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dani1luv: Beht why âm I this dumb??

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u mean u are really dumb?

Daniruff...Now I know say yoke don finish for ya mouth..instead to post yoke,u don become INEC CHAIRMAN for joke section.Na wa oooo..No offience,just my candid opinion

(1)Dip d bread inside the tea
(2)Mix all d rice with ur stew before eating
(3)Pour dry garri on your porridge
(4)Dip your bread in tea
(5)Share d meat with ur teeth/knife and ask d eldest to pick first
(6)Crack d bone and suck out d marrow (and the comes wagging its tail)
(7)Don't eat meat until finish d food
(Put d tea in d freezer so dat it becomes ice (lolly things)
(9)Use d meat to finish d remaining eba
(10)Lick d plate with your tongue.
Abeg no forming oooo..

[quote author=MOGUL.O]u are welcome dear..[/quote]Who be ur dear?
You wey no fit perform!!

babaijo: Na normal thing everywhere. This one is from Nonwa-Gbam, Tai LGA of Rivers State.

Exactly wat I anticipated.I cant remember when last I used å plastic dish to eat.
The dish used in serving this food isn't attractive,atleast these corpers are grown-ups and are not children.

You that cannot travel to Kaduna because of security challenges is now guaranteeing d safety of innocent corpers.
If boko haram strike now,ťĥĕ only thing u will say is ''we are on top of d situation''
Mscthewwwww

Yaba-left number one candidate!

I think the reason why the corpers are protesting is not because theey were served beans $ garri but probably because the food was prepared by poor cooks or prepared under unhygienic conditions.It may also be that the cooking untensils and the serving plates were not attractive.

Âm saying this cos if my mother cook beans for u,u will wanna eat beans everyday.

What is dis FOREST all about?I have forest in my village but I never knew people make easy money from it.
I need enlightenment.

jackpot: psychic arse-ki[quote author=jackpot][color=red]psychic arse-kisser and repugnant woman lappa like youuuuu. . .soon you'll beg her to wash her bra!

El-AriaAria! MtcheeEw

Leave dat fast-spoke jare...wat do u expect of å house-husband than to lick/wash bra/pants?

fluid26: Babe, no offence, are you from Mali?

Which kain jamb question be this one?

Solomonadejo: I dnt mind riskin my Life to set This Country free!!! This Country have all the resources to make us a Developed Nation!!! But those @ the Top are just too inhuman!!! #REVOLUTION is the way forward... Just imaginin my self Hittin Sen.Mark with a Big Stick on his Head

Aha!what has that pig-headed senator done to u!

[quote author=~vicky~]calm down......we re still looking for the zoke [/quote]Ok ooo...wen u find it ping me.
...Adjusts my booooobs so dat they look pointed...*catwalks majestically*

akereconfi: OLYMPIC

Olu
Leave
Your
Mother
Police
Is
Coming.......

I love dz

Yeaaaaaahhh...I remember this vividly...Lol

Interesting debate

Where is d joke?storms out angrily

[quote author=MOGUL.O]^^^^^modified copy and paste joke![/quote]Thanks for your comment

A man is geting into d shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when d door bell rangs.
after a few seconds of arguing over which one to go & answer d doorbell, d wife gives up,guickly wrap herself up in a towel & runs downstairs. when she opened d door, there stands bob, d next door neighbour.b/4 she says a word, bob says i will offer u 800dollars,just to drop that towel dat u have on. after thinking 4 a moment d woman drops her towel & stands naked in front of bobs .bobs has a close look of her 4 a second,hand over d 800dollars & guietly leaves confused, but exated about her good fortune, d woman wraps backup in d towel & goes upstairs. when she gets back to d bathroom, her husband ask from d shower ," who was dat ,? "
"it was bobs , d next door neighbour: she replies
great " d husband says " did he say anything about d 800dollars he owes me?"

Find the missing ATE

(1)to destroy/kill/end permanently
(2)To say/do something without caution
(3)To arouse oneself
(4)To become worn-out/broken-down/ especially of å system/structure
(5)To kill å person in å top government position
(6)To unlawfully represent someone
(7)To solve esp with numerals
(To arrange things in a graph consisting of vertical $ horizontal lines.
(9)Metal/plastic/paper-like structure for carrying edibles e.g eggs
(10)Used for writing on
(11)To spread evenly
(12)To dislike sth with passion
(13)Used for eating
(14)To move sth around an axis or group of things
(15)To avenge/to pay back
(16)To question esp å suspect
(17)To be left with no option to do sth
(18)Wen å liquid changes to gas
(19)to make something to become impure
(20)To make something more complex

We are on top of the situation!

When has learning martial arts become å proficient defensive mechanism against bombs $ matchets?
Storms out angrily!

Dear John,
I hope u can help me.The other day,I set off for work,leaving my husband in d house watching TV.My car stalled and then it broke down about å mile down d road,and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home,I couldn't believe my eyes.He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!
I am 32 and my husband is 34 and d neighbour's daughter is 19.We have been married for 10 years.When I confronted him,he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months.He wouldn't go for counselling,and I âm afraid âm å wreck and need advice urgently.Can u please help?
Sincerely,Sheila.





REPLY FROM JOHN

Dear Sheila,
Å car stalling after been driven å short distance can be caused by å variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in d fuel line.If it is clear,check the vacuum pipes and hoses on d intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.If none of these approaches solves the problem,it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John.

One page gone $ I cant find one single yoke....I repeat,one single yoke in this thread.....
Storms out angrily...

Wat is d differnce between the government-owned tertiary institutions and these ones being used as scapegoats?

Let not d kettle call the pot black...

@NSA:just tell us u are å member

bowakoko: Teacher: Whats the exchange rate for converting Faroukas to Otedollar?

Student: 620 Faroukas = 1 Otedollar

LMAO

Otedollar may your dollars protect u everywhere u go. I loved d way u made those legislooters look stupid and silly.they cant intimidate u.their father.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]3 is not agenda lol [/quote]hmmmm lol

bright007: Find d missing EAR
(1)Å wild animal in d woods
(2)Used to control d speed of å car
(3)Dat is at back of something
(4)Dat flows down when sad
(5)Dat is seen or understood without difficulty
(6)Å fruit
(7) To put on ur body.

Who can answer the above?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Number 10, only thing I could think for that was "Origami"[/quote]The answer to number 10 is CARd
Ans to no 3 is CARnival while dat of no 8 is SCARce

Find d missing CAR
(1)An image drawn to mock somebody
(2)Dat cuts wood $ drives nails into them
(3)An open party done in street,town ets
(4)Å structure with 2 legs pulled by an animal
(5)To make somebody suddenly become afraid
(6)Used in covering the hair/head
(7)Imaginary images shown on å screen
(To Become difficult to get
(9)To handle/touch with passion/emotion
(10)Thick paper cut into shape

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Watch Night!

Leave my skirt abeg...

er, Dani. You going to paste / sticky this offtopic thread?[/quote]Errr...do u mean he should sticky this dumb thread?