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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's The Worst Pay You Have Ever Received As A Writer? by BRATISLAVA: 2:57pm On Jun 10, 2021
chatinent:
Sb said they pay 500,000 after six months, delivering articles daily.


No bi juju bi that?
That content writers hub.

He's switched his name's round each time he's banned.

He's funny.

I saw where he posted that you will work in a house somewhere in a forest, he will supply you light and you may not leave his facility at all. You will churn out article after article for 1 YEAR before he will give you 1M naira.

Isn't that a ritualist?

Hope there's nobody that desperate to enter his net.
Romance › Re: Why Are 99% Nigerian Women So Funny And Selfish? by BRATISLAVA: 2:36pm On Jun 10, 2021
ogbenifamouz:
most of our nowadays girls are looters, imagine I send money to a girl I just met in less that five days interval she is requesting for money.
Girls are this, girls are that.

Did she hold a gun to your head? Or didn't you have mutual exchanges of commodities?
Romance › Re: Why Are 99% Nigerian Women So Funny And Selfish? by BRATISLAVA: 2:30pm On Jun 10, 2021
apatheticme:
So Rebecca's situation is generalizable to 99% of the female population in Nigeria??

Wow, one wonders what part of research methods and statistical inference y'all don't understand. How can one sample represent 99% in any demographichuh

Hmmm, na wa for nairaland. I'm beginning to think y'all get paid specially to create gender, tribal etc bashing threads, cos this is no longer ordinary.
Believe it.

There are threads created to drive up hate for women by gays and incels on the forum. The way they go about it is obvious.

This particular tale of 100 airtime is past its expiry date.
Whenever a boy wants to drum up hate, he centers his story on some touch points —the first one being money, even if she's been feeding him.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Horror Dream I Had About TB Joshua's Synagogue Church Last Night by BRATISLAVA: 2:26pm On Jun 10, 2021
lottomkyes200:
hmmmmmm clap for yourself. Howany souls have you lead to Christ let us start form there.
Do you have a problem?

How does that figure into anything here?
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:09am On Jun 10, 2021
dave4rella:
sad


World children

Can't believe I read through this tread
Admit it. It has been funny if not entertaining.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:08am On Jun 10, 2021
lilvicky68:
Now I see..
See what?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Horror Dream I Had About TB Joshua's Synagogue Church Last Night by BRATISLAVA: 10:10pm On Jun 09, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
I shared a thread earlier this year about how a friend of mine found himself in the middle of a human-body parts market.

https://www.nairaland.com/6474827/how-friend-found-himself-right

After that i began to pray for the destruction of such places in this nation, beginning from Jankara market in Lagos, because I couldn't find myself existing alongside such abominable places in the same nation, so it was either I left or they left, but that I wasn't going anywhere, so they must either repent or leave. I also made a thread while I was observing a forty-day 12am to 6pm fast, where I prayed against such places, and said that I expected some developments in that regard to take place shortly.

https://www.nairaland.com/6480431/how-disrupt-secret-meetings-plans#100273173

Moreover God told me that this year was the year of Nigeria, that Nigeria should wake up! But for that which God said concerning Nigeria to come to pass, such abominable places as the human body-parts markets in this nation must be destroyed! The Nation must be cleansed of such abominable places and activities.

However when I started praying for the destruction of such places in the nation, I started experiencing some setbacks in my life. One after the other.

Recently the setbacks ramped up to the point that I was wondering what was really going on. The final straw was when I fell really sick last week, it seemed very serious, because i was feeling just about all the symptoms of Covid-19 virus, the loss of taste, serious cough, fever, headache etc., that I decided to go on a 3-day dry fast from the 1st of this month to the third.

It seemed long overdue, I kept procrastinating, but now I had no choice but to fast. During the period of the fast I cut off from the outside world including NL.

The first morning though was very hard for me being seriously sick, and hadn't been eating well enough days and didn't even eat the night before the fast, but I asked God to see me through, because I just knew breaking it would spoil a lot of things, and thank God I managed to survive that most trying moment.

During the course of the fast, I asked God whether my prayer for the destruction of those human body-parts markets was too much for me, and whether I should suspend it, because I noticed the amount of setbacks I've had after that, but He told me that the process had already commenced.

After I concluded my fast (God healed me during the fast), I went online, and I saw a video of Benson Idahosa, a man who influenced me greatly during my childhood. He spoke of how Benin City, the place he came from used to be a place where they used human for sacrifices. But God told him that He wasn't going to use the government, but he was going to use him to stop such.

Two things he said there which caught my attention were human sacrifices and what God told me He was going to use him to do, because that sounded similar to what God said He was going to use me to do in this nation.

And God used him as he said to stop such abominable practice of human sacrifice in his City, through fasting and prayers in accordance with God's instructions, as the Chief witch, the head of the occultic, among thirty other witches in Benin City died in the space of about a month.

I know it was God speaking to me through that video, because that answered the question I had asked Him about my prayer for the destruction of all the human body-parts markets in the nation.

The next thing early hours on Sunday, i saw the shocking news that TB Joshua was dead. Then i was wondering what was going on because I didn't see that coming by any stretch, and couldn't even share my view because I wasn't sure of what to say.

Now everything is very clear.

God has begun cleansing of the land!

God has begun to get rid of all abominable places as the human body-parts markets in Nigeria as He said.

TB Joshua was the chief patron of the human body-parts markets!

TB Joshua was the man behind the most human sacrifices in Nigeria and Africa!

TB Joshua was the biggest witch in Africa.

TB Joshua was the greatest enemy of Nigeria and Africa!

TB Joshua's activities brought so much reproach to this nation and Africa at large!

TB Joshua's activities has so much corrupted the land and filled it with blood and violence.

The reason my parts crossed with TB Joshua was because I wanted the destruction of all human body-parts markets in the nation beginning from Jankara in Lagos.

I didn't know that between me and what I prayed for was TB Joshua, because he was the main man behind such abominable places. So for my prayer to be answered, God had to take him out.

I'm not really surprised about this development, considering all the good act that TB Joshua was putting up in the open, because from experience I know that's what some witches do to cover up for such abominable activities they do in secret.

Now that he's out of the way, I would like to implore the authorities to go to his synagogue church and thoroughly comb that place, because I believe the collapse of part of the church structure in 2014 was a deliberate act of human sacrifice!

I believe the reason TB Joshua was not wiling to face any interrogation for the incident, was because he had a lot to hide, so I expect them to find many incriminating things there.

The cleansing of this nation has well and truly began!

I expect many related development to follow this.

This is the year of Nigeria!

Nigeria wake up!

Your time has come!

God bless.
!
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 10:07pm On Jun 09, 2021
Icumsa45:
I have a smallish friend who is about 5'4. when you see him you will think he has small dick but omo the day the guy naked, your eyes fit fall, massive dick and he get money join lol
This your post is all shades of wonderful.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 10:06pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
Flash ass. Lol!
grin you would know best
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:24pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
Yeah grin ...and also, I am hairy in the chest area...not like Gorilla o. Lol. Just a bit hairy. I just noticed you said something about that earlier.
I did. I noticed those things about slim men. Some can be extremely hairy. They also like tattoos. cheesy

Help me remember anyone I've forgotten.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:20pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
Nope.
Just the long ehem and high lib.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:20pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
Confusion of ladies I was talking about..
Would they talk about his ass or his boobs?
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:19pm On Jun 09, 2021
SweetVibe:
Give me tips please, you can even email it
This desperate for sex/women?
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:16pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
Lol! I only have high libido, and long schlong.
Lol, you see?

Modified: do you by any means experience arrogance or overconfidence? It's a slim man thing, too.
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Hairdresser Stabs Boyfriend To Death Over Soup (Photos) by BRATISLAVA: 8:12pm On Jun 09, 2021
Why did he cheat on her? He's supposed to be calming her down every way possible.

Banku and shito must be good to invoke such violence.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 8:07pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
Well, I am a slim tall guy, and I don't exibit any of the negative qualities you listed above.
None at all?

Not even the baldness, over hairiness on the body, long schlong, aggressiveness, forcefulness on females, inexplicable anger, false sense of comedy, high libido?

Remind me if I missed any. Slim men are...
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:39pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
Not still an answer though..
Seems you want R-rated answers.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:37pm On Jun 09, 2021
Ugandatales:
Nawa for you o. Which kind of generalization is this.
You need to see what skinny men are up to. They are baddd. Very aggressive and evil. And also very angry. If they are also short, worst case scenario!
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:35pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
My question was very straight..you should have said slim or fat or both..
"You".
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by BRATISLAVA: 7:34pm On Jun 09, 2021
Kobojunkie:
1. Jesus Christ sent His followers out to preach the Gospel of the Kingdom of God to the world. undecided

2. I didn't even call them false preachers but instead I called them all false Teachers and Prophets same as Jesus Christ did. undecided

I am not trying to argue either. Just trying to find out what lie I am accused of telling this time by you . undecided
"False teacher"
Business › Re: Otedola Donates N2Billion Engineering Faculty To Augustine University, Epe by BRATISLAVA: 7:34pm On Jun 09, 2021
sirqeeboi:
Rich man don stress on dressing.
Just dress neat...
Assumptions.


Do you know how much they cost?
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:31pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
You just dey turn things you no wan answer the question.. which kind man you dey like?
You said you're huge, I asked if the theory you postulated about slim men is true in reverse cases.

You then asked which I would like, and I told you I can't determine the taste of food just by smelling it.

Now, which kind of man do I like? You!
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by BRATISLAVA: 7:28pm On Jun 09, 2021
Kobojunkie:
So what particular statement in this is a lie... Where is this lie you accuse me of? Which of the statements do you pretend is against Jesus Christ? undecided
3. You are also attempting to preach. And you said all of them are false preachers. Thus your message is false.

Anyway, not here to argue but point out your seeming hypocrisy.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:26pm On Jun 09, 2021
pocohantas:
You no lie at all. Two things wey dey make body scratch men;

1) Lack of money
2) Lack of (fertile) D and stroke game. This one is more important to them than money, this is their true itch

You can never enjoy a man if he doesn’t have these two things figured out. You are not the only one angry with him, he is angry with himself too. LMAO.




Men are always in dick measuring contests with every living thing. That is why they sat and came up with different types of men: alpha, beta, whatever. It is in them like peak. If it is not the size of their dicks, it is their acct balance, their cars. It must sha be something.
Honestly. And later they will blame women for their closed circuit competitions.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:13pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
You don't also smell every food..you must have a spec
We don't have taste buds in our eyes, so you have to eat, not smell to know if it tastes good.
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by BRATISLAVA: 7:12pm On Jun 09, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Can you at least provide evidence of the falsehood you claim? undecided

Any evidence that I have in fact lied? undecided
Your first post quoted on the thread.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:08pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
So do you like them slim or fat?
You don't know how a plate of food tastes just by smelling it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Nigerian Pastors Never Liked TB Joshua by BRATISLAVA: 7:07pm On Jun 09, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Who have I condemened and how? undecided

I am not a teacher, I am simply one who follows Jesus Christ. Do you have some sort of problem with me stating the Truth according to the Gospel of the Kingdom of God? undecided
"False preachers"
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:06pm On Jun 09, 2021
pocohantas:
Hahahahaha. Men are always angry when they don’t have the kind of money they want.grin
Lol, not only money. Even the D.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:04pm On Jun 09, 2021
pocohantas:
I think when she said size doesn’t matter, she meant not the way guys overthink it. What exactly is a big dick? If you gather 100 sexually active women, how many of them can say what this big dick in INCHES. Many can’t, because they don’t know, they have never reasoned the matter to that extent.

If it is not “tiny”, many women won’t notice there is anything wrong with it. If it too big, then they will be startled, as they would with a tiny one.

Female orgasm is complex to men, a woman knows how to get herself to orgasm in seconds. That is why lesbians do not have these issues. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Your last sentence is vibrating the leg of a certain table.

Even a virgin knows when a thing is too small or too big.
But it's men who carry the "mine is bigger than yours" deek measuring to extremes and think about it a lot.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 7:02pm On Jun 09, 2021
lilvicky68:
For me the content depends on the size of the container..when the container is slim the content will look bigger..but take that same content to a bigger container you will see it's small..
Fair enough. The content tends to be like the container.

It's a ratio thing.

But this same rumor exists for men with small waists and flat asses.
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by BRATISLAVA: 6:59pm On Jun 09, 2021
pocohantas:
Hahahaha. Really? I don’t think I have been close to one, though there is this stereotype of thin and short men being unnecessarily extra.
I have to support the extra stereotype. grin

Maybe it's due to body proportion with respect to the thing itself.

But slim men are not good guys, from what I've seen. I can point to one I know who forces himself on ladies and cheats on his wife, and several red pill skinny bald men, some also have hair. I think they're angry at someone for their figures.

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