₦airaland Forum

O joor wherey bah jeh!
Wherey Alasho really!

zicoraads:
Thepasserby...the Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year is 'Post-Truth'.

Stop misleading people by saying it's Xenophobia.

He didn't mention the "Oxford Dictionaries Dictionary's" but rather states: "It will also interest you to know that the word of the year 2016 is xenophobia".
Infact, I wan add ma own: Bembesticlala - Someone that assumes to know more than enough!

Contact an Architect and pay for the service. #HelpTheEconomyGrow

Recently, I have not heard of Sola, the daughter of APC National Chairman weds Iyke, the son of Container Off-loader in Oyingbo market... Amaka why Is it that there is no joint that can connect them or or there is no avenue for them to meet, why ? Am confused

polyandrous ko Uniandroid ni!


Wait o, Zimbabwe or Kenya?
Na who rent the house wey three of them dey live. A private blue film tagged marriage. No carry am come Nigeria o because the two men involved makes it Same sex marriage o!

The tone of her write-up sounds like somebody that is smarter than Jesus... You will meet Him there!
No be me you dey deceive! (too lazy to google that pishure)

Their cause makes sense but they would have done it in a more elite way, probably by writing to the Governor pleading for review. It is not easy to cope (imagine) spending December salary on the 12th of the month, then, the aims and objectives of the governor himself will be jeopardized. They will not be able to spend the yuletide itself in happiness and joy. Thereafter, come January, a new year month, they will suffer for another 31 days b4 they collect another salary or go on the street begging or borrowing. Taking credit facility, left, right, center and middle. I wouldnt blame them but the approach can be considered as a sign of ungratefulness. I suggest that his Excellence review their agitation and probably approve 13th month salary for them among other packages. God bless Nigeria!

Had I known, it is this lenghty! I thought it was something that I can just browse thru and grasp majors!

MrTeCO:
Please move this to Front page so dat people will be aware....


am Igbo....Anambra First Son...and I strongly oppose the way most of we Igbos hustle for money at the expense of other peoples health n lives without giving a thought about it.


see eh...if I catch any Igbo man doing any illegal biz.....I won't spare a second to report him to the police....some people are just wicked.......tufia kwa....*spits*





Cc....Lala abeg do the needful

No be me you dey deceive...

The Poor Guy!

Idydarling:
son as handsome and well groomed as the dad, i love this.

Only a woman can pass such comment... I see u!

timsTNA:
God knows if this was a military regime, Buhari would have had Tinubu shot by now.

Amaka why now

The title should be: The man finally concurs after enjoying testing for 10 years

ope o!

ope o!

stainlink:
That is simply sex education.

I remember those days that we use to search for "transparent balloons" in "boola". O mehn, those good olds now children know different sizes of condoms

This one no be sex education, na stupid error by the Printing Press wey package am and the lackadaisical blunder by the authority wey allow am flow to market, com reach pupils hand. Nigeria Sha!

I pray say make he no disgrace am last last....

AllTheWayUp:
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I fear for Sanusi's freedom


Buhari will soon order DSS and EFCC to clamp down on Emir Sanusi for speaking the obvious truth.[/size]

Dem no born hin papa! He wan die? Make una no dey envisage nonsense for here jere! He no go do dat na!

Attention Mr. Seun Osewa,
Season’s Greetings to you, your crew, your family and Nairalanders in general.
We thank God that we are in the season of Celebration again, the season when everybody believes that; its time to celebrate, its time to be joyous, time to share good stories, good memories & good gifts among ourselves and most esp. make ourselves happy.
I thank God for the discovery of this forum/platform even though it has been an adventure of mixed feelings so far. This a platform where couples come to celebrate themselves and likewise settle scores, it’s a platform where people mock and catch fun, a platform where you can be scolded for being a “SlowPoke” (Thanks to autochanger app wink) and ‘Herolised’ for using your small brain (most especially when you cross the border of FP). Different emoticons nko? Like GRIN, SMILE, CONFUSED, SHADE, WEEP, KISS, WINK and so on, will always make your day (I thank God for Seun).
All in all, I, on behalf of NLERS or let me state it like this (b4 sombori go say WETIN CONCERN YOU# and send in that footballer pix); I, being a bonafide NLer since 1908 (ah, sorry since 1914), wish to use this opportunity to show my sincere appreciation and recognition to the creativity Seun Osewa has brought on board which has actually united several millions of citizens of the world dominated by Nigerians.
And as well, on behalf of the Innovator, Inventor and Founder (I know he can never be upset with this, afterall it is not ‘Secessional’ statement nor a Recessional Policy), the person of Mr. Seun and his group of Companies; MODs (Lala for his mind go no say he don dey reach hin turn to receive some Eulogy now cheesy) and other NL Officials, wish to send in season’s greetings and recognition to all NLERS home and away @ this Yuletide period, God bless us all!
I think it’s a worthwhile project if @Seun can approve a GIFT SESSION (that is, if it does not contradict the law of the Land o dunno!) during this period: by Gifting out probably MB among other gifts to some selected NLers (you can engage a crew to iron out this) in the proposed manner:
Tangible gifts to,
1. The NLer with the highest likes of the year (if the stats is available anyways),
2. The NLer with the highest Mentions of the year,
3. The most patronized Post of the Year,
4. The most controversial post of the year,
5. And the recurrent gifts can be;
i. The Nler with the highest FTC of the day,
ii. The NLer with the highest FP comments for the day, and
iii. The most frequent COMMENTATOR of the day.
Note: These No 5 items can be opened from Dec 3, 2016 to January 2, 2017 while the ‘Tangible gifts’ is definitely One-Off thing.
If you CONCUR to this motion: Click like, otherwise Click sharehttp://www.nairaland.com/3497420/open-letter-mr-osewa#51564175

All these things you are seeing cheaply go dey cost pass Air France Ticket.

NEXT TIME YOU ARE VOTING, DONT VOTE FOR THE CURRENT BECAUSE THE FORMER WAS A SLOWPOKE!

@OP, WHO TELL U SAY SAY THE OWNERSHIP IS GOING TO BE VERY SOON, THE THING WEY BE SAY NA FU*K AT FIRST SIGHT

Attention Mr. Seun Osewa,
Season’s Greetings to you, your crew, your family and Nairalanders in general.
We thank God that we are in the season of Celebration again, the season when everybody believes that; its time to celebrate, its time to be joyous, time to share good stories, good memories & good gifts among ourselves and most esp. make ourselves happy.
I thank God for the discovery of this forum/platform even though it has been an adventure of mixed feelings so far. This a platform where couples come to celebrate themselves and likewise settle scores, it’s a platform where people mock and catch fun, a platform where you can be scolded for being a “SlowPoke” (Thanks to autochanger app ) and ‘Herolised’ for using your small brain (most especially when you cross the border of FP). Different emoticons nko? Like GRIN, SMILE, CONFUSED, SHADE, WEEP, KISS, WINK and so on, will always make your day (I thank God for Seun).
All in all, I, on behalf of NLERS or let me state it like this (b4 sombori go say WETIN CONCERN YOU# and send in that footballer pix); I, being a bonafide NLer since 1908 (ah, sorry since 1914), wish to use this opportunity to show my sincere appreciation and recognition to the creativity Seun Osewa has brought on board which has actually united several millions of citizens of the world dominated by Nigerians.
And as well, on behalf of the Innovator, Inventor and Founder (I know he can never be upset with this, afterall it is not ‘Secessional’ statement nor a Recessional Policy), the person of Mr. Seun and his group of Companies; MODs (Lala for his mind go no say he don dey reach hin turn to receive some Eulogy now ) and other NL Officials, wish to send in season’s greetings and recognition to all NLERS home and away @ this Yuletide period, God bless us all!
I think it’s a worthwhile project if @Seun can approve a GIFT SESSION (that is, if it does not contradict the law of the Land o dunno!) during this period: by Gifting out probably MB among other gifts to some selected NLers (you can engage a crew to iron out this) in the proposed manner:
Tangible gifts to,
1. The NLer with the highest likes of the year (if the stats is available anyways),
2. The NLer with the highest Mentions of the year,
3. The most patronized Post of the Year,
4. The most controversial post of the year,
5. And the recurrent gifts can be;
i. The Nler with the highest FTC of the day,
ii. The NLer with the highest FP comments for the day, and
iii. The most frequent COMMENTATOR of the day.
Note: These No 5 items can be opened from Dec 3, 2016 to January 2, 2017 while the ‘Tangible gifts’ is definitely One-Off thing.
If you CONCUR to this motion: Click like, otherwise Click share

Why Buhari wan fall na?

may be na swag sha...

So I should follow this story too Na wao! Make NCC increase data tariff jere

HungerBAD:
Chief Rotimi Akeredolu.

It is just too early for you to start this way.

Your explanation is even more of an insult to Tinubu, and those sending you to ridicule him, will leave you out in the cold when it is your time to face the heat.

You are new in Politics, and this is how you want to start?remember there is a reason why Western Politics is called the Wild Wild West Politics, and towing this line will educate you on how that name was gotten.

When Tinubu congratulated you on all National Dailies, he specifically mentioned your name and wished you well. The path you are towing, is exactly why i do not like Lawyers, who for some strange reasons think they are smarter than everybody, with their knack for twisting the English Language.

You refused to mention his name, and as a man own up to it, instead of trying to twist words. Chief Rotimi Akeredolu, if i were you, i will quickly close rank with the Tinubu faction of the APC because as they say, Politics is local.

When the time comes, Oyegun will not leave Benin to come to the West or Buhari the North for you.

I hope he understands the logic here and the wisdom therein. You nailed my mind... ranging from the TOO KNOW nature of those lawyers and the smart politics he is trying to play with his interviewre. I pray he understands early, the game of politics in Nigeria: that is still haunting Bukola and even, Tinubu himself. He go hear am!

#Yafadas! If SINator no borrow una brain now, una no go compose abi? The tin wey crase dey chop insyd una (most esp. that ur chairman) brain no be small.
Buhari/FG; make i tell una, d PARTIAL SUPPORT (na pencil written and i fit erase am na na) wey i dey give una, na because of dat fisherman wey fail to compose himself for 6 years; I want him to know dat leadership doesnt necessarily means JONSING. So get that fact strait to ur medulla oblongata say i no be ur core fan. But immediately i hear dis kain FK wey that ur stupeed NCC announce dat tym (Data Price Hike), una go hear am. na dat tym u go no say na fake love I get for una!
If una dey find money, go to Asokoro, Maitama or Gwarinpa, there are some useless mansions and idle Duplexes built by some idle minds, go there, count the buildings and inform the owners that you want to be collecting Ground Rent on monthly basis (maybe 10% or so, ask ur Finance Minister how much u need and tell #TundeFowler to do some calculations for you). Another one is, any car on the road that costs more than N2m, charge them with special tax (Liaise with FIRS and FRSC Chairmen).
Warning! Dont ever try to joke with the comfort of the Masses in your life again! Understood? YaFada!

She is their hero, she was our headache!

Make dem no put mind for our SINators for fund raising o cos na their to*o dem go dey target o!
Make dem no com go spoil una dreams o!

optional1:
we are use to this already..

Mama, go and find somewhere to sit. We are not used to Retrogression. Pls tell NCC that not every Nigerian is as rich as ur Parle!

Their Fathers!

ON THIS #ISTANDWITHTHEWAILERS