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Pojomojo:
I read till the end and I most say this is the best thing I have read today, so much to learn and unlearn!
Thanks so much for this!

The babe too much

IyaTola:
As shared by Gold-Olufadi Shakirat @skinandall_
, A Physician, Dermatologist & Genitourinary medicine specialist.



https://twitter.com/skinandall_/status/1343554372693843970

Book +wisdom including knowledge just full your head,,,,,

God bless and protect you and your spouse from the hands and eyes of those mamiwater and Awintchi winchi girls out there.
Amen.

Brandonx:
Same fate should befall her.

Ok

Brandonx:
If you're not a thief what are you doing with a gun ? Any boy caught with a gun stealing or not should be killed.

How about any girl caught with a gun?

Obalatule:
Who PdP help?

Left for me all igbos should dump that stupid directionless party

Atleats we know the direction ApC is taking us Destruction

Funny you

doggedfighter:
You are very superstitious so I think a church girl is what you need.

Let people with free minded people have that girl.

She shouldn't be with your type.

OK,,,tomorrow she'll start crying for husband.

SunriseW:
So which one do you prefer among the two, secret or marine cult.

Funny you

[Dont mind himquote author=JasperVII post=96117139]Wonder what men are turning into these days. You saw all those things yet you still came to Nairaland to ask for advice. Are you a child? Or you can't think for yourself?

Dey there... Your eye go soon clear[/quote]

[quote author=Yuneehk post=96116578]It could just be fashion to her, no biggie. You asked her and she was unserious with her answer. Speak to her again and ask her the reason behind it since it's still bothering you. If her answer doesn't sit well with you, and deep within you're worried, let her go. You deserve your peace of mind.
Dear,,,,permit me to go off the topic ,,,just wanna say you are responsibly pretty,,,

You are very pretty ,,,,hmmmm

Sonoyom:
It's an Efik slang.

meaning.......what will the children eat

Osagyefo98:
Okowa Governor of Delta state and Philip Shuaibu Deputy Gov of Edo state is what we call comrade at arms.

Okowa really showed he is a good neighbor.

Also Uche secondus really defied gravity today by proving that he can actually come first in elections.

He really showed that secondus is just a name and not a curse to always come second.

you just crack me....lol,,never saw the secondus and second coming ..

PreyingMantis:
Stop being a hypocrite. She's not dumb. She knows you're only after her boobs. May God help your lustful soul!

Vanida6 be very careful with this guy

humans,,,hmmmmm wasn't reasoning in that direction pls...I only like the way she combine what she's wearing(sport,native and casual)
i didn't even noticed the boob,
I also made mentioned that she's pretty,,you'll agree with me she's indeed pretty,,it was only a compliment and nothing much,,but I really won't blame you because as you may have typed that as a result of what you may had heard or seen but then you should understand everyone can't be the same.
you own me no apology for the insult
thanks and God bless you.

[quote author=PreyingMantis post=94019746]Stop being a hypocrite. She's not dumb. She knows you're only after her boobs. May God help your lustful soul!

Vanida6 be very careful with this guy[/quote

humans,,,hmmmmm wasn't reasoning in that direction pls...I only like the way she combine what she's wearing(sport,native and casual)
i didn't even noticed the boob,

I also made mentioned that she's pretty,,you'll agree with me she's indeed pretty,,it was only a compliment and nothing much,,but I really won't blame you because as you may have typed that as a result of what you may had heard or seen but then you should understand everyone can't be the same.

you own me no apology for the insult

thanks and God bless you.

vanida6:
my message to bale


you will never find out your real worth until u give ur life a short, give work all you've got, u will find more success than you thought possible,

congratulation's on ur new club bale, may furtune nd fame be urs in ur new club.

From a real madrid fans vanida!

from a Madrid fan and you are wearing a west harm jersey..

BTW I just fall in love with your fashion combination @your status....
I love it when girls got fashion sense and swags.

lastly....pretty is and understatement for describing your looks...hmmmmm

merieam16:
Lolzz is gud naw, at least the family kno whr e dey that y dem do the AC

lol....sometimes I wonder how human thinks,,,
its funny thou.

faithfull18:
You were not noticed, next!

and he's not gonna be ever noticed untill he changes.

domino4211:
And what will you do with all these things?
Did Buhari,Bill Gates,Mark Zuckerberg,Jeff Bezos,Vladimir Putin,Jack Mar,Xi Jinping,etc seek for these things?
Did Nigerians take a blood covenant never to have common sense

my brother,,pls take it easy,,,pls

Donlamzy:
Lord, I’m saying a prayer for Nigeria, we seek for your forgiveness as a country as we’ve sinned against you, please forgive us
Let your mercy shine over this country, dear lord
And we pray for the grace to keep going as a Nigeria and not tear apart someday
And God, let this country not make me lose your kingdom
Grant us favor as a Nation and every Nigerian out there
And empower us God, to keep going in the right direct dear God
For we pray to you through our Lord Jesus Christ , Amen

And Amen.

nice one

3...b.. university if nsukka

rentAcock:
Correct!! @ Oyetpel. Very impressive!!

spell the country!

2)H..Ethiopia

rentAcock:
Please we will start by 9:10pm. The thread was moved to forum games instead. Please can someone post the link to this thread at the other thread I created in the education section

1)1996

obembet:
Lionel Messi has given a young fan a moment he'll never forget.

The forward worked with OrCam technology company to help them promote some life-changing glasses that can assist sufferers of blindness.

He was there in person as one young boy tried on the new technology.

"OrCam MyEye is incredible, it's magic," Messi said.

Source: https://amp.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2020/09/10/5f5a21eae2704e67b28b4617.html

does it mean that the boy can see now...
Pls help me understand.

Nuttella:
When I was much younger, I sent a guy I was dating online 5k cause he was in need of money, such fuckery! How he was able to bill me and knock out 5k from me is still a mystery to me till date and we never for once met till we broke up online so I could recoup my money. .


Such loss!!!

see your life,,,just take time see your life..just 5k,,how much have you gotten from guys.....

Explorers:
An Indian widower has commissioned a lifelike statue of his late wife.

Madhavi Gupta was killed in a car crash three years ago.

Prior to her death, she had reportedly dreamed of having a bungalow.

Gupta made the bungalow a reality to honour his wife.

Srinivasa Gupta, 57, pictured next to the life-size statue of his late wife, Madhavi Gupta.

Madhavi's daughters pictured with the statue of their mother, which reportedly bears a striking resemblance to her.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623183/amp/Indian-widower-commissions-lifelike-wax-statue-dead-wife.html?__twitter_impression=true

explorer,, we missed you..welcome back and pls don't go off again...thanks

Mizflo:
Please I need your advice. I had created this account because I am well known here with my main account because I am always active and I want to remain anonymously.

Am 21 a single mum with 1 girl age 5 , her dad rejected me when I was pregnant he left when I was 4 months pregnant with her .

I had a difficult time growing up , my mum died when I was 8 years and my dad denied me claiming my mum had cheated on him and there’s no way I could be his daughter.

My aunty who was supposed to care for me had never bothered about me , she was always out leaving me in the house all alone without food , whenever I complains she will beat me telling me to go to my mum graveyard to ask her for assistance.

I have suffered in the hand of my aunty she didn’t care about my education if I have managed to complete my primary school till jss2 was thanks to this aunty who was a teacher at my school and a good friend of my mum , she sponsored me , And when I was 14 my aunty landlord kicked her out of the house because of rent arrears she said I am the enemy of progress she cant take me to her boyfriend house because he won’t accept me to stay there that I should go and look for a place , I cried and pleaded with her to take me along with her but she refuse I beg her to show me where my dad is she said he will not accept me because he hated my mum but I beg her to take me to him .

She took me to him it was my first time seeing him I looked just like him with one eye big one small but he insulted the hell out of us saying he will never accept me because my mum was a cheater she had so many boyfriends that I should ask her who my real father is but my aunty insisted that my mum had told her before she passed on that he was my dad even taught I resembled him still he denied and kicked us out like we were dogs I cried and my aunty was angry because of the insult so she left me all alone in the street but later came to me .
Since that day my life situation has worsened because I was forced to stay with different people where I was being abused , my baby dad came as a guardian angel to my life he took care of everything i needed by promising me heaven on Earth I taught he will get me out of my hard situations but I was wrong i find out he was married with kids I was heartbroken because I didn’t want to live the same lifestyle as my mum had lived but history has repeated itself just like my mother had me with a married man but she knew he was married but me I didn’t know , but it was too late for me to moved on because I was already pregnant for him and I didn’t want to abort my baby I have decide to continue the relationship but when I was 4 months pregnant he left me and blocked me from all his contacts , this is the man that has never bothered to asked about his child for 5 years now..

My little girl dont even know her dad the same way I did not know mine until
I was 14 which break my heart anytime I think about it.

My daughter and I are staying with my madam the lady tat I serve her for now 3 years but things here hasn’t been easy for us because my madam children don’t like me they keep accusing of things I don’t do like I stole their money , clothes and many more before my madam was telling them to stop with their bad attitudes towards me but I have noticed that whenever they had accused me she start getting angry with me sometimes we can go days without her not talking to me which I think I have overstayed and I am not longer wanted here I want to leave this house and to go and hustle but I feared for my daughter because I don’t want her to end up like me.

If I leave this house we will be on the street for a long time till I will be able to get somewhere else to stay with her also I don’t think I can give her the best education because if she stay with me she will end up being a teen mother just like I did something I don’t want to happen to her and I came across someone who’s willing to help me by taking care of my daughter to give her the best life something that I have always wanted for her , she promised to take care of her till university and she will give me the money to rent a room and start up business she said she will take things to the right direction like adoption but I don’t know how she will do it because I have no idea that I will have to sign up papers for agreement i have agreed because I think is really a good opportunity for me even taught I have accepted but sometimes I am getting worried about giving her my daughter I am having sleepless nights and thinking all nights.

I am just tired of living this life I didn’t ask to be born my parents created me and now I am suffering from their mistakes something I didn’t consented and I don’t want my daughter to suffer because of my mistake I think giving her up for adoption is a good thing , but I don’t know if I am doing the right things.

please no insult what is your advice for me.

Thanks

if you reside in port Harcourt it would have been a settle case for you...
the OPM church isn't joking with this case,,the church has a program and an estate for just ladies with your story,,
OPM has free school for the poor,,meaning your baby's education would be a settle one and the church would train you with skills as well as feed you and your baby while you stay in the estate until you are fully set to leave.....
ask anybody that stays in PH about OPM church inline with your story.

Godons1:
Fake and substandard moving Coffins. This Car is the reason our Golant Soldier are killed by Boko Boys.

do you have facts to this your claims?...if not,,pls stop speaking ill of people ok?.

chaarly:
My first time in a club was in my 300level, 2nd semester after Evol fashion show in Uniben. After the show, they said there was an after party in town, me, some guys and some girls got a cab and headed down.. it was around past 11pm.

I have been hearing about clubbing clubbing clubbing so I said lemmi go and see o. We got there around past 12am. I have forgotten the name of the club. but it's in Benin, GRA side. Party dun start, omoh see groove, we dey dance, dey dance dey go, dey rock.

girls choke, music was very louddddd, people were smoking, drinking, some lodge for upstairs. I rocked a particular lady till I messed up myself. choi. we dance, dance, dance till around 4am. some Yahoo boys show and were spraying money. I wanted to rush and pick but I con remember say I fit go surrender my destiny in the process I really needed to #500 mint notes for my tp back. lol. but I lockup, bone, just dey look.

we just dey dance dey go. at a point I couldn't hear clearly again. my ears were ringing. My God! the music was too loud. To be honest I couldn't hear clearly for about 2weeks.

When I got back home, I con dey reason the matter like.. so na so club dey? just to dey dance from like 11pm till dawn, drinking and smoking and doing all manner. I vowed never to return to any club again in my life.


I later got to realise that there's no reward for all that fam. And that it is better to sing praise and dance to the Lord. I have been doing that instead. There was this particular day I was singing and dancing to Ron Kenoly's lift him up Live concert. My God, the power of God came very strong. I couldn't stand. I was on the floor screaming JESUS!

PS. The presence of God is better and greater than any club or disco hall. "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere" psalm 84:10.

Psalm 150
Praise the Lord!
Praise God in His sanctuary;
Praise Him in His mighty expanse.
Praise Him for His mighty deeds...


All praise, honour, worship & glory belong to our God.
Praise ye the Lord!

*sorry for any typo. my brother's wife birthday is today and I'm in charge of the kitchen

Also, if you see anything wrong with this post, you need to repent & give your life to Christ.

Shalom!

God bless you bro.

Bro...you no go kill me with laugh.... I work in the club...

Funkyswagzz:
Will try to make the story short so I won't bore you

During my school days I love to party alot or go out for a drink. So one fateful day I and my friends were invited for a birthday party about 4 of us. So on arrival we were served with a whiskey and a bottle of coke. I took two shots of the whiskey and coke i got pumped up for a dance. One of my male friends didn't like the taste so he gave me he's to drink making it 3 shots. So after the dance I ordered for two bottles of heineken. M.I(miracle) a female friend of mine bought cigar as we were going to the party so I took one from her to smoke. You dont inhale the smoke cos it's very strong. I got a little tipsy at this point.

So we all decided to go clubbing. On arrival I quickly went for a black bullet. So M.I(miracle) gave me her samsong phone so she won't misplace it. After taking that black bullet my God I can't describe how I was feeling buh I was full of energy. So I started dancing and I'm a good dancer. Like literally ppl gave me space to dance and entertain them. Along the way a voice in my head was like.. dude do something crazy ur dance is really boring. Mehn I jumped on the couch and started dancing next thing I know a bouncer picked me up and took me off the club. I was shouting at him that I have the right to be here. When he dropped me I just realized what happened. At the process I lost M.I's phone. . That babe was on my neck all day cos she bought the phone brand-new.

Please share yours if you have one.

@op....��������God bless you bro,,,,I don laugh sotey I begging cry....��������