₦airaland Forum

DashMeYansh:
[size=18pt]A step forward in A series of huge leaps backwards thanks to Obasanjo, Jonathan and Now Buhari.

FTC, what else can I say...All I Want for Christmas is a big Booty Hoe [/size]

What's your thought?

ogunsinamayowa:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/12/23/how-%E2%80%98sagay%E2%80%99-interview-ruined-my-honeymoon-olakunle-taiwotribune-reporter-who-conducted

Behold, the most stupid journalist in the world!

3, 6, 8, 9, and a bit of 10 are incorrect

Bleep d Shiites. Bleep religious organizations. Bleep these sick groups. Bleep the supporters. You can't be bigger than Nigeria.

I don't know ow this will change the price of the dollar but one thing I'm sure of is that yahoo boys and their abbokiis won't be happy about this. Thankfully, they av 90days left

13 yrs here too bro...

But its been almost 8weeks since my last time.

U av to understand that it's beyond your control until u accept these facts:

1. It is a spiritual problem

2. It can be stopped

3. Nairalanders cannot help you on this one

I can't tell you to stop all of a sudden cos that would be great deceit. For me, after the last time I had sex and actually experienced an orgasm with a girl, I just decided to make my pleasure experiences complete o ly with a girl involved.

Also, you av to keep d porn away. and keep ur hands away from your boxer shorts. You likely don't av a job so I'll suggest u find one.

Yes, I also don't av a girlfriend. Never found d need for one, but now I'm searching like crazy. Truth is once u experience orgasm. Its like a drug...u always want more. So if u cannot control d desire, at least pleasure urself appropriately.

This is a I can say for now. Good luck

211Observer:
...It Is totally out of control now. I have read different posts on self-service method, believing that it's only helping me to stop running after girls all in the name of sex.

Often, some people just screw it up by saying that masturbation is not a sin; only to encourage others to continue in the ungodly act.
Either the act is good or bad, right or wrong, all I care is that this shit is sucking my happiness.
I can not go a day without self-service. Although i don't have girlfriend, and I don't care about it because I always believe that girls have nothing to offer me since I'm not ready for marriage soon!

Is now 13yrs I been doing this shit!

I want to stop. I know i'm addicted to it; so many times I have vowed never to engage in it again, but the more I shake It the more it stinks.

pls what can I do?

I want to quit! I don't want to believe that my life depend on it.

I know some of you might have once involve in this mess before, please just tell me what I need to know.
why I need to stop, and how to stop it.

Help a brother!!!!!

By Levinus Nwabughiogu

ABUJA – President Mohammadu Buhari Monday distanced himself from the proposed Social Media Bill currently being debated in the senate seeking to restrict Nigerians from “criticizing”, political and public office holders.

The president stated that the principle of the bill was inconsistent with democratic ideals free speech enshrined in the constitution of the land.

He added that he had sworn to protect and uphold the dictates of the constitution and would not in anyway go against it.

Speaking through his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Malam Garba Shehu, president Buhari however stated that “he is not averse to lawful regulation, so long as that is done within the ambit of the constitution which he swore to uphold.

According him, free speech was central to democratic societies anywhere in the world.

“The President won’t assent to any legislation that may be inconsistent with the constitution of Nigeria”, he said.
He further explained that without free speech, elected representatives won’t be able to gauge public feelings and moods about governance issues.

“As a key component of democratic principles are so emotionally attached to free speech that they would defend it with all their might”, he said.

Malam Garba Shehu explained that President Buhari was fully aware of the public reservations about the proposed legislation but assured that there was no cause for alarm “because the Senate is a democratic senate.

The bill however has passed second reading in the senate.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/buhari-tells-senate-i-wont-assent-social-media-bill/

They look like their dad

Eyekandi:

.

Eyekandi:
Like

I dunno. Do you?

Eyekandi:
.

Wanna say something?

Its called Trichotillomania. Google and research

14

And to think that Diezani was a bigger thief

Oooh...I wanted to see more dead people

But look at that big gun...Bleep!

Cos Bournvita is not as tasty as Milo.

Your post is too long OP.

I was so excited to spot d Lion of Ubima in the picture.

I admire that man so much.

Fashola and Amaechi have my respect and I wish them the best.

Eyekandi:
Exactly it wasn't reported, but you have reported it

Judge and jury, OK o...

Whatever...abandon your kids in your time if you so wish

I don't know how many of you have noticed that an average Nairalander's (visits the forum and always refreshes a permanent page on his/her browser) reading habit keeps him updated about recent happenings around the world. I have been here for quite a while and I have read over 45000 topics. People wonder how I got so smart and know almost everything going on, most especially politically.

Seun, you've created something bigger than you ever imagined. And I know that you have realized the potential of this forum. I have been an addict since 2005, and you have made me wayyyy smarter.

Cheers Nairalanders...enjoy this grace.

Eyekandi:
Why blame the mother? What if she is late Or they are separated

It wasn't reported that she was dead or separated...

Maybe it was one of those abscondee mothers.

I know their kind.

stonecoldcafe:
Sorry for you then. Better to leave your children with your mother in village or town than to do that.

So witches and wizards can shine eyes on them shey?

But seriously, I've never lived in my village. Why should I take my kids there when they can be with me?

Second, what if the man is an orphan?

Like I said, the man trusted his friends to take care of his kids. Not one man. Not two men. Not even three. He did his best. I still don't think he did anything wrong. He felt that keeping his kids close would be better. Haven't you read stories of kids living with even their aunts and still getting maltreated?

If you wanna blame someone, it has to be the mother(s) of the kids.

IMHO, those guys should be killed.

stonecoldcafe:
Silly father. Where is their mother or you own mother? You cannot leave kids with your fellow man all day everyday and go to work. God, my heart breaks for those kids.

Don't blame the dad...I could do the same too...he went to hustle for his family. He didn't go to drink and play lotto. Besides, he left them with his friends...not distant friends. His neighbors who he thought were his friends and could understand his predicament.

God will reward the criminals and compensation the family. It is well

I feel so sorry for the father and his daughters...the father most especially.

I can only imagine what's going through his mind. He trusted his friends with his daughters and they have broken that trust and fooled him.

Woe besides the mother(s) of the kids that left a hustling man with kids that are not even yet teenagers.

So, we don't know the last place she was seen, where she was going to, if she went with someone...where she has lived...

Stupid post!

Give more information... Some Nairalanders are not stupid.

No life was lost and yet you call it fatal?

Are you a student?

Are you a graduate?

If you work, which company employed you?

Shame!

I've been smoking for almost 10 yrs. I smoke about 3 sticks of blunt daily. I don't drink alcohol because I don't see the need for it, and I can't smoke cigarettes. They make me feel nauseous.

In between, I have tried to stop several times but I always return to my old habit and its worse when I ty to abstain.

I finally threw away my lighters and packs of rolling papers last Sunday for the umpteenth time.

Now the problem is, I have lost my appetite. Also, there's this metallic taste in my mouth. Nothing tastes good enough for me.

I'm thinking of just cutting down to a stick a day in the evening so I can at least eat well.

If you have experienced this and somehow overcome, please share your experience.

You caught my attention and I av followed you.

But you're so vain.

Best topic of the month so far. Thanks man...will be following your thread. Bring more interesting history.

So where did the latex come from?

You are suffering from an eating disorder called Bulimia. Its more of a psychological problem. You need to see a psychologist.

Alternatively, try Marijuana. I think it helps.

lekandauda1234:
Let me start by asserting my yorubaness, if there is any word like that, my username says a lot about who i am and if you prefer you can check my profile. Firstly i will like to point out that what dialogue has not achieved war can never never get it done. What Mr Kwankwaso suggested in his presentation is the best solution to the situation we have found ourselves today. I belong to a society (THE INNER CIRCLE) in my university days in ibadan and our creed is "by chance u are made brothers but by choice u make friends" we are here in this geographic entity Nigeria and it is our choice to make it work. Within a family there are several variations of the same genetic composition and hence no two individuals behave the same way. Can we then go ahead to do a forensic analysis of the peace or otherwise that exist within the family. The most apropriate answer is compromise. How this is then achieved can best be attributed to education. Let me take the issue of peace. The man has thru education both formal or otherwise realize that the other man is his other half and the best thing to do is to accept him with both flaws and otherwise. In the case of the other side of peace, thru education both formal or informal he has taken a stand that maybe detrimental to the society and that is his belief except something very concrete is done to correct this. Now going back to Mr Fani Kayodes fanning of war to correct the excess of the fulani cattle rearers, does 2 wrongs make a right, has war ever ever settle any dispute, please observe the recent uprising about Biafra. With war u only conquer people but you dont change thier passion and passion is like a festering wound it will be there for ever. Its quite easy to fan the embers of war on the pages of newspaper but the consequencies is more devastating than what one can ever thought of. Serving as a youth corper in old Imo state in 1990 the impact of 1966-1970 civil war was still very evident. Yoruba has a saying "eni ija oba lonperae lokurin" translated literarily means its you thst have not seen war that clamours for it. If i may ask where was Mr Fani Kayode during the civil war, i bet he was well tucked away safe inthe UK. What he is insinuating now, if paraventure happens, he has visas for family and most especially his beautiful girlfriend with wish he elopes to a safe haven. Who bears d brunt? We the defenseless citizen. Secondly, he made reference to chief Olu Falaes kidnap. I am so glad that the perpetrators have been arrested and they all attested to the greed that fanned thier criminal intentions. I want to ask are there no criminals worse than this from other part of the country? From tnier confession they never knew who thier abductee was. It was thier greed that propelled them to carry pitthier nefarious activity. Now let us critically asses the root cause of all this kidnapping, cultisim, armed robbrey etc. Is it not because of the unnessary flouting of wealth by people who are suppose to set good example. How can one explain the unsatiable splash of Range Rover sport by an elderly man who is above 50 on a girl that is less than 30. How do you expect her peers who has just graduated from schools to think. You can not ever ever sow maize qnd expect to reap cassave. What you have sown shall ye reap. Billions of naira pillfered away by our leaders Mr Kayode inclusive could so well have bought Nigerian youths education that can make us distinguish between right and wrong. Now coming to the fulani herdsmen problem, i will lay a substantial blame to thier leaders in the north who instead of giving them education has preferred to retain the almajiri culture, but can we the yorubas blame God for situating us in this entity called Nigeria. No, its not by our choice but what can we do? With education and understanding we can peacefully coexist. I watched a documentary about cattle rearing in kenya where the cattle are reared on barley planted on virtual soil. This may sound so difficult but is achieveable. I am so sure what mrkwankwso istalking about is education that will foster a peaceful coexistence of Nigerian

I tried to go through the whole comments but i lost hope until I saw your comment.

Sir, you have proven that wisdom is really priceless...
You spoke the words I couldn't gather but felt in my heart...and expressed it even better than I would have.

God bless Kwankwanso

God bless you Sir.

God bless Nigeria.