₦airaland Forum

harkandey:
lmao
Please bobrisky is a celeb too?

Exactly my thought. Maybe I start wearing one leg a trouser, the other leg a short pants out so that people can start calling me a celebrity. Yeye madness

habsydiamond:
some go do am sotay the house go come dey look like visitor for him own house.. he don seize remote sidown comfortably, u won watch EPL he go dey watch African magic. U no see that

Na so Ooo, when my wife younger sisters come, I go automatically become the visitors.

[quote author=habsydiamond post=79356507]Those behaving like they are the landlord of the house. Carry remote, cross dirty legs ontop stool or chair. [/quot

And even put timer on programmes. I don jazz dem for my mind finish

They should invite those chalatants spearheading the Nigeria air project to see that this is not rocket science

CAPSLOCKED:
SOME OF THEM CHARGE UP TO 50-100K JUST TO MESS PEOPLE'S FACES UP LIKE THAT. I WONDER HOW THEY EVEN GET PEOPLE TO PATRONIZE THEM.

You, e weak me too. After making up my sister, I almost couldn't recognize her on her wedding day.
Men have suffered!!!

This is the wickedness of make up artist, they either deceive people or transform them into worse forms.
Wetin this lady do them wey dem expose her to redicle like dis now?

Whatever happens, performance from him and his appointees should be given top priority. We have suffered enough as a country. The last four years has not been inspiring.

He should plead for forgiveness and leniency. He has clearly broken the law and the penalty has been applied.

Three hours without his iPod wouldn't have killed him.

SmellySperm:
I need a girlfriend as loyal like the bride's maid... she's a wife material and no one is noticing her!

No friend your wife and marry your girlfriend! She be wife material yet you only was to friend her

Is it first body? I'm interest and very serious can do N1.5m.

Wait for that out-going governor of theirs to take all the glory for his success. Politicians and their appetite to be associated with anything success.


Wait Oo, so I wi score 347 and won't enter the university? Abeg let dey oldest man that sat for JAMB come and inherit the score

If you bash him car, him go pull shirt, beat you to pulp.

Grandslam7:
we are from the same state and that is ABIA STATE

No, not Abia, we don't have a twin, na only one our mama born

oyatz:
Na the Ass & Hips deceived Churchill.

Eh, him mumu don dey show nah. Him bin dey feel like bad guy wey fit put Tonto for house. He knows better now

Are you not on drugs? The guy sef stupid! Who marries the kind of Tonto? She is the perfect example of who not to marry.

misterme:
Please name your state

Nope!!! Sorry, I won't expose myself to public ridicule.

Akwa Ibom is just a lucky state. I come from a state where the governor has not commissioned a project in his first four years and has now been reelected for another term in office.

vheckthor1:
That is true o, I served in bayelsa also, was living around Arietallin area around the stadium area, I was robbed at broad day light (2pm or so) on my way to the market, #15,000 and my Samsung s5 containing important documents and my Passing out Parade pictures. I vexed and left the state the same week.

Seems its been a common occurance here. The other day, these boys were carrying guns and blocked the road in broad day light at Swali, police didn't even bother. I haven't seem this brazen display of lawlessness in my life before and the governor said the boys shouldn't be disturbed that "our people are not many"

molybdenum0012:
This is jungle justice. They should have just handed them over to the police.



For those of Planning to leave Naija, kindly read the book below. Infact every Nigerian needs a copy. It is available on Amazon

Chairman, if you dey Bayelsa, you wont call this jungle justice or suggest they are handed over to the police. The town is very very unsafe. It is abnormal not to hear 10 cases of robbery a day. Everyone is feed up and scared. Bad boys will be patrolling with weapons as if the is not law in the land.
I came to work around the Federal Medical Center, bringing robbery victims to the hospital for treatment is as common as passengers coming to the motor park. E no good, anybody can be affected

zoba88:
According to Betty who lives in Bayelsa,2 boys robbed her yesterday and were caught.They were beaten to pulp.Below is what she wrote....

'As I gallant like dis na mi dis boyz bin wan carry shine dis afternoon, but las las thunder fire dem, as I cum out 4 pos stand na so dem carry gun point mi korokoro afternoon 4 green villa road Biogbolo, I take sm few minutes access dem, dem sey if I mumu dem go shot mi, dem collect my fone & moni enter back road, as dem move nia I follow dem, I Chase dem cum dey shout thief thief na so people cum out join the chasing, we finally catch dem 4 Custom road. Dis is the end of my Story'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/05/mob-beat-2-phone-snatchers-to-pulp-in.html

Thank God dem catch dis ones. Thiefing don too much for Bayelsa. As a visitor here, the news is alarming and depressing. No day dey pass without hearing more than 10 stories of robbery. By 6:30 90% of the shops don close. Without exaggeration I have not seen a single person making calls with a smart phone any time after 7pm, wetin nah? Na Libya we dey?

Yes Oo. The fight now is who finishes 3rd or 4th, but Sarri doesn't inspire confidence.

frbona:
[s][/s]anyone who can comprehend this thrash will receive 1mil immediately

I can comprehend it, do you have the 1m?

So the foreign interest are the reason the country is the way it is? Insecurity is at its peak, nowhere is safe in Nigeria, people are desperate to survive. Statistics shows that unemployment rate will be 35% next year. No foreign interest wants to scuttle anything, all this is a sign of a country that want to implode.

Collect bribe and you will never reach the height you are supposed to reach. Compromise really cut people short. We would have been better off with the likes of Alabama, AJ, Gloria Alozie etc

Maybe he wants to trend as well

You keep making me proud on and off the field. God bless you sir. Who snap that pishure?

This ones don tey for ground nah!

Can this lady survive a certain Nigeria former governor and now party chief at all?

Jerryembassy91:
You Can imagine that

Yes Oo and the silent reason behind that is "so you think you are better than us"

How much?