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I think it is more business for the road transport services as commuters will begin to opt for alternatives.

Prices of air fare are bound to jump up to cover cost and ultimately, the final consumers bears the brunt.

There is no better time for strategic planning to traveling than now as any impromptu air travel may not be welcomed.

Sincerely speaking, women una dey try.

God bless you all

What is the meaning of all these hand signs wey hin dey do?

Does anyone have an idea what it means?

Just curious

The mummy elephant must be possessed

How were they coping before the child got the job?

What were they doing before the young man started working?

I think the ideal thing is to discuss the whole thing with the parent and also point out to them that he's not getting any younger.

My take on this is that God should in His mercy raise for us a sincere, hard working, capable, fit & God fearing person to run the affairs of this nation for us.

Leading a country like Nigeria requires the wisdom of God in immeasurable abundance taking into consideration the different tribes, languages, culture, resources, mindset, education, religious beliefs and what have you.

Human Beings have tried to do it using human understanding yet, they keep failing. And these are people who are educated to some extent, gone for strategic trainings and seminars, have with them Special Advisers that are PH.D holders in the best of the best Universities, and yet, they are not making any headway.

God is interested in Leadership and He knows that a strategic policy implemented by the executive can either make or mar the destiny of the people so He has to be involved so that He prepares for us someone who will be able to rule fairly and make best use of the available resources for the good of mankind

Ideye 2 goals hero at the moment.

That's the beauty of competition

BUt come to think of it, in whose name are they praying?

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Are these the things i would have been bowing down to if the mercies of the Lord hadn't stepped in by way of the preaching of the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ?

Then, i would've been in deep shit... but, Lord, i thank you.

This is nothing but the entaglements of the devil operating under the guise of tradition or culture

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specialguest: Kidney failure is not Cancer so I wonder why he said he has 8 weeks to live. With dialysis and proper medication one can live for 10 years or more.
Its month end, can I donate 10% of my salary to his fund raising instead of paying tithe? I want to know if its acceptable from a Religious point of view because my salary is well budgeted for this month and the only extra cash available is the tithe.

Please, pay your tithe to a Bible Believing Church and contribute whatever you have power to contribute. Don't make the mistake of substituting your tithe for OJB's contribution.

God does not need your money to heal him. All He's asking for from you is simple obedience as regards Tithing and in so doing, He'll protect you against any form of devourer including terminal disease.

PROPHETIC OUTLOOK FOR 2013 BY DR. D.K OLUKOYA OF MFM

1. A YEAR THAT WILL GENERATE WIDESPREAD REBELLION SPARK
2. A YEAR OF MYSTERIOUS HAPPENING
3. A YEAR OF HORRIBLE AND PATHETIC SINS
4. A YEAR OF DISINTEGRATION AND DECEPTION
5. A DANGEROUS YEAR TO PLAY WITH SIN
6. A YEAR OF UNUSUAL TURBULEN­CE TIME
7. A YEAR OF UNCOMMON LAWLESSNESS
8. A VOLATILE YEAR WITH SHORT TEMPER
9. A YEAR OF SPECIAL PRAYER
10. A YEAR WHEN THE ACCUSED WILL BE THE JUDGE
11. A YEAR OF THE RAGE OF SEAS....
12. A YEAR WHERE PRAYERS ARE NEEDED TO ARREST LOCAL,NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL WASTERS
13. A YEAR OF NATURAL DISASTERS
14. A YEAR OF DEATH FOR ARTISTE AND MUSICIANS
15. A YEAR OF SHAKING FOR NATION THAT SUPPORT GODLESSNESS
16. A YEAR OF CONFUSED REVOLUTIONIST
17. A YEAR OF HISSING AND SHAME FOR THE DEVIL
1B. A YEAR OF NEW POSITIONING
19. A YEAR OF UNBELIEVABLE AND DISLOYALTY
20. A YEAR OF REBELLION AGAINST ALL BONDAGES
21. A YEAR OF PLENTY OF INIQUITY
22. A YEAR OF BLOODY CIVIL WARS
23. A YEAR OF JUDGEMENT FOR THOSE WHO INITIATE ANTISCRIPTUAL JUDGEMENT
24. A YEAR OF CELESTIAL WARFARE
25. A YEAR OF ECONOMIC FAMINE FOR UNBELIEVERS
26. A YEAR OF UNCOMMON SHAKING IN MARKET OF THE WORLD
27. A YEAR OF BLESSINGS FOR CHILDREN OF GOD
28. A YEAR OF RAW POWER OF GOD TO DESRTOY LONG STANDING YOKE
29. A YEAR OF UNCOMMON DISASTER FOR THE SEXUALLY LOOSE
30. A CRUCIAL YEAR OF GOD'S CALLING,TRAINING AND CHOOSING
31. A YEAR WHEN THE POWERLESS SHALL PUT THE POWERFUL TO SHAME
32. A YEAR OF RESULGENCE OF CULTISM
33. A YEAR OF BROADCASTING MALPRATICES
34. A YEAR WHERE DESTINY WILL MOVE OUT OF BONDAGE
35. A YEAR OF DELIVERANCE AND JUSTICE
36. A YEAR OF WHEN DESTROYERS SHALL SPLIT
37. A YEAR WHEN SATANIC ACQUIRED WEALTH SHALL BACKFIRE
38. A YEAR OF RAGE OF CONFUSION
39. A YEAR WHERE MANY SORROWS WILL TURN TO JOY
40. A YEAR OF HARVEST OF BREAKTHROUGH

It is amazing how top dignitaries come on air and tell us to our faces what is not.

Not all Nigerians have tribal marks on their faces. And those that do, a sizeable
number of them are educated.

What is her yardstick?

One of the more reasons why people need to pray hard before going into marriage.

All things being equal, this young girl will grow up one day and be seeking for a man
to marry her. And, an unsuspecting man will jump without looking properly(Prayerfully
& investigatively) to know what her foundation is like and then she is impregnated.

Then the real wahala now starts - Miscarriage issues, curses unbroken, failure at the
edge of breakthroughs, problematic & wayward children etc.

The Father should go and seek the Lord in repentance and submit himself for deliverance
else he would live a frustrated life.

She should stop believing the lies being ministered to her internally.

...but how can she stop the forces that pursued the father and now pursuing her?

The truth is, She needs Jesus Christ. Any other suggestion is only a waste of time.

Someone should minister Christ to her and she'll have internal and external peace.

The story is said of Apostle Babalola, the founding General Evangelist of CAC. It was said as a child, that he would cry and cry to the point of irritation. His parents didn't understand that those cries where actually ordained of God as a Voice meant to deliver the nation from the strongholds of darkness. Then something happened at the age of 24, Jesus appeared to him and ordained as a Prophet and explained quite a number of things to him.

So, one of the ways you can identify the gift in someone at a very early age is to look closely to what that child loves to do. For example, if a boy loves to play football and he's very good at it to the extent that his friends will always come to call him for a street soccer or match, then know that that might just be a talent that needs to honed.

Another example is, if people are always gathering at your house to gist and chat all the time, somebody might have a call to be a shepherd in that house. Sounds weird?! That might be truth.

Another way is if your child loves to talk and talk. She just might be a lawyer. I know of a young girl that loves to serve visitors whenever they are in her father house. She'll be the one to give them water and food and at times fights with the elder sister in order to be able to serve the visitor. She has a caring ministry.

Mr. Mogbo Moya
Human Resource Manager
Jeunsoke Investment Limited
Lagos


May 7, 2013


Dear Mr Moya

Application For The Post Of An Assistant Accountant

I apply in writing in relation to the aforementioned Accountant position, as advertised in the Guardian Newspaper on the 7th of May, 2013

I am seeking the opportunity to consolidate strong academic qualifications and sound professional capabilities within a large corporate environment. Your accountancy position seems an ideal fit, since I have previously built up a diverse and strong project management background to work for the mutual benefit of both the company and the client.

I feel that I can be an asset to your firm as my experience in accounting and administrative functions spans 4 years, with the large majority of my experience as an Accounting Manager with Goodluck Services.

My expertise lies in an ability to effectively interact with clients and vendors, identify and resolve complex accounting issues and develop innovative solutions to achieve financial management objectives.

My additional abilities are listed in the enclosed CV. As you can see from my resume, my professional experience has given me the capability to provide comprehensive and thorough financial and accounting solutions.

I would appreciate the opportunity to interview for this position, as I am certain that a face-to-face meeting would more fully reveal my positive attitude and ability to meet your expectations.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Yours sincerely:

Mr. Onisuru Warisegba
7 Broad Avenue
Lagos
Mobile: 0801 222 3333
Email: onisuru.warisegba@yahoo.com

This is just a format. You can change it and adapt it to your style. Wishing you applicants all the best. Cheers!

chrisxxx: I can only support the pastor's action on the assumption that he did not know that killing such snake was a taboo. And the proximity of the snake to his children was a health and safety threat. If that had been done deliberately he has gone contrary to his Bible's and The Bible's teachings.
Did he ever care to ask why Jesus instead of killing the legion of demons hearken to their pleas of being sent to invade the swine?
Did he ever ask why Jesus said Caesar should receive tax?
Did he ever try to know why there was Baal-Jesus even while Jesus was on earth?
Did he ever try to know why God has allowed Satan and his cohorts to exist till this period and still existing?
Let him answer the above questions amongst others.
Don't call me a pagan, I am a Christian just that I understand the Bible better even than some pastors.

I'm amazed at the way some of us just quote scriptures without the help of the Holy Spirit. I'm afraid the above statement lacks wisdom content and it is completely out of context in relation to the topic on hand.

Back to the point, since they claim the snake is their god, why fight for your god? Let the god fight for himself or itself (whichever).

If the snake had bitten the children to death, what do you think would have happened?

As far as i'm concerned, the man in question did the right thing.

If you have holes in your molars and premolars, (Teeth issues)i think the ideal thing to do is to soak it in the tea and swallow. It softens the bread and makes it eatable.

But, if on the other hand, your dentition is strong, i think it is not advisable to dip it into tea.

Either ways, whatever you are comfortable with, feel free to do it in the closet.

Lecturers don't sleep with genuine born again Christians. I'm yet to hear that sort of a news.

So, the big question is, what is your way of dressing like? Sincerely, the way you dress alone is enough a reason the lecturer will be throwing such a bait at you. So, deal with that asap.

Much more importantly, cry out to God to deliver you from his hand.

My heart bleeds!

My heart bleeds because of the wickedness of the wicked that is being played before our very eyes and yet it seems
to us like we've been caged and hynotised not to take action against them.

59 Trillion Naira - Just 50% of it is enough to take care of so many infrastructural decay that we have around and that will help boost the real sector and create jobs for the teeming unemployed graduates and under skilled personnels.

This country, without any doubt is under a siege, and a serious one for that matter.

And sincerely, it will only take God's divine intervention to straighten things up, else, this country might just tear into shreds.

N59 Trillion, saving for cursed generations yet unborn.

Popowaa: Those of us judging her should stop because we dont knw the main reason why she it.She might have a very very good reason for her action.

Quite a number of reasons may have informed her decision to terminate the pregnancy (God's creation), but nonetheless, she is a MURDERER.

May be if i see her picture i might have an inkling into what was going on through her mind, but off the top of my head, she might be thinking that she's still marketable and thus no need to carry about any excess baggage.

But, wait, who told her that she can't be married even with a kid?

Definitely, she heeded and took the wrong advise. If she had died in the process of aborting, what would she have told the Lord?

That's why it is better to seek Godly counsel when issues of this nature crop up than to follow reprobate minds.

...and unfortunately, this is the kind of lifestyle our Nigerian youths and brothers are towing.

I strongly feel there is a big problem with the Black race, mindset challenges coupled with heavy & strong faulty foundation.

Youths in Occultism have taken over the streets of surulere and they are killing themselves now.

Before i became born again, it was a usual thing for me to do as i don't see any need to show any form of remorse after the act has been done. Infact, during office hours, i would sneak out of the office to meet my standby babe and commit immorality with her and resume back to office.

But something happened in 2002 which changed everything, i became born again and thereafter 2 days after my conversion, my girl friend (as i was yet to give her red card) came to my house with the intention of having sex with me. My friends were at home with me and they all started singing the same chorus that i should take her in and sleep with her, but God in His infinite mercy lifted up a standard against the raging storm of lust & sex that challenged, and i won and sent her home without engaging in the act. Ever since then by God's grace, i've been able to surmount pressure from the opposite sex.

As for you, these are some of the things you should do:

1. Be careful about being unnecessarily intimate with ladies (Some of the ladies have lustful spirit troubling them)

2. Be careful how you expose yourself to programmes, magazines, internet, TV shows and other media that easily wages war against your spirit man

3. Ladies are quasi-naked in their dressing nowadays so there is nothing you can do about it, so just be careful how you look at them

4. Cry out aloud and plead the Blood of Jesus onto your heart for deep cleansing of the same

5. Cry out against satanic altars ministering same against you

6. Bind the demons of lust

7. Renew your mind by reading & studying the Word - Meditate on the Word

8. Fasting also helps

Doing all of these will help you a lot to stay above any form of attack. And the truth is, the temptation and thoughts of sex will never cease in as much as we are on the surface of the earth.

I hope this helps.

Cheers!

Is the gentleman from Benin or Warri?

Just asking

lafile: So some people think the Insurance business in Nigeria is not worth investing in abi? Good. The stock market IS NOT a good reflection of the health (or otherwise) of the Industry. You think Old Mutual investing in Nigeria is a mistake abi? All companies in the financial sector have had issues in the past five years worldwide. However, the Nigerian Insurance industry is as healthy as the Economy can allow. Its a key emerging market sector. And a hint: the healthiest one is not even quoted. Its private.

Good submission.

This is a welcome development for business relationships and transactions between both countries.