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Lol. So its still d same.

I was there in 2011. Av u visited the forbidden stream? Did u c d half nude Nupe women and their donkeys?

It is probable parvovirus... First, get drips to prevent dehydration....then read about the symptom of parvo...

They are joking.

Nigeria will remain as one forever.

Sure u r cute & sexy

And that's why you say all men are dogs abi?

No wahala. I won't argue.

By the way, what breed is your father?

Silence is golden.

You should have kept shut.

I don't care about this post.

Happy birthday ebayray.

This one is for you.

Cheers

The first one looks like fetty wap

Buzz off.

Kidaakudz:
Wow. Tonight she called. She said she is much pains, her legs hurt a lot and she can't walk straight.
Does the peeling mean I've disvirgined her? I love her

First, who's your friend?

Second. The tissue stuff that got stuck on your dick? You've peeled her pussy.

Cheers.

Kidaakudz:
Hi friends,
Please don't try to judge us because of our age, the deed has already been done and we were both cool with it and we are open with our relationship even with our parents.
We both attend a secondary school @ Ajah.
Now today she came to my house and we had sex, her pussy was tight but after we used lubricants I was able to go in, first just half of my dick and slowly 90 percent of it was in. Due to the pain for her, I couldn't go up to 10 strokes at a time, I had to stop occasionally and continue after she rest but we were both surprised that despite it been her first time after much persuasion, there was no blood. She even climbed ontop and took the whole of my package inside but no blood. She surely is a virgin so I want to know why no blood. There was this pieces of tissue-like substance coming out from her pussy which stuck to my dick. What is it?

Please ask any questions and give me answers
I'm the senior prefect of my school. She is in ss1

Whatever.

Acidosis:
I'm a human being

One day we will stop reading your trash on Nairaland. You will just...fade away.

chukwudi44:
Fake news!! Saraki would never condescend to meet a mere commissioner and Tinubu's puppet!!

But y don't u think nigger?

unclejb2:
APC was formed 2 years ago by those sponsoring Boko Haram and wanted to use it as an instrument of politics and power grabbing.

Your daddy, mummy, and siblings are dullards.

badnature:
I don't see any solution to this problem since the DULLARD himself said"attack on bokoharam is attack on the north" and the dullard is now president,the bad news for the BABOONS AND MONKEYS

That failure is a president. For the second time...

What are you anyway?

Don't answer, I know. You're an idjit

Acidosis:
Buhari is a certified failure




RIP to the dead

it was worse under Jonathan so dont make this look so terrible.

TonyeBarcanista:
Buhari has failed this country! Since coming to power it has been from one bomb blast to the other and one bad news to the other. This is a man that vowed to clear BH in two months but more thab 4months we see no success. I will continue to maintain that Buhari and APC are unfit for leadership and are bent Ón putting Nigerians through pains and mournings with their deliberate misgovernance and acute cluelessness to issues affecting Nigerians. Nigeria bleed under this administration.

RIP to the victims!

Another bastard here

breakeven:
This country is a zoo. Why do we do selective justice. Dieziani is not the only big thieve in this country. So many before her have stolen twice or even thrice of what she is being accused. Those who stole the gulf war oil sale windfall and foreign reserve northing is being done to them. This is pure hatred and victimisation. The same law should be applicable to everyone if we say we are fighting corruption. How about those who stole their state money to sponsor them and now they are about to be compensated with ministerial post?.

Honestly, you're a bastard.

Riodiao:
Nigeria a country where is ok to steal if your from the North, but if you steal and from the south its corruption. Abacha stole over 100billion dollars yet buhari said he is not corrupt but madueke has a scandal of $20billion she's corrupt . The likes of Gwarzo, al Mustapha stole over $800million dollar yet today they are free men. Atiku is wanted in the USA for the haliburton bribery scandal and corruption but today he is free man , no attempt of arrest has been made on him.madueke has been arrested but saraki is a free man. If your a son or daughter of niger delta this is a wake up call . Now its madueke, Very soon these people will come to your bed and kill you in your sleep. Keep cheering for apc and this government. abacha's govt was characterised with high scale of looting and crruption yet abdusalami came on board and never one day probed abachas administration.our own brother GEJ came on board and for the sake of unity,prosperity and the fear of been from a minority refused to probe previous administration.GEj came on board and uncovered wide spread stealling, irregularities on how the north has milked nigeria for over 40years. Gej decide to empower the south, allowing them to steal and loot to enrich and empower the regoin so tge future of our unborn children will be secured yet we join this people who want to own it all,rule forever to call GEJ names, taunt Gej.just like Fayose said GEJ gave it all like JESUS yet we chastize him,abuse him.today because of Gej we can boast of multi millionaires in the private sector from the south. Today the south can boast of over 300 professors, something that was unimmaginable in the military era. The people in the south are to ignorant and short sighted , over the months iv painstainkingly read on wikipedia about the cause of major Gen Orkar coup, the aburi accord.To all militants in the niger delta, now its the time to show you were fighting in the interest of your people. We are not a coward tribe, we fight for our right and freedom not even britain could conquer us. Enough is enough. If madueke goes down for corruption then IBB,danjuma,abacha,atiku etc must all go to jail too for corruption. Buhari can take the position on nigeria president but he can never take our freedom!

He's a Chelsea guy.

missbronze:
Wish my baby sister whom we will bury next week, will wake up like him.


The pains of death can shatter one into pieces.

Sorry about ur loss

I've learnt a big lesson. Years after, my father has passed on, and our step siblings have looked away. We don't have a good relationship. Haven't spoken to them since 2013. I'm just a bit bothered cos I've never developed a relationship cos I fear that I may end up like my dad.

Sista:
@Brownlolly




That's terrible.

Problems adults have, children should never be put in between. Adults act worse than children at times. You just remember that when you become an adult, you show your parents how it should be done, you won't put children in between the arguments you have with other adults and you will not marry more than one woman when it is no doubt that they do not like each other.

Didn't your father have to have permission to marry the second wife? Didn't his first wife have to agree wit the second union?

At this point, how do you feel about polygamy? Do you think it is something you want to do when you begin to think about marriage?

Live photos from d event.

Motherfvcker

If Jonathan had won, would she be MIA?

Afrocandy is doing her best to provide for her family. Hopefully they will turn out well.

The Nigeria Police have concluded their probe into the forgery of the Senate Standing Order and given a copy of the report to President Muhammadu Buhari, SUNDAY PUNCH can authoritatively report.

The President received a copy of the report last week, a highly reliable source in the presidency told one of our correspondents on Saturday.

The Police report confirmed that the Standing Rules used to inaugurate the 8th Assembly were forged, our source said.

In the report, the Police recommended the prosecution of those found culpable of forging the orders, which had been used in the controversial election of the Senate President, Senator Bukola Saraki, and his deputy, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, on June 9, 2015.

The report was said to have indicted the management of the National Assembly, especially the Clerk, Salisu Maikasuwa and recommended the prosecution of the suspects.

Acting on a petition by Senator Sulaiman Hunkuyi (All Progressives Congress, Kaduna State), the Police had on July 6 quizzed Ekweremadu and Maikasuwa over an alleged forgery of the standing orders.

The petition alleged that some parts of the 2015 Senate Orders were different from the one ratified by the 6th Senate in 2010, which was used by the 7th Senate, as Standing Orders 2011.

The Police, on the strength of the petition, had subsequently quizzed the leadership of the 7th Senate, including former Senate President, Senator David Mark; his deputy (now Saraki’s deputy), Ike Ekweremadu; former Senate Leader, Victor Ndoma-Egba; and the former Chairman, Senate Committee on Rules and Business, Senator Ita Enang.

The Clerk to the National Assembly, Maikasuwa, who is the custodian of the Senate Standing Order was also invited for questioning by the police.

According to the source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, handed over copy of the investigative report to Buhari at the Presidential Villa in Abuja last Sunday.

The source said, “I can confirm to you that the President has a copy of the Police’s investigation report on the Senate forgery and I can also authoritatively tell you that the report confirmed that the Senate rules were forged. Notable among those recommended for prosecution in the National Assembly is the Clerk because he is the one that keeps the Standing Orders.”

When asked if the Directorate of Public Prosecution had received a copy of the Police report, the source said he couldn’t confirm that.

SUNDAY PUNCH’s study of the controversial 2015 Senate Standing Orders, Rule 3, as contained on page four of the document, which has to do with the election of presiding officers, had shown that it is different from the 2011 Senate Order.

Rules 3(e) (i) and (ii) have been included in the 2015 document to accommodate electronic voting and secret ballot, whereas secret ballot and ballot papers were not specifically mentioned in the 2011 Standing Orders.

The Senate Order 3 (e) (ii) of 2011 states, “Voting shall be conducted by the Clerks-at-the Table, using the Division List of the Senate with the Tellers in attendance. The Clerk of the Senate shall submit the result of the division to the Clerk of the National Assembly.

“(iii) The Clerk shall then declare the Senator-elect who has received the greater number of votes, elected as President of the Senate.”

The same section in the 2015 Senate Order however reads, “Voting by secret ballot which shall be conducted by the Clerk-at-Table using the list of the Senators-elect of the Senate, who shall each be given a ballot paper to cast his vote with the proposers and seconder as Teller. The Clerk of the Senate shall submit the result of the voting to the Clerk of the National Assembly who shall then declare Senator-elect who has received the highest number of votes as Senate President-elect.”

Apart from the ‘alteration’ to the procedure for election, Order 95 of the 2011 rule on the chairmanship and membership of the committees is also different in the 2015 version.

In the 2011 document, provisions in Order 95 read, “The membership of all committees shall not be less than 11 and not more than 13 senators. (2) No senator shall serve in more than three committees (3) No committee chairman shall serve in more than one other committee.”

However, a new insertion in the amended version reads, “The appointment of Senators as Chairmen and members of committees shall be carried out in such a manner as to reflect the six geopolitical zones of the country and there shall be no predominance of senators from a few geo-political zones.”

In SUNDAY PUNCH’s exclusive report on the scandal, which was published on July 19, some senators who served in the 7th Senate had disowned the 2015 edition of the Senate Standing Orders (as amended).

Similarly, members of the current 8th Senate across parties had also denied being part of any amendment process.

The senators, who were from both the ruling All Progressives Congress and the opposition Peoples Democratic Party, said they were not aware of any amendments to the 2011 Senate Standing Orders.

For instance, Senator Victor Lar (PDP, Plateau-South) had declared, “As of the time we left the (7th) Senate, there were no alterations (to the Senate Standing Orders).”

Also, the Chairman, Senate Committee on Rules and Business in 7th Senate, Senator Ita Enang, stated that the Standing Orders that was used and closed within the 7th Senate was the Standing Orders that should have been used for the inauguration of the 8th Senate.

Enang, who was in the PDP when he was in the Senate but later defected to the APC, had stated, “I made proposal for amendments between 2011 and 2015, I laid the report on the floor, but we did not consider the report. We did not amend the Standing Orders.

“Before we left, I had approved the reprinting of the Standing Orders and the reprinting did not include inserting anything which was not in the old one. Reprinting is, simply reproduce what we have because there are no more copies.”

Some senior legal practitioners had told SUNDAY PUNCH that forging a document like the Standing Rule of the Senate was a felony, which, according to them, is a criminal offence against the state that attracts a penalty of three years jail term, a fine or both.

However, when contacted on Saturday, the Force Public Relations Officer, Mr. Emmanuel Ojukwu, did not confirm if the President had received a copy of the report.

“The Police are still working on the report. Investigation is still going on,” he said.

Director (Information), Federal Ministry of Justice, Mr. Charles Nwodo, responding to an inquiry by one of our correspondents on Saturday night also said he was not aware of the if the DPP had received a copy of the report.

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http://www.punchng.com/news/police-confirm-senate-forgery/

You r blessed. Ma Nigga

People r just killing snakes anyhow

Freak accident. RIP young hustler

I've been waiting for this news...

Thanks Lord....now please Tiwa, don't lose that sexy body

Acekidc4:
Chaaaiiiii!!!!!12 ke?? You be Real Worbia Oh

Guy, u no fit understand. na d soup de balance d equation