₦airaland Forum

1one:
You don match line, you got me mistaken for someone else

I have your picture Mr Benson!

Tony, i will tell your father!

its annoying when ur ex keep calling u back and asking 4 a 2nd chance after she or he broke with u

The school expelling her cos the Muslim students demanded so, will grossly undermine the school's ability to take and implement decisions!

I mean for fúcks sake, the lady in question had been reported beaten "mercilessly" by the Muslim students in attendance, now they demand she's expelled, what more?. . . .set her house ablaze?

and what about the Muslim students that beat her mercilessly? aren't there school laws against assault? especially one carried out by a group of people on one individual? shouldn't someone/some group be protesting and demanding that students responsible be apprehended, suspended and handed over to the police for further investigation and prosecution?. . . . Yer, she provoked it, but if the law of Jungle justice was applied everywhere, then we don't even need the schools to begin with!. . . and what more?. . these same sets of people are demanding that her air supply be cut off?

this is what Islam preaches!. . .so damn peacful

hey guys, lets share a bit of dates that went really wrong.

I'll go first:

Well, its not really a bad impression I made on her but I took a women out on a date, we went to a mall where we booked tickets to see a movie before we went to dinner. We had dinner but I think the steak I ate was a bit dodgey, and after eating we went to see the movie.

After the movie we made our way home, I paid for the parking and just as I got in the car my stomach started rumbling, I knew it was an onset of diarrhea, and I didn't want to embarass myself by going back in the mall to go to the toilet so I drove off to take her home.

All the way to her house the pain increased hecticly every 5 minutes, then we arrived at her house and she wanted to keep on talking, I don't know how I've done it but I kept the my face from showing the pain. On top of that I walked her to her door and her mom opened it and started chatting away to me.

It seemed like forever standing there, but eventually I made it to the car and raced off to my aunt's house, who lived 5 minutes away, where I frantically banged on the front door to get in to go to her toilet, I made it just in time. My aunt and cousins was laughing at me.

Anyway, the girl went on a second and more dates with me after that, ha ha.

So now its your turn, would like to hear from the ladies what guys did wrong on their worst first dates

^^ how exactly sir, pray tell, does an international police arrest a citizen for committing a crime within his own territories?

Back in my randy days, at Standard Balogun Hostel in ikenne, I'd sneak up into the girls hall at night, and boy, you need to see all the chics sleeping nude!

I really hope there aren't chics from the hostel on this website!

shouldn't there be a difference between[i] Fashola commissions new classrooms[/i] and Fashola built new classrooms?

Anyone seen PT consult yet?

e36991:
@^^^

The man seems effeminate though with those moves

abi hin be adodi?

He could be!. . . .Buh cubans, mostly dance twisting.

Fúcking cool!

I'd give it a 7, i doubt Shakira can shake her waist like that!

Im so broken and empty, can u fill me??

I wasted year’s sighs sorrows and tears, could you heal me??

I’ve cried begged and pleaded yet what I looked for in things, ppl, wasnt what I needed, can u fix me?

I don’t wanna be proud and I don’t wanna be lost n a crowd and try to be something im not, I just want what you got, I search and find u then its like I leave and lose you and start all over again a process that seem futile, I was never meant to sit out but I need help can u figure all of me out? I have so many sides to me I can’t see will you show me??

I have messy drawers and stuffy closets, defragmented glass windows and hidden trophies on dusty splintered shelves in my heart,,,,could u clean my house or better yet tear this old one down? build me up and and build me new

I have feared, lusted, lied-- hated, envied, broke your laws cried, true repentance is what I seek yet loneliness beckons me, compromise is at my door yet u said of greater works I’d do and more, here is my heart and my life. empty and broken bc it was all self induced, thanku for your Grace and your forgiveness forgive me for going back to the pig pen and casting your precious pearls b4 men, I need your love solace and grace, I need YOUR attention and seek your heart-not just your face, is there a light at the end of the tunnel, could u turn it on for me??------





-------------------I died on the Cross so my Spirit could live within you eternally, I was pierced in My side for your tears and healing, I became broken so that you could be whole, look at my hands and feet there you'll see a hole, the nails I freely chose.

I thot of u b4 I made the earth and named u b4 u birth, When you get to know Me I’ll show you who You are, I have come into your heart and was welcomed in it at first but then u got more boxes and more stuff and then hid MY Light in of em and now I cant, Can’t YOU see MY Light shining from these cracks of this old box n your heart tryn to reach you??.

, Freedom was purchased---- the Price paid; but yet you hinder bc you just cant seem to fathom yet let alone RECEIVE MY PERFECT GIFT OF GRACE,,,, I am THE LIGHT, but somehow you’ve forgotten how to return back to ME, put the distractions away- stop and see;

the only one preventing you is not Me its the one who is praying to ME, You ARE my Trophy and You need NOT start all over again, just start where u left off and we'll do it TOGETHER, I ve called you friend, family and Lo I AM with you ALWAYS, NEVER to leave you , here till the very END, You already have MY heart and you've seeked My face.now REST and just RECEIVE my AMAZING GRACE, in ME you'll ALWAYS find your place,

, I AM, I wait, COME unto me, And see what wonders we can do, just you and ME, I AM and I LOVE you,

Any other prayers, requests, worship, heartfelt thanks and or regrets I AM, NOW, what else is there I can do, BEHOLD I AM THE LORD OF ALL FLESH is there ANYTHING too HARD FOR ME? Here I AM, when you’re ready,

--God Abba Father your Heavenly Daddy

bump!

Blue moon:
eh ya!

why the tears? you thinking of hooking up some indian dude?

Sky Blue:
Hey, don't diss the guy, he is running away from "selective justice"

LWKMooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

such sarcasm!

UnbanME:
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Chei!.

the dude na die o!

what bothers me is how the whole steam in the thread died down like some shít

rokiatu:
having a big manliness is not all there is to life. hope u guys knows that ( sometimes big manliness can even be painful, every girl do not have a wide kitty.)
I bet those girls are used to it, and they are not even complaining.

In all sincerity, from your own personal perspective, does it matter when a guy is small or not.

with emphasis on "your own personal perspective"

Odunnu:
I'm trying to picture the scene and by God its scary.
She needs help and until she realises this,she wont change.
Please talk to her,if it fails, leave her.You definitely wont luv your children to be exposed to 'mummy fighting when coming back from school'
its a nasty xperience

heyy, wanna be friends?

Bloody Nigerians!

If the BBC moves down to Niger Delta to make a documentary of the eyesore living conditions, vis a vis folks who have taken resort and feels comfortable living in slums, more than half of the bloody nairalanders around here will be the first group to tag the government all sort of names.

Now the government feels its time to clean up the dirty slums around the Niger Delta region, give the people better homes, better roads, better schools, fresher environments, as well as improve aesthetics, culture and tourism, all these which is clearly capable of going a long way in improving the average life of folks from that region as well as stem the growing rate of violence!----

but hear the Nairaland bigots "no no, the government shouldn't do such, he should instead focus on electoral reforms and corruption". . . .seriously?

More annoying is the fact that many who bang away at their keyboards are quite far away from Nigeria, so they wouldn't in any way know of the sorry state of the oil producing region.

If Jonathan spends time fighting corruption etc, what assurance do we have that the next president is ever going to improve on where he stopped?

Isn't corruption itself engraved in the minds of most individuals? young and old?

Ever asked a school kid what he wants to be in the future only to get the funny answer "i want to be a rich man" but he/she dosen't know how?

How then, pray tell, can the government fight corruption in the space of 1 year, when the people continue wallowing in slums?

Wouldn't you rather the little $$$ the country has left in her reserves be channeled towards infrastructural development before some pot bellied politician comes along to cart it away in ghana-must-go bags?

3 kegs of palm wine.

the positive side of it is you don't have to spend a dime to make her happy

I'm having only one chimney in my house and it has to be the one that smokes at the rooftop of my kitchen!

A panel beater did this?

As in someone with no educational background?

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biggy4joe:
men jokes apart, that gurl has not done anything bad 2 me ooooooooooo(subjective),the guy that gave a gurl u dont knw anything abt his office address, haba(office address)should be blamed, my anger was tht d guy shouldnt have posted the gurls ID on the forum cos he was so silly of him 2 give his office address 2 a stranger and subsequently falling very cheap 4 dat make up, wait a minute if d dude wanted 2 do something to d gurl he would have gotten the gurl arrested, remember he told this same house that he got to knw that the gurl stays in his neighbour hood as in (around ikeja like he said), well to cut the story short i dont knw the f**king tomi p or wat eva she calls her name and i cant be related 2 a scammer, but believe me there r so many gurls in NAIRALAND who will do worse thingz tht TOMI P did, i rest my case

its called paybak dude!

The girl milked the dude of $$$$

the guy took her integrity on a public forum

Karma is a bítch!

Fredick also known as PTconsult, wanted for Fraud!

Deep Soul:
Chei!!!!
My P has been compromised!!
Give me one second!

tht's wht facebook does to people!