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@poster:I sense that u are still a baby-poster dat lacks the common sense essential for a public forum like this.there are better sane ways of posting this joke dan this.pls grow up!!

El,haba!today na easter sunday naw.

AHa!Yinka!!o fe ma ta si awon egbon e,Woo to ba lo se bi pe, !Ma sa e jaga-jaga ni.
To ba fe lo ma belive pe oti arrive,ma be igi fun e.

So u mean there are scavengers,human-eaters $ ritualist in here YINKA?

Combinationally beautiful!!!

Why u dey re-post old jokes here?this joke never reach 2 weeks when somebody post am here.bcarefull,u are committing PLAGIARISM.

Senseless joke!!!

Implicated!!!

@kunbee $ studio:Una don turn here to address exchange medium?
Well,d thread no make sense before

Here is another acronym for jega
JEGA:JUST ELECT GOODLUCK AGAIN

OK.na 10 10 naira own!!dani pls sell kpuff kpuff 50 naira join am!!lol

Ice-cream?shey na 10 10 naira own abi na Mr biggs own she dey sell?

No jackpot.pls refer her to d cold water tap btw my legs.

Why dani come decide to enter here for this easter weekend?
Food for thought.

Good morning people

QUESTION:Yinkaaaaa ooo,anything 4 me,se o gbo?

Happy easter to u too,But hope you havnt eaten anything with blood oo or any reddish wine?

Your sweet heart?I don't know him oo.
Maybe u should goggle him.

Posted by: Idowuogbo

Posted on: Today at 03:14:45 PM

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Quote from: El Guapo on Today at 06:59:28 AM

Was that a recommendation, commendation or a condemnation?? 


el baby y u dey reply mumuni like him ,his disease is contagious pls be forewarned. The rotweiler doesnt like it here hence his continous barking .The amazing thing about dis species is, it thinks posting wikipedia wud enable his popularity in jokes section not knowing wiv it people would render him disabled.



***SHOULD I REPLY HER?
NO,I REMEMBER MY PROMISE.
I am a man of my words!!***

@El-guapo:I might b too mean but u guyz instigated dat venom.
Ok,from now on I promise not to b 2 mean again.
LET brotherly LOVE continue.

From which of the equation did u calculate my time of reply?
Do u mean u were waiting tirelessly for my reply?
Mehnnnn,I may be online but busy wif better things.OK?
Come to think of it,do u think I was referring to u?
Well,good friday to u my peeps.

Your MISINTERPRETATION of my IDEOLOGICAL-FUNCTION is a product of your rather ANAEMIC EDUCATION and ur viral-infested NERVOUS CO-ORDINATION which can lead any 1 to an OBLIGATE CONCLUSION that the SOLUTION to ur PERENNIAL CONDITION is REHABILITATION to a PSYCHO-STATION!!

It was a SPECULATION followed by a QUESTION about my OBSERVATION!!!

lol!!!

I pray the same oo.
Let him come out wif his UMBLERA wife!!LOL

Snthesis,wetin my cousin do u naw?
No let make strong men reason ur matter oo!

Na wa Oo.Shey dem don Close Sport SEction?
Abi EL dey don dey use welder's goggle take brows?

@postee:u are a confused fellow

;d ;d ;d ;d

Anybody in the spa or abi na GAY $ STRIPPERS LOUNGE?

I no fit use breast take do keyboard!!Joooor oooo

When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted
wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the farm,
but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a farm hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about farming.
For weeks, he worked very hard, and the farm was doing very
well. Then one day, the woman said to the guy, "You have done a
really good job here over the last few weeks. You should go into
town and have some fun."
The guy readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and
he still wasn't home.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found
the farmer's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire,
he slowly pulled them down and off.
THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID,IF U EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN,U ARE FIRED".