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crowther15: u are nt serious when last did u enter here last? I was d only one here all along. No call no see

Baba mi...no vex jare. did u see my offline 2go msg? That i would be quiting my 2go account.

Dan Maikudi: I bliv that nairalands are bunch of gurus so,give this a trial...prov that 2/10=2

Nawa for u ooooooooo:
2/10 may equals 1 by takin the log of both the numeraor and denominator independently in base ten.
2/10=log2/log10
=1 log 2/ 1 log 10 note log10^10 =1)
=1*2 / 1*1=2/1=2

This is serious!

wolexy2020: yeah ...went through a 3month chinese course alongside other courses during my first year... mainly coz you'll be needing that when buying stuffs or taking a cab ..no biggie.
we are been taught in English
and to your last question, cost of living is far cheaper than Europe.
food is really cheap here
...you can get a full chicken for less than 500naira ..

So if someone wana apply,what proficiency exam would they require?

RIP Prof.Festus Iyayi. Your legacy lives on.

pembisco: If i was d president, this is hw i'll deal wit ASUU
1. Sack ol d lecturers
2. With refrence to 1 above, i'll order any lecturer/ASUU official arrested if he/she parades him/her slf as a staff of any of d universties.That means Dr fagGAY seizes to cm to media as ASUU, national chairman, if he trys dt, he'll be charged with "Inpersonation" cos he's olready been sackd
3. I'll order university management to advertise fo vacancies nd d any of d sackd lectures kn re-apply if he/she wishes

See how polluted the mind of an average nigerian is. it's a shame to know that a nigerian posted this.

Guan sack dem na.......foooooooool

Odunhana: WELCOME..... Hwfa na

Odunaha of life....wa gbayi padi...try mobilize oda guyz so dat we can bring diz thread bak to life.

Oga...... SAT and English proficiency tests will work foe u....

thegreatman4ww: That boy of 15 will be runing Accounting Technician Scheme (ATS) of ICAN and not Professional Exam (PE) of ICAN.
ATS is equivalent to OND for admision purpose but more acceptable than OND in accounting/auditing jobs. And it qualifies one to further to PE level of ICAN while OND cant.

I got it now....tnx bro

Wow! Am hpy to hv diz thread bak again...nice one

I was surprised when I heard a friend who just finished 4rm high that, she was running her ICAN program. Not quite long after that day,I met a boy of 15 who just finished high school this year,running his ICAN program. Is it ideal like that?

MR FADIYA

Mismak: yep.........nufin much rily

K....just give dem till mon nite

Mismak: Olushola.......i seeth u oo

E mi ni mo koko ri e naw...seh o ti check eh?

Check yours and go to church on sunday to share ur testimony alongside biscuits and bobo.....

LogoDWhiz: thanks.. Point noted...

Just make sure that u read fervently

jj9ice: i dont think u need any special info xcept what is above, read ur book wella and follow instructions because CBTexam is not that easy as people think, just pray u have luck to meet what u have read and understood

Seconded

Aminat508: I Luv Cbt, it jst dat it depends on the ICT centers, did mine in Esa-oke, Osunstate, i mke my result nd i was given an extra 20marks 2 wks after i had printed my 1st result..

Wow! You are a lucky girl ni yen o. Anyway God is involved . Cbt no be beans as people thought it was. I did mine @ ict centre in unilag. I was directly positioned opposite an airconditional...cold wanted to distroy my life,if not for a security man who allowed me to reach out for my sweater.

jj9ice: This is a nice thread,atleast it will help up coming jambites that have phobia for CBT, I almos made the mistake this year, natural im computer literate but was with idea that nothing comes perfect at first nigeria therefore i was desperate for pencil and paper exam b4 i was convinced to opt for CBT because of lack of centres. i was then placed to UI. My fear was later confirmed when i was scheduled to sit for my exam on last month of saturday which is environmental day. i had to leave my own town as earlly as possible and i got to OJO around 6:55am, i have to treck from ojo to UI because YES O people have blocked the road. On getting to UI, i was told to wait somewhere because i was already late. After hours of checking in to CBT centre hall, 45 munites on the exam, like 5 computers tripped off including mine. After like 20 munites, the fault was rectified and i was able to finish on time. i score wella which later earned me law at UI. THANKS MY LORD

Baba niyen...wa gbayi padi mi.

CBT is the acronym of computer based testing. Take note of the following points:

1.CBT favours you if you use ur brain to do the exam.It's unfavourable if u don't study
2.CBT time is equal with the time given to paper based jambites (3HRS:30MINS). The time is already programmed. Even if your computer or network has problem while others continue,everyone automatically stops at the same time.
3.you don't need computer knowledge before you can do CBT. All you need to do is to follow the instruction hierarchically.
4.An official rough work paper would be issued to you to do any rough work when necessary.
5.You will be issued calculator,pencil,sharpener and eraser.
6.You can skip a question unanswered and later come back to answer it.You can also start with any of the 4 subjects.
7.You can get ur result in time less than 2 hrs.
8.CBT measures ur real work accurately


ALL I ADVISE YOU TO DO IS TO LEARN HOW TO MOVE MOUSE AND INDICATE kEYS ON THE KEYBOARD ,IF U DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT COMPUTER

Polio: OP I suggest you stop communicating in english language till you get a credible certification to confirm you can do so....
You grammar is absolutely terrible ... Very bad...
I pity Nigeria's future!

**I suggest to you to stop communicating in English language till you get a certification that confirms you proficient in doing so.
**Your grammatical structure is obsolete
**Your manner of approach is sarcastic. And too bad of you.
**I feel a great pity for the future of the person who spent money on you,to go to school. I pitied him/her because the statement am quoting has 80% error in it.

I advise u ,make u go buy Queen Premier (part 1 and 2) so dat u go fit use ur senz make good sentence...oga professor. Na ur typ plenty for ma area with second class lower... I too knw and over sabi dey kill una like mad...

No offence abeg. And don't quote me!!!

divads: I dunno wat 2 say, i dunno wer to start,

I wish i can wake up 4rm dz dream of reality, daddy have gone to be with the lord!!

I just found out that there's nothing in this life... Av been searching for tears, bt i cant find any.. D only way to make hm happy z to live d life He luvz most, to serve God, and to take over the work He left... DADDY I LOVE YOU, REST IN PEACE TILL WE MEET T0 PART NO MORE..

I feel ur pain brother. That's why i broke my word of not posting on the thread till certain time,just to sympatize with you as one e-family. May his soul rest in perfect peace in heaven. I knw it's difficult to take heart,but u still have too. God knws why he took him.

Taylor184: padi mi,i don dey try kal u again na,ur num no go....Dont worry boss,u wil surely c yur name....ME,YOU,AND SHAKUR go run packages plenty....cheers

AM OFF FROM NLAND UNTIL UI ADMIT ME. SEE U ON 2GO.

shakur07: baba whr is ya hope nao Mind yhu ds is nt d only list cumn out nao ...me and u don sign agreement for UI nao * u don forget

AM OFF FROM NLAND UNTIL UI ADMIT ME. SEE U ON 2GO

Leystra: Boss... Y are u crying naa ... Oya clean ur face ... Urs is coming soon

I SAY A BIG AMEN TO DAT. TNX SIR.

@ T-BOY AND NETEE,MAKEN UNA PRAY 4 UNA GUY O! DAT ARO PACKAGE MUST NOT END HERE O. E DEY PAIN ME GAN LYK APOLO. IF I KNW I 4 JAST RANDOMLY SHADE DOS 13 MATHS QUE WEY I LEAVE ALL IN D NAME OF NEG MARKING FOBIA. 3 OR 4 POINT 4 JUST JOIN MY 54 TO MEET 57 ECO. GOD DEY SHA,I DEY WAIT FOR THE NEXT MOOD.

GOD!!! NA ONLY ME DEY CRY 4 HERE OH! I CONGRATULATE ALL WHO HAVE BEEN OFFERED ADMISSION. PRAY 4 US TOO O.

I REPRESENT ST. PATRICK'S GRAMMAR SCHOOL(AKA SPAKO) BASORUN(2003-2006) IB,IBADAN. And OKOTA SENIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL,OKOTA OSHODI ISOLO,LAGOS(2006-2009)

He was the embodiment of pure intellect,the bumbing professor with the German accent,a comic cliche in a thousand films. Instantly recognizable,like Charlie Chaplin's Little Tramp,Albert Einstein's shaggy-haired visage was as familiar to ordinary people as to the matrons who fluttered about him in salons from Berlin to Hollywood.Yet he was unfathomably profound-the genius among geniuses who discovered,merely by thinking about it,that the universe was not as it seemed.
Even now scientists marvel at the daring of general relativity("I still can't see how he thought of it,"said the late Richard Feynman,no slouch himself).

Despite his fame and outstanding input to science,especially his best epitaph and memorial(equations of general relativity),Einstein however agreed thatt cosmological constant was his greatest mistake.Einstein found that his equations didn't have a solution that described a universe that was unchanging in time. Rather than give up a static and everlasting universe,which he and most other people beleived in at that time,he fudged equations by adding a term called the cosmological constant,which warped space-time the other way so that bodies move apart thus balancing the attrative effect of matter and allowing for all time. A year after 100-in. telescope on Mount Wilson revealed that the universe is expanding and the distance between any two galaxies is steadily increasing with time. The discovery cantered Einsteins description that the universe was unchanging with time.

In one of his groundbreaking 1905 papers,Einstein showed that Planck's quantum hypothesis could explain what is called the photoelectic effect,the way certain metals give off electrons when light falls on them. The basis of modern light detectors and television cameras,earned Einstein the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics. NOT THE INVENTION OF ATOMIC BOMB AS MANY STUDENTS THINK.

jj9ice: THIS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS STATUS ON FACEBOOK:


If u receive any BBM request where the pin starts wit 7, pls dnt
accept. They are outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you want 2 ping, buy a
Blackberry...=)) Make techno add techno jare before these people
turn bbm 2 2go =)) =)) share nd let d fun continue.

WHAT DO U THINK ?

Lol...what of we way dey use erictson. Hope say we safe?

Wow! I love this thread.
N.B
-SAT isn't an exam,rather itz a reasoning text.
-SAT score is valued base on our score percentile. Thatz d rank of ur score among others who take the text with you.
-Negative marking is involved.
-You can get 2000 if you are defined. Itz a possible task.
-To get ur desired score,knw where ur weak point and ur strength are in all d 3 sections. By doin diz,u knw where to apply more studies.
-Budget min of 700 in Math,650 in CR and Writing. Adhere to ur ain,and achieve it.
-Do a complete SAT preparatory text every 3 days interval to evaluate ur strength and progress. Get the official SAT study guide(d one on blue cover). In it u wil find 10 complete preparatory SAT texts.Use the score page to grade urself and record ur scores with d date u take any preparatory text.
-Train ur reasonin ability by doing spatial tasks and eatin balance diet. Make sure u take chocolate everyday.

There are much to say. Buh u can hook me on 2go if u wish too. @ brainian