₦airaland Forum

ImaIma1:
Too many principles. Is someone supposed to print these stuffs out while going on a date? Or paste on the wall...

How you take dey read and understand your book?

Makes sense.

9. Don't leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes (Guys, please don`t ever try this except you don`t like her)

10. Don't buy her too many gifts she may think you're trying to "buy" her .
Gistmeblog you got this wrong. Only this one o . No lady ever thinks you are trying to buy her when yoyu buy her loads of gifts except she doesn`t like you fa. Haba.
Buying gifts for a lady is one of the easiest routes to their hearts except you are just trying to discourage guys from spending.


11. If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don't put her in the back seat. Yes guys, even if it`s your Mum (Except if your Mum was already seated in front when you picked her up). Well, except of course say you no like the girl

14. After the first sex always call as a courtesy (whether the sex was good or bad). Yeah but kindly get married before sex

20. Don't ask her for money. Chai! Don`t ever try this except say you no just like yourself

IrokoOluwere:
Next second ... not less than four people that were probably customers descended on me and started yelling .
… how can you be using an iPhone with no android as a second phone .
... You go dy use stupid iPhone, stupid phone . Just because you wanto oppress people with it, that’s why you bought it .
... iPhones are not made for Nigerians , you’re wasting your time .
... better go and sell it and buy android .
... only Americans use iPhones.
... any Nigerian using iPhone is stupid .
And they went on and on and on . I was dumbfounded, yet pissed .
I was like What is the meaning of all these nonsense you’re telling me?
I haven’t met any of these people before for heavens sake !
Why are you people sounding so insecure like this ? Jeez !
I simply ignored them and went ahead to print my stuff ...

it happens here on Nairaland every now and then too
Whenever there’s a thread about iPhones , you see android fan boys all over the place spewing as much trash as they could .
Please come here and tell me what exactly do you stand to gain ?

What you termed as "next second" is the point the spirit of the antichrist took over them.
They did same thing to Blackberry.
Android is interested in mining your data.

itspzpics:
Due to killings happening in plateau state, Pastor and his wife cries as they burned down their church and slaughter some of their members in the church.

No, they are not crying for their building but for the human beings that were killed. Haba!

FlirtyKaren:
Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke according to NAN was set to launch his taxi company that will begin operations in the South-Eastern states of Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Abia, and Ebonyi respectively, has been disgraced by owner of the platform. 

Chief Operating Officer of the company, Mr Austin Nnaemeka who spoke at a press conference to herald the launch of the company in Awka, Anambra State on Friday night, said Jim Iyke was only contracted as a brand ambassador of the company but was relieved of his job after he started claiming ownership of the company.

 “Jim Iyke is my friend, and I brought him in as a brand ambassador of the company, just like Rachael Okoli and other celebrities here but he started asking questions that were out of his scope.

“He later started looking for a way to sway us into making him a shareholder, and then started parading himself as the owner of the company. He was warned once, and again, making it two times before we relieved him of his job.

“I am using the opportunity of this press conference to state emphatically that Mr Jim Iyke is not the owner of Mr Taxi and has no contribution in the company. That is what I want to tell you today" he said. 

https://lailasnews.com/jim-iyke-disgraced-by-owner-of-taxi-company-he-claims-to-be-ceo-of/

who knew Mr Taxi before Jim Iyke announced it?
Jim Iyke was doing a good job.
He took the brand like his own.
Eyah...
Jim Iyke kindly start yours.

O my!
Water that contains urine, spit and faeces?

PDP hahba naw!?

Regina Askia, What an error.
She can tell her man her age but never announce your age publicly as a woman.

They should have hooured her.
Right now, they all look unserious with regards to Biafra.

When a man`s mind is made up, it`s made up.
I know she`s boxed up though.

But on a serious note, are you sure that is not her son?
The son they told her she lost some years ago at the hospital?
I think they should both go for DNA test.

Princeofnigeria:



Ronaldo is gone refused to join illuminati and freemason so he's going down.



In this life either you're for God or Satan.


The idiot refused to serve God or even Satan

You can't stand on middle ground is either you're for heaven or hell.




They did it to Messi with tax issues if he had refused to join illuminati he would have Been in prison by now

You get sense.
I hope he doesn`t yeild to the devil.

Dtribeless:
You know; you're far too wise. Tell us, why were those with membership slips disallowed?

Thank you

Wow, after Fela has dropped his money,
Hm!

Men, berra listen o.

Wow, I really love this.

Whoa! `Would love to own this.

Mutemenot:
Op, your decision is good but don't over expect an impact from the book. Whatever your bae couldn't learn from her home about marriage n family, do not expect it to be acquired perfectly from books. Wishing her a lovely birthday in advance

Lies!
It is so clear you dont read books at all.

YOLO1:
Good day house.
Please, my girlfriend is having her birthday this month. Aside the normal birthday gift, I would like to get her some books on Family and Marriage. Would like to have some suggestions about nice literatures that covers marriage, family, treatment and understanding of the husband, the children, her role and duties as the wife to be, finances in the family and so on.
Thanks

I think you need to read too.
That you dont know what books to buy for her means you have not been reading yourself.

-Things I wish I knew Before We Got Married by Gary Chapman
-Total Money Make Over by Dave Ramsey
-Talk Your Way Into Intimate Marriage (Very very nice)
-His Needs, Her Needs by Willard F. Harley
-Men are from Mars, Women are From Venus by John Gray
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Dtribeless:
I don't have a way! Black man, black mind. I'm not hungry or know any of these clowns.

No wonder your assertions were so off.
Those who know what`s up, voted.
Kindly respect their wish.

Dtribeless:
I'm not hyped, my brother, so no need to calm down. If Nigeria were to explode today, it would not affect me, personally, one bit. If you agree with this kind of situation, then you just don't know it; you're part of the problem. Again, the folks you people want to be like, successful countries the world over, mostly agree that what is wrong is wrong, even if it's their preferred outcome. Until Nigerians would come to that realization, my brother, get a visa out of that Shithole. Again, I'm unbelievable calm. I could give a sh*t about Tinubu or Ambode but in next year's elections, Nigeria must reject this Babasope arrangement. Baba only cares about himself and his interest, which may not include the long-term well-being of most Lagosians.

My God!
People voted and there is a winner.
PEOPLE voted!!!
Must everything always go your way?
Kindly respect the wishes of voters.
They all can`t be fools, haba now, come on!!

gaby:
Mad people sabi claim things and yarn opata well well...

hahaha, why you dey make me laugh like this naw?
God please save him if this is the case o, amin.

Dtribeless:
Was yesterday's power show an election?

Yes, it was an election.
The people showed their power and voted who they wanted.
Kindly calm down.

ajl:
Simply because LAWMA was an inefficient 18th century agency where party members are rewarded as POPs.

Sorry Sir, are you okay please?
Which LAWMA was inefficient?

When Olamide sang "Leave trash for LAWMA" you think those were wack lines?

Please I don`t enjoy blind arguments or sentiments.
Talk wetin you know say na true.

Lerra dude.

R2bees:
Deaths everywhere

Life everywhere.

How many dead people do you see in that boat?
How many living souls in that boat do you see?

How many dead bodies did you count last week?
How many living did you count last week?

SoNature:
Oh, shut it, you shameless one!

I remember how you people were attacking whoever criticised Ambode

Suddenly, you all want him out just because one man is fed up

The article focused on the ills of Ambode without mentioning how he has done so much in Lagos in three years

Show me that man who has ruled as governor without faults

Hypocrisy must be a Nigerian!

What did Ambode do?
Build bus stop?
He worked 3 years with nothing to show and you want people to continue to praise his stagnancy because they don`t want to show you that they are Tinubu`s followers??
Abeg think small naw.
Why you hate Tinubu like this, ehn?

How can almost the whole of Lagos be wrong?
Think...

Oh! I forgot, you believe so much in the superstitious.

Lyoncrescent:
I can testify to the removal of ganiyu Johnson the former commissioner of works. You can read hisprofile. This man is a thorough engineer and very good. He was the brain behind the Berger project design and the various laybys we saw in the beginning of Ambodes regime. The guy was very good as an engineer and planner but ambode for some reason got rid of him

Don`t listen to naysayers.
Lagosians are no fools.
Sanwo-Olu for Governor joor.

gaby:
I've mentioned it before that for a gang-up such as this to be almost 100% successful, Ambode must have been a terrible person to an extent.

Oga, he disbanded LAWMA, to Lagosians like me, this is unforgivable.
How can you sack LAWMA??
Na wa o.

They look like men now...

ijaola:
it is a structure mostly servicing the few against the majority.

This is where you all keep missing it.
It serves majority.
Never forget that, okay?
And stop deceiving yourself!

Africlegend rubbish post and content.
Tinubu till God calls him home, you hear me?
Mtcheew

Gagare1:
I am glad I told her. I now realize that with the right person beside you, life is worth living. The right person will be like a rocket for you; giving you the momentum you need to fly. The good thing about life is that, when you find the right person and you both are flying, those on the ground will not be able to tell the different compartments that make up the flying body; you fly as a whole. We now plan and look forward to a future, and one just cannot imagine that future without the other. Life is good with the right company.

Don't forget to shield her ALWAYS.
GOD is your strength

pimpchi:
You can't comprehend simple sentence abi??

I dey tell you say, the person wey you quote na man im be.
What has comprehension got to do with it?