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Oyindidi:
Corky stop it!

Corky?

Lizzysamuel:
Here is a moment a female stripper was caught in a live video, wearing a perfume on her private part.

The lady before hitting the club was caught in the washroom wearing a perfume on her private part to reduce the smell.

Internet users who reacted to the video, condemned the lady's act and wondered if she knows the health implications of her deed.

Watch the video HERE

That' is oyindidi from nairaland. I know that black nyansh. Preach

deepwater:
“Now, the point is that I have been in that position longer than any Nigerian will ever be there. That’s true. If any Nigerian comes in and have two terms, he will not have almost four years of military rule. So, I have been there longer than any Nigerian would ever be there.
So na the thing wey dey shake obasanjo be this?





I rebuke and bind you
I cover all my Nairaland brothers and sons with the blood.

Can I meet your boyfriend please?

deepwater:
“Now, the point is that I have been in that position longer than any Nigerian will ever be there. That’s true. If any Nigerian comes in and have two terms, he will not have almost four years of military rule. So, I have been there longer than any Nigerian would ever be there.
So na the thing wey dey shake obasanjo be this?





I rebuke and bind you
I cover all my Nairaland brothers and sons with the blood.

Madam are uou scared am gonna theif your man? U can't handle competition from gay guys?

Ejimagift:
rule 9 broken

Which rule broken? Brother, are u scared am going to toast you? You ain't my type sir. Bro can u cook?

Quinolone:
The Fine art of Indirect Game.
What is indirect game? - Indirect game is the most powerful method of seduction which anybody can master.


Now let's get some things straight before we go on :

1: You don't need to be conventional good-looking to get women, you can be short, overweight, bald, and this would still be very effective for you

2: Women are emotional beings, unlike men who are very visual and logical, Women are highly emotional and work based on emotions they are feeling at the moment

3: You do not need to be rich or wealthy to get women although it helps, it is not required. However you need to be self sufficient


Okay let's go on

This is by no means an exhaustive guide, I plan to go much deeper during the coming days, But this will get you started

This works on even long time friends who you previously had no hope with

1: Get her talking : Seduction is a game and like any game, strategy is necessary, Fact - The more she tells you about herself, the more she falls for you. When she talks, Listen. This works both with online chat and in real life.

In real life. A) Use deep eye contact ( this is a whole other topic on its own) - eye contact has a way of emotionally connecting you to someone, I can tell you with all my heart that if you learn how to use eye contact well, you are made!

B) Use active listening - Don't ever be a passive listener(listening halfheartedly), it makes others resent you as they think you don't take them seriously. Active listening involves eye contact,head nodding, smiling or frowning when necessary.
Let me tell you a little secret, everyone just wants to be heard, when you practice active listening, people will love you for it regardless of the Gender

Online Chat Making a woman open up via online chat involves using the Why, Where and When questions (note this works in real life too)

For example - She - I moved to calabar when I was 5
You - Why did you move?

this makes her open up.more and more and more, use the questions as when necessary, you can't use Where in this case because it would be ridiculous lol


2 Never let your intentions be known until its too late for her to resist you -
This is a game, and you can't show your hand too soon, if you do, she knows what you want and you instantly enter the chase mood which isn't indirect game anymore


3: Mix interest with disinterest - Dont be needy and talk to her all the time, you need to have something going on in your life, even if you don't, still don't talk to her all the time
Fact- She takes you for granted if you are always available

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like I said. before, this is not going to be an exhaustive guide, if you want me to go on, let me know

I have used these same techniques to get so many girls to fall for me that's its ridiculous, and I'm not handsome or conventionally good looking lol

I used to be very bad, and I mean bad with girls, but i decided to take matters into my own hands and decided to read on human psychology, I read literally 100s of books, some were trash, while I found some gold, And thats part of what I'm sharing with you

Peace

This will not work on black women sir. They gold digger. Preach

Is this normal y'all?

tonystark123:
really...what of side effects of not sleeping with light on

Sir, you can't buy touch light?

Hisduchess:
mrcork don't troll me with this your gayish moniker.just park one side.

Who is u.why do you call me mrcork? Who is he?

DorcasCraft:
it hurts like hell,got paid #500k for two nights of anal sex...Its definitely not for the weak minded

Brother, are you oyindidi from nairaland? You definitely her. It's her thing

Hisduchess:
Do you actually have sense at all sir

Why do u stupid man always cussing eveybody?

Oyindidi:
Go sleep

Well am not sleeping with you. Too bad

Oyindidi:
Dey deceive yourself

You don't want me to phuck? You must really hate gay men. You are homophobic

Oyindidi:
Dey deceive yourself

Sister, you dont phuck gay guys? Simply means you have no taste. Preach

Oyindidi:
Dey deceive yourself

You can't phuck gay guys? Then you have no taste. Preach

Oyindidi:
MrCork, stop this nonsense

Excuse me stalker, who is you and who is Mrcork? We met?

Revolva, N0favors and a beautiful man called oyindidi

NLevents:
Stand up Nairaland!!!


It is here again.

The 6th edition of Nairaland get-together party is in motion.

I believe most of us are aware of the success from the previous editions.

(1st Beach party thread)

https://www.nairaland.com/3552892/pictures-nairaland-get-together-party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oyqcJOw3k
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(Pool party awareness thread)
https://www.nairaland.com/3694082/nairaland-get-together-party-easter
(Video and pictures areexclusive)

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(2nd beach party thread)

https://www.nairaland.com/4277757/official-pictures-nairaland-get-together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SW4xCyoe6M

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House party awareness thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4483935/nairaland-get-together-party-4.0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlW-ixC-iA#
After party video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0H1X08sqTw

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Boat cruise
https://www.nairaland.com/4923491/nairalanders-having-fun-beach-party#74168524


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZj6WgDiyg
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This time around, we're organizing a second edition of a Pool and House party

For real updates on the 6th edition of the get together party you can join the whatsapp group through this link

https://chat.whatsapp/BtGCzkhykpl5JvMUEiwsfL

(add ". Com" after chat.whatsapp then copy it to your browser to join the group)

You can also follow us on Instagram via

https://www.instagram.com/nairaland_gidi_party/

Date: 13th April 2019
Time: 11am prompt
Gate fee: Guys: 7,000 naira
Ladies Ladies 3,000 naira

Dress code: come with your swimming suits and swag

Your suggestions and critics will go along way in making it a huge success.

Are gay guys invited?

Mrbolt565:
If they had just controlled their stupid sexual urge, I would have been prevented! All they know is to be fvucking like mad dogs! Most annoying of all is they'll be looking at me like I was begging to be born. They be telling me children is a blessing. Rubbish nonsense! Stupid mudafuckers! How can children be a blessing,when you use all your money to pay school fees?. Children is pure scam! It's so useless to be born! Just stupid pressure everywhere, especially to make it in life! Iswear I wish I was never fvucking born! To make things worse, I was now born into a shithole country. Mahn, does life get anymore fvucked up?! . Iswear I'm going to sue thier fuvking asses! Rubbish!



I'm out!

My Brother. Hi. Bro please do you suk dik?

BIGGIE121:
I was just recovering from heart break when i met this girl some weeks back, she stays in our street and she is kind of new in our street. When i first saw her it was love at first sight, we got talking and soon enough we started getting acquainted with each other.

She was open, jovial and fun to be with which made me fell helplessly in love with her but i started having reservations in asking her out when i saw that she was hobnobing with the eligible bachelors of our street (with cars).

There was a day i saw her in a romantic mood with one the bachelors ..( GOD I WANTED TO DIE OF JEALOUSY THAT DAY) i just snubbed her, she saw me and said hi to me and i responded

Few days later when she saw me she hugged me tightly in front of my buddies, i was dumbfounded,
i do not know what to make of the hug whether she is flirting with me or giving me greenlight to ask her out.

Pls Nairalanders i need your perspective on this issue, i am clueless and suffering from inferioty complex.

Bro u need man hug. Women are use less sir

Nixiepie:
I must learn this thing

Hello nipple. Please cCan I kindly make love to u (only 2 round) so I can stop been gay?

Osiki18:
For me i like beards
2.long nails
3.unbuttoned shirts
4.un combed hair
5.deep voice

Man or woman?

adecz:


Unnatural in totality....

If 2 adults is fuming, what on earth is your business sir? Nigerians will always remain backward

omoteacher:



Very disgusting news. They are truly below humans.

If 2 adults is fuming, what on earth is your business sir? Nigerians will always remain backward

garetz:
Just imagine

If 2 adults is fuming, what on earth is your business sir? Nigerians will always remain backward

dainformant:
The Katsina State police command has arrested one Aminu Mai Unguwa Tsanni, ‘m’, aged 45yrs of Tsanni village, Batagarawa LGA of Katsina State for allegedly having ‘sex’ with two men in a Katsina hotel.

According to the police press release signed by its public relations officer, SP Gambo Isa, Aminu Tsanni lured the duo of one Abdullahi Abubakar, ‘m’, aged 20yrs of Yar-Kasuwa Qrts, Katsina and Rabi’u Yahuza, ‘m’, aged 23yrs of Sabin Layi Qrts, Katsina into King Paradise Hotel, Katsina and had unlawful carnal knowledge of them one after the other, against the order of nature.

However, nemesis caught up with them when the principal suspect couldn’t pay the victims their agreed price of N10,000 each as bargained. The suspects in retaliation, took away his two GSM handsets.

Aggrieved by their action, the said Mai Unguwar Tsanni reported the matter at Sabon Gari Division as ordinary case of theft of handsets.

However police investigation has it evidently clear that, it was a case of unnatural offence as confessed by the trio.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/03/men-arrested-for-having-gay-sex-in-a-hotel-after-quarrel-over-n10k-photo.html

Our Nigeria so backward its unbearable mental disorder What's wrong with adults having sex..fool lish ediots people

donbenedict:
Coming frm a gay mudafvcker!

Brother. Don't make me ask u to touch your to. Please. Be nice