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Cypress042:
Well prepared Jollof Rice

I'm still making research why jollof rice served at burials always turn to akamu the next day, is very annoying

WibusJaga:
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The teacher is simply not eloquent enough to express herself effectively in English Language. Perhaps she meant something else in vernacular.
In anycase the teacher is unqualified.

Reminds me of a man who was asked to give vote of thanks after a sumptuous meal who concluded by saying:
"... Infact We Are Fed Up".

WibusJaga:


Adeboye is wrong on this. Wouldn't say he is being cowardly, but he cannot bury his head under the sand like the proverbial ostrich & pretend that all is well.
Yes, nobody expects him to tell us who to vote for but he should at least tell his flock (as one who hears from God) whether the Muslim-Muslim ticket portends danger or not.
No good shepherd allows his flock the freedom to stray into potentially dangerous areas.
Even if he wanted to play safe, he could have just stopped at saying he will align with whatever CAN/PFN says. I'm pretty sure he'll clarify his stance in days to come.

Now concerning this M-M ticket:

Imagine a scenario where the M-M ticket sails thru & we have a Muslim President & a Muslim Vice...

Now imagine a reverse scenario where we have a Christian President (very competent) & a Christian Vice...
I can guarantee you that the 2nd scenario would be a sure recipe for undiluted violence. MURIC will immediately rise to condemn it, Massive protests will erupt in the North, plenty of churches would be burnt down, Christians up north would be lynched at sight, shops would be looted....

So with this, why should any sensible Christian support the Muslim-Muslim ticket. Infact no right-thinking Nigerian should support it.

Our elders say:
"You Don't Use Your Teeth to Divide Vulture Meat If You Forbid Eating It"

HeroHero:
You follow kick Jonathan out.
You follow install Buhari.
You follow support the evil going on in the country.
You are part of the cabinet that pilot this nation to this disaster.

What did u do as a minister to exonerate urself and bring positive change to ordinary people?


Very on point

Have u for ones criticize the evil govt u gave us? Have u criticized the killings going on everyday in the govt which u re part of?

You are not better than those delegates that sold their votes

You sold ur own brother and the rest of ur people in 2015 because of money and power.

Now KAMMA is taking revenge on u. Now u have to accept it because is what u plant, u will harvest.

Advocate500:
pipe dream, in rivers state here is about party not individual,the moment wike decide to support Tinubu in rivers, will be the end of his political relevance.


We don't do cult followership here river state, we are independent thinkers.

FreeStuffsNG:
He is sounding like someone in early retirement

Something is cooking in Rivers state and we will soon know.
Meanwhile, on the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu I stand.He is the best, the most brilliant and the most competent among all the candidates.

We will campaign with the sterling performance of Asiwaju in public service.

GrammarNazi1:
He is good.

Macstephenson01:
The video is staged
That's phone camera and not security camera
Even a dummy will noticed the recording

kamez:
I earn over 2million a month on average working from home, as for how much I spend, it depends on a lot of factors...

Sometimes I can spend just 500k an entire month, other times I could spend even more than the 2million...

Im from owerri north and I built my house in my villa because it's a very developed area, and because I live amongst lots of relatives, 40 percent of my monthly expenses go towards helping people around me.....

I no fit wake up any day make I no dash people money.. I feel good doing it, and knowing that I'm making a difference in my area...

As I never marry, I don't smoke,and I don't drink, wetin again one chop my money

Righteousness2:
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doggedfighter:
You are so inconsistent !




You that's always standing with the oppressors of the masses is typing this shi.t.



Pick a side !


He is a change person now
Let's celebrate him,that's the way to go.

Despite how far you've gone on the wrong lane,stop and ply the right lane.











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Righteousness2:
I am only available on whatsapp and I can't find your number on whatsapp. Check my ID . You will see my whatsapp contact there.

Spirit247:
Did you know that the Reward for Evangelism is first reaped on Earth and then later in Heaven? Do you believe that when you Evangelize and win Souls into Eternal Kingdom of MESSIAH, you are doing yourself far more favour than you are doing for our CREATOR and for Heaven? Evangelism is the most Important and Loving Service that you can give to Humanity


Using myself as a typical Example: my earthly Father died just before I entered University. Things became so difficult in my 2nd Year in School that it eventually got me to become very paranoid and hard-hearted. While smoking at our usual joint, I told a School gang that I was with that we should go and rob Bank and get rich once and forall. They were too lilly-livered to follow my advice. All they do is only to use guns to terrorize Students in the University.

Few months later after then, Satan eventually arranged it for me to coincidentally enter Vehicle of Armed Robbers that were going for Operation. Actually, a man, a woman and I were searching for Vehicles. We stood by the Road side to get cheap Vehicle in Journey to our Destinations. As a Red Bus pulled over and stopped not far from us, the man and the woman rushed ahead of me trying to enter the Vehicle. As soon as they saw the faces of those in the Vehicle, they scampered backward and hurriedly walked away.

I got there too and saw like 10 guys with very red eyes and all in white attires. I smiled and hopped in immediately. They were shocked, they asked me some questions and I let them know I'm fully in. They hailed me and the Vehicle zoomed off. On the way to the Operation, their Leader suddenly stopped the Bus and said "They said we should not proceed" referring to the Demon Spirits that leads and Protect them. Another said he needs money urgently that they should go. As the argument ensured one suddenly turned back to look at me in far back seat and said "na because of this Strange Guy wey this Operation go backfire!" Suddenly all of them chorused that I should go down.

I started begging them, almost crying in explaining to them that this is the "wonderful Opportunity" which I have been looking for. The one beside me pulled out his gun and say "Get out!" I quickly rushed out of the Vehicle, they then vanished. That was the Day my CREATOR Saved me from becoming an Eternal Outcast from HIS Glorious Kingdom. We are all given that 2nd Chance, HE always stretches HIS Hand out to us by HIS unmerited Saving Grace, that still rejects it gets Eternally doomed and disconnected from HIS that put Breathe of Life into them. However, I was Still so foolish that I started frantically searching for any other Armed Robbery Group to join and also thinking of starting my own Robbery Squard in case I don't find quickly.

Finally, a Deeper Life Brother was alloted same room as me as a new Session soon started in the University. We were 4 roommates. This Brother relentlessly Preached to me that the major Purpose why we Humans are on Earth is to prove that nothing shall ever make us to turn our back against our CREATOR. He said only those that pass this Examination would be rewarded with Immorality from the One and Only SOURCE of Life that has sent HIS Son to show us HIS Faithfulness to those that shall live to Please HIM. Explained the Promised Eternal Life and Deep Love of our CREATOR to me, and I later Accepted MESSIAH as my LORD and OWNER irreversibly.

Imagine if that Deeper Life Brother didn't care since he is going to Heaven already by his Pure and Holy Heaven-compliant Lifestyle. By now, I would Probably have killed so many people, before finally being killed too. Who knows who and who would have fallen Victims to my brutal bullets. Even you reading this might have been 6ft below now as a Victim killed in one of my wickedly orchestrated operations in those days when I thought Life was all about making money at all cost. Don't ever think it was not possible because I and the highly demonic bloodthirsty Robbery Gang that I was also planning to put together would have been killing for fun in all our operations.

I was addicted to listening to Satanic Heavy Metal Rock Music and Violent Raps that Project killing as the best fun, so you can imagine how I metamorphozed from just fantasizibg with massive Daily killings, to actually taking the Practical Steps. I was desperate with a heart thats sees massive killings for money as fun beyond words. All Glory to the CREATOR of Humanity for the Brother who manifested True Love for Humanity by Preaching MESSIAH to me, the Deeper Life Brother indirectly saved the precious Lives that the devil would have taken through me.

If you, you, you and I daily do our own parts in massively winning Muslims into Eternal Kingdom of JESUS, BokoHaram, Jihadists and Religious Bumbers would soon be a thing of the Past. Evangelizing and Winning Souls is not just for Heaven to Rejoice, it is for your Children and mine to live in a Peaceful World of Love, Calm and Joyful Divine Serenity on Earth.


You just don't know the Heartless unprecedented inhumane Wickedness against Humanity which bloodthirsty Demons are fiercely grooming that your next door Neighbor for! For the sake of your Children and unborn Generation, you better throw aways your Senseless Ego and myopic self-destructive Pride and Preach to him! Before it becomes too late and you find your self to be the late.

Only myopic selfishness and self-centeredness Prevents most of we Christians from seeing the Bigger Picture. Preaching to those People in Vehicles, in your School, in your Office, in your Compound, etc. would go a long Way in making your World Saner, Peaceful and enjoyable. Your Evangelizing is germane Key to Heaven on Earth.* So, when you and I Evangelize daily, we, our Children and even your unborn Generation Reaps the Reward on Earth, and we still Receive Eternal Life as Reward when we get to the Judgement Throne which every Humanbeing shall surely face.

Let's Pray: I AM THAT I AM, our Eternal Heavenly FATHER, we Pray that YOU Grant us the Heart that shall only find Satisfaction in doing Your Assignment of daily Winning Souls into Your Eternal Kingdom in JESUS' Name!!!!!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/7232368/evangelism-ultimate-love-service-humanity

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GardenGreen:
I'm sure Okowa's influence is why Adeleke is winning. Won't you guys rest for once ? Don't you have lives ?

Chairmanlery:
Link below

pretydiva:
I blame the ladies that stooped so low to allow this rubbish. Pretty Mike is a maûd man

SultanOfAbia:
This reminds me of my aunty driver
He always beg me for money whenever i visit village.
I meet him one day, he beg, i gave him 500
My last card at that time.
Before i realized that was my last card i wanted to call him back and give him 200
but my mind said i should free him.

Few days later, my aunty calls me telling me that her driver won 4.8 million naira from betking. .
They asked him where he got money to bet
he said it was the 500 naira i gave him.
He used it to play 8 draws and it enter.

Since then, the guy quit driver job, has relocated, no longer picks my calls. Him just vanish with the millions. Not even 1 kobo wey i see from the guy based on appreciation.

If i didnt give him that 500 naira. By now he will still be begging. This Life ehnnnnn

peepydelano:
Try kenolog injection , it should go away after taking the needed dose

lathrowinger:
It's called, Natural tie...


Leave am, e fit you

Jubal01:
Thank you all. I'm very humbled honestly.
for those asking about the pay, it's not much o! Just #110k.
about the experience, i have been teaching since 2011. It was just last year that i resigned to take care of my ailing parents. I remember asking for help here but many people ridiculed me and called me a fake arse. Thank God both of them are hale and hearty now and they both blessed me 4 all my sacrifices towards them.
My advice, if u have the opportunity to offer help to someone on nairaland, pls do it. Not all pple here are faking it. I will do my own giveaway when i get my first full salary to the first 5 people that will quote this my comment. IT'S A PROMISE.

gregyboy:
I am from Edo state, benin precisely.
over here everyone is supporting obi i feel edo state is the most obident state in the south

Tinubu would get the least support and disliked by many over here, everyone here thinks little of Atiku no knows anything about Kwan Kwankwaso


so what's yours....?

Pheeya:
Money dey bring happiness, na when I get money I realise. I can tell you how. I don't know about others, but I always get extremely ecstatic whenever I get a credit alert especially when the effort is almost insignificant in comparison to the hooge alert (This is not a pass for laziness, if you are lazy and a procrastinator, this is the time to close this thread please).

I tried my hands on loads of failed ventures, loosing my life savings and all, but for me to be sharing this with you, forget, na legit. It's not just legit, I'm a living weekly witness with proofs.

This remote business that I'm talking about can take you from a constant < 5 figure account to a constant > 6 figure (though I have not gotten here but striving to) if you are consistent and know what you want.

I will send you the link to how you can do this and other freebies if you drop your email, WhatsApp number or send a PM. Unfortunately I can't post it here due to some restrictions in this section.

Asabe4:
Lol...

Same Tinubu that handpicks candidates?

It will be fair to have delegates chose the party's flag bearer though, but this cry shouldn't be coming from Tinubu and his supporters.

Ilaumoh:
More from African facts https://twitter.com/africafactszone/status/1531733793207463936?s=21&t=TVnNUuCFCsu5-qP_dspbsA

A village called Etinan in Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria.

Akwa Ibom State is the cleanest state in Nigeria.

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Fapemz:


I am not jealous because i have something huge coming my way too....alaye double your hustle. Have you heard about MPS by cooldipo? Everybody owns one now except you. You can say byebye to power failure when you own one. It is the freedom you truly deserve