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Users.... They have what they needed to develop their country.

Great100000:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/for-first-time-canada-to-reduce-number-of-foreign-workers/

Old story....

LocalFARMERS:
A fake senior Navy officer with Millatry Police badge was arrested by Soldiers. I just dey imagine how they will deal with this Guy




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34N_ND56rRY

This is not less than 20 strokes WHY?

It will be difficult not to be physical with him or her. At least one dirty slap will still land on him or her.

I will sue the teacher (for asault, trauma, psychological damage, child molestation , and child abuse), the school (for employing a beast as a teacher), and ministry of education (So that they'll know I'm serious).

money121:
In all honesty, it can't happen to my son in the first place, but if they chose to dare me, the teacher and the principal will go in for it.

I'm sure that is what he would have done if he was the governor. They never see anything positive in positivity.

sketcherJ:
wait bro, nothing can ever satisfy you? Like nothing at all?

All these developed countries are always selfish... They are only interested in getting the best for themselves and when they are satisfied, theyll bring up their policies to cut off. No be their fault, na our leaders cause am.

emkz:
https://punchng.com/breaking-uk-bans-overseas-health-workers-from-bringing-dependants/

Real initail Gra Gra... How much was diesel for their machineries when the contract was awarded? How much was dollar when the contract was awarded? How much were they buying Granite, Sand, Bitumen when the contract was awarded?

Blackfire:
Initial gra gra

I once made a decision to be patronising those neibourhood shops to help them instead of patronising already well established supermarkets....I now realise that i was wrong. The way they hike prices with "O ti won ni". Thank God i have so many supermarkets around my place with new ones coming up.
When you have Foodco, Ace, Justrite and others, you know you have options...What is cheap in one will be dare in another.

Just take a day for "Window Shopping" to get your prices right.

Rickmann:
On my way from work this evening, I stopped at a shop few blocks from my building to buy noodles so I could make something real quick on getting home. I asked for the smallest pack and was told 400 naira. I asked the lady to repeat what she said cos e be like say ear dey pain me and she said again "bros na 400 o" , Omo I just weak.

Looking at the current situation in the country, Will things ever get better?

DID ACCESS BANK (that he is known through) MOURN HIM ENOUGH?
DID HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY MOURN HIM ENOUGH?
DID HIS CLOSE FRIENDS MOURN HIM ENOUGH?
DID THE OP MOURN HIM ENOUGH?

Yeyeeee... If only you know the damage he and all his other bank executives did to us as a nation, you will not be asking this question.

OLAADEGBU:
"Does a man such as this not deserve to be properly honoured after his death?"

ht tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSUmfzrWZUY&t=637s

Where did he see bag of rice for 120k ... Politicians will always be politicians.

When he joins APC now, story will change.

fergie001:
Abure reacts to his release from Police custody:

It should read God Loving...

money121:
Apply within

He presented it as though the actual mining was being done in Bodija which is not true. What minureal resources is there in Bodija that they are mining. I guess they only live there and kept large quantity of explosive with them which they mostlikely are being made use of in smaller quantity at a time. In situations like this, it's good not to come out with speculations, investigation should be kept close to the chest. All this bragging about purnishing the perpetrators is like giving them the more reason to run and with our very porus borders and ineffective securities, they could as we speak be out of the country.

Bobloco:
https://punchng.com/ibadan-explosion-foreign-names-on-mining-firms-cac-documents-makinde/?amp

Earth Tremor ko.... Heaven Tramor ni... Yeyeeeee

MavisEleanor:
It's an earth tremor.

The problem is not with you, its the company that is not sincere. Irrespective of the amount you told them, they were to pay the amount due to that position. That's how companies encourage their staff to defraud them.

Just be on the lookout for another Job. You shouldnt stay long in that kind of environment... They are cheats.

Jackanda1:
I recently applied to work in an organisation.

After passing the interview and checks, the management was impressed and decided to hire and give me a major role in the company.

When i asked about the payment for my position, they threw me a popular question;
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD PAY YOU?

I gave them a figure in mind, a little above what i got in my former job. Their facial expression was 'WoW'.

I started work on tuesday and after making friends and chating the secretary, i found out that i earn twice less than the staffs in the company in the same position.

Infact, i earn a little more than the gateman and cleaner. The secretary even earns more.

Its my fault, should have done some checks on the strength and salary structure of the firm before applying.

I feel discouraged. With this information, i won't be able fuction properly. Plus this secretary with her loud mouth will spread the news in the company, making me feel worst.

Anyone with this experience? Please console me.

When a Nigerian politician makes a statement like this, I LOL and then ROTFL

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2XGKL8912o


SOURCE

Let members also report any such posts... I didbt know how important nairaland is on providing information until that last saga.

It must not hapen again.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I hereby declare a total war against name checkers on Nairaland.

Anyone who draws attention to the tribe of a criminal on a thread about a crime will be banned. This applies regardless of whether they do it overtly or covertly. Every offender will collect a ban because this is regarded as a tribal insult.

The minimum ban period is 14 days. If you have offended multiple times, it's 30 days. If you keep offending, you may be permanently banned.

- Seun Osewa.

PS: I've just made a communication breakthrough with the moderators on this issue. I expect results.

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Is the money not from the same tithe and offering given by members? The money did not grow on trees. Only takers will be shouting upandan, givers will be the ones to benefit more .

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PizhyNItH4?si=UBZ-mhFMtByr-nof

1st confirm he is not into betting... Then you can decide.

FeliciaOja:
I meet him July this year, everything about him is cool. My only worry is his fanatical support for arsenal which I consider the worst club on earth.

He keeps disturbing me of how his club will win the league, but whenever they lose he becomes super depressed and aggressive.

We have talked about this many times and he has sworn to change.
But this night he came back very late and was making so much noise, shouting and yelling
Then I googled scores and saw that his club lost today

I can't take it anymore
He is not the first guy I have dated that loved football. His own is that when his club loss it affects him very bad.

I have even suggested he should stop supporting arsenal but he won't listen.
After this night rubbish he just displayed I'm thinking of calling it quits.

Am I overreacting??

Too much or too many?

officialwdhtv:
"We are too much in UK thats why light went off" Nigerian man says after their electricity went off in London

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA_UbLf-3Oc

Alas messenger... What you said is not true.

Redomi:
One reason why you all politicians should be going back d to your people. People if Ondo state are jubilating now, whereas people in other state are mourning cos they have no idea of how bad Aketi government is to us

Have you answered the same question to yourself? While she was away, did you ever think of having sec with another lady?

If your answer is yes to anyone of the questions, then i believe you know what to do.

letstalksense:
There is this lady I plan to marry, which I have made known to her already even before she travelled for her NYSC. Although she just came back from NYSC service recently. We are just discussing the way forward and on the process I was asking her about her sexual life and how recently she had sex. After insisting for her to answer. She opened up and told me she had a sexual relationship during her NYSC service. And the reason was because I didn't call her at a particular time so she thought I have find anther woman. And that was when I was having some personal challenges. According to her, they ended the sexual relationship in the camp. That she is sorry and all that. I didn't really expect that attitude from her as she seem to look responsible and Godlily. I was just disappointed even though I pretended like everything is well. And I was also thinking she had the courage to tell me the true.

Now I have to make my decision, but needs a matured advise and guidance from a mature mind please.

Do think I should continue my marriage plan with her?

Pease what do you advise I do?

Thanks in advance.

No he didn't, He lived a successful and to a fullfilling age of 80. How old are you?

CHRISTFUCKER:
I hope he died a pathetic and painful death

Putting unnecessary pressure on your Pry school child.... Shiooooooor



quote author=Josephamstrong1 post=127509339]I don’t really understand some schools this days. My baby girl cleared all her subjects with distinction, all As and she was given 3rd position. She has been sobbing uncontrollably since yesterday. Yes, she was promised Christmas gifts and present if she takes first position in class this term.
I think she deserves the 1st position. I want to go to the school on Monday and appeal for result recheck. It can’t be!
I am not taking this o! My baby deserves 1st position with this result. [/quote]

Look who is talking....lol

Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeYMqn0BjXc?si=jNgo0CLRRvDml2Lc

Tinubu’s govt worst of all, fire will start in Rivers State – Asari Dokubo rants

[VIDEO]Published on December 13, 2023 By Ochogwu Sunday




https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/13/tinubus-govt-worst-of-all-fire-will-start-in-rivers-state-asari-dokubo-rants-video/

They could not even communicate in simple English... Very very embarrassing to the nation.

SoNature:
Source: https://www.thecable.ng/police-arrest-constables-who-demanded-money-from-dutch-rider-in-oyo/amp

Sorry about that... Strengthen yourself with the fact that there are other people who have passed through this and most especially, that you dont want to add more carry overs to this.

Christianoir:
I’ve been writing exam since i haven’t gotten any carryover…Just had one today God [u] I feel disgusted and ashamed.. since I started writing exams since Monday all my grade have been A throughout
It cbt exam once you finish writing you will see your score

I wrote and score 40/100 which is F (carryover)
The course wasn’t that hard..I read it, it was time
60 questions to answer 20min too small.

I don’t know what to do….this is my first
This is my first carryover course since
It breaking me down

I don’t even have to zeal to read for next course again

Stop reading just the title of posts to comment and always read to understand... Abi the driver is part of the materials used for the construction?

oliverwrites:
When our useless politicians will rather imbezzle money and improvise materials.

It is a shame really.

This is the simple reason All the hostages will never be released by Hamas... I guess the hostages are to serve as collateral damage for the war.

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/israel-plans-to-flood-gaza-tunnels-with-seawater-report/

Explain Why Gas Cylinder Comes With A Net

ChatGPT
Gas cylinders often come with a net for safety reasons. The net serves as a protective barrier, preventing direct physical contact with the cylinder's surface. This helps minimize the risk of damage to the cylinder, such as scratches or dents, which could compromise its structural integrity. Additionally, the net provides a degree of cushioning during handling and transportation, reducing the likelihood of accidents or leaks. Overall, it's a safety measure to ensure the cylinder remains in good condition and operates safely.


Gerrrrrrit?

Even, Human Activism is not and cannever ever be one of the criteria used.

He spoke out of ignorance

dinkyicon:
you seems not to understand what SAN is. You don't have to be human right activist. They are other criterias

Was there no flight plan discussed before the flight? As if its Lagos to Abuja by road Shioooor

Racoon:
https://www.thecable.ng/flight-diversion-united-nigeria-pilots-werent-familiar-with-nigerian-terrain-says-keyamo/amp

Who asked you? Elejo wewe

Truths9ja:
Ghana Jollof rice has no flavour- Nigeria Chef Hilda Baci


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qyLxJOW7AY?si=BxQjjJtSOe4RjIV2