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Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: Ok its cool
2nd daughter: I'm also a lesbian
Dad: Christ! Doesn't any1 in this family love dick?
Son: I do!

are these kids making noise?

@jackpot:I can see d person,its dat guy wearing G-string on his head.
Hope u can see him now?

Maybe na dat him blackberry wey no get pin nai him think say we dey envy!

This is I like studio!

I never knew Dani has started dubbing jokes.Well,if u wanna know,he copied from me.

Who is fighting who? only award fit for u is award for best dubber/copy-copy of year.I will be ur campaign manager for that award.

m ahead!m ahead!

*just driving by in ma escalade $ sees studio inside d gutter gasping for breadth $ shouting?I need water?.**Quickly brings out my natural joystick $ pours out pure fresh water to revive him.**thank God I came ur way*

Studio:dis ur copy-copy fit land u for life jail oooo!

Is dis joke?

;d ;d ;d

Where is d joke?

Good joke.

;d ;d

Johny walke d into clas every morning with a black eye
Teachr:wats wrong?
Johny :  our house is very small.Me,my mom,my dad,v sleep on d same bed.Evry night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin? Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
teacher:tonite whn your dad asks again,keep dead quiet n dont answer
The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Tchr:My gudness y the black eye again?
Johny-Dad askd me again,Johny r u sleepin?n I shut up n kept dead stil.Thn my dad n my mom strtd movin,u know,at d same time Mom ws breathin eraticaly,kickin her legs up franticaly n squealing lik a hyena on d bed.Then my dad asks my mom,are u comin?mom says,Yes am coming,are u comin 2? Dad answrd-Yes.they dont usualy go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I' m also coming.

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Johny walke d into clas every morning with a black eye
Teachr:wats wrong?
Johny :  our house is very small.Me,my mom,my dad,v sleep on d same bed.Evry night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin? Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
teacher:tonite whn your dad asks again,keep dead quiet n dont answer
The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Tchr:My gudness y the black eye again?
Johny-Dad askd me again,Johny r u sleepin?n I shut up n kept dead stil.Thn my dad n my mom strtd movin,u know,at d same time Mom ws breathin eraticaly,kickin her legs up franticaly n squealing lik a hyena on d bed.Then my dad asks my mom,are u comin?mom says,Yes am coming,are u comin 2? Dad answrd-Yes.they dont usualy go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I' m also coming.

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No doubt this dude is d best joker for year!

Copy $ paste!dubbing!photocopying!

Where is d joke?

Mr Ogaga,how far now?Your business has really grown to great height.

I call dis genuity in originality.

has d copy $ paste venom eaten deep into ur system?Must u dubb/photocopy/pirate/ joke dat is now dry $ worn-out?Storms out angrily!

:-x :-x :-x :-x

@kelvin:u better don't try it!Don't choose federal university as second choice!

Up bercelona.

Enter thread angrily $ leaves happily!

Stupidity @ its Zenith!

Where is d joke?

You try!