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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 7:22pm On Nov 05, 2022

oluayebenz:
Lol

In decade coming, US won't redesign it currency

But Mefi said it's standard practice to redesign notes every 5-8yrs abi US no dey follow standard ni? grin

Yea, instead of redesigning, it's actually easier to mopup/stop circulation of older notes up to 5yrs back.

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 3:04pm On Nov 05, 2022

COPIED..

USA MOVES TO CHECKMATE DOLLAR STOCKPILE IN AFRICA..

Sequel to the just concluded extraordinary meeting held in Washington DC on Nov. 2nd 2022 between the United States Federal Reserve Bank, Office of the Comptroller of Currency, IMF, World-Bank and Governors of Africa's Central Banks, the United States Govt has set date for restriction on acceptable legal tender note of US Dollar which will commence on Jan. 31st 2023.

The restriction implies that any US Dollar note below 2021 printed date will no longer be accepted or be a legal tender anywhere in the world... This effort is to curb billions of illegal monies in dollar bills warehoused around African continent emanating from drug related, terrorism, kidnapping and money from corrupt politicians.

As part of the enforcement of the strict action plan, African central banks will be assigned with a special agent from the Office of the Comptroller of Currency, Administrator of National bank United States of America to checkmate all inflows and outflows of dollar transactions.

The report also has it that US president has also written to British Government and European Union to tour same line and redesign their currencies accordingly to frustrate those with ill-gotten money in US dollar, British Pound Sterling and Euros.

Should this action be implemented come January 2023 as reported, Nigerian corrupt politicians will be worse hit.

Credit..

Routers News.

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 11:07pm On Oct 31, 2022

Mma24:
Hi guys,

I have been investing with Stanbic IBTC and seeing my accumulated interested but in October I noticed that my interests has been withdrawn I contacted them they claimed that they paid it into my bank account but no such money was received and my statement of account shows nothing entered but they are still insisting through their email that it did.

Please what do I do in this situation? I feel scammed by Stanbic IBTC

And you are sure it was not reinvested (joined to your principal funds)? Please check your investment/redemption history within the time frame in question and confirm it wasn't reinvested. I think it's ok you reconfirm the Acct details (for redemption) attached to your mmf

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Education › Re: Minimum Requirements Of Becoming A Professor In Nigeria by Boyhood: 5:09pm On Oct 12, 2022

ejimatic:
Pokytecnic...Assistant lecturer. L111 L11 L1 SL PL and CL...With the revised progression though not yet implemented. GA will be the starting point for a degree holder....... University: GA AL. L11 LI SL Reader and Proff.......Becoming a reader is where the challenge is in university ..Awarding proffesssor depends on whom you are and how you relate to the management... Some readers don't even write again because they are not appointed as professors.Your assessment to be Reader is more challenging than your appointment as a prof...

Can you please outline the hierarchy of Technologist cadre
I want to understand the position of an instructor and technician, which comes first.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are The Two Things That Would Make You Visit A Guy Repeatedly? by Boyhood: 7:43pm On Sep 19, 2022

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 6:46pm On Sep 19, 2022

bfn1:
Just tried mine, working fine.

I'll suggest you check your network or update the app.

It wasn't network, so I updated the app and it now logged in fine.
Thank you so much.

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 5:19pm On Sep 19, 2022

Is anybody else finding difficulty in login into FBNEdge or is it just me?

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 9:02pm On Aug 18, 2022

Saw this on fb and I wish to ask can one actually open a foreign account from Nigeria? Could this be a scam advert?

Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Boyhood: 12:36pm On Aug 11, 2022

frankycoolbeans:
Thunder FAYA Buhari... Any time Any day... ON A STEAD...

Any of his apologetic supporter; Thunder FAYA them too...
and twice on weekends

Nonsense & Buhari!!!

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Know The Truth, Peter Obi Replies Tinubu by Boyhood: 11:57pm On Aug 10, 2022

PointZerom:
A nother
P ackaged
C riminals.

Politics › Re: The Machine Gun Wielding Robot The Nigerian Army Is Testing. by Boyhood: 4:27pm On Jul 27, 2022

This must be an unmanned gun men

Politics › Re: I Never Supported Tinubu To Be His Running Mate - Shettima by Boyhood: 8:23am On Jul 22, 2022*

richiemcgold:
when will this people start rolling out their manifestos? I mean tinubu, atiku, obi and others.

Up till now, none of them has given any realistic and clearcut plan on how they'll fix the economy & electricity.

It's high time we face the real issues and do away with all these tribal and religion sentiments. It won't take us anywhere.

..and btw, these people below don't know there's a difference between campaign and manifesto.

Sports › Re: Southampton Signs Super Eagles Midfielder Joe Aribo From Rangers by Boyhood: 9:37pm On Jul 10, 2022

sammysneh:
Players can lie if he goes to another club he will say its his boyhood club

No player will lie against me. I am the real boyhood club

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 7:39am On Jun 20, 2022

binaflexia:
Hey guys! Which MMF has the best rate for a long term investment?

If you are looking long term, it's best you look at bonds and TBills. MMF rates fluctuats base on market conditions the best rate you see today could be the worst tomorrow. But with bonds, your rate is locked (same) for the whole duration you invested

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 6:26am On Jun 15, 2022

oluayebenz:
He said he bought it 3 months ago....

The question should be, is it possible to get dollar at 430 three months ago?

The story no clear

Sorry, I actually didn't get where he said 3 months ago hence my comment

Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 2:23pm On Jun 14, 2022

Mukah1234:
How did you buy at 430naira per dollar?

Not How, instead you should be asking when did he buy?

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Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe: Why Peter Obi Dumped PDP, Withdrew From Presidential Race by Boyhood: 1:20pm On May 26, 2022

AntiBMC:
Peter Obi is a very smart man. With PDP ditching zoning, the man has seen what's at play and is simply taking the next viable solution. Any party he goes to, we will gladly follow.

Even if na end of the year party, we will gladly follow

Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Forged Our Certificate – NYSC by Boyhood: 10:16pm On May 25, 2022

Seri26:
Is NYSC a certificate require for senatorial post, just asking for a reason

Most of these political offices only needs secondary school certificate to contest so NYSC cert might not be necessary since you don't expect secondary school leaver to go for service.

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Politics › Re: Deborah Samuel: NBA Bows To Pressure, Postpones Sokoto SPIDEL Conference by Boyhood: 6:10pm On May 17, 2022

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Business › Re: Why Do Neighbours Hardly Patronise Their Fellow Neighbour's Business? by Boyhood: 11:40pm On Apr 30, 2022

sonnie10:
why would your mum own a boutique and you go to learn barbing ? Can't you learn the business from your mum?

imagine oh... He left his mum's business and went for a barbing business and he expects others to stick to patronizing his mum when they too are free to make choices

Romance › Re: Can Someone Driving A Lexus Be Living In This Kind Of Place(pics) by Boyhood: 2:13pm On Mar 31, 2022

rickpat:
why should you allow things you see here bother you?...some people are here to fulfill their girl/boyhood fantasies

sorry Boyhood doesn't have fantasies.
I still don't understand why you had to mention me in your comment.

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 9:37pm On Mar 22, 2022

ibechris:
A Commercial paper.

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 9:24pm On Mar 22, 2022

@ cardinal stone commercial paper

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 8:15am On Mar 09, 2022

exclusiveoloori:
Good morning house,

Can someone confirm fbn quest mmf present account number. Want to compare it to the one I got from one of their staffs online. Will like to make a transfer on Monday

Thanks

See attached

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 6:57am On Mar 01, 2022

1stNumeroUno:
Well done bro, by chance do you have knowledge of their interest rate?

check here
https://fbnquest.com/asset-management/resources/historical-funds/

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Boyhood: 12:29pm On Feb 27, 2022

Donbrig:
Since about 2 weeks, I haven't been able to access my account online with Fbnquest mutual fund, is anyone also having same issues with Fbnquest mutual fund?

By online, you mean using the FBNQuest app?
I don't usually login my app so often but with this your question, I tried it and it opened seamlessly giving me access to all my portfolio

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Family › Re: Help My Husband Seems To Be Addicted To Prostitutes! by Boyhood: 4:12pm On Jan 16, 2022

lomprico:
Religion is #2 of this issue, your husband is #1

If you still want your marriage to work, start watching porn n learn what they do there so that you can do it with your hubby, if possible boyhood you shld watch it together n discuss how you both want it.

If you are fed up, divorce the asshole and move on before you destroy yourself. This one u are already having yourself.

I still don't understand why you had to mention me (boyhood) here.

Politics › Re: Primary School Teacher, Others Forfeit ₦110.4 Million To FG by Boyhood: 7:26pm On Jan 13, 2022

LegalOpinion:
Listen to yourself. Her son send "millions" for her to invest and remain as a primary school teacher?

BTW you also forgot to tell us what the multi-millionaire son does "somewhere in South America".

Listen to yourself too... Did she fraudulently get such money and still remain as a primary school teacher?
BTW you too also forgot to tell us what crime the multi-millionaire teacher commited "is it a crime for a teacher to keep millions in her bank account"?

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 3:11pm On Dec 27, 2021

emmanuelewumi:
What are our investment mistakes in 2021?

What are the Investments and businesses that gave us the best returns in 2021?

What are our investment plans for 2023?

Mistake: I was risk avast especially because of the losses I incurred in 2020 and thus left a good part of my capital in MMF for most part of year.
Best return: I literally didn't investment much hence the %age I left in cryptos gave the best returns.
Plans: please lets talk about plans for 2022 before 2023.
I never reach to do 2,3 or 5years plan but am learning from here Sha.

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Travel › Re: Adventure Of A UK Tier 4 Dependant by Boyhood: 9:16am On Dec 26, 2021

Abini2012:
Compliment of the Season Nairalanders! May this season bring glad tidings to YOU and yours.

Merry Christmas �

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Travel › Re: Adventure Of A UK Tier 4 Dependant by Boyhood: 10:16pm On Oct 31, 2021

Abini2012:
This is the new normal for now..
Queues to enter shops cuz the shops must have a certain max no of people according to its space in line with Covid reg

Has this new normal come to stay or people have reverted to the status quo like most places here in Nigeria

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Boyhood: 11:24am On Sep 11, 2021

I hope this is not true. Pls can someone please confirm the authenticity of this circular?

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