₦airaland Forum

GERALD710:
Didn't the Somalis,Swahilis, Kikuyus, Boranas, Kenya Asians and Coastal Arabs post their pics showing how we actually look.Unlike Nigerians.
The thing with Nigerians, we realized that.
1.You guys are semi-literate. You post pictures of Maasais, a community of less than 1 million in a nation of 48 million. Why not Kikuyus? The largest tribe in Kenya and the likes??

Mahsums:
If you observe i don't engage people like you
Stay off my mention

Mahsums:
It made your head flatter

AcuraZDX:
Maheeda is not one to be new to controversy, she has built her entire life and career on sparking serious debates and controversy around the issues of womanhood and feminism, Today she is trying to correct a misconception that she used to be very poor before she met her white husband, she shared a photo of her "hustle" back in the early 20's when she first had her daughter (who is now 18)

See her full post below:




More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/hunger-no-wan-kill-me-maheeda-reply-trolls-who-said-she-used-to-be-poor/

Mahsums:
100%

ollah2:
Write coherent English?

ollah2:
Who was the DG of NIA? Christian Southerner
Who was the DG of SSS? Christian Southerner
Who was the DG of NSA? He sacked Azazi when he said PDP was Boko Haram and Boko was PDP and he died mysteriously afterwards only to be replaced by ATM to PDP in the person of Dasuki. If what happened to Azazi happened in this tenure, Buhari would have been linked to his death and be tagged the chief patron and financer of Boko Haram.

You lots are bigots and braid dead hypocrites

RevenGeMission:
The rejectors

Hahahahaah


They say Hausa have born to rule mentality , but they are always giving ultimatums , threatening ,rejecting anything anyone does


*Below is how it was in GEJ's time:*
*"Secretary General of the Federarion"- Anyim Pius Anyim.*
*DG of DSS - Ita Ekpeyoung*
*"Minister of Petroleum" - Deiziani Alison Madueke*
*"Minister of Finance" - Ngozi Okonjo Iweala*
*CBN governor- Sanusi Lamido was removed in a controversial circumstances and replaced with "Godwin Emefiele"*
*Chief of Staff - Mike Oghiadomhe*
*"Accountant General of the Federarion -* *Jonah Otunia.*
*Chief of Army staff. Azubuike Ihejirika, later replaced by Kenneth Minima.*
1. *NIMET~Dr. Anthony Anuforom*
2. *NNPC~Eng. Andrew Yakubu*
3. *NIMASA~Patrick Apobolokemi*
4. *PENCOM~Mrs. Chinelo Anohu Amazu*
5. *FERMA~Engr. Chukwu Amuchi*
6. *DPR~Mr. George Osahon*
7. *"Bank Of Industry"~Ms. Evelyn Oputu*
8. *Nigerian Content Dev. Agency~Ernest Nwanpa*
9. *Consumer Protection Agency~Mrs Dupe Atoki*
10. *NCC~Engr. Eugene Juwa*
11. *NAMA~Engr. Nnamdi Udoh*
12. *NCAA~Engr. Akikuotu*
13. FAAN~*George Uriesi*
14. *NCAT~Capt. Chinere Kalu*
15. *SEC~Aruma Otteh*
16. *"Sovereign Wealth Fund~Uche Orji*
17. *NAFDAC~Dr Paul Orhil*
18. *FIIRO~Dr. Mrs. G. N Elemo*
19. *Maritime Academy Of Nigeria~Oron Joshua Okpo*
20. *Railway Corporation~Eng. Seyi Sijuwade*
21. *Nigerian Tourism Dev. Corporation~Mrs. Sally Mbanefoh*
22. *"Budget Office Of The Federation"~Dr Bright Okogwu*
23. *NERDC~Prof Godswill Obioma*
24. *NEXIM~Mr R. R Orya*
25. *Standard Organization Of Nigeria~Dr Joseph Odumodu*
26. *Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation~Emeka Nkem Mba*
27. *"Industrial Training Fund"~Prof. Longmas Wapmuk*
28. *National University Commission~Prof. Okojie*
29. *NESREA~Mrs. N.S Benebo*
30. *MDG Office~Dr. Precious Gbenio*
31. *"Surveyor General Of The Federation"~Peter Chigozie*
32. *Statistician General Of The Federation~Dr. Yemi Kale*
33. *"Accountant General Of The Federation"~Mr. Jonah Otunla*
34. *"Auditor General Of The Federation"~Samuel Yonongo Ukura*
35. *National Orientation Agency~Mike Omieri*
36. *News Agency Of Nigeria~Oluremi Oyo*
*Oluremi Oyo was replaced by Ima Niboro....from the South South.*
37. *NEPC E/S David I Adelugba*
38. *NEPZA~Mr. Olugbenga Kuye*
39. *BPP~Engr Emeka Ezeh*
40. *Niger Delta Ministry-Orubebe, etc.*

madone:
I need a wife that can cook this with 1k.

Priscy01:
A woman claims she made a pot of stew with two Mackerel fishes and an egg for only 300 Naira. She went on to advise men not to marry women who can't make same for a maximum of 500 Naira.

Sharing a photo of the pot of stew, she wrote:
"I prepared this stew with N300..... If she can't cook something like this with less than N500 don't wife her King"

When asked how she managed money to achieve such a feat, she said:
"Pepper 50, Fish 200, oil 50, egg 50"

Social media users have reacted and asked her to stop lying. Some also claim she's trying to find a husband by using false advertising.

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9790/lady-advises-men-not-to-marry-women-who-cant-prepare-stew-with-n300-like-her.html

Kiishii:
I don't even know how to start, I'm really sad and i know it is my fault, i'm sorry if it's a long read i need advise please bear with me.

When i was still single at age 29, I left a relationship that turned out be a mistake so it took time before i met someone else, at age 31 I noticed changes in my period (one month off, one month on) it has never happened to me before so i didnt take it to be anything, then it started skipping 2 months at a roll, then 3 months, i became worried cos i wasn't sexualy active at all. During this period i met my husband and we started something serious, to be on a safe side i went to see the doctor, he said i was fine that it's hormonal changes, he gave me some drugs (mostly vitamins) but it was still skipping, when my husband proposed, i went back to the doctor, he did series of tests, when results came out he said i'm having symptoms of POF, i was shocked, i cried and cried cos it's unheard of for someone my age, i told him i'm about to get married what can i do he said i should start taking hormonal injections since it's too early to be POF, i started taking it and praying all will be fine, all this while i didnt say a word of this to my husband to be or anyone else, then we got married, i took in immediately, it was the happiest day of my life, when we discovered it was triplets i cried tears of joy to the extent that my husband wondered why i was soo happy, i gave birth to 2 boys and a girl, i really thank God for his faithfulness cos i was soo nervous during the pregnancy.

My period was still skipping, then this year march it stopped completely, i went to see 2 different doctors to be sure, they confirmed i have POF (early menopause), i cried and still thank God cos he blessed me with the fruit of the womb but i couldnt bring myself to tell my husband, then he started noticing i dont buy sanitary pad anymore, he asked thinking i was pregnant i always tell him no, at a point he had to ask me if i want to make the pregnancy a surprise, that was when i knew it's time to tell him the truth, i knelt down and told him everything, i held nothing back, he was shocked that i could do something like that to him, he said i should have told him before we got married, i told him he wouldnt have married me if i told him, he was angry, he said what if the hormonal injections didnt work, it was an expensive and wicked gamble, i told him it worked that's what matters now, he abused me and walked out of the house, he didnt come home till the next day, since then things have never been the same.

He hardly talks to me except when necessary, we dont gist and joke anymore, i always beg and beg him, he says he's forgiven me but he goes back to his moody self, we hardly make love anymore, when he finally does, he doesnt look at my face, now he wants me to quit my job so i'll have my full attention on the kids, recently we had a fight about it and i told him point blank i cant quit my job the kids are fine he said i must do that, he doesnt want anything happening to them since i'm no more fertile, who says that? I cried my eyes out that night, It's not my fault nature took it's course on me, i never imagined something like this would ever happen to me.

Now he doesn't talk to me at all anymore, i'm about to tell both our families everything cos i've begged and begged him and i'm tired, i want anonymous advise that's why i'm here, please please married men and women or whoever, how do i go about this?

Lizzysamuel:
The Minister of Transportation and Director general of the Buhari campaign organization, Rotimi Amaechi has said Nigerians will enjoy 24 hours power supply if President Buhari is re-elected in 2019. Amaechi disclosed this during an interactive session with the media in Abuja on Tuesday, September 11th.


Speaking on why Buhari and the APC government deserves the second term, Amaechi said;


“There is also an improvement in power. We have from 3000megawatt to 7000 but we are distributing 5000 because some of the Infrastructures are not in good state but we are slowly fixing them.
The expectation is that it should be 24 hours power supply but there will still be a gap but if you give us a second term, that gap will be closed.”


Speaking further, the former Rivers state governor said;



“Nigerians have taught me a lesson I learnt in politics and that is why nothing bothers me again. The people praising you today, if you see them when you are out of power, you will be shocked. Those singing hallelujah and hosanna will still be the same people to shout crucify him tomorrow.


“We have done much more than transport. In terms of Corruption; this economy was a rent economy. Public money was spent anyhow and it was an economy that was not worked hard for. That is why you see politicians today very rich and one year after government, they are poor. They are like that because they don’t know how to manage the money.


“When Buhari came, he said no and that we cannot continue to spend anyhow. Buhari has not said people should not steal, he has rather kept quiet to see who can steal because there is a consequence for stealing.


“I don’t want to say it has stopped completely but it has reduced. Before, there were so many empty houses in Abuja. People were building and speculating that new politicians will come in and buy but we came in and could not buy because of the economy. So if you say Buhari has not done anything on corruption, you are being most unfair.


“Also, the 2016 budget was 6percent capita but we are doing 20 percent capita now. We are doing 80 percent recurrent and 20 percent capital. We believe that in the next two to three years, we will get to 30 percent capital and we will get there if we reduce the current expenditure and deal with wastage.”
“It is also unfair if Nigerians think the ministry of works is not working. The road to Bonny was abandoned after Obasanjo left government.


“The road was below N39bn but it is now N120bn. When I was Governor, I wrote to federal government under Jonathan that I wanted to do the road for N39bn but they didn’t reply me.
“My final year as governor, energy wrote that they will take care of 50 percent of the bill and I wrote again to the Federal Government but they didn’t reply because I was in APC. Now that the Federal government wants to do it, the cost is now N120bn.


“So, Buhari government is dealing with corruption, building roads. The worst roads in Nigeria used to be between Uyo and Calabar but it has been awarded.


“The road to Enugu too that people are complaining about, contractors are working on the roads already. The work may be slow but they are working. When we came oil was $28 per barrel and our budget was $35 and suddenly it dropped but the Minister of Budget managed it for us to survive. Now oil is $74 but we still have not reached $110. If we get to that, things will change rapidly. Also the Ilorin-Jebba road. So many roads have been awarded.”


More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/?p=24449

henry49:
You'll never kill me with laughter!

sapeleboi:
no, is in Abuja

henry49:
hahahahahahaha, you're very funny!

obynorecz:
No abgor de kastina

henry49:
That bitch is damn ugly! Tell her I said so! she's damn too ugly for my liking!

henry49:
That means, you're living in the past!

kingarizona1:
No, its in Cameroon

Lovelife433:
u can sake google

Anduku:
There is nothing racist about that cartoon, it was an accurate depiction of what happened in that game

santos876:
prosper I told you not to touch that spice in yellow container.it's not curry.I TOLD YOU,I TOLD YOU!!!

argob44:
Popular Nigerian gospel singer, Sinach and her crew arrived Benin on Monday 10th September to perform at the early morning dew service of the 84th birthday celebration of the Esama of Benin, Chief Dr. Osawaru Igbinedion.

Sinach was accompanied by her husband, Pastor Joe Egbu.

AsbGistng gathered that the singer was specially invited to perform at the birthday of the Esama of Benin.

Sinach and her husband also joined the celebrant, the Esama to take breakfast at his residence in Okada, Edo state.

See photos below and Watch video of her performance, here: http://www.asbgistng.com/2018/09/sinach-esama-of-benin-birthday.html

CC: Lalasticlala

Mrsoundoro:
Dele Momodu took to his twitter account to reveal that Governor Ambode as submitted his nomination forms in Abuja .

See tweet below..

Breaking...
Governor AKINWUNMI AMBODE defies all odds, submits nomination forms in Abuja...


Source: http://www.ngg.ng/2018/09/12/governor-akinwumi-ambode-defies-all-odds-submits-nomination-forms/
lalasticlala OAM4J, Mynd44

FlirtyGist:
Nigerian man charged after a strangled lady was found inside recycling bin in his bedroom



[b]Source >>> http://gistmore.com/nigerian-man-charged-strangled-lady-found-inside-recycling-bin-bedroom

HigherEd:
Dr Oludayo isn't just any lecturer, he is the Registrar and Bishop's well loved protege.
Women likes him and he also likes women... I don't believe he harrassed anyone. He deserves to be sacked!

The past chaplain warned him but he wouldn't listen. They flock around the guy claiming he is their mentor - the girls now competing for attention probably have now destroyed him.

I heard he resigned yesterday night after they kept tagging his wife who he said is in trauma right now...

CU on its own has tried on her part to ensure lecturers can't harrass students. Rules banning students from staff quarters has been enforced, lecturers have been required to open doors when attending to female students, a lecturer who was accused by a unilag grad some months back for harrassing her 10 years ago had his office wired with a CCTV only to be caught banging another married CU lecturer with one child..

But we still have some girls with toothpick legs who go looking for these sexually starved staff(not excusing the useless staff). Oyedepo needs to now intervene and start sacking anybody sackable ....

This isn't the full chat, the part that proves the girl was somewhat a willing participant has been removed by OP.