cheaper and much easier to use. I cleaned out our newsletter subscriber database and used social media tools to double our newsletter subscription list.

Then I started including fun little quizzes and community discussion topics on our site and our newsletter. Our sales increased by fifteen percent. I created a “Get Started” kit for new customers. I’ve never had as much fun on a job as I had in my first eight or nine months here. Then things started to get ugly.

My boss said “You’ve made your point. Give the new ideas a break.” I was completely shocked. I thought my boss who happens to be of an opposite sex, the Head of Marketing, would want to keep moving forward fast. I thought that my new ideas would make my boss happy and they did at first, but then she said “e don do.”

I have a dozen more ideas ready to implement. The salespeople have asked me for an online customer training that they can use when they visit new customers.

Now I don’t know how to prove my value or even how to get through the day. I can’t even answer sales and customer requests intelligently because I can’t say “That’s a great suggestion, and we are working on implementing it.” I can’t say that because it isn’t true!



I haven’t spent a dime on my marketing initiatives. The only expense to the company is my salary which is not that big. I replaced a person who was paid a lot more than I get paid, because I heard it from the salespeople who were very dissatisfied with my predecessor, kemi.

Please I need your advice, what should I do? I’m completely frustrated. Can I get my boss, to let me keep doing my job or do I have to leave my job after less than a year and a half knowing how unfriendly the labor market is?

Thanks,

Christopher

Share your opinions!


http://jobtrends.com.ng/please-help-my-boss-is-scared-i-will-replace-her/

You have only two options; Keep doing what you are doing or find another job. It's that simple.

HolyHero:
you call this exercise?... I'll be Goddamned

Time table for a U.S soldier.

0630; Formation. Salute the flag.

0635; Preparatory drills (warm up exercise)

0645; Cardio. mandatory 4 mile run on mondays. Tuesday is muscle failure. Wednesday cardio again. Thursday is muscle failure again. Friday; company fun run.

0725; Recovery drill (Cool down exercise)

0900; work call.

Every blessed day except saturday and sunday.

Every six month you take a PT test. You fail, you get kicked out. That is why there are no fat people in the Army.

funmijoyb:
using mixed race in our national team is a disgrace to Nigeria what's d meaning of all this?

And people wonder why america is great. Diversity is part of the cornerstone to greatness in a country. America. . .germany. . .france.. . etc are great countries because of their diversity. You never know were the next great idea, input, or invention will come from. Einstein is considered to be american but he was born and grew up in Germany but he contributed immensly to the greatness of America. It is solely because of him America is a military super power. If America had turned him away would they have benefited? Why do you think america offers free diversity visas yearly?

modelmike7:
......... Okay, so after Tax history, what next?! I pray you wonder just die of High BP before your time.

And that is Nigeria's problem. There are fundamental questions that need to be asked from our leaders, which out of ignorance you'all don't ask. It's so easy to razzle and dazzle you people. Ignorance is bliss.

agarawu23:
OK
We are waiting.....

I knew Nigerians voted the right ppl

Have you seen the document stating his assets? FYI, it's not just about declaring assets. What about his tax history? You'all need to start asking the right questions.

ebosie11:
Marvin Record star Korede Bello always get it right when it comes to dressing.The #Godwin# crooner to me is the man of the moment.Everything is going well for him.Checkout his casual outfit.Hit or miss?



https://instagram.com/p/7IP49zN01Q/

I swear, you are jobless.

naijaking1:
Another source of corruption. Where and who are the students?

Good question. Sadly a good majority of Nigerians don't ask does kind of questions. All you'll hear is "good move". . ."it is a welcome development". . . ."this government is working". . . ."sai buhari". Stup.id people.

Aareonakakanfo:
“I wasn’t born a hero. I had to become one.”What do you think?

So begins graphic novel trilogy E.X.O: The Legend of Wale Williams, which had its official release this week. In it, Wale Williams, a young Nigerian man, returns home to investigate the mysterious disappearance of his father, a brilliant inventor. Upon his arrival, he inherits a Nanosuit, giving him the superpowers needed to fight the corrupt leaders, robotic drones, and radical extremists that plague his futuristic home– the Lagos-inspired Lagoon City.What do you think?

Conceived of by Lagos-born digital animator and YouNeek Studios founder Roye Okupe, the comic world of Wale Williams is a welcome addition to the emerging canon of afrofuturistic stories featuring African characters. When we caught up with longtime superhero lover Okupe prior to the launch of his Kickstarter campaign, he recounted what drove him to invest his time and money in the story after being told repeatedly that his great idea wouldn’t have a fan base.What do you think?

“From the first day I laid my eyes on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons in the ’80s, I’ve been hooked on superheroes. Since then I’ve watched, played and read every single superhero-related title I could lay my hands on: movies, comics, manga, anime, graphic novels, animated movies/series, video games etc. Then in 2008, after noticing there wasn’t a lot of diversity within the genre, I decided to tell a story about a hero from Nigeria.”What do you think?

The success of the novel’s Kickstarter speaks to the gravity of his vision. “We hit our target in about two days and for the rest of the Kickstarter campaign we got $10,000,” Okupe told CNN. “It was then that I knew this was the right path. Any failure I felt before — not getting the animation, getting rejected by so many distributors and producers, people telling me my idea is not going to work — it finally justified the fact I never quit on myself.” The product is finally here, beautifully made, and available for purchase. In the future, YouNeek Studios plans to create a more Africa-inclusive collection of superhero comics, including an animated EXO feature film



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyeSul4hDk

WTF? is this tron or iron man?