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During lunch at work last
week, I ate 3 plates of
beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got home, my husband
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly;
Darling I have a surprise
for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me
and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me
promise not to touch the
blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had
consumed were still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the
room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off
three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears
carefully tuned to the conversation in the other
room, I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands
back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself. My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so
long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, heremoved the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with
their hands on their nose LoL

vinkolo: Is it true that booqee is a name of a particular animal in SUDAN?

Yes u are correct

**enters d electrical room and turned off d control switch**
D whole stadium is in darkness**
Rushes into pitch with my nokia torchlight looking for boobsquee bosoms.

[quote author=alhussangle@gma]. You are silly. Don't u read that God protects the Mosque?. If u are angry because Your Den of thieves/criminals is always bombed, then go crucify urself. U gentile.[/quote]You are d biggest fool on earth!Is å Den of thieves/criminals not better dan å den of suicide bombers or å pack of blood-thirsty vampires?

jackpot: hi mods,

i suggest you reward our heroes here. It's high time you applaud Bright007. She has killed me with laffter since yesterday. I suggest we recognise her by changing the Joke Section President Title to "Bright007's Prize for Best Joker"

I âm flattered once again....who can beat d power of incumbency?
Oya Dani do as instructed.

This dustbin must be really jobless!You have successfully littered everywhere with ur insanity.












Bush fly...

jackpot: #Bright007 for jokes C-I-C

I âm flattered...imagine being nominated by the incumbent/reigning jokes C-I-C....I âm å winner already....

dani1luv:
how you know the size of my Joystick??

useless igbo goat!! so you'have been peeping??

thank God u admit it is true.I will tell u d secret of knowledge later...








Desert piglet moderator

booqee: another ancient foool. Mtchew

stay dere make kpata dey wear u!Dani's joystick is as huge as as å log of wood(dats why dey fold âm inside boxer)
If him use âm for u,the thing go come out of ya mouth and ur ministry will never remain d same.
Dis is my 2 kobo for u,hope I will get å suck from d milk industry?

Errrr.....I just discovered something....I just discovered why....

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Anytime I make advances towards boobsqee in this forum,Dani always hides my post!I just discovered d reason from this thread.
Dani,berht why? Errrr.....I just discovered something....I just discovered why....

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Anytime I make advances towards boobsqee in this forum,Dani always hides my post!I just discovered d reason from this thread.
Dani,berht why?

booqee: babez come oh? is ur lesbian partner, bright 007 no longer satisfying u on d bed mat?? no? how dat one take concern me?
Get thee behind me satan! i dont do girls puleasssse!

boobsqee...how is ur milk industry?Hope it is still vibrant even after subsidy removal? Its been long since I took part of its proteinous enrichment.just come $ see me in dat sharp corner*

@boobsqee:How is your milk industry?Hope it is doing well in terms of expansion?
I have å BD gift for u ...guess wat......

It is....,










Ån iron bra of size 250...and u know wat?...it is grade one....I bought it from super...I know u will like it...don't forget to meet me at dat sharp corner so dat I can put them on for u....also don't forget our usual tangling!

@boobsqee:How is your milk industry?Hope it is doing well in terms of expansion?
I have å BD gift for u ...guess wat......

It is....,










Ån iron bra of size 250...and u know wat?...it is grade one....I bought it from super...I know u will like it...don't forget to meet me at dat sharp corner for some tangling...

lalaosky: comen cava bakassi et la toto en wet puccy

Et kitty la juicy bet kitty la AIDS.
Et loi?

Tighten security against suicide bombers with mouth?
This government is really like its leader!its truly from shoeless to clueless!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Glory Dayz when Element, Pharoah, Studio, Xynerise, Bashy, Neyshed, Chi-Baby, Lysaa and I would play in the Garden {The Color of Your pant Game}

**Sobbing For Joke Section** [/color]

You are sobbing and ur joystick is popping out of ur boxers in search of hairy butts and B-jobs

jackpot: cava bien punny! Et le nyaash?

* French session activated*
Cava bien bosoms!Et la massage le blow-job?

Its been å long time since I recited my favourite quote....dear nairalanders,I would like to do so now........









Islam is undoubtedly/truly/ undeniably å religion of PISS $ SHITS.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Sure na.....

she na giver na.....[/quote]see dis one wey no know where TOTO dey.....

@poster:You couldn't find another way to rephrase d headline than what you put up there?I already had å misconception about the thread until I found that the peak of your illiteracy.
The MODS should have known better but have chosen d path of unprofessionalism.

@topic may the souls of d departed rest in peace.

swtchicgurl: this coming from a thing so confused it doesn't knw if its male or female.

Look at this albino lessbian talking!oh!I guess u are looking for attention hence u descended so mentally-low as to become å fool who doesn't know d relationship between the headline of å thread and its body.

I guess this award is å trophy for madness.No wonder no sane person is vying for d award.

Why did this make the front page?

Where is d joke?

[quote author=bashy_demy]Always slap beat bright when he messed up[/quote]

Evidence of unparalleled joblessness!

babarazy: Where is d joke?

Check your kpekus.

bayooooooo: 1.Eliminate
2.precipitate
3.Ma$turbate
4.deteriorate
5.Assassinate
6.Impersonate
7.
8.
9.crate
10.slate
11.
12.hate
13.plate
14.rotate
15.retaliate
16.interrogate
17.frustrated
18.evaporate
19.adulterate
20.obfuscate

No 2 is wrong.Answer is IndiscriminATE.
(7) Is calculate
(tabulATE
(20)complicATE

@poster:Inasmuch as u tried to be unbiased from d beginning,ur myopic reasoning didn't allow have å safe landing on the issue.