Enough with the mentions.

Go play with your Mr Nairaland business elsewhere.

Claireshan1:
Brownlolly
Iceberylin
Kulboy


Good afternoon my hommies I hope you having a great weekend?
I'm so sorry to bother you guys , I just need a little Favour, the mr Nairaland grand finale is today, please, just spare us 10 seconds of your time, Voting starts 10am and closes 6pm (West African time)

All you have to do is to follow the link below and type I vote IAMKINGZLEE cc NLJEGA

https://www.nairaland.com/3271417/mr-nairaland-2016-grand-finale

Yeah right, it's that simple, please, help put a smile on someone's face today..
We'll be looking forward to seeing your vote, thanks in anticipation. Enjoy the rest of your weekend

Claireshan1:
hello

What's up

She walked away and I promise you she'll come back.

But my dad used to say that once a woman uses her hands to pack her luggage out of her matrimonial home, the husband must never take her back.

How does it affect your life? Leave her to flaunt what she's got. Her life, her choice.

If it wasn't a Benz...

Who is that wicked man?

Could this be love?

newsarena:
Fine woman. See photos below;

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHCHWzPhgGs/?taken-by=dakoreea&hl=en

Oh Jeez!!!

Honestly, its appalling to see that the prophet said that God is interested in soccer. Who would av tot?

Okay. He warned Keshi. What about Amodu Shuaibu?

Dyu av land in ibeju lekki?

So a civilian has Tompolo's portrait in his home

solasoulmusic:
Thanks God Bless Soulful Hip hop I am Sola Soul [url]http://www.soundcloud.com/SolaSoul [/url]

Very easy for me to identify you anywhere.

Good to have you here

Stupid thread that reeks of inferiority complex.

gambus007:

80k for phone without charger?not nice bro...add value to your stuff.

Fair enough...

You'll get a charger, and a headset. But not the same product with the phone.

Emekayoung:
Where did u keep the charger?

Not available. But if you want to get an original charger, you'll pay extra for that.

http://www.mobilekobo.com/2014/10/27/motorola-nexus-6-review-specs-price/

Price is 80000

Phone is brand new and doesn't need to be unlocked.
Delivery option is available.

http://www.mobilekobo.com/2014/10/27/motorola-nexus-6-review-specs-price/

Price is 80000
Charger and other accessories not included
Phone is brand new and doesn't need to be unlocked.
Delivery option is available.

kellystech:
Location

Lagos. It can be delivered to you anywhere in Nigeria. You'd only av to pay for the delivery

cynhamscakes:
Ibo men usually take care of their wives abi this Mr Eze is a counterfeit Ibo man? Smh for him.
...another man's wife... He is lucky he wasn't killed or crudely castrated.

Madam chartered accountant is a learner. You bought properties with your own money in your husband's name? Why didn't you use Mrs Eze? Choi.

Please see my signature below to order for your cakes in Abuja

If she had used her name, you would av called her a selfish wife.

http://m.gsmarena.com/motorola_moto_x_(2nd_gen)-6649.php

Full specs and reviews in link above.

Price is 50000
Device doesn't come with charger and other accessories, evn though it is brand new. Contact me on brownlolly@outlook.com or send a private message if you're interested.

One time, I was relaxing in my yard (same Abuja) when this girl in leopard print dress walked towards me. She greeted me and said she came to see me. I turned around to be sure that there was no one else behind me that she was talking to. I asked her if we had met before. She was incoherent. Just talking stuff I couldn't understand. She had a voluptuous body, but it didn't make sense to me.

Finally, she asked me to take her inside. She was looking at me like...

The whole thing didn't feel right but she was actually expecting me to take her inside my flat and knock her out in bed. Tempting but too easy.

I don't like cheap girls.

That girl was gangsta.

Bleep existence

Epic!

By Levinus Nwabughiogu ABUJA

President Muhammadu Buhari has said that Nigeria made a costly mistake by depending on oil as the mainstay of the economy.

The President said the country was in for the worst times for failing to save or diversify its economy, which had been greatly affected by the crash of oil prices.

Speaking while bidding the outgoing Iranian Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr. Saeed Koozechi, farewell in Abuja, President Buhari said he was convinced that with greater diligence, hard work and patriotic determination, Nigeria would achieve self-sufficiency in most of the goods on its import list. He said his government is vigorously pursuing the diversification project. “We made a terrible mistake by becoming a mono-product economy hinged on oil and we are now in a volatile situation, due to the crash in oil prices. “We have seen the benefits of diversification which helped Iran to survive many years of sanctions and still come out strong. We are now fully committed to economic diversification,” he said.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/dependence-oil-nigerias-costly-mistake-buhari-2/

I could av given you a cuter baby Tiwa

I really don't like this man, but there's alot of sense in what he's said

These stupid Niger Deltans/Riverians don't know that manatees are endangered species, most especially that huge size. Dumbfucks. All they do is kill.

Padlock on the poor dog's neck.

tosyne2much:
Spot on !!!

Y r u smiling?

dude you're not making any sense.

Many of us are more intelligent than you think.

tosyne2much:
I kuku dey on my own when oga Wristbangle start Aluta against the kinds of ladies we should avoid...

Since the OP has started the Aluta, I don't have a choice other than support him

9. Those that are obsessed with Joysticks

A joystick obsessed lady is such a big off for me... In fact, I will gallantly reject such a lady even if given the change to swap her with my Blackberry Torch 1.. These ladies want men that will sexually satisfy them forcing these men to use their hard earned salary to buy buruntashi, opa eyi, viagra, yoyo bitters and the likes, all in a bid to satisfy them in bed.. Before you know it, at the end of the month, the man won't be able to boast of N5,000... As for me, if a lady is not satisfied with my 2mins bleeping, she should go and jump inside Elegushi beach cos she's not gonna get a ring from me


Those that are obsessed with the Romance section

Hey listen ! Before you disagree with me, kindly have patience and listen to what I want to say... Since ladies are easily influenced in nature, their orientation about relationship changes when they hear other ladies' perception about relationship... Many ladies in the romance section keep blowing trumpet on how their lives revolves around men's money, and a result of this, other ladies become influenced with this same ideology, therefore, they bash and wage war against broke men such as Vizkiz, Cutehector, STFUareyougod and so on.. I prefer ladies in the Diary section, but as for the Romance section, they are such a big turn off for me.

SeverusSnape:

You've tried. Kudos. True talk. But have this in mind, Buhari has nothing to offer.

Buhari is not the only one working in this government. They can't all be useless.

I'm gonna list our present challenges ... at least the ones I know, and then let u guys reason the matter.

We run a monoeconomy ie. Oil is our only major source of income. Oil price has drastically fallen.

We don't manufacture even simple household items. Everything is imported from China. Yes, you would say the power problem is the reason for this challenge. Remember that you gas pipelines that supply gas to power stations are being sabotaged by some idjits. Now they call themselves Avengers. What a name!

The Northeast has been ravaged by terrorists, they have stopped farmers from cultivating crips that feed the nation. This will affect market prices of food.

We keep complaining that there are no jobs. That is true. But really, there are also jobs, but not many qualified people. Have you interviewed many graduates lately? Some can't even spell their names. They don't know the difference between biro and pencil. I'm not joking. Who would employ that kind of person? Can you?

Indiscipline reeks around everywhere. Bribery, corruption, dirtiness, filth, selfishness, bashfulness, delusion of grandeur (that's why people act like what they are not), many Nigerians are ill mannered. Yes, I said it. This particular problem is the biggest problem of Nigerians. Gross indiscipline.

Among the rest are tribalism, stereotype, cultural rubbish that promotes annoying behavior, traditional nonsense. Etc.

I'm tired of typing.

Nigerians are acting like the Israelites in the wilderness. If you don't understand, we're changing the course of our destiny for better by making these sacrifices today. Nigeria was not designed to succeed or prosper. Now, our leader is changing the entire structure to make sure we break loose from this negativity against all odds, and the people are still complaining.

It's not a bad thing to complain, but losing hope in this government is terrible. It shows how 'dedicated' we are to our cause of turning things around. Did you expect things to change so suddenly? Remember, it didn't start with PDP. What about the military regime? Have you all forgotten about IBB and Abacha?

Please, give this government time. I will join in wailing in 2018 after we have given them enough time and there's still no significant difference.