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SirLakes:
Dem no beat am well, that's why e still remember say phone dey use SIM

Hahaha, chai this matter serious o, why you come dey make me laugh naw?

queenbetsy:
Hand him over to the NPF and that's the end! What happened to the ones they caught between mangoro and ikeja earlier this year??



I just give up on the NPF




If you ask me, I mean IF you ask me oo, he should be burnt to ashes!!!


Nobody! I repeat, Nobody, can convince me that the NPF doesn't have anything to do with these kind of people

Ah, burnt to death without investigation?
What if, IF o, all those items are as a result of years of begging?

But what if he`s really mad and those things are gifts to him?

Born2Breed:
This kemi woman. Just let Linda be biko.

Is it your surrogate?

Btw we have all gotten pregnant before and we all know there is no way the navel won't show during pregnancy.

Wetin concern me sef!

Abeg we wey no know, you mean say Linda navel show abi e no show?

boy16:


very funny

I wonder when Nairaland will improve on its Emojis

Why you thief my user name naw?

miracood:
WAT USE HAS #5 GOT IN NIGERIA OF TODAY

Two N5 note can buy stuffs

AlphaStyles:
e better ma go abroad or village go marry better pkanya wey no dy obsessed with cash

Hahaha na here I need to laugh, go naw, make you come back tell us how Naija cheeks are berra

Offpoint:
I Don stop teytey

Okay o, as you no waste time

AlphaStyles:
we go make am but i no fit marry this kind woman

Everybody just get their different taste sha.

Snake catch am abi them put the snake for the man neck after dem catch am?

Offpoint:
I Don stop teytey

Oshe baba!!

Offpoint:
I no like person dey feel like dem own my life cuz I dey work for dem

Okay you go need to save, start your own, leave working-for-people be that

naija4all:
well I have a toyota corolla 1997. automatic and super engine for 300k. lagos.....if u're interested....quote me and we can discuss thereafter.

Pics please.

Offpoint:
you believe say e fit be one work place? na different places naw

Thank you jare.
Na naw my mind cool down.
You too dey vex, wetin!?

I like people like you sha, once una love person, e go sweet

Offpoint:
Na work place, i too dey vex

Oh oga, you no answer me well naw.
I say weda na ONE work place you do that one.
Them wait make you slap colleague then later you come slap Boss wife then another day you come beat the Boss, beat your Manager another day?
Na so them like your beating.

anayolity wow, I give God praise then, thank You LORD.
I lurrrve my job.
My company is warm, it`s got a human face; I lurrrve the CEO, my Director, my Colleagues...
I look forward to Mondays.

CaptainG00D:
U might be living with theives, yr brothers and sisters. Ask them

I tire o. It is so easy to see.

Offpoint:
My workplace is my bed and my PC is my tool...and my sanity and peace of mind is intact.

Reasons for not longer interested in working under someone:

*Anger issues "I slapped my manager twice, fought my boss once, punch my co-worker in the face for lying against me, pushed my boss wife down a staircase for insulting me in the presence of a client[ police station we ended later"
was once placed at customer care desk, and that lasted for just 2 hours (I really don't wanna talk about what happened, but some customers are pain in the azz.. rude, inpatient, uncultured, egocentric, psychos, frustrated souls etc)

Don't judge me, I'm introvertic in nature, I can endure shít for long but once I've had enough... Hell has no fury like a pissed offpoint.


If you're reading this, get any IT or just any reasonable skill- get a business idea, don't just rely on another man's job cuz your future is not promised and your sanity you may lose.

Don't wanna talk about marketing department of some firm with unrealistic target like I was supposed to force people into buying what they don't need. they'll budget 20 naira for advertisement and expect 5 billion.... nonsense.

Abeg na for one work place you do all that one?

flyca:
I don't like my job that much. Pay is good, environment is good, working conditions are good, my colleagues are good but my job is not challenging. 70% of the time I'm not busy with company work. This is a job I would have loved if I had tasks to do everyday.

I am the only foreigner in a company of 700 staff. My supervisors do not deligate duties to me (not out of hate o). Well, maybe they do, but..... Maybe it would take a while before they'll really get used to me. But I feel so different and so lonely.

The food is different, enjoyable atimes, the people are different, their general lifestyle is different.

I wish I can go home where is the home sef?

Please don't quote me. I'm fine here. And I'm already strategizing my next move

You must be working in an oil Company.
My best days at work is when I am doing tasks.
Why? Because the day go just dey go fia fia fia
I feel ya pain Sis, take heart

AlphaStyles:
Man suppose provide but man no be GOD wey go dy provide heaven and earth and man wey no dy priviledged to get that much money still be human being money is not everything

Ehen, you understand wetin I dey talk.

The reason guys dey para for this girls and money matter na because them never make am. Money never dey their hand.
Men wey get the money ehn, dey tell tell their wives make say make dem siddon house take care of the children. I know these type of men plenty.

Money never dey na im make guys dey look women pocket.

with GOD and with patience, wego make am.

AlphaStyles:
so na only man go be atm for house abi? make she nor go find work do dy wait make man dy spend money like mugu because of her mtcheew

But na so e suppose be.
She go get her money o but man suppose get pride I providing for his household. Na so e suppose be.

Na hardship wan upset this balance, we go get money yakata

[quote author=AlphaStyles post=71194036][/quote]ROTFL...wait...you know why i dey talk like this? Our female children.
So make we dey encourage our female children to provide for themselves when them dey man house? No nah.
Men must learn to be responsible.

rerolu:
men this is intresting

You watch am?

So o Tonto, you dey bleach?

But, I lurrve that hair

correctbae I don dey warn guys since.
Una see wetin "Make your own money" dey cause?

E no bad make woman work, but when you as a man shift responsibilty of providing to woman, or share am with woman and you dey boast about am, na something like this e dey cause o.

Newsmania kindly tell his dad didn`t know what he was doing.
The dad wants to bless them, and say good things to them but he was under influence.
Immediately after saying such to them, he would never even remember that he ever said such words to them.
The dd was probably confused alll his life why every one hates him. Poor soul.

That is why it is good to pray.

FortifiedCity:


Someone wrote 'how to murder your husband', and a man was still living with her?

The man is just dumb

See the wey you dey sound wise.
Why you no talk am since when the man dey alive?

Liliyann:
This could have been averted if only she has a rich and caring boyfriend to take her where ever she wants to go!
It's quite a pity most guys are shying away from their responsibility!!

Your boyfriend should be your god on earth,he should be willing to do anything for you and go extra miles just to make you happy... even getting a nice ride and a driver to drive you!

Never settle for less!
Be with a man that is ready to spend for you just to prove his love and loyalty!!

God bless you girl for this.
It makes us guys happy to be able to provide for our cheeks.
I don`t know where these small small boys talking trash on this forum evolved from but GOD pass all of them.

Kiishii I don`t think you should quit your job.
Why? Because I feel your husband may want to punish you by withholding money from you in the future.
But, I don`t think you should be stubborn about it.
Try to kindly win him to your side by trying to allay his fears of death of your children.
Send him Scriptures of long life for your family okay.

Gosh, how is that anything close to a human form??

alexistaiwo:
That one no mean say you go enter kingdom of God

If na me you dey talk o, i don enter because you see Jesus grace upon my life, e big pass them

enuk80:
Hello everyone,

I just want to know....why some girls who have serious boyfriends give their number out to another guy who they just met?

She knows she has a boy who is everything to her yet she gives her number out to total stranger who just talk to her on meeting her.

Is this really proper for a girl to give her number out when she knows she has a boyfriend?

Why can't she say no or sorry I have a boyfriend?

****after giving her number out to guys, they start asking her out and this create problems in her relationship.

Marry her now instead of forming Umbrella.
If you no wan marry am yet, allow people wey ready connect with her naw.