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###bright is driving from work and is heading towards spa building,he step up d volume of the sound system as his escalade grinded to a halt in d vip garage.He highlights and walk majestically into spa entrance in his bercelona jersy###
ok, where is badosky senior, badosky snr rushes to give him a worm welcome,
hmmmm, dats beautiful, never knew she got such succulent curves at the right places.

Every service rendered here this evening is on me, so everybody feel free so as long as u support bercelona to victory,
UP BERCELONA, UP BERCELONA, UP MESSI

bikokwe:
so afta taking off everytin, na der e end?

ehen, waiting u been dey find.

Sophizzy:
^^ Guy, you nor wise o.

na u come wise abi

PretiEbony:
i don't know what u guys are laffing cos to me it is not funny

@poster;which one b gay part two.you have committed plagiarism by calling it part two since u did not inform me before opening this one.i am the author of gay part one and this one is way too dumb,go check out gay part one and see the genuity in originality.

just calling into the spa to know if my cousin,jacky is in the spa, dialling 0803jacky007, riiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggg, hello jacky,are u in the spa,

Sophizy, shey u know no say u suppose drop question.
Or did u make a mistake?

This place has never been this dull, them don turn Spa to yoruba language tutorials, even self Neyshed begin they toast, na wa ooo

Infact,more than in line,the thing dey inside line!LOL
Do u think that guy is becoming another scapegoat?

**bright calling his cousin jacky through his cell no 0803JACKY007, Ehmmmm hello jacky,wat are u doin in the Spa so early this aroo kutu-kutu.

@Guapo:Can't u see dat yinka is offline?
Or are u lovestruck?

No,don't believe you.
Are getting addicted to Nairaland?

As boring as a learning inian language!
Exit $ slams door angrily.

I kinda understand the joke but yuor presentation of the joke was poor.try again next time

@studio:d joke is under your nose.find it

Wher is EL-GUAPO?He is d right man to show RareGem around the spa.

***just calling into the spa to know if Badosky has anything suckorlickwor for VIP's this easter monday evening,its me and my cousin Jackpot coming from Abuja by Arik airlines**

How’re they gonna handle this situation? Read through,

Boss said to secretary:
For a week, we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary makes a call to her Husband:
For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself.

Husband makes call to his secret lover:
My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover makes a call to a small boy whom she is giving private tuition:
I have to work for a week, so you need not come for classes.

Small boy makes call to his father:
Father, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Father make call to his secretary:
This week I am spending my time with my son. We cannot attend that meeting any longer.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work so we cancelled our trip.

Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together,  my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes a call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition:
This week we will have classes as usual.

Small boy makes a call to his father:
Father, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company.

Father makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements.

  WAHALA DEY O !!!!!

A man & his ever nagging & troublesome wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the husband died suddenly. The undertaker said it would cost £5000 to ship him home or £50 to bury him here. The woman said ship him home. "But ma why don't you bury him in the Holy Land & save the money?" said the undertaker. The woman replied "a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3days later he rose from the dead, I'm sorry I can't take that risk!!! Happy easter to y'all,

Yoi no go wan use desktop charger do rat trap
You go wan carry desktop comp put for ur ear take make call.

@jokingmary:wat are u doing in d spa
Dis place is strictly by invitation!!!

@sophizzy:no be him fault,him wan watch film.

@poster:Axiomatically,u are a big,amorphous fool without inquiry.
You are like the proverbial cow dat feels happy for being taken to a beautiful slaughter house!My 1 sensible post Is better dan ur one million posts.
I only told u that there are better ways of posting dis joke yet ur fish brain couldn't read a meaning to a simple statement.

Agberos?Where dem dey?

@yinka:how far?Hope u are ok now.
I was watching passion of christ with my cousin,Jacky,when strange noises started emanating from d spa!!!on getting downstairs I saw Guapo's third leg standing like the resistant in the terminator series.
Well,I don't know wat happened,all d same u are wellcome.

@EL:wetin happen now?Nobody is taking anything serious here,just wanna play along your persistent line of jokes.
You started wif intimacy this morning $ we decided to play along.
**Now its a replay of wat goes around comes around***
It seems your shadows are chasing u.

@Hamid:Oh sorry!!You didn't pray hard enough!jacky has declined ur employment.
I recommend u go to d mountain $ do a 7-day dry fasting with thunder-bolting prayers!
Meanwhile u can start cleaning d spa $ badosky will do d pay.

@jacky:where is spa mod $ her hobby?

Posted by: Hamid O

Posted on: Today at 01:22:21 PM

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^^ May God help the Chairman and Vice chairman of Sanity Restoration Commission. Amen,  Two of una don go gaga

***Thank u for recognizing very important dignitaries***
Infact I will talk to my cousin Jackpot about taking u as one of our green-collar Spy!!!ROTFLOME!



Posted by: Hamid O

Posted on: Today at 12:31:28 PM

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Gawd!!! Bad children let loose on a Sunday morning. See all of them eyes, I beg them make dem try go church today of all days. For where?? Them no go
For all of una information ehn, na by force to enter heaven from now on. Na because of people like una dem dey do afternoon service, before I open my eye ehn, make all of una don carry Bible start dey go church now.
Even the self acclaimed members of sanity restoration commission (SRC) sef don join.


@Hamid:Shut up ya oblong mouth!!!
Even ya pastor is here with us in dis spa.
He has painted the whole spa building with YELLOW colour.
I wonder if he has worked with MTN before!!!lol

SMOKED GARRI + SPANISH GROUNDNUT=YELLOW SPERM


SEDIMENTARY ROCKS + SPANISH GROUNDNUT:Ph.D(pretty huge d.I.ck)

**so u instructed idowu to give us the delicacy dat makes ur sperm yellowish!
TUFi!!!
Idowu pls don't bother,we are filled up!!

Posted by: El Guapo

Posted on: Today at 11:09:15 AM

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Lol
I thought he's Homo 
He's location with that of Brite implies sumfyn 

**implies watU don use ur phd(pretty huge d.I.ck)pursue Yinka commot inside spa.
Na only god know whether she fit waka well again!!!

@idowu:Wetin u wan take celebrate easter sunday inside SPA 2 dae now?
Me $ my cousin Jackpot prepare wella come spa 2dae so make u do us well.

@EL-GUAPO:Nice idea but all d ones wey dey around has been over used,over-used $ has no elasticity any longer!!!pls we no want konga!

Mehn this place stinks!!!IDOWU shey person die inside here?
See pata $  boxers soaked with yellowish liquid substance on d door post.