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CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Premier League Player Of The Month For September (Photos) by brainhgeek(m): 6:18pm On Oct 08, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Mo Salah deserved it more ... tongue
Maybe for the month of October. Mo is presently on fire!
Foreign AffairsRe: Lars Vilks Dies In Car Accident (Pictures) by brainhgeek(m): 7:05pm On Oct 04, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Rest in peace...

And alot of you all will say the accident leading to his death is not Normal
What do you say?
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Administration Urges Judge To Block Texas Abortion Law by brainhgeek(m): 8:22pm On Oct 02, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
I don't support abortion but if I find out that the man is not willing to take up the responsibility, I would abort.

Better to abort than to bring irresponsible souls to the world.

Cases of robbery, raping and other social vices done are done by children whose dad rejected their pregnancy.
Then, she should censor the world between her thighs. Don't just allow any idiot with a third leg take a stroll in the park and sow a seed.
If she was rapped however, irrespective of whatever is done to the rapist(which I always pray is fatal), abortion should not be easily considered. The trauma of abortion after rape is more disastrous than the trauma of being rapped without an abortion.
CelebritiesRe: Funmi Awelewa Jubilates As Cristiano Ronaldo Views Her Insta Story by brainhgeek(m): 9:21am On Oct 01, 2021
WriterNig:
Funmi Awelewa, a Yoruba film star, and producer, could not contain her joy when she discovered that Cristiano Ronaldo Portuguese football legend was among the list of people who had recently viewed her Instagram Story.

In her recent posts on Instagram, she shared a screen recording of the Instastory post and the list of people who had viewed it.

Among the viewers was the celebrated football star whose Instagram page she proceeded to open, in a bid to prove to fans that he really did view her Instastory.


@Funmiawelewa captioned:
Cristiano checked your profile and you are shouting 'I don die' upandan. You should be more concerned about God writing a recommendation for you sis.
CrimeRe: Chioma Chinedu Kidnapped In Enugu, Converted To Islam In Kaduna, To Be Married by brainhgeek(m): 6:49pm On Sep 30, 2021
When she gives birth, a southerner will kidnap the children, bring them to Enugu and rename them Chioma, Chidi or Ebere....then, the cycle continues.
The country is one already
HealthRe: What Could This Be? by brainhgeek(m): 6:46pm On Sep 30, 2021
After-shave bumps or genital warts
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Champions League Record In Villarreal Win (Pix) by brainhgeek(m): 6:38pm On Sep 30, 2021
Gwan2:
Who know the most appearance record before Ronaldo, but as e reach ronaldo, na big record

Soon, Ronaldo go win the fastest footballer to take off his shirt in celebration of his goal award....
Messi fan. This pepper enter ya eye. Ndo..... grin
CrimeRe: Court Denies Woman Who Tortured Her Househelp In Abia Bail by brainhgeek(m): 5:52pm On Sep 30, 2021
Metrix147:
ABN TV reports that Ifunanya was subjected to inhuman treatment, with hot water boiled to a hundred centigrade forced down the throat by Ojiugo David Kelechi a member of Christ Embassy church Umuahia.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/09/update-court-denies-bail-to-mrs-kelechi-who-allegedly-tortured-her-househelp-in-abia/
Must the church be brought into this? Does the church have a hand in it? This is how bloggers get into trouble they can't handle
HealthRe: DNA Paternity Testing Coming To Lekki In October by brainhgeek(m): 12:54pm On Sep 26, 2021
Let a family court open beside it to make the process faster. I see more broken homes on lekki axis from October
CrimeRe: Katsina Police Arrest Three Women Concealing Petrol In Bags For Bandits (Video) by brainhgeek(m): 2:53pm On Sep 24, 2021
I hope they have tracked their bandit husband's before exposing their identities.
CrimeRe: Autopsy Result Of Faith Aigbe Found Dead In Iguodala Ogieriakhi's Car by brainhgeek(m): 7:13pm On Sep 23, 2021
She was pregnant in one word
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Janemena: Prince Kpokpogri Has Your Sex Tapes by brainhgeek(m): 7:06pm On Sep 23, 2021
Does this lady respect her son's mental and emotional health?
PoliticsRe: RNP: Jega, Pat Utomi, Abdulfatai, Duke, Others Birth Third Force by brainhgeek(m): 9:52pm On Sep 21, 2021
They have started forming yeye parties so that they can transfer the accrued human and financial resources to APC or PDP scam lords in the name of support.
CareerRe: Is N400,000 A Bad Salary In Today's Nigeria? Is He Doing Something Wrong by brainhgeek(m): 2:45pm On Sep 20, 2021
Esseite:
- he stays in an apartment of 1m/annum, which is somewhat not luxury I think.

Rent - 84,000 monthly (average 2 bed)
Security - 5,000 monthly
Estate security - 3,000 monthly
Cleaner - 5,000 monthly
Dstv - 9,500 monthly
Auto Fueling - 50,000 monthly
Auto servicing - 7,000 (3mths projection)
Auto miscellenous/charges - 10,000 (tolls,pr)
Generator fuel/service - 30,000 monthly
Laundry - 10,000 monthly
Feeding - 77,500 (2,500/day)
Hangout/chills/network - 30,000 (7,500/week)
Clothing/wears/accessories - 10,000 (monthly)
Electricity bill - 10,000(monthly)
Gifts - 10,000(monthly- No wife/No GF)
Home maintenance/personal care- 10,000 (monthly)
Healthcare miscellenous - 5,000 (monthly)
Internet data - 10,000 (monthly)
Recharge card - 16,000 monthly (500 daily)

Total = N395,200
Savings - 7,800
My friend, you are the architect of your complaint.
How do guys who have the same qualifications as you but unfortunate to earn less than 100k a month survive and still manage to save? Life is all about adaptation. Adapt bro.
Let's do a break down of your spendings and look for a way out for you.

1. Rent - 84,000 monthly (average 2 bed) My advice: relocate to a nice apartment where you pay at most, #500,000 per annum. There are good places in Lagos where you will get good value for your money in Lagos and be glad. Good neighborhood for the price.
2. Security - 5,000 monthly
Estate security - 3,000 monthly
My advice: You must be an hotcake to be paying in two places for security. Estate security and for your apartment again. My friend, leave that particular estate and move to where your total security can be paid in one place and not in different places.
4. Cleaner - 5,000 monthly
My advice: this might be necessary and it is not a bad budget for a month.
5. Dstv - 9,500 monthly.
My advice: well, from my opinion of the nature of work you do, this might be a wasteful spending. I am feeling like yo won't have the time to sit on DSTV for more than 4hrs a day and 6hrs during weekends, since you mentioned something like hangouts and chills. Bro, weigh your options, if you are just dashing DSTV some good money with subscriptions you hardly use, you need to be more philanthropical towards beggars instead.
6. Auto Fueling - 50,000 monthly
I have no advice on this. You know your mobility needs better than anyone.
7. Auto servicing - 7,000 (3mths projection)
Auto miscellenous/charges - 10,000 (tolls,pr)
I[b] have no comment on this too. [/b]
8. Generator fuel/service - 30,000 monthly
Do you use PHCN at all abi they have forgotten your estate?
9. Laundry - 10,000 monthly.
My friend, goan buy washing machine and do your laundry yourself. Don't be too lazy to do some basic chores.
10. Feeding - 77,500 (2,500/day)
Guy, get a wife or bring one of your cousins or nieces to stay with you. That money will be halved except you consume exotics, which is good once in a while but not good for a lifestyle.
11. Hangout/chills/network - 30,000 (7,500/week)
Reduce the hangouts to one or twice a week. Invite friends over if need be or visit friends in their houses. That will cut your expenses. I am supposing you guys meet in clubs.
12. Clothing/wears/accessories - 10,000 (monthly)
This is reasonable
Electricity bill - 10,000(monthly)
Gifts - 10,000(monthly- No wife/No GF)
Home maintenance/personal care- 10,000 (monthly)
Healthcare miscellenous - 5,000 (monthly)
Internet data - 10,000 (monthly)
Recharge card - 16,000 monthly (500 daily).
Is your recharge card consumption tied to your job? If not, make whatsapp calls more frequently.

Above all, you need two ingredients to make your earnings worth living for.
1. Be more responsible with chores otherwise, even if you marry, na domestic slavery go pursue am
2. Get married to a woman who has sense.
PoliticsRe: Re: FG Summons Mele Kyari Over N3billion Slop Oil Sale - Kelvin Adegbenga by brainhgeek(m): 1:30pm On Sep 19, 2021
Mele Kyari, Late Aba Kyari, Abbah Kyari (Tailor cop), Abah Moru (Former minister of your interior), what on earth is wrong with the names Abah and Kyari? If your son bears any of those names, please change it! Experience is teaching Nigerians not to trust anybody with those names with public office.
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Hires Queen Temitope Ajayi As Ambassador For Image Laundering by brainhgeek(m): 1:14pm On Sep 18, 2021
Who is she?
FamilyRe: What My Dad Wanted Me To Do On His Behalf by brainhgeek(m): 2:59pm On Sep 12, 2021
Mercychen:
See, op. He's your dad. Also remember he got into debt because of you. He meant well for you and if not for how everything turned out badly, you'll prolly be doing a 6 digit job and living large by now. So consider him and do this.

Take a 100k loan. at least you can conviniently pay back in case he defaults. Just test him with that first and see how it goes. Don't just turn him down outrightly.

That's all.
OP, this advice is directly from heaven. Oven baked, if you reject it, don't come back here to cry
RomanceRe: Help Me Please This Masturbation Is Changing My Life by brainhgeek(m): 10:34am On Sep 12, 2021
When you are idle, the devil takes over your mind and hands. Your testosterone levels spikes higher-up with every episode of masturbating.
Ultimate advice I will give you is to become more responsible. Pick a job that will drain pleasure out of your system, stop pornography,stay away from unhealthy relationships (having a girlfriend or being married is not the solution to masturbation, I have met married men still battling with it), have a physical male mentor that can monitor your progress and not condemn you, finally and most importantly, GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST....do these and I promise you won't even have an erection in as long as you desire.
SportsRe: Pogba And Burna Boy Do Focus Dance After Manchester Utd Win (Photos, Video) by brainhgeek(m):
paulolee:
partying and dancing focus after winning Newcastle?? if them kum win chelsea or city eeh, na to throw grand carnival be dt naa
united team needs more work n they should focus on dt with less party If they are serious on winning trophies next may
I jus like d way Chelsea n city are winning games wit more work n less noise....dts wat starts do
a team like city n Chelsea would take united to the cleaners bcox cr7 cnt keep scoring...
Did you read the post? The party was not because man united won. It was gon' hold anyways. It was a pre-organized party and not an emergency game-win party. Buddies just hooked-up
HealthRe: Is This Genital Warts Or Shaving Bumps - (((Photos))) by brainhgeek(m): 6:02pm On Sep 11, 2021
Congrats, you've been warted!
FamilyRe: What Is That Special Thing That Makes You Happy? by brainhgeek(m): 10:30am On Sep 11, 2021
Yungmil:
the root of all evil
Money is not the root of all evil. The love of it is
PoliticsRe: VAT: Kogi State Opposes Lagos, Rivers by brainhgeek(m): 5:27pm On Sep 10, 2021
Yeye Bello, is it your VAT? Why don't you make your state productive too? We will all have sense in this country laslas
PoliticsRe: Igboho Aides: Armed Robbers Hijack DSS Case File - Lawyer by brainhgeek(m): 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2021
...then file another!
SportsRe: FIFA Bans Eight Players From Man Utd, Chelsea, Others From Weekend Matches by brainhgeek(m): 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2021
Fred is not a challenge.
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: Lagos Proposes 21-Year Jail Term For Armed Herders by brainhgeek(m): 10:32am On Sep 08, 2021
smallsmall:
Our darling Daddy in Aso Rock has said that ANYONE caught bearing Arms should be Shot at Sight.
So, what is the nonsense about 21yrs imprisonment that this Lagos and their sneaky Speaker Obasa is passing?

The Law should be reviewed and amended.

1- Open Grazing of Cows:
- Seize the Cows and destroy them immediately
- Arrest the Herdsmen if not armed and jail him for 21yrs
- If Armed SHOOT on SIGHT

2) Any Herdsman found in the Forest is a Terrorists and Kidnapper - SHOOT ON SIGHT.

I gurrantee you, you wont see any Terrorist Herdsman on Southern Nigeria and Middle Belt, within One year.
I'm with you on this
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: Lagos Proposes 21-Year Jail Term For Armed Herders by brainhgeek(m): 11:11pm On Sep 07, 2021
Good but not sufficient. They can still be pardoned. I say they should be killed if they are armed or for grazing openly, they should be jailed for 10yrs. These guys mean business, we must speak the language they understand
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tega Cries, Apologises To Her Husband & To Nigerians (Video) by brainhgeek(m): 11:00pm On Sep 07, 2021
You're not sorry. You're only sorry you got busted. That tendency had always been there.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Job For N175,000 Or Kaduna Job For N259,000 : Which Should I Go For? by brainhgeek(m): 7:11pm On Sep 07, 2021
For the sake of security, go for Ibadan otherwise, kaduna beats Ibadan job hands down
FoodRe: Naval Officer Shows The Huge Python They Killed In Warri, Delta State (Pictures) by brainhgeek(m): 4:38pm On Sep 04, 2021
Starved python. Long but thin
FamilyRe: Man Shares Photo Of Drug He Found In Younger Sister's Bag by brainhgeek(m): 1:08pm On Sep 04, 2021
Where is the drug?
EducationRe: What Is Your Worst Exam Experience? by brainhgeek(m): 7:11pm On Sep 01, 2021
Masters exams at NOUN is all shades of joke and no iota of managerial competence.

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