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Maxymilliano:Maybe for the month of October. Mo is presently on fire! |
slawormiir:What do you say? |
FutureIsFemale:Then, she should censor the world between her thighs. Don't just allow any idiot with a third leg take a stroll in the park and sow a seed. If she was rapped however, irrespective of whatever is done to the rapist(which I always pray is fatal), abortion should not be easily considered. The trauma of abortion after rape is more disastrous than the trauma of being rapped without an abortion. |
WriterNig:Cristiano checked your profile and you are shouting 'I don die' upandan. You should be more concerned about God writing a recommendation for you sis. |
When she gives birth, a southerner will kidnap the children, bring them to Enugu and rename them Chioma, Chidi or Ebere....then, the cycle continues. The country is one already |
After-shave bumps or genital warts |
Gwan2:Messi fan. This pepper enter ya eye. Ndo..... ![]() |
Metrix147:Must the church be brought into this? Does the church have a hand in it? This is how bloggers get into trouble they can't handle |
Let a family court open beside it to make the process faster. I see more broken homes on lekki axis from October |
I hope they have tracked their bandit husband's before exposing their identities. |
She was pregnant in one word |
Does this lady respect her son's mental and emotional health? |
They have started forming yeye parties so that they can transfer the accrued human and financial resources to APC or PDP scam lords in the name of support. |
Esseite:My friend, you are the architect of your complaint. How do guys who have the same qualifications as you but unfortunate to earn less than 100k a month survive and still manage to save? Life is all about adaptation. Adapt bro. Let's do a break down of your spendings and look for a way out for you. 1. Rent - 84,000 monthly (average 2 bed) My advice: relocate to a nice apartment where you pay at most, #500,000 per annum. There are good places in Lagos where you will get good value for your money in Lagos and be glad. Good neighborhood for the price. 2. Security - 5,000 monthly Estate security - 3,000 monthly My advice: You must be an hotcake to be paying in two places for security. Estate security and for your apartment again. My friend, leave that particular estate and move to where your total security can be paid in one place and not in different places. 4. Cleaner - 5,000 monthly My advice: this might be necessary and it is not a bad budget for a month. 5. Dstv - 9,500 monthly. My advice: well, from my opinion of the nature of work you do, this might be a wasteful spending. I am feeling like yo won't have the time to sit on DSTV for more than 4hrs a day and 6hrs during weekends, since you mentioned something like hangouts and chills. Bro, weigh your options, if you are just dashing DSTV some good money with subscriptions you hardly use, you need to be more philanthropical towards beggars instead. 6. Auto Fueling - 50,000 monthly I have no advice on this. You know your mobility needs better than anyone. 7. Auto servicing - 7,000 (3mths projection) Auto miscellenous/charges - 10,000 (tolls,pr) I[b] have no comment on this too. [/b] 8. Generator fuel/service - 30,000 monthly Do you use PHCN at all abi they have forgotten your estate? 9. Laundry - 10,000 monthly. My friend, goan buy washing machine and do your laundry yourself. Don't be too lazy to do some basic chores. 10. Feeding - 77,500 (2,500/day) Guy, get a wife or bring one of your cousins or nieces to stay with you. That money will be halved except you consume exotics, which is good once in a while but not good for a lifestyle. 11. Hangout/chills/network - 30,000 (7,500/week) Reduce the hangouts to one or twice a week. Invite friends over if need be or visit friends in their houses. That will cut your expenses. I am supposing you guys meet in clubs. 12. Clothing/wears/accessories - 10,000 (monthly) This is reasonable Electricity bill - 10,000(monthly) Gifts - 10,000(monthly- No wife/No GF) Home maintenance/personal care- 10,000 (monthly) Healthcare miscellenous - 5,000 (monthly) Internet data - 10,000 (monthly) Recharge card - 16,000 monthly (500 daily). Is your recharge card consumption tied to your job? If not, make whatsapp calls more frequently. Above all, you need two ingredients to make your earnings worth living for. 1. Be more responsible with chores otherwise, even if you marry, na domestic slavery go pursue am 2. Get married to a woman who has sense. |
Mele Kyari, Late Aba Kyari, Abbah Kyari (Tailor cop), Abah Moru (Former minister of your interior), what on earth is wrong with the names Abah and Kyari? If your son bears any of those names, please change it! Experience is teaching Nigerians not to trust anybody with those names with public office. |
Who is she? |
Mercychen:OP, this advice is directly from heaven. Oven baked, if you reject it, don't come back here to cry |
When you are idle, the devil takes over your mind and hands. Your testosterone levels spikes higher-up with every episode of masturbating. Ultimate advice I will give you is to become more responsible. Pick a job that will drain pleasure out of your system, stop pornography,stay away from unhealthy relationships (having a girlfriend or being married is not the solution to masturbation, I have met married men still battling with it), have a physical male mentor that can monitor your progress and not condemn you, finally and most importantly, GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST....do these and I promise you won't even have an erection in as long as you desire. |
paulolee:Did you read the post? The party was not because man united won. It was gon' hold anyways. It was a pre-organized party and not an emergency game-win party. Buddies just hooked-up |
Congrats, you've been warted! |
Yungmil:Money is not the root of all evil. The love of it is |
Yeye Bello, is it your VAT? Why don't you make your state productive too? We will all have sense in this country laslas |
...then file another! |
Fred is not a challenge. |
smallsmall:I'm with you on this |
Good but not sufficient. They can still be pardoned. I say they should be killed if they are armed or for grazing openly, they should be jailed for 10yrs. These guys mean business, we must speak the language they understand |
You're not sorry. You're only sorry you got busted. That tendency had always been there. |
For the sake of security, go for Ibadan otherwise, kaduna beats Ibadan job hands down |
Starved python. Long but thin |
Where is the drug? |
Masters exams at NOUN is all shades of joke and no iota of managerial competence. |
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