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@idowu:Yes,however,u hav got no option than to b upset.
Don't u think ur username is too outdated for modern use?

oh jeez u defo suffering from goatosis ,  am sure  jackpot was referring to u  his keyboard jus made errors directing it to my padi hamid
u come here writing grammars dat u have used a week to cram and understand .do u think we will  clap for u dat u sabi vocabs abi , listen its jokes section no1 gives 2 hoots about your  effort in english literature , so calm d  fuckkk down okay



Quote from: bright007 on Today at 01:37:14 PM

***Yes man,EL-GOAT is suffering from ACUTE HALITOSIS.
But one thing I don't understand is why he always reply my posts even when they aren't directed at him.


**Mrs GREEN PANTS,where did u forget ur manners!You should hv begged me to bring my diction to your level instead of barking like a wounded dog.
63 demons gone out of ya already,37 to go!!!

    
Posted by: El Guapo

Posted on: Today at 08:28:36 AM

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Jacky that your fwiend Bright lack sense of humor wella, to be serious he's always forcing up nature - i tink he should move his Vocabulary tents to Education section, Dem go give am Prof ova there   

GUDMORNING SPArtians!
**EL-GOAT-I can see dat u and. RED ARSE are suffering from multiple MYXOSOMA CEREBRALIS.
Talking about sense of humour,wat sense of humour hav U $ RED ARSE individually $ otherwise created to make this thread a success.The answer is not far fetched as birds of a feather flock together!

Posted by: jackpot

Posted on: Today at 08:59:34 AM

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^^poster above me get mouth odour  ;(
***Yes man,EL-GOAT is suffering from ACUTE HALITOSIS.
But one thing I don't understand is why he always reply my posts even when they aren't directed at him.
   

JACKPOT!which level?Having a quiet,nice and romantic time wif Natasha $ also in a war of wits $ whiskers with peeping studio cfr.

Posted by: Idowuogbo
pain ke , come my laptop no menstrate na    
sweat , my glands are normal thank u very much
beef - u dont have to b billgate to know dat

NOW!!!, explain to your follower dullpot that his participation in all d beef dint fry my dodo , so he can have his holiday in venus now.   

I wish I got your time
I know dat would make me smile.
I know u hv been wondering about my sudden break in presence lately
It has become necessary as you have shown an appreciable amount of sanity.
Justifying our effort, all along did not lie in desolate places.
One fact makes me giggle irresistibly
Dat my persistent drive to bring you to order has become part of your daily living
Axiomatically why you noticed my periodic absence  $ also d reason your heart grew further for me.
Not 2 worry,I will b running an observation $ subsequently making a report on your improvement pretty soon.
4 d main time  don't go back to your vomit as doing so will bring back, irrevocably,your worst nightmare
Meanwhile I am working on a case study similar to yours  but not as worse as yours when we started working on u.I  never knew u guys have replicated this much as to have as many numbers we have on NL nowadays.

time don reach this thread to die!

Jackpot,how far naw?Wetin dey happen here?

Yes!its d joke 4 d month!

Posted by: saddler

Posted on: Today at 02:14:58 PM

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EVERY SPIRIT OF SODOM $ GOMORAH IN THIS FORUM MUST DIE IN JESUS NAME
           **AMEN**
Guy thanks for your prayers ooo.We are praying $ agitating for good jokes $ not corruption.since yesterday she has not displayed her GREEN PANTS AND HER RED ARSE,dats wat we want in here.

****YAWNS ##
OH NAIRALAND!
WHY HAS THOU BECOME A BREEDING GROUND 4 GAYS,STRIPPERS $ IMMORALS.
WHO WAITS PERSISTENTLY FOR THE LEAST OPPORTUNITY TO SHOWCASE THEIR SHAME.
OH!WHY NAIRALAND.

@gree-die:dats expected of a person bearing ur user name:
Simply put u are greedy!!

@IDOWU+IGBO:Look at the fool writing!!Charity they say begins at home .Your incessant $ persistent posting of immoral comments like COME $ SEE MY RED ARSE,COME 4 MASSAGE etc Shows the kind of home you come from.
Take it or leave,u  knows there is a lot of truth in what I am saying.You must have inherited or acquired  by conditioned reflex all these immorality of yours from a family member .Now you are representing them by your character,is dis wat you were thought at home,to start posting immoral comments in public forum like this?
Talking about jokes,are u a joker at all?Frankly speaking u don't command any form of humour.Imagine almost 50 pages of COME $ SEE MY RED ARSE,STRIPPING NUDE

@EL-GUAPO:please hold it there!I know she is ur accomplice and that not withstanding you you must place your hands where your eyes can see them.
You said a guy should not come out in public forum $ declare his academic qualifications,Mehn,you should have advised yourself and MRS GREEN PANT to Stop posting SExually immoral comments in here.
Pls remove the dustbin in your eye b4 u spot another dirt in another.

@IDOWU:Everytime you post a commnt in here,you seem to expose your already naked personality.
FROM YOUR LAST COMMENT YOU JUST INFORMED THE WHOLE NL DAT:
(1)You dey do ashawo business.
(2)That the ashawo business no move since when BRIGHT-POT came in here
***As for the M.Sc cert,no b your fault as no wan in your villa has been able to brake the primary certificate jinx rocking your ancestral lineage**

Wetin Concer Efemena_xy with LONDON



Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V)

« #1434 on: Today at 12:28:51 PM »

^hehehe awwh pele upon d queue wey u queue for embassy na arrow visa dem give u      
come and relax d spa wardens wud  cellutape d part of your brain dats nids to b mended , heddiot dey google oyinbo like say he finish nursery , no b after nursery u begin hawk ota pia pia  tseeeeew     

***oh!sorry RED ARSE,I never knew illiteracy runs in the lineage!!
Its very axiomatic that while your mates were going to school u were learning MASSAGE $ STRIPPING unclothed in your dirty GREEN PANTS.
**Imagine the illiterate slowpoke in a war of wits $ whiskers with me a M.Sc holder $ a potiential P.hd holder in the nearest future.GIRL,I am not your type!!!

Posted by: El Guapo

Posted on: Today at 07:06:12 PM

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Lol   

Ok oo i don hear, make i shift small 

But er u no go barb me again! Not even a MASSAGE! Walahi!  That one na Hurricane, u fit b'cos of this Our Love tussle carry Monday Hammer break ma Spinal cord when i don already relax for a SMOOCHING  

**HMMM,BRIGHT COUGHS OUT LOUD***

QUOTE FROM RED ARSE A.K.A IDOWU+IGBO +GREEN PATA


Hey dumb007 carry on calling your fooLishh self red monkey okay .watch your next to taste d soil bcus u aswell claim no hard feelins but iTs obvious iTs personal .your silly assss tag along to make useless point can't u spk for  deluded sef ,oh I forgot u partially disabled heddiot

To all on threAd dey callled for dis bullshit d mods wAtched d pussywhoooles curse and curse which carried on almost tru d thread and did nada pls !!Badosky refuses to b cuTe so let's strt d war bcus am quiet don't min I no fit tear cloth 2 una don jam wiTchcraft watchhh me tseeeeeEw

Efe I hail bck o.
***I can see that your ignorance combined with your inherited stupidity has brought you this far.You threw caution to wind like a mad dog,all in a bid to contaminate us with your Virus. Well,its almost 50 pages gone $ I am beleiving God to give us the grace to  bear this your dogmatic $ unpalatable social delinquency.
KEEP BARKING RED ARSE!!!

QUOTE FROM RED ARSE A.K.A IDOWU+IGBO +GREEN PATA


Hey dumb007 carry on calling your fooLishh self red monkey okay .watch your next to taste d soil bcus u aswell claim no hard feelins but iTs obvious iTs personal .your silly assss tag along to make useless point can't u spk for  deluded sef ,oh I forgot u partially disabled heddiot

To all on threAd dey callled for dis bullshit d mods wAtched d pussywhoooles curse and curse which carried on almost tru d thread and did nada pls !!Badosky refuses to b cuTe so let's strt d war bcus am quiet don't min I no fit tear cloth 2 una don jam wiTchcraft watchhh me tseeeeeEw

Efe I hail bck o.
***I can see that your ignorance combined with your inherited stupidity has brought you this far.You threw caution to wind like a mad dog,all in a bid to contaminate us with your Virus. Well,its almost 50 pages gone $ I am beleiving God to give us the grace to bear this your dogmatic $ unpalatable social delinquency.
KEEP BARKING RED ARSE!!!

Posted by: Efemena_xy

Posted on: Today at 05:11:20 PM

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^^ come - na so you dey quote?

seeing as you never sabi learn am - I go fit tish you.

Thanks,but there are many ways of catching a fish!!
Either u use a line $ hook or go wif ur net all are the same.

Hmmm, !EFE-You know your name means riches.Are you really rich?   

Posted by: Efemena_xy

Posted on: Today at 04:34:18 PM

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boring stuff   

007 you nor dey do your name justice .
***THankS FOr YouR COMmENts eFE But that's Your OPiniON $ I am Sowii Gurl,tHey are IRRELEVANT TO ME**

Posted by: jackpot

Posted on: Today at 04:05:02 PM

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Quote from: bright007 on Today at 03:15:18 PM

I DON MISS ooooooo!!!
Who go update me ?

text UPDATE to 007. exclusive only on Bright-pot network
lol

nephew, how'z ya Sunday?

**My HONOURABLE NEPH,YOU AR Too MUCh!!
Infact u deserve an award for your insistence on orderliness on this thread.
***It was very obvious dat RED ARSE was hit by your timely comments.
I can sense it in Her reaction**

@ekpoma1:GuY ARE U HUNGRY?See fly wan enter your mouth?

I DON MISS ooooooo!!!
Who go update me ?

How to know if u are Normal

1. U have a facebook account


2. U have an android or i-phone or blackberry or Nokia


3. U watch MTV


4. U are fully aware of adult stuff








6. U register to unlimited text


7. U sleep late


9. U were so busy u forgot to read number 5

10. U actually scroll up again to see if there is number 5(don't worry coz there is no number 8 as well )


11. Now u are smiling, possibly laughing 2 yourself. Then you realize, perhaps you are not normal as you once thought lol =))

Is it sensible to lock slippers?

Posted by idowuogbo

u are a fool , and wud remain a fool , your brain cells have notin more to it , u tink u funny it only amazes me y dey havent banned u fucka. wen i strt spewing insults @ u now d so called mods wud sey am derailing.  u busy posting pics of your so called  galfriend mrs ape no 1 sed nada , u want attention abi dont wori tune in domesticated goat, i would increase your labour costs. is dis how life has turned out for u that your only hapiness is 2  come on nl wiv so much hatred. buoii replyin sef is like drinking from d canal  not healthy so piss offf or go have lunch wiv d aborigees i suppose dose are d only people dat can stand your ignoramus ways. demented fowl tseeeeeeew.

**GBAM!GBAM!he don happen,he don happen,mebeleto**

Posted by: El Guapo.
@Jacky, Er Ichie, whatta u doin here BTW? Your fellow red-capped men are busy voting Criminals into their constituencies and u're here looking for a chance to peep at Idowu's Green pants, Papa Umunwanyi!   
**COLOUR GREEN? Green is for health.Is dat place healthy?**


Posted by: yinkalink
Bryt,dnt poke a sleepin dragon in d eye
**sleeping dragon?I am the FATHER dragon $ you are d baby dragon!

Ah!omo yi ma ti laju ke e!Wo bi o nse fun mi lo hun!ma wori,ama pade ni tarmac!

@yinka!yinka!yinka!!!e melo ni mo pe o.Sora o!ti o ba sora,ma je oju e!

Wetin concern HELICOPTER WITH HOLD-UP
Wetin Concern G-STRING WIF BACK POCKET



Posted on: Yesterday at 05:38:10 PM

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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
A WATERMELON