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Don't know how true this is,just got got the news that there is bomb blast in abuja


Breakingnews bomb blast in abuja shopping center. http://mobile.saharare porters.com/news-page/exploion-rocks-abuja-shopping-center

This aboki man no get sense at all.He was so anxious about the money dat he couldn't make å complete statement while talking.

Find d missing EAR
(1)Å wild animal in d woods
(2)Used to control d speed of å car
(3)Dat is at back of something
(4)Dat flows down when sad
(5)Dat is seen or understood without difficulty
(6)Å fruit
(7) To put on ur body.

Answer is MANse

[quote author=sparkle-baby]1. comMANder.
2. comMANdment.
3. MANdatory.
4. MANsion.
5. MANner.
6. . . .[/quote]Number 4 is wrong!

This poster must be resident in an uncompleted building or in å hut near d farm

LMAO»this poster is very funny.kporkiyor is å an edo language word meaning witch-infested.It is used to depict å food dat has been infested with witchcraft.

Find d missing MAN
(1)Who gives an order in d force
(2)Given to Moses in d bible
(3)Dat is compulsory
(4)Dat is d house of å christian minister (5)used as food in d days of moses
(5)Å brown paper esp used for making envelope

Wats BBA? Is it blacberry application or Bread $ Beans Applicatin or wat?
I need to know

saddler: Find d missing ANT
(1)Dat is kept in d museum
(2)Dat helps something to stick to another thing
(3)Dat gives out light
(4)Dat leans against å wall with d base not touching the wall
(5)An animal with long ears

(1)ANTiquity
(2)mordANT
(3)lANTern
(4)slANT
(5)ANTelope

Here is another
Find d missing MAT
(1)Who loves calculations
(2)Who is celebrating his success into higher institution
(3)Has weight $ occupies space
(4)Has to do with å woman $ her child
(5)Has to do with copulation

LMAO...this should be on d front page!

Here are d answers
(1)seaSON
(2)crimSON
(3)priSON
(4)treaSON
(5)maSON
(6)lesSON

Airtel is da bomb!
I was using MTN b4 and I tell u dat u cant download during d day,even wen u manage to download at night,its very slow.
Airtel came to my rescue.I download anytime I like with 3g everywhere here in Benin.
Airtel BIS is pay for two months,get one month free.

Tedyk: 1,MANicure
2,MANe
3,MANure
4,woMAN

Nice one from u!
Its like u don't have any to post.

Ok try this out.
Find d missing SON:
(1)Dat occurs twice å year
(2)Å colour dat is not blue nor yellow but looks reddish
(3)Dat keeps those guilty of d law
(4)Crime of betraying one's country
(5)Å labourer dat works in construction firm
(6)refers to å tutorial section

This thread should be moved to d jokes section

Hi peeps,
Its my first topic on forum games section.I believe u guys are gonna ♡ this game cos it is fun,brain-racking $ above all educating.I call it the missing word game.
Here is an example on how to play.
Find the missing ANT:
(1)Dat is d biggest land,four-footed animal
(2)Causes å diseases in sheep $ humans
(3)Dat runs errands for his boss
(4)Dat dresses more than expected to ur party
(5)Dat runs in opposite direction with d clock
(6)Fights diseases in ur body
(7)Dat is naturally abnormal
ANSWERS
(1)elephANT
(2)ANThrax
(3)servANT
(4)extravagANT
(5)ANTi-clockwise
(6)ANTibody
(7)mutANT
Guess u know d logic behind d game.
Now answer this question and then post yours if u have got any.
Find the missing MAN
(1)That takes care of ur hands $ nails
(2)That is found on d back of horses $ lions
(3)Dat is d best food for the soil
(4)Dat shouldn't go to war

Let's begin

Hi peeps,
Its my first topic on forum games section.I believe u guys are gonna ♡ this game cos it is fun,brain-racking $ above all educating.I call it the missing word game.
Here is an example on how to play.
Find the missing ANT:
(1)Dat is d biggest land,four-footed animal
(2)Causes å diseases in sheep $ humans
(3)Dat runs errands for his boss
(4)Dat dresses more than expected to ur party
(5)Dat runs in opposite direction with d clock
(6)Fights diseases in ur body
(7)Dat is naturally abnormal
ANSWERS
(1)elephANT
(2)ANThrax
(3)servANT
(4)extravagANT
(5)ANTi-clockwise
(6)ANTibody
(7)mutANT
Guess u know d logic behind d game.
Now answer this question and then post yours if u have got any.
Find the missing MAN
(1)That takes care of ur hands $ nails
(2)That is found on d back of horses $ lions
(3)Dat is d best food for the soil
(4)Dat shouldn't go to war

Let's begin

booqee: bright is not a madam. Its a she-male.
actually he's a guy in real life. Edited his sexx in his profile to (f).

boobsqee....he be like say u no dey fear indefinite ban.
But wait oooo...











How is dat ur milk industry?its been å long time I had å drink from its unparalleled saltiness.

Why has tribalism eaten deep into our veins?
This has really become an unbecoming.

Lagos mumu/mugun

This thread has been invaded by miscreants.

What about Farouk lawan $ d $620k bribe?
What is d fate of d report of d adhoc committee on fuel subsidy headed by Farouk?

Bincrakpo...my advice for you...the fear of indefinite ban is d beginning of wisdom

Yam $ 'owo'from EDO STATE (d 'owo' is pronuonced like money in yoruba)

Where is d joke?

Nice yoke but I equally agree that u appreciate criticism just as ileke-idi stated.

For any info about this year's admission into uniben and about uniben in genera.Ping me on 25FOD1CD

mukina2: Good day People,

Please post sexual jokes in the sexuality section.

Do not post threads with sexual pictures or sexual jokes.

Any thread with sexual contents will be moved to sexuality and the poster banned.

Thanks for co-operating.

Thanks for d info...but I will appreciate if u will expantiate/throw more light on this new development.
In other words,u should draw d line between intimate jokes or jokes depicting imaginary intimacy and those that do not.