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Education › Re: As A School Owner, Will You Employ A Man With Dreadlock As A Teacher? by brainhgeek(m): 7:57am On Jan 06, 2022

What is wrong with dreads? As long as the dread looks neat and tidy.

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Politics › Re: Magodo: Lagos Government To Compensate Shangisha Landlords With 549 Plots by brainhgeek(m): 6:25pm On Jan 05, 2022

treesun:
Where will government get 549 plots without displacing some others! We wait to see!

They will probably displace the lagoon for them.

Health › Re: The Scorpion I Found Just Now In My Room (Photo) by brainhgeek(m): 8:34am On Jan 04, 2022

Very few scorpion species have deadly venom and none of those species is in Nigeria. The stings are painful but none can kill you

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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecies That Failed In 2021 - Sahara Reporters by brainhgeek(m): 9:43pm On Dec 31, 2021

What about making a compilation of prophesies that found fulfilment

Romance › Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by brainhgeek(m): 10:17am On Dec 31, 2021

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

Indeed, you need help! Necrophilia is both psychological and spiritual.
Getting help from either a psychologist or deliverance will help you. I will advice getting a psychologist and then going for deliverance. You need God to totally set you free!

Culture › Re: "Jesus Is Coming Soon" Emir Of Bauch Says As He Host Bauchi Christians (Video) by brainhgeek(m): 3:34am On Dec 30, 2021

helinues:
Coming to do what exactly? What did he forget on earth that he is coming to pick?

Have you seen dead people coming back again? If you are dead, you are dead, Yamutu Yakare

...and where are His bones interred? He rose bro! His coming is sure. He gave the signs to watch out for and all signs today are spot-on. Don't be shocked when He comes. Secure your life by simply accepting Him. You have nothing to lose by accepting Him.

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Romance › Re: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by brainhgeek(m): 8:36am On Dec 28, 2021

Sexual attraction is very key but really, whoever you married, sex will soon lose its place as priority as other matters arising will take over your thinking.

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Business › Re: Guess The Bank (photos) by brainhgeek(m): 9:04pm On Dec 27, 2021

Access bank and Stanbic Bank.

Politics › Re: Police Officer Shares Bags Of Rice To Tricycle Driver & Passengers: Video by brainhgeek(m): 10:11pm On Dec 26, 2021

Hope ibis not staged. You can't trust NPF undecided

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by brainhgeek(m): 1:49pm On Dec 26, 2021

floss:
Okay, I understand what you mean now....

But I actually believe the Bible anyway but I'm a realist at the same time.

Oh good to know that.
The bible is not against anyone being a realist though. Christianity is one religion where your are free to question things you have doubts on and no one kills you for it.

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by brainhgeek(m): 10:48am On Dec 26, 2021

floss:
What made you conclude on that?

''if there's anything like judgement day, that's if the words found in the Bible happens to come to fulfilment'' ,
Floss, 12:12pm Dec 24, 2021

The above statement which you made in response to the post sir

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by brainhgeek(m): 10:40am On Dec 26, 2021

This statement

What made you conclude on that?[/quote]

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by brainhgeek(m): 4:50pm On Dec 25, 2021

floss:
I don't understand your question Comrade...try elaborating

You sound like you don't believe the bible

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers Will Not Make Heaven Walai by brainhgeek(m): 12:41pm On Dec 25, 2021

floss:
If there's anything like judgement day, that's if the words found in the Bible happens to come to fulfilment, I bet your own judgement will be greater than that of the phone engineer...Ask me why?

I have no business with what the phone engineer charged the customer, in the eyes of Nigerians the phone engineer is right after all he's not running a charity organization and the Op is right to keep mum but Divine judgement cannot be applied using Nigerian street law of being smart, and because of that @ Op has the greater judgement.

What do you believe sir?

Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Best Gift Anyone Could Give To You This Christmas? by brainhgeek(m): 12:34pm On Dec 25, 2021

jesusjnr2020:
What's The Best Gift Anyone Could Give To You This Christmas?

Although i don't celebrate Christmas, i would celebrate, jubilate, dance and rejoice the most if just one single soul was won into the kingdom of God during the Christmas celebrations, because that's the best gift anyone could give to me.

Luke 15:7 (KJV)

"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth..."

So what's yours?

You took this directly from my mouth. We can dedicate today for praying for names flying into our heads already.
All our muslim friends, nominal christians, hindus, traditionalists.....let's start the Samaria challenge

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Politics › Re: Union Reject As FG Increases Hazard Allowance From ₦5,000 To ₦40,000 For Doctors by brainhgeek(m): 12:29pm On Dec 25, 2021

helinues:
The ingrates

How about the other sectors that government are yet to consider increase in their allowances? What should those people do?

I repeat they are ingrates. Infact average Nigerians are self centered.

Increment from 5,000 to 35-40k?

I am neither a doctor nor a health worker but I think other sectors should fight for what is their right! They should shut down the economy as long as they can. Pull strings with your strength. They shouldn't wait for mercy plea. They should fight the battle doctors fought. They don't need to be very educated to do that.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Wife Just Got A Job by brainhgeek(m): 12:14pm On Dec 25, 2021

emerich:
My job pays our bills quite well, I was celebrating because finally she had gotten a job and won't be a full time housewife, only if you knew how many applications she had submitted, celebrating small wins would create an avenue for the bigger picture, make she go work jare, an idle mind is the devil's workshop.

The same you that celebrated your wife's 20k a month job will announce an offer from abroad for your wife. Jesus is able!

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Nairaland General › Re: Village Snakes by brainhgeek(m): 2:48pm On Dec 24, 2021

shilenji:
Why adders come plenty for your village like this.

In agbero voice: wole pelu change e, Frontpage 50naira

Vipers.

Nairaland General › Re: Village Snakes by brainhgeek(m): 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2021

Vipers

Travel › Re: Truck Rams Into Bank In Ogun, 2 Crushed To Death, Others Injured (Graphic Pics) by brainhgeek(m): 2:32pm On Dec 24, 2021

Oh God! Even the poor sugar cane seller who is trying to make a decent living.
Is it a crime again to breath in this country?
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Family › Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by brainhgeek(m): 5:56am On Dec 23, 2021

chariisGRACE:

Penis Captivus and Magun are the same. Just that, na person dey keep Magun for another.

...Yes, women with vaginismus are quick to experience penis captivus during sex but, controlled administration of oxytocin injection will set the captive free

Politics › Re: Nigerians Spent ₦259.7 Billion On Electricity In 3 Months Amid Epileptic Supply by brainhgeek(m): 5:49am On Dec 23, 2021

.....and they told us that three of our neighboring countries are owing just #770million in 4months.......

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Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Announces N7.3m Reward For Anyone Who Finds His Designer Glasses by brainhgeek(m): 7:27pm On Dec 21, 2021

E lost true true abi na keep you keep am?

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Travel › Re: Which Country Is Easiest To Migrate To Outside Africa With 10M by brainhgeek(m): 4:16pm On Dec 21, 2021

Jayjobs:
I am a waec holder, almost 40 and a business man. I am looking for a good country to japa Naija don taya me.
I am looking for a country with easy PR process so I can take my family along in no distant time. I don't mind learning new language

Canada but going through education is the best.

Politics › Re: NERC: Togo, Niger, Benin Failed To Pay FG N770m Electricity Bill In Q2 2021 by brainhgeek(m): 5:13pm On Dec 20, 2021

That's probably because they don't know if the bill is for one village in one of the countries or for the three countries combined.
In Nigeria, that amount is what PHCN can bill just two or three factories in a month.

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Family › Re: My Wife Behaviour Towards My Family Members/Siblings Is Driving Me Crazy by brainhgeek(m): 5:10pm On Dec 19, 2021*

This is one problem with women. Few of them are tolerant towards their in-laws, especially those of same sex, i.e. mother inlaw, sister in-law......
She go soon tire. Just make sure you don't push her to the point where she secretly adds rat poison to your food.
Make her know what she's doing is wrong and please, don't die in silence. Talk to a neutral person she respects, your pastor, mentor, etc. Don't make the mistake of telling your siblings the challenges in your marriage, neither should you tell her family, you can never overrule bias in judgement.
Again, I repeat, don't keep quite about this. Pour out your pains to a neutral person that will lovingly make her see her errors and yours too.
#myonekoboadvice
Shalom!

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Romance › Re: Was King Solomon able to satisfy all his wives and concubines? by brainhgeek(m): 2:50pm On Dec 19, 2021

Homeboiy:
The story is a very big lie

It was just coined so that the Bible go sweet

Even the story of methuselah living for 969 years

All na lies

What evidence do you have prove that the story, like that of Methuselah, is a lie?
Solomon indeed married those women and the were mostly daughters of kings and potential enemies he inherited from his dad. He did that to foster peace during his reign. That is one reason he didn't have to fight a single battle. He was in-law to any potential enemy.
Methuselah on his part could have lived up to that age or more. No one knows what the calendar months used during that time was. A calendar year could be little as 4minths = 1year, as much as present day 12months=1year, or more than our present day 12months calendar. One thing is certain,those guys lived verrrry long. The Spirit of God gave them life.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Won’t Replace Us With Bra-buying Government – APC by brainhgeek(m): 8:35am On Dec 19, 2021

justtoodark:
thx....

Shalom....which yoruba man would say that word....??

abegi,park....

I never knew 'shalom' is now a Nigerian language that should be ascribed to any tribe.
I am a Christian and 'shalom' means peace. All christians use the word just like you muslims say assalamualaikum.
I am a Yoruba Christian who inherited deep thoughts. I don't need to defend that before anyone who is shallow minded and benefits spoilages.
Shalom

Travel › Re: National Park Abuja Video, Photo: You Won't Believe This Place Exist In Nigeria by brainhgeek(m): 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2021

What is unbelievable about the average, glorified nature garden? I have bee there several times but I don't feel it is something to really call a state pride, let alone a national beauty.
Have you heard of the kruger National Park in South Africa?

Health › Re: #SaveChidubem: Baby Starved By Mum's Boss Dies (Disturbing Photos) by brainhgeek(m): 7:54pm On Dec 18, 2021

I can see the reason why God won't allow me have the kind of office I wish to have otherwise,this Kain woman will be sharing a flat with hungry dogs. She will forever be in her apartment in the Ken and fed with dried poop until she dies of starvation.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Won’t Replace Us With Bra-buying Government – APC by brainhgeek(m): 7:46pm On Dec 18, 2021

justtoodark:
na you ipobians started this insults....
nigerians are just sayin what they think about una back....

cownunu is a basstard....end of story....

For your information,I am proudly Yoruba. An egba man to the core.
I only think that you are too myopic to see the reality, perhaps, you are too dark to accept the truth. Come 2023, all the arije nudi ibajes (if you know what that means in Yoruba) will be thrown over the cliffs.
Shalom!

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