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narit:
Hmmmmm, reading this post brings back some memories, giving me a nostalgic feelings about the past. If am to share my scammed stories I doubt I will have all the time to finish it. Seriously, i have been scammed numeriously.

Infact during my teenage years, I famously earned the nickname "BOLO" (meaning a very sluggish person). I like to believe this was as a result of my very timid nature and placing huge trust in people. Two qualities which I completely lack today. Let me quickly share with you all one of my foolishly scammed moment.

Back in 1999, when I was in my teenage year's, my mum gave me 2500 to go and buy kerosene.
I sluggishly collect the gallon of the kerosene given to me and the money not knowing I won't be coming back with any of them. I sluggishly set out on my journey, when I got to the place I was to buy the kerosene, there were lot of people their as a result of kerosene scarcity then. So we had to form a queue, I was the last on the queue, after waiting for like 30minutes on the queue.

This rough looking guy came up to me and told me leg his paining him that he has been here since morning and he his thirsty, he asked me if I could get him nylon water, from a little distantance from where we are. I told him okay, he brought out #5 and gave it to me as I was going, he told me to bring my keg and my money so as to help me buy it when it get to my turn. Without hesitation as a result of my slow mind I quickly gave him the money and my keg.

I guess you all know what happened from here. When I got back he was gone. I went back home without a finch of sadness within me, I guess this was as a result of my slow mind. I told my mum exactly this "ma when I got there, one guy collected everything you gave me and give me nylon water. This is the nylon water he gave me" It was when the slap was coming, before it hits me, my brain within a Seconds processed all that has happened to me that day, and I knew I have messed up and it is too late. Till this very day my left eye have not completely healed from that slap.

Michelle55:
Grudgingly and you called that an agreement? Kobo, biko leave me

MufasaLion:
Vasectomy needs more awareness. Most men don't understand how it is and most people don't even know it exist. You just gotta talk to him and explain things to him. Most people believes family planning is only done to the females.

Moreover, ego is among the reasons he kicks against vasectomy. An average African man wouldn't want to live his life knowing his semen is useless.

oldtruth:
Why do I hate simp so much in this life? You boy receiving such treat and you were just watching? The boys were mentioned and you still kept him there with them freely without serious warning? I feel like slapping this man. You kill that young man and may his blood never forgives anybody who had even a premonition of his treat not to talk of his dead. Somebody harassed and threatened your kid and you can't deal with them and the stupid authorities? I don't joke with my children. You harass them, you harassed me. Don't be a simp! That lovely young boy is dead and you want to bake a cake or bake all this people? May God rest this lovely boy soul. This young man suffered. This is so disheartening

Tobidarker02:
7 Because It wasn't specified if the children attended. I can't kill myself abeg

bfaci93:
Look..... I definitely don’t

benqo01:
When a girl tell you to always dream of her what does she mean? Because am not understanding o everyday she always tell me to dream of her, now i dey even fear

100Barz:
Word OG

pappy2000:
U are an idiot

pappy2000:
How can u go to my WhatsApp number carry my pix n tag me a criminal

pappy2000:
You are a fool

pappy2000:
This is one of the blackmailer her personal number is 07069497934

Iddo3:
Dear Nairalands, I’m not new on this platform but I want to remain anonymous. I moved to this apartment a few months ago. It is a self-contain at the back of the main building. My landlord, his wife, and children are living at the main building. The couples are very nice to me and I’m also nice to them. We are living peacefully together. This woman (landlord's wife) likes us to interact each time we come across each other within the compound and I also love to interact with her. She has a big yansh and nice breasts which I always look at each time I see her. I really love to bleep this woman at least once. But the problem is that her husband is always at home, he’s working from home. Anytime this woman comes out to spread clothes on the line and we started talking, her husband will come out and pretends as if he is looking for something. I really want to bleep this woman at least once. Please advise I can I do it.

Freelancer2020:
LOL and
S = Stay
H= Here
O= Operating
P= Poverty

Bahamas95:
One of their famous slogans is........
SALARY
S= Something
A= Always
L= Low
A= And
R= Reducing
Y= You

Six30:
The food I'll be missing when I become rich. It may look as though it is not possible but that is what I ate today. It is not actually the first time though. I couldn't afford Garri and soup, so I made do with the available. It is nothing but a survival strategy. I'm suffering today which is why I'm eating it out of no option. I'm sure many rich people we have today ate things worst than this before their breakthrough and today they may look at it like they were eating poison. I'll miss this food combo (beans and fufu) after my encounter with breakthrough in the nearest future. So help me God, Amen.

JigsawKillah:
My exes, said they gave up too soon, tryna get me
Big äss, her thighs too thick, for these leggings
Her tîts are oversized for these dresses, she texting
Baby boy, I take you wherever, please let me
I let her do me dirty and lick me dry, while I'm resting
I dump my load on her side, ghetto trenches
I let her hold the benches, my personal Van de Beek
She rubs it on her skin every morning, organic cream
Bad boy, find me where they do the cash exchange
Drûgs for money, boys are bombing, cops abhorrent
Where spies go home needing a plastic face
I stay by the metal, trades with some cats are grave
Jigs without a Mac is crazed, I bring the axe and shave
You, save you from spending bucks at the barber's place
My OT ensures around me these cats behave
Or get disarmed, a metal on your neck, a cat's enslaved
I hate slavery, my heroes are anti slavers
Marcus, Malcolm, Fela, Ali, Wailers
Marley, Tosh, Martin, Patrice, Mandela
Gaddafi, Zik, MKO, Kwame, Wiwa
Tutu, you get too loosed, your fam lose you
I'm Zulu, Shaka boom boom, chakras through you
I mentioned men, but many men remained unmentioned
No omission, I'm OT packed, no tensioPeace!



© Jigs Lionheart